Hail and well met!

Hilgi watches the contest with amusement. She purrs, "Am I too late ta compete?"

Hilgi walks up to a crowd of trolls. Tapping one on the arm, he leans down as she whispers something into his ear. The troll quickly straightens up and motions to the others around him. Hilgi looks on with a slow smile as the trolls huddle around him. A large commotion erupts around her as the trolls fling themselves over the troll tossing line. Each trying to out-do the other as they land in a heap. The last troll dives in head-first, leaving his flailing feet sticking out of the pile.

Hilgi sashays away from the heap, blowing a kiss to the trolls over her shoulder. She says with a grin, "You didn't expect a healer ta have muscle did ya?"

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Gashe Clan Member Posts: 5 (10/29/02 10:19 pm) Reply	Hail and well met! Hail I am Gashe Keghauler! I have joined yer fine family today and hope to contribute alot in the growth of the clan as a whole! Some of you may remember me from 4 years back... ==== 44th level berserker.
Smorri Nosebiter Clan Member Posts: 6 (10/30/02 4:53 pm) Reply	Re: Hail and well met! Oi! Ya got da Troll Tossin Championship Belt?!! Well?! Own up Gashe!! Smorri wants a shot at da Title!! Wheres ya hidin?!! Right here! Right now!! Someone get some Trolls!! Ya smell wot Smorri's drinkin?! <Smorri flex's and cocks one eyebrow> Wheres ya at Gashe?! You want some of Smorri?!! <Smorri gulps the Ale in each of the mugs he's holding then throws them to the ground and starts punchin at the air> YA WANT SOME OF SMORRI DO YA?!! <Smorri starts kicking stools while swinging his arms around crazily> WHERES ARE YA?! COME OUT AND TOSS!!!! <Smorri swerves to the right then falls to the floor, pasted out from over excitement>
Gashe Clan Member Posts: 6 (10/30/02 5:06 pm) Reply	Troll tossin after the muddled sound of crashing and breaking gashe wakes up on the floor of the bar. He feels sick to his stomache, thinking he may have lost it and actually succumbed to the weak ale at the bar he hides his face in shame. Only after he has moved into the corner does he realize he only has 1/2 of the troll tossin' belt, and there are bite marks. "mmmm belty goodness", ugh that must have been wha did it! As Gashe walks out form the corner he seems a Smorri swerving back and forth and then falling over. "HAR HAR!! Lad can't take his Ale eh?!" "Wut boot yuu? me sea yuu on flore! (trollish laghing)" - some troll pansey. "ME? I ATE THIS BELT! THIS BE THE TROLL TOSSIN BELT!" Gashe steps towards the troll in a menacing manner. "HA! yuu no toss me! I is big and strongs, me even noes songs fer runnin fast an' hit harder!. Troll stands up and sings some nasty nasty song about raping dogs and svartalfs, he seems to be getting better as melee. "OK, DON'T SAY I DIDN' WARN YA!" Out of sheer confidence Gashe throws down his weapons and puts up his fists. The troll slowly (fast for a troll) moves towards him swinging his poorly made troll axe. Gashe catches the blade of teh axe in his teeth and bites down! shattering the ill made blade! With a simple grab of the trolls belt and a mighty toss the troll flys through the side of the Huginfel Bar. "Here ye go my good man, fer the damages." He hands the barkeep some coin for the damages. "And here be some more for the good lad on the floor, make sure he gets a nice room." ... ... ... the belt is only half now, so inorder to repair it I am gonna have to make a half Elf ear belt to repair it. Soon it will be the Troll Tossin' Elf Slaying belt of champions. .. Gashe heads out to Darkness Falls to kill any elfs pickin on the younguns..
Smorri Nosebiter Clan Member Posts: 7 (10/30/02 5:37 pm) Reply	Re: Troll tossin Smorri wakes up starring at the ceiling and gives a quite "oi". The bartender walks over and hands Smorri a Big Dwarf Gulper® of Ale. "Gashe said to give this to you when, and if, you woke." "Bah!" Smorri says, then looks at the Ale, shrugs his shoulders and drinks it in one swig. Next, Smorri stands up, brushes dust and wood chips off his armor and starts toward the door. Just then a Large Troll( as if there were any other type ) stumbles through the door with a dazed look on his ugly face. "Outta Smorri's way ya Ox!!" Without breaking his stride, Smorri backhands the Troll, sending him flying into a dark corner of the tavern. Outside, Smorri yells out "GASHE!! Smorri wants a title shot!!!" Inside, the Troll sits in the corner where Smorri threw him... holding his knees, he sobs "Mees goes bak ta Tomte village weres it safe!" Though the door Smorri's voice is heard "Jizmakk! Will ya go in dere and shut dat Ox up?!" <To be continued... > Edited by: Smorri Nosebiter at: 10/30/02 5:54:10 pm
Gashe Clan Member Posts: 7 (10/30/02 6:34 pm) Reply	the belt. Gashe is standing outside waiting for Smorri to wake up. when he finally does he comes outside and yells out (see above post) "FINE! YOU WANT YER SHOT! YOU GOT IT!" "ALL YOU TROLLS MOTHERS ARE NOT SMELLY AND NOT NASTY LOOKING!"(instult to trolls) about 50 trolls are gathering around. "Whoever manages to toss the most trolls wins!" Gashe tosses a troll into a pile of other trolls, taking out 4 in total.
ThatRickGuy Clan Member Posts: 39 (10/30/02 8:01 pm) Reply	Re: the belt. <Ebenthorin winds up for a big swing with his hammer. rotating his hammer downward with his full brute force he nocks a trolls leg clean off at the knee, sending the disembodied leg flying into the crowd> What? Ya mean we have to move them all in one peice? -Ebenthorin
Gashe Clan Member Posts: 8 (10/30/02 8:43 pm) Reply	Re: the belt. Well, ye just have to get 50% of the troll over the line. the other 50% can be used for feasting later! well, if ye have the constitution of a Dwarf and the insanity of a Berserker you will eat it for sure! <eats troll leg stump>
Smorri Nosebiter Clan Member Posts: 8 (10/30/02 9:50 pm) Reply	Re: the belt. Smorri walks pass the one legged Troll is who mesmerized by his new stump. Smorri looks at Ebenthorin, "Soos Ya after da Title too?!" Next Smorri turns to Gashe "OK, its on! But remember! Its distance 'AND' style dat counts!" Smorri strolls to the center of the circled Trolls. All of a sudden their anger starts to give way to fear. They have heard stories about the terrible Dwarf called Smorri and begin to worry that tonight may become another story of woe for Trollkind. Suddenly Smorri points into the crowd, right at one of the largest Trolls there... "Oi! Come here Ya rock headed Ox!" The Troll, too scared to disobey Smorri, shuffles up to the fearsome Dwarf. "Yes, mister Smorri?" "Bah!' Smorri responds and grabs the Troll, tossing the Troll with an "umph!" high above the crowd. The Troll comes down headfirst ( one of the few smart things a Troll will do to prevent injuring anything useful ) right on the Troll Tossing Line. The top of the Troll's head flatens against the ground and the Troll teitters in a delicate balance. Smorri looks at the Troll "Oi! Ox! If 1 and 1 equal 2, whats 1 and 1 equal?" You can almost smell the smoke as brain cells begin to burn themselves out in the back of the Troll brain. A few sparks and a sizzle or two, and the delicate balance has shifted... the Troll falls over... and his body lies outside the Troll Tossing Line! "Six!" says the Troll, who then passes out due to Brain Exertion ( a common ailment among Trolls ). "Also remember Gashe!" Smorri flexes and says "Smorri's the whole F'in show!!" The one legged Troll suddenly realizes that he only has one leg and falls over. <To be continued... > Edited by: Smorri Nosebiter at: 10/30/02 10:03:57 pm
Gashe Clan Member Posts: 9 (10/30/02 10:29 pm) Reply	Hmm.... Ooooooo..... I dun know if i can best that.... except for this secret attack i have in me sleeve!! Gashe calls to 3 Trolls to come into the bar. Inside the bar Gashe sets up 4 kegs on the table, one for each person... well person and trolls. The one who finnishes last has to take a beating from the other 3! GO! 5 minutes pass and the third one if finally done drinkin' who is left? Gashe! "I am enjoying me Gut-Rot, what do ye boys think of it?" "Weeeed uuuuuhhh dink dat it iss guud, but u only drink 1 drink! har har!!" Gashe then says, "oh, ye wanted me to drink it faster?" Gashe then procedes to take in the whole keg in 1 swig. "Ok i was the last one done, ye can all beat on me for free" 2 trolls stand up, 1 remains motionless with his head on the table. "HA HAR HAR!! stupid trolls cant take a little Gut-Rot!?" The 2 standing trolls procede to walk around the table, but go too far and hit heads together, knocking eachother out! "Well it has been 5 minutes and no beats, that is a forfiet Trolls!" Gashe gets up and procedes to toss the trolls one at a time, FROM INSIDE THE BAR, through the hole (earlier created) and a clear 5' past the line. "HMMPPHH!" - Gashe
Smorri Nosebiter Clan Member Posts: 9 (10/30/02 11:45 pm) Reply	Re: Hmm.... Smorri looks into the large hole that use to be one of the Tavern's walls, then he looks out to where the 3 Trolls landed. "Aye Gashe, ye got da numbers, but ya nay got da style!" Smorri walks out to the center of the tossing ring and points toward 6 Trolls... "Oi! You der! Line up over here shoulder ta shoulder!" For a few seconds the Trolls whisper amongst themselves until one of them points to his shoulder and the others nod their heads in understanding. The six walk over to Smorri and line up with the usual amount of confusion. When the group settles down, Smorri walks up to the first Troll and says "Put ya hand over ya ear!" The Troll looks confused, but does what Smorri asks. Smorri whips out his right Axe and swings it around a couple of times with dazzling grace then suddenly slams the flat side of the axe into the first Troll's exposed elbow. The force of the blow slams the Trolls head into the head of the Troll standing next to him! Down the line the Troll heads smack with hollow 'thuds' into each other until finally the last Troll falls to the ground unconscious... outside the Troll Tossing Line!! Smorri drops his axe back into his belt and starts walking toward Gashe... When he suddenly stops in his tracks and points to the half gnarled belt Gashe had given the Barkeep to hold... "Oi! Dats not da belt Smorri wants!! Smorri wants da Heavyweight Troll Tossing Championship Belt! Dats da Lightweight Troll Tossing Championship Belt!!! Bah!! Disappointed, Smorri steps through what is now Midgard's first Ride-Through Service window and says "Gashe! Buy Smorri another Ale! A little more of dis and Smorri might of started sweatin!" As Smorri, Ebenthorin and Gashe laugh at the bar, a Troll sticks his head through the Tavern's new Ride-Through Service window to say "Excuse Snotdrip Mister Smorri, but Snotdrip and da utter Trolls was wonderin, if yas was done and everythin, if maybe we could be on our wa.... OUCH!" the Troll yells when the empty mug shatters on his forehead! Edited by: Smorri Nosebiter at: 10/30/02 11:51:20 pm
Gashe Clan Member Posts: 12 (10/30/02 11:52 pm) Reply	belt of many troll tossin' We'll it was quite a championship. I may have gotten the most over the line, but you definately had more style then i did! and the troll head hitting with the empty mug, classic! That leg stump was mighty tasty I'll give ye that Eben, but at least 50% of the troll must cross the line. Maybe next year Now since there was no clear winner I think the best thing to do is chop the belt in half! (now a 1/4 belt) Now we both have the Troll Tossin' Championship Bracer! ... ... let us search out the holder of the heavy wieght belt and school him on how to toss trolls!
Hilgi Clan Elder Posts: 124 (10/31/02 3:24 pm) Reply	Re: belt of many troll tossin' Hilgi watches the contest with amusement. She purrs, "Am I too late ta compete?" Hilgi walks up to a crowd of trolls. Tapping one on the arm, he leans down as she whispers something into his ear. The troll quickly straightens up and motions to the others around him. Hilgi looks on with a slow smile as the trolls huddle around him. A large commotion erupts around her as the trolls fling themselves over the troll tossing line. Each trying to out-do the other as they land in a heap. The last troll dives in head-first, leaving his flailing feet sticking out of the pile. Hilgi sashays away from the heap, blowing a kiss to the trolls over her shoulder. She says with a grin, "You didn't expect a healer ta have muscle did ya?"
Smorri Nosebiter Clan Member Posts: 10 (10/31/02 8:45 pm) Reply	Re: belt of many troll tossin' Smorri opens up the Tavern door and looks out... an unusual thing considering how much of the Tavern front wall is missing due to the rampant Troll flinging thats been going on... in fact the door frame is about all thats left of the Tavern's front. Smorri takes a drink from his mug while watching Hilgi stroll away, and mumbles to himself "Bah! Sinkin ta flirtin wit Trolls! Double Bah!" Smorri shakes his head, "Da females never know hows ta have a fair fight!" Smorri starts back to the bar as it looks like Gashe is going to buy another round, when he suddenly turns his eyes back to Hilgi... "Oi! By da sweet hairs on me Muthas back!! Hilgi's wearin da Heavy Weight Troll Tossin Championship Belt!!!" Smorri looks at the belt, then looks back at the bartender refilling the mugs at the bar. He looks in Hilgi's direction one more time and says "Bah! She probably gots da thing smellin all pretty like!" Smorri starts back toward the bar and the waiting Ale, slamming the door behind him. The Tavern front gives a drawn out groan, then collapses into a pile of ruble. Behind the ruble and dust, from the back of the Tavern, can be heard the singing of a drunk Dwarf... "Yo Ho Yo Ho, a Dwarfie life fer me!! "Yo Ho Yo Ho, Ma name is SMO-REEE!!"
Gashe Clan Member Posts: 15 (11/1/02 12:35 am) Reply	Re: belt of many troll tossin' Gashe looks into his pocket... uh oh, I have dropped a platinum on this place today, and that was just to fix the holes in the walls. I have yet to pay fer the drinks.... Doing the only logical thing Gashe asks for another round. "Smorri, I need to hit the back room for a second, keep a watch on me ale." Luckily the tavern is so full of holes there is one in the back room, as quickly and gracefully as a dwarf can Gashe jumps out the hole and runs off towards Raumarik. (by quickly i mean it took a good 3 minutes, and by gracefully i mean the hole is 2x as big now) in the distance you hear a, "Ha, ha, ha ,ha.... suckers..."
Smorri Nosebiter Clan Member Posts: 11 (11/2/02 12:09 am) Reply	Re: belt of many troll tossin' Smorri finishes his Ale, looks around and starts draining Gashe's unguarded mug. Over the rim he notices the bartender( already angry over the Tavern's new air conditioning ) giving angry looks at the remaining Dwarfs at the bar and at all the empty mugs infront of them. Smorri slams Gashe's empty mug down on the bar and bellows out a fearsome war cry! < a belch >. "Smorri's gotta stretch his legs. No no no! Jizmakk, ya a fine youngin, but no... let Smorri pay fer all dis... " Smorri reaches into his pocket and pulls out a card that has the words 'First and Only Bank of Midgard' on it. "You and Ebenthorin drink up on Smorri. Whens ya's had enough, uses ma card ta pay fer it all!" Smorri hands the card to the Snockered Jizmakk and then turns and heads out one of the Tavern's many new exits. Jizmakk tries to clear his sight long enough to read the name on the card... "Gashe Keghauler?!"

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