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BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA 
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(3/7/02 9:27 pm)


Da Adventures of Superman
Da adventures of Superman



by: BenSmCkdMaHDgZAss and MikELykz2StiCkDruMStiCkzUphiS@$$


Marc:: come here pat !
pat:: no u freak i like gurls!
Marc:: oOo come on .... fine ::p uts on a g string and boots:: come on u know u want this ::wavin his dick everywhere:: come on
Pat:: ewwwww....... ur nasty i would never do that with u or any guy it's just wrong!
MArc:: aww come on ::walks up to PAt and grinds against him:: u know u want this ::moans:: come on ::moans more:: ugh!
Pat:: ewwwwwww get off of me u nasty ass g string freak ::screams JESS!!!!!!! :: EWWWW marc go away i don't want u ewwwwww!
Marc:: oOo come on u know u want this ! :: trys 2 pull off PAt's jeans from the back:: oOo i got this ... boy ur gettin me rock hard!
Pat:: ewwwwwww y me? :: screams again Jess!!!!!!!!!!! :: marc let go of my jeans ewwwww :: slaps marcs hands ::: knock it off u cockin suckin homo!!!!
Marc:: u got feel this :: trys and pulls PAt's hand on his rock hard main vien:: oOo :: moans::
Pat:: ewwwww :: moves hand and slaps marc across the face :: MARC STOP DAMNIT! :: thinks where in the hell is jess! :: Marc stop Now DAMNIT U STUPID ASSLICKER!
Marc:: ::screams like a bitch:: ugh! :: holds chin:: that hurt
Pat:: good u deserve it!
Marc:: ::looks @ PAt:: i Love it when ur ruff :: trys 2 pull Pat again :: come on baby! i want u now
Pat:: ::screams NOOOOOOOOO JESS WHERE R U MARC'S AFTER ME AGAIN!!!! :: ::starts running ::
Marc:: ::trys 2 chase PAt in his boots :: oOo come on ... u liked it the last time ... come one just one more time ... ok i wont play dress up PAt anymore .. and we wont play barbies ...come on ::chases PAt more::
Pat:: NO I'M NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING WiTH U ANYMORE U SCARE ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHH :: runs faster ::
Marc:: ok ok come one i wont play anymore games ... just on last time ! i promise ... i havent got any in a week ... BOB is in Africa
Pat:: I DON'T FUCKIN CARE LEAVE ME ALONE DAMNIT I ONLY @#%$ GURLS DAMNIT MARC LEAVE ME ALONE UR A FREAK I DON'T LIKE FREAKS GO AWAY!!!!!
Marc:: come one u didnt complain the last time ! just one last time for the love of god :: catches Pat:: ha! got ya!
Pat:: :: crys :: NOOOOOOOOOOO! :: tries 2 wiggle out of marc's grip :: NOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE HELP ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Marc:: ::p ulls PAts Jeans completely off :: oOo u'll enjoy this :: ties him up::
Pat:: :: cries :: NOOOOOOOO SOMEONE PLZ HELP ME THIS GUY IS TRYIN A RAPE ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Marc:: ugh ugh ugh! :: puts tape on pat's month :: no more screamin baby it's time 2 get it on
Pat:: :: cries :: and wiggles 2 try 2 get out of the rope and run away!
Marc:: ::p ulls of boots quickly and takes off g stig witch was almost undone b/c of the runnin:: come on dont cry ... it'll feel good ... for both of us
Pat:: :: CRIES HISTERICALLY ::
Ben:: WTF! Marc !!! put ur GSTRING BACK ON! WHAT DID I TELL U ABOUT TRYIN 2 GET WITH PAT HE DOESNT WANT U FOR GOD'S FUCKIN SAKE ARE U SANE ANY MORE ?.. god i knew i smelled FEAR!
mARC:: HE WANTS IT ... LOOK @ HIM :: WINKS @ PAT::
Ben:: dude he doesnt want it he's cryin !
Pat:: :: crys harder ::
Ben:: :: takes off tape off pat :: ok r ok ?
Pat:: :: sniffles :: no MARC WAS TRYIN 2 RAPE ME!!!!
Ben:: man i'm sorry ... wait let me take off my cap :: takes off his red super man cap :: ok neck was begin 2 hurt ... it's a hard job tryin 2 save ppl
Marc:: dude ur not superman
Ben:: yes i am ... man i flew all the way over here !
Marc:: from where 2 feet away
Ben:: :: looks @ 2 feet away:: no ... it was more like 6
Pat:: WHATEVER DAMNIT BEN PLZ UNTIE ME!!!!
Ben:: oOo yeah i'm suppose 2 save u ... dont worry PAT :: points 2 the letter S on his shirt:: no worrys Pat Superman is here 2 save u :: walks like a duck like the penuin in Batman haha 2 PAt and un-ties him:: there u go buddy ... now who can save next
Pat:: thanx man ::runs away::
Marc:: u @#%$ up everything dont u !

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Edited by: BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA  at: 4/6/02 9:09:03 pm




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