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(3/13/02 11:02 pm)
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Glenda Interview
By: Bensmckdmahdogzass & Mikehmpsmahmnkyzhrd
Stuff:hello Glenda i'm here 2 interview you from Stuff magazine. And we were wonderin if we could get an interview with you.
Glenda: Yes! i wouldnt mind.m Is there anything you would want 2 know about me?
Stuff: yes! ok we would want 2 know things between the last 24 hours. and give lost of detail
Glenda: ok well i woke up this morning and i had a serious rash on my ass
Stuff: woah woah woah! a lil 2 much info there..
Glenda: i'm sorry lad i didnt know. This is my first interview.
Stuff: it's ok it's ok... we'll ask u questions and u answer
Glenda: ok procide
Stuff: ok with in the last 24 hours have you gotten a hug?
Glenda: well to go into that i've havent had a hug in over 2 years. Yes! Lost of ppl hate me and i dont know why. Most the seem 2 be Patrick fans.
Stuff: ok thanx. Ok have you ever been mistaken as someoone else?
Glenda: YES!!! they always seem 2 say King Kong when i'm around i dont know what is up with that man.... i mean i really try 2 look like godzilla and no where near king kong ... b/c Godzilla is my idle.
Stuff: do you use chapstick?:
Glenda: i use pigs fat... it's cheaper and Marc says it fits me... but i'm not really sure what he ment by that.
Stuff: Boxers or Briefs?:
Glenda: well b4 i got my sex changed i sometimes uses briefs all though sometimes there would be nothing for it 2 hold. So half of the time i didnt even wear underwear.
Stuff: would u rather swim in a pool or noodles or jello?:
Glenda: WTF! i would ... what ... i would rather swin in jello it feels good. I love scum between my toes. It has always been my dream 2 swim in a bowl or red jello but i guess a pool would have 2 do.
Stuff: What would you rather pick? Layin Barney? or. smoke the Papa Smuffs?
Glenda: What @#%$ is up with this fuckin magazine what kind of questions are u fuckin askin!!!??!! you not with Stuffs magizine are you ? you son of a bitch??
Stuff k ok i admit i'm heather! from hotvibes and i dont really have a magizine i just wear a tag to seem i like i have a job b/c my mom wants me 2 pay for collage although ii dropped out of school in 4rd grade. 2 prosue my dream of being a Bingo Winner! although i didnt stay in school very long to learn all the #'s so that didnt work out very good. Soo i just go around tryin 2 mock ppl.... bitchin and stockin... random ppl 2 seem more important than me ... yes thats pretty much anyone.
Glenda: Thats it! you pissed lil old glenda now! Thats it i'm going 2 sit on stupid ass! & i'm going 2 ride you like donkey. B/c your not worthy or bein pony.
eplog heather: Heather was never found found that day seems that she was smashed and crushed by Glenda. Who was tryin 2 forefil her dream 2 be just like godzilla.
Eplog Glenda: Has won an award for her amasin attempt 2 killin or bashin the horrible person who has sucked up all the air. NOW there gettin ready 2 get rid of Glenda who is gettin as big as godzilla and takenin up all the space.
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