Kreysherd
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Funny short story (Open)
This is just somthing I made for my english class, it also shows my how big my imagination is, enjoy! 
Fop's Adventure
You don't know this person, how I know is none of your business, but this is the story of Fop, the babbling retard> Now your probably asking yourself, "Why the hell did this guy waste his tim to make a story about a babbling retard?" Well I assure you friend, this is no story, this is a quest, a quest that Fop has, he needs to find his brain, enough talk and on to the story: It all started at his house in Denver, Colorado. He had opened up his head to allow his brain some fresh air, but his brain ran away, Fop thought it just needed a walk, and the brain knew its way home, so Fop just went home. Three weeks had past, still no brain, Fop became worried, so he called his friend Dapper Dan, fop asked if Dan had seen his brain, Dan replied, "I DON'T WANT FOP!!! Oh, sorry, no I have not seen your brain, Ooo, a piece of candy!" Then he hung up, so Fop decided that his brain was mad at him because he had smoked too much, wait, not school apropraite, anyways, lets just say it didn't like him very much. Fop decided to call his friend Edwardo, but then he remembered that Edwardo lived in the time "Whenever Mexico was founded" so he decided to take a trip to Russia. When Fop arrived he went around, he came upon a person named Poingapingapingpangting, who said, "I have been to America, and I know you are American just by the way you look, so tell me my American friend, what troubles you?" Fop replied, "I have lost my brain, and have not found it..." Poinapingapingpangting replied, "WHAT!?!? Don't you know that that is impossable, you come here to waste my time?!? Go away and never return!!" then Poingapingapingpangting left him alone at the airport, Fop went back home, head low, in the dumps. When Fop arrived back in Denver, he found the place in firey ruins, blood and bodies were every where, his first reaction was to run, but then he heard a familliar voice say, "FOOLS! You shall know me as Oggayoyopop, the Ambassador of the planet Thrysental! You canot escape me! You and all of your people on Earth will be slaves FOREVER!! Mua ha ha haaa!!!" Fop realized who it was, "Hey thats....thats Poingpingapingpangting's voice!!!" he said alarmed, "I knew there was somthing wrong with him, just by his name!" Fop saw a rusty sword, and a gun with one bullit in it laying on the ground, he picked up the gun and the sword and searched for Poingapingapingpangting, who was really Oggayoyopop. When Fop found Oggayoyopop, he saw Oggayoyopop had his back turned on him, he decided to use the gun and shoot him in the head, he aimed, and fired, but oddly the bullit pinged off an invisable shield, "FOOL! YOU DARE OPPOSE ME?!?" Fop was scared as Oggayoyopop turned around, Fop took out the sword, when Oggayoyopop say the sword he said, "No, not a sword, my ONLY weakness!!" as Oggayoyopop tried to run Fop to a swing, cutting his head off instantly, but breaking the sword, he looked around at the people cheering and clapping, then out of the rubble of a building came his brain, they were united, when Fop's brain went back into his head he yelled out, "E=MC SQUARE!" Now begins Earth's long story to recovery, BUT we don't have time so:
: -->  pTHE END!!! "No Mission too difficult, No Sacrafice too Great, Duty First." -The First Infanty Division, also known as: The Big Red One |
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