Story #1-April 30th 2003
*Brad starts browsing the internet looking at sites dedicated to Everquest:2*
/Brad shouts : @#%$ that i'm not playing anything but Everquest until a new game comes out that can, feed me, suck me off and pay my bills!
/Big Brother (known as SoE) records the info through the camera hidden in the disk for Shadows of Luclin.
/Big Brother writes memo- Everquest:3-An immersive game where while you play it feeds you, sucks you off and converts your platinum pieces into money to pay your bills. We will suck all of your energy out of you and sell it to Californians, they are pretty dumb, just look at how much money they paid for Electricity a year ago!
Story#2-April 30th 2003
*Dad comes to visit Brad*
/Dad Says: So, son what have you been up to lately?
/Brad Says *while playing Everquest* : Monday nights I play on Kane Bayle, Tuesdays Bertoxxulous, Wednesdays I play on Firiona Vie, Thursdays Innoruuk, Fridays I play Star Wars, Saturday Mornings I play Everquest Online Adventures, Saturday Nights I play Lords of Everquest and Sundays I play whatever I can, finishing off unfinished business. I'm really saving Sundays for when Everquest 2 comes out!
/Dad says: Wow, you sure have come a long way from playing Super Mario Brothers: 2 with me in the living room when you were a kid.
/Brad yells: @#%$ YOU JUST KSED ME THAT WAS MY ANCIENT CYCLOPS! @#%$ NECROS!
*Dad's eyes bug out of his head*
/Dad says: Its amazing to me that you find the time to play so many video games and find the time to work to pay for them.
/Brad says: Stupid ass Guides don't know @#%$.... work? I've been on disability for Carpul Tunnel syndrom for 2 years.
/Dad sighs, happy that Brad wasn't his only son.
*Type, Type, Type, Type, Type*
Story#3-April 30th 2003
/Brad's Girlfriend: Oh my god, what did you do all day? You haven't showered in two weeks! The house is a mess! Did you know I have no clothing to wear? The god damned mother effing laundry is stacked to the roof, and don't get me started on the lawn.
/Brad *type, type, type,* : Well as a matter of fact I've been porting for cash all day to outfit your monk. And on the down time of that I was powerleveling your enchanter to 46.
/Brad's Girlfriend: You are the sexiest man on earth!
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(5/13/03 3:16 am)
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You admit writing this?
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(6/2/03 7:56 am)
Re: For Addicts Only-18 and Over
I'm not sure if I'd rather he write this, or it actually happen.
/Brad's Girlfriend: Oh my god, what did you do all day? You haven't showered in two weeks! The house is a mess! Did you know I have no clothing to wear? The god damned mother effing laundry is stacked to the roof, and don't get me started on the lawn.
/Brad *type, type, type,* : Well as a matter of fact I've been porting for cash all day to outfit your monk. And on the down time of that I was powerleveling your enchanter to 46.
/Brad's Girlfriend: You are the sexiest man on earth!
Impossible that it could be a true story. Porting for cash went the way of the dinosaur in October 2002 when Planes of Power came out.
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