danislikewhoa The Girl at the Rock Show
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(6/19/01 9:51 am) Reply
Ashley and Shelli
okay, so I don't get it. first, he's all ready to get rid of her and dumping her on a beach in cancun and then he's all "i miss her. i want to hear her voice. i want her to drive nine million hours to see me be a dancing monkey in front of about 50 screaming twelve year olds." i just don't get it. and *then* when she gets there, he's all "i'm so confused. i don't know how i feel about you. i like you. but we can't get back together. i kind of want to, though. but i don't trust myself in the same room as you."
so, really, my theory is either that the breakup was manufactured or the getting back together is manufactured. i wouldn't be surprised if it was the first, because then ashley could be free for millions of little girls to love and then he regretted it in the end.
i don't know. the whole thing just stank of fake to me. anyone else get that feeling?
see, I never thought it was manufactured, I just took it as incontrovertible proof that Ashley is a moron. Because.... Because he repeatedly talks about how he's been in love with her for years, how she's the most beautiful girl he's ever seen... Has he seen her? Has he heard the baby voice? Why hasn't he smothered her in her sleep yet? Why????
and what must the other guys think when she comes to visit? (obviously erk thinks: Ooh, I can get some!) but if I was Jacob (and all too frequently I am) I'd be all "shut up, Shelli! Go jump in the pool! Your skank ass jewlery and big shoes will make sure you drown! Bwahahah."
Re: Ashley and Shelli
I dunno; I kind of feel bad for stupid ashley. I might feel bad for Shelli if she wasn't so annoying, but she is, so oh well.
On an almost unrelated note, if I heard that "ashley and shelli" were dating, I'd assume they were both girls. and if I saw a picture of them? .... same assumption. I'm just sayin'.
Re: Ashley and Shelli
lol. or maybe bwahahahahahaha. Which ever is more snark-appropriate.
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(10/23/01 3:45 am) Reply
Ashley and Shelli
All i can say is that Shelli is annoying. Her voice pisses me off, prob coz i'm British but everyone must find the Mickey Mouse imitation annoying. Ash should forget bout er coz she wears inappropiate clothing. But some haw i do kinda feel sorry for her.
I hate shelli, the skanky whore
Shelli is a nasty BITCH, Ash should dump her. I never thiught Ash was GAY, but he Is, EW HE'S DATING A MAN!!!!...SHELLI(MAN-WHORE)
ash and shelli
you guys dont realize that otown is the GREATEST band! and that they are all hot!! and shelli is a bitch but hey she is one of the luckiest girls alive!!! and you guys are just jealous is what i think and if anyone has a problem with otown you can deal with me email me at princess18_36@hotmail.com!! l8er!
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