Greetings to the clan

Bah! If'n Smorri remembers right, youse only yelled "Watch out!" AFTER Smorri stepped on da crappy Elf made bridge!

Now yer gonna get poor Smorri killed here to?!

Smorri Nosebiter
(Not trustin of Elf made bridges)

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Hargdal Ale Fetcher Posts: 1 (6/23/05 11:46 am) Reply	Greetings to the clan Hail and well met! Me names Hargdal. Im honing me skills as a savage in the fine art of putting the pointy end of me claw in the squishy parts of da beasties. Grzzylthur tol me stories bout the funny sounds the hibbies make when you stick em just right so im lookin forward ta dat! I be a fair and just dwarf so ima stick the albies too fer good measure. I be new to these lands but I heard good bout dem from Grzz. He sent me a memo, but he din have paper so it was on the back of a receipt for a Dwarfie Big Gulp and he said ta come over and whack stuff wit him. So I packed up me stuff and started my long trek over ta dis realm. Most of my adventures were in other lands, usually with his uncle Smorri. He taught me the ways of drinkin ale, tossin trolls, and drinkin ale. Oh the times we had! I was even der when Smorri dun caught his phobia, but dat be a diffren story. Me first day here in Midgard I entered a raging battle right from da start. I wus keepin Gloag safe from a very dangerous pack of blighted wolves! Er, well, that may be a bit untrue. I WAS in a raging battle, but I was jus makin sure his ale didnt get knocked over during the battle and keepin the blighted wolve's fleas offa him. Der dangerous too! It's hard work cus theyre so small an da blighted ones are kinda see-thru so you hafta look real good. den ya hafta squish em just right ta kill em. Nasty buggers. -Hargdal
Smorri Nosebiter Dwarf-at-Arms Posts: 122 (6/23/05 11:57 am) Reply	Re: Greetings to the clan Bah! If'n Smorri remembers right, youse only yelled "Watch out!" AFTER Smorri stepped on da crappy Elf made bridge! Now yer gonna get poor Smorri killed here to?! Smorri Nosebiter (Not trustin of Elf made bridges)
MystraonTrolltoser Clan Elder Posts: 137 (6/23/05 12:49 pm) Reply	Re: Greetings to the clan And don't forget the most important use for those pointy claws, to get the trolls moving again when they stop to drool. Mystraon level50 huntress
Linall Warclan Lord Posts: 224 (6/24/05 9:02 am) Reply	Re: Greetings to the clan Ale der and welcome do the Clan. Please speak up ifin ya need anything weapons,armour or the such we have many skilled Crafters to help ya out. I think I have a little neice with some old studded armour just laying around growin dust. Linall 50 Warrior 1114 Weaponcrafting Snorind 50 Savage (lfg) Amestl 50 Healer Thorbraimrhall 50 Hunter Tirstera Alchemist
Grzzylthur Fyrebeard Ale Fetcher Posts: 4 (6/27/05 10:53 am) Reply	Re: Greetings to the clan Greetins Harg! Mees look forward ta bein chased by even more angry Tomte's wit ya!

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