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cagedphreak
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(3/12/02 6:26 pm)
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High Neighbor!
The FBI receives an alarming call. "I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

The next day, FBI agents search the neighbor's house, and using axes, busts open every piece of firewood. But they find no marijuana.

Shortly after, the phone rings at the neighbor's house. "Hey neighbor! Did the FBI come?"

"They sure did."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yes they did."

"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

Wisconsin---Where Real Men Hunt Real Deer

Muddy Longbow
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Posts: 36
(3/14/02 2:13 am)
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Re: High Neighbor!
A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife:

"I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.
When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail,
replied in a letter:

"Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden!
That is where I hid all the gold."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:

"You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with
shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back garden."

The prisoner wrote another letter:

"Dear wife, NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!"

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