26 things to do in an elevator
*~*~*~*26 Things To Do in an ELEVATOR*~*~*~*
**haha that aerosmith song** lol.
1) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
2) Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.
3) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
4) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
5) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
6) Ask, "did you feel that?"
7) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic. They'll open up again."
9) Swat at flies that don't exist.
10) Tell people that you can see their aura.
11) Call out, "GROUP HUG!" and enforce it.
12) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up. All of you. Just Shut up!!!"
13) Crack open your briefcase or purse, peer inside and say: "You guys got enough air in there?"
14) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
15) Stare at another passenger for a while, then ask in horror, "You're one of THEM, aren't you?" and back away slowly.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand, and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
1 Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
19) Ask if you can push the button for other people, and then push the wrong ones.
20) Smile at another passenger for a while, then announce "It's so rare that I meet anyone special on the elevator anymore."
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce to the
other passengers, "This is MY personal space!!"
22) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him or her on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
23) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
24) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on. Indicate to the other passengers that they shouldn't give the answer away.
25) Hold the doors open, and say that you're waiting for your friend. After
a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
26) Drop a pen, and when someone reaches to help pick it up, scream "Hey, that's my pen!"
Oh My God!!! I'm gunna have to try a few of those! I've done the one where you just look at the back wall and ride up and down the elevator scaring people...it was hilarious!
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"And god said where the hell is Tim, and there the hell is Tim. And god said let there be doors that open when they open and close when they close."
"what?"
"the doors dear."
"I bet god had a stage manager who understood english too..."
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why are coins worth less than dollars if they're made of metal and dollars are made of paper?
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pay no attention to what the critics say; there's never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.
Re: 26 things to do in an elevator
haha those are funny! I always pretend that i am the one opening the doors in elevators...people think I'm crazy hehhe
Re: 26 things to do in an elevator
OK I didn't make it reading all 26 messages w/o laughing my butt off. My hub thinks I've lost it. I'm always laughing at my pc and he thinks I'm nuts. Perhaps you should make 26 things about pc's?
About the elevator, I'm famous for busting my butt when the thing starts moving. I'm so unsteady. People always look at me like I'm on something. Or I'll grab the rail and scream all becuase I don't want to fall on my butt that time. I can make a person so nervous on those things.
Re: 26 things to do in an elevator
cool... hehe there was something that i added 2 another board that was about cookie dough haha i'll try and find it b/c i deleted it from my email
plz vote for GNH as one of the hottest 50 ezboards!
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic. They'll open up again." 
I always pretend that i am the one opening the doors in elevators...people think I'm crazy hehhe
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