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Dark DigiKaos
 Posts: 87 (5/31/01 4:38 pm) Reply |
Battle of the Sexes OOC: I can't believe that no one has thought of this yet... IC- Roiyaru: *standing in the middle of a customized ring, the ceiling made of metal and the walls are chain-link. The floor is canvas. Armagemon is sitting in a skybooth, being an announcer, while Roiyaru is the referee* Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. We have quite a fight tonight. This will be a four on four match. No rules, except for the usual: No killing, NO INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING, no assistance from the audiance, and to win you must have the entire other team KOed, pinned, or held. We are accepting audience volunteers, all comers welcome! *throws Armagemon plushies into the audience* Anyone? Erm...anyone who joins gets a customized Wormmon plushie, signed by Wormmon himself! *cheers erupt from the audience, and many hands are raised* Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall and I've never gotten head lice and I've never owned a parrot and I've never been to Boston in the Fall...And...I've...Never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings...and I've never been to Boston in the fall... |
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Ken Ichijouji 
 Posts: 214 (5/31/01 5:39 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes
Osamu: (from the audience) No inappropriate touching? Damn!!! Get rid of that rule, I'd be down there in a second...
Zach: Are you REALLY related to Ken? Vincent: You sound a lot more like Stragomon's cousin from hell... Osamu: Why does everyone hate me? (Ken and Wormmon are doing interviews....Ken's the cameraman, Wormmon the interviewer) Wormmon: (to one of the combatants) Do you think you could recognize a larch tree from quite a good distance away? Combatant: ???? Ken: |
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eden wing 
 Posts: 521 (5/31/01 5:45 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes Vanz: I'll fight! Hoo ha!! Destruction is a sport for those who can forget their souls for but a moment. |
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Dark DigiKaos
Posts: 91 (5/31/01 9:59 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes Roiyaru: Did I mention that Team 1 will be made completely of bishounens while Team 2 will be made entirely of bishoujos?(obiously) Yes, you there! *points at Vanz* Come and stand to my left. Any bishoujos? |
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Ken Ichijouji
Posts: 230 (5/31/01 11:50 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes (Ken and Wormmon race over to Vanz) Wormmon: Excuse me sir. Just why are you fighting, here tonight? Is it for the plushies? The money? Because you're just angry inside? The women? WHAT? Edited by: Ken Ichijouji at: 6/1/01 1:31:38 am |
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eden wing
Posts: 538 (6/1/01 12:12 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes Duo: *rushes in* As bishounn extrodinaire, I will lend my services! HOO HA!!! SHINIGAMI IS HERE!!!! Destruction is a sport for those who can forget their souls for but a moment. |
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Dark DigiKaos
Posts: 95 (6/1/01 9:52 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes Roiyaru: Alright, you there. *points at Duo* Stand to my left. C'mon, aren't there ANY ladies who want to join this? Maybe you can hug Wormmon himself? Heck, I'll GIVE you Wormmon if you win. Wormmon: I don't THINK so! I've already signed your plushies, but you just keep wanting MORE and MORE! Well, back to the interview... |
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Dagrus Mishima
 Posts: 404 (6/1/01 11:18 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes Vanz: I'm here because I may get to see some cute, single girls! HOO HA! Duo: I'm here for he hell of it. ^^ Mishima's are ladies men by nature, lovers at heart, and destroyers at large. If you have a problem with that, then you can taste my Gunblade. Any questions? |
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Jamie Anya
Digital World Visitor Posts: 287 (6/1/01 11:19 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes * Jamie leaps up.* Jamie: I'll fight! Serpentmon: And she can fight if she has a good reason to! Jamie: Especially if someone insults one of my guys! Serpentmon: " Your Guys"? Jamie: Shut up Serpentmon. " So..... you don't believe in god but you believe in the god of death?" ~ Nun " Yeah! I've never seen any miricales but I've sure seen alot of dead people!" ~ Duo Maxwell |
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TALLPANZER
 Posts: 1147 (6/1/01 11:28 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes Tallpanzer: "Tripel gold Bishounen right here." "I learned that Heros die, but real heros die in the arms of the one they love." EFWO's #2 Fan! |
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Dark DigiKaos
Posts: 98 (6/1/01 12:50 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes Roiyaru: The first bishhoujo! ^_^ *points at Jamie* c'mon down and stand to my right. Oh, to get your blood boiling, Ken's a whoreson. Remember that. And you there, Tall. Get your butt down here. We're halfway to the battle of the sexes! *wild cheers from the audience* |
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Ken Ichijouji
Posts: 240 (6/1/01 6:19 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes
Wormmon: You should talk, Roiyaru! I know about YOUR little secret....
(grins evilly) Ken: Do you *want* me to go Kaiser on your arse? (Roiyaru doesn't answer, as he's shaking Wormmon violently, trying to figure out just what the Insect Digimon knows.) |
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Dark DigiKaos
Posts: 104 (6/2/01 10:10 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes *cackles evilly* Tell me what I want to know and I'll get you out of this... *he throws Wormmon into the ring* The last member of the Guys team! *wild cheers* |
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Ken Ichijouji
Posts: 252 (6/2/01 11:28 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes Wormmon: NOOOO!!!! AAAAIIIEEEE!!!! I'm going to get GLOMPED to death! (runs over to the edge of the arena) Ken! Ken, help!!!! Ken: (sweatdrops) Uh...Wormmon, I didn't bring the Digivice.... Wormmon: DAMNIT!!!! |
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Dark DigiKaos
Posts: 106 (6/2/01 1:21 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes Jamie: Awwww! *glomps Wormmon* Wormmon: AIIIIIEEEEE! Roiyaru: Now, tell me what you THINK you know, and I'll stop this... |
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TALLPANZER
Posts: 1182 (6/3/01 2:02 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Sexes Tallpanzer: "So is this a tag match, a Texas Tornado match, a team elimination match?" Asylum: "How about TLC" Tallpanzer: "Get back to the EFWO!" Asylum: "Sorry" "I learned that Heros die, but real heros die in the arms of the one they love." EFWO's #2 Fan! |
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