cagedphreak
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(3/3/02 11:04 pm)
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Accommodations
A salesman arrived in town, but every hotel room was taken. He pleaded for a room when the hotel clerk told him:
"I do have a double room with one occupant, but the man snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms complain about it. However, he might want to split the cost,."
The tired salesman said, "I'll take it."
The next morning the salesman came and the clerk asked him "How'd you sleep? Any problem with the other guy snoring?"
"None at all" said the salesman.
The clerk was impressed, "How did you do that?"
"He was already sleeping and snoring away when I came in the room. So I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, 'Sleep tight, cutie.' He sat up all night watching me!"
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