Jacob's Newest Hissyfit
K, apparently this week in the season finale (or maybe not) Jacob's gonna punch someone from TransCon. Any bets on who?
For those of you who don't know O-Town, TransCon is Lou Pearlman's company. So the options are pretty much: Lou, Boston Mike, Silent Mike (the mikes are their managers), Cleve the Road Crew Guy, or Some Random TransCon Guy.
Some Random TransCon Guy is no fun, though.
I know it won't happen, but god I want to see Jacob punch Lou right in his big fat face. Grrrrr.
Angry Smiley!!
-- "A knowing tongue in cheek does not necessarily preclude an affectionate glow in heart." -Tom Robbins
danislikewhoa The Girl at the Rock Show
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(7/10/01 3:31 pm) Reply
Re: Jacob's Newest Hissyfit
i want him to hit that creepy leering guy. you know, the guy with no name, who's all creepy 70's gay porn star leering and in every photo guy. him.
Re: Jacob's Newest Hissyfit
He didn't cut his hair. But he did get it redone and all the fake hair is gone, so the dreads are redone, and they're all his now.
Eww? Yay? I just don't know.
(Psst, Jake, hit Lou! Hit him!!)
-- "A knowing tongue in cheek does not necessarily preclude an affectionate glow in heart." -Tom Robbins
Re: Jacob's Newest Hissyfit
The mommy song is clearly o-town's best song. That should be the next single. C'mon; weak harmonizing, Jacob on guitar playing both chords he knows, and a heartwrenching chorus of "please let me go see my mommy." Darn it. I'd buy it.
-- "A knowing tongue in cheek does not necessarily preclude an affectionate glow in heart." -Tom Robbins
Polly aka Pols
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(10/23/01 3:54 am) Reply
Jacobs fits
I have to admit i'm a huge O-Town fan but this page proper makes me laugh. I really like Jacob aswell. In the last episode of MTB of the second series, i was really glad that Jake told that Andrew geezer to @#%$ off. Basically coz i was glad to see them swear. Not everything can suck. Anyway now all they've gotta say to Lou Pearlman is that he looks like a fat Jabba the Hut lookalikie wanker. Love the O-Town guys so soz but i can't cuss them.
Ideas for next album
Yeah, the mommy-song should be on their next album I think, together with "Dan is irresponsible, Dan is mean" which they've sung in one episode of MtB... The rest of the album could be filled with Jacob's solos. He could make a song of "Like you can destroy your hair" or "Look at my dread locks, baby, yeah, look at my DEAD locks baby, yeah!"
HAHA
God I've just found this website and its SO cool. I totally agree that otown sux. I was reading that thing w/ pics taken by the dude with the ucky hair (i dunno his name). Well thanks for the laughs.
I luv O-Town....But this site is Hilarious! Jacob is my favorite... Talk all u want can't piss me off..
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