Having a senior moment

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only4Jesus Registered Member Posts: 16 (2/22/06 2:17 pm) Reply	Having a senior moment This is a [supposedly] true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida... An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car" ! The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why...For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat! A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
justwannaworship Rabshakeh - Head (chief) Cupbearer Posts: 77 (2/22/06 5:40 pm) Reply	Re: Having a senior moment Oh that was funny...I am not a Senior, however, I had a moment like that!
GitchiManadusThunder Fire Starter Posts: 1094 (2/22/06 5:53 pm) Reply	Re: Having a senior moment It's Alpha and Omega's Kingdom Come
firstfruit Registered Member Posts: 128 (2/22/06 7:09 pm) Reply	Re: Having a senior moment if i let this one out they will hear me in new mexico and i live in md. Unless The Lord builds it, it will not stand!
only4Jesus Registered Member Posts: 18 (2/22/06 9:29 pm) Reply	Re: Having a senior moment Where at in Md? I live in MD., Baltimore.
Cr8td2wrshpHm Vineyard Keeper Posts: 49 (2/23/06 10:02 am) Reply	Re: Having a senior moment That was a good one only4Jesus!
firstfruit Registered Member Posts: 131 (2/23/06 1:08 pm) Reply	Re: Having a senior moment yes, i live in bmore Unless The Lord builds it, it will not stand!
GitchiManadusThunder Fire Starter Posts: 1097 (2/23/06 6:21 pm) Reply	Re: Having a senior moment Could this be a divine connection? It's Alpha and Omega's Kingdom Come
only4Jesus Registered Member Posts: 19 (2/23/06 9:33 pm) Reply	Re: Having a senior moment Alright so we are neighbors. I'm in the Middle River area? where are you?
firstfruit Registered Member Posts: 132 (2/23/06 9:44 pm) Reply	Re: Having a senior moment join me in chat okay? Unless The Lord builds it, it will not stand!
firstfruit Registered Member Posts: 134 (2/25/06 9:55 pm) Reply	Re: Having a senior moment In the city! Unless The Lord builds it, it will not stand!