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(4/6/02 8:38 pm)
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Jess or the Damn Duck
By: Bensmckdmahdogzass & MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: omg did u know mike @#%$ my cat last week
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah he told me this mornin
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: shhhh he told me not 2 tell u but **looks around the room**
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he said it was betta then u
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: OH @#%$ NO!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i'll shove the dildo so far up his ass they'll be @#%$ comin out of his mouth!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah i know ... and he told me he wanted u stick the piece of wood from the chair up his ass but u wouldnt
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: whats up with that
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: he has a fetish for wood
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah i had a feelin
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he was lickin my door earlier
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: he was fuckin ur door lol?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah he was lickin it 2
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: and i was like DUDE<< stop that!!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: ewwwwww u know what he was doin 2 my justin timberlake poster last tuesday?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: what ?
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: he took it off my wall striped naked and started fuckin it
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: oOo god i had a feelin
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he tried rappin pat 2 ... pat was yellin stop marc stop marc
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: mike was like dude i'm not marc
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: he almost rapped poor patty cakes?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah pat was sooooo scared i was tryin 2 help him and then ... i'm sorry 2 say but mike tryed 2 stick his main vein up my ass and i'm like NNNNNNOOOOOO ASSSLICKER!!!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: and i was screamin Ben help me !! ben was 2 busy fuckin my dog up the ass
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: omg that's y pat came 2 my house cryin and screamin mike wanted 2 @#%$ me up the ass pat hasn't left my side for days
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: then marc came in with a g string and some boots !
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he was joinin in the fun
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: and i was like ugh!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: mike was stuck in my ass and i was tryin 2 pull that @#%$ up .... and it was gettin harder and harder so it was harder 2 get out!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i finally get him out of my ass and then J just runs up 2 me and barks @ me
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: omg last night i was sleepin and pat came in my bed and woke me up and said i'm havin nightmares of mike save me Jess SAVE ME!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: it was so cute thank god pat is the normal 1
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: oOo yeah yesterday he came 2 my house dressed in a sailor suit screamin he said that marc was tryin 2 play dress up
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah i know
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: pat can be strange but he's nothin like that other guys
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah and so when everything finished ... Ben was in his superman suit
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah i know lmao
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he was runnin around tryin 2 fly
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i'm like DUDE <<< ur not super man
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: then he banged into a wall right
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he's like not even spiderman
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i was like ur not nothing
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah he did ... ugh! he fell face first 2
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: and poor PAt he's scarred for life
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$ : yea he's sleepin on my leg cuz he's so scared
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah i love that boy but he has 2 much bad experiences
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: expecially with marc
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: yea that boy needs 2 back off of pat
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i tried 2 talk 2 him but he was 2 busy gettin ready for his date with .........BOB !
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i can't even say marc without pat crying
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: bob ewwwwww omg he's so ugly
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i know it hurts him ... expecially in the ass
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah i know ... but he said he just wanted it up the ass
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: yea awwwww pat woke up lemme put him on my lap he'll be more comfortable
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: ok
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: awwwwww ok he's on my lap
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: tell him i said hi
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: omg Mike is here ...... shhh dont tell him
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: ....... he wants 2 @#%$ my turtle
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: OMG !!! DONT TOUCH HIM !!!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: pat said hi ho digity
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: heheh ok :-P
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: awwwww he's sleepin again
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: and what is mike doing?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: omg! he was tryin 2 grabb my dog ... i was like dude << the dog had enough ... Ben fucks him everyday
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: u better do something about him
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: lemme talk 2 him!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: k
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yo who's this ?
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: yo it's ur gurlfriend
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: oOo hey Jess
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: hey.... we need 2 talk mikey
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: about ?
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$ : what u've been doin lately!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: what have i been doing lately ... u sound pissed
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i'm not pissed i'm concerned
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: oOo but what did i do
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: yes u've been doin alot of freaky things lately!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: like ?
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: u've @#%$ a cat @#%$ a dog stuck a dildo and piece of wood up ur ass... mikey what is wrong with u?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: gurl i thought that turnned u on
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: turned me on....... that's sicknig..... y would that turn me on?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: well ur freaky like that ... i could never understand u either
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i like wood ... it turns me on ... why dont u try it
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: r u serious?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: maybe i would be better in bed ... i know u've been usin that dildo in bed lately
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i use that dildo cuz damn u don't wanna @#%$ me anymore!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: u'd rather @#%$ a piece of wood!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: fine i'll give up the wood
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: god it's hard but i will
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: mikey......seriously.... do u want me or a piece of wood?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: ......... god this @#%$ is hard
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: ummm
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: ummm .......... wood ........... or ........... Jess.............. hmmmmm
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: ummmmmmmmm
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: WHAT!!!! u can't choose over a human over a piece of wood!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i rather ...... i .......... rather have the duck and neither sorry jess it's over
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: oh really?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yea! the duck gives me pleasure ! and it screams louder then u
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: oh really well guess where the duck is?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: where ?
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: hmmmm oh yea i burned it this morning!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: omg! u ate my lover !
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: how could u !
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i didn't eat i burned
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: y...... mike ....... y..... i did it cuz i thought u would want me but damn i thought u loved me i should be asking........... how could u!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: but at least i didnt burn the dildo
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: damn u burned my fuckin lover!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: GOD MIKE IT'S JUST A DUCK!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: well it's just a dildo !!!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i don't need the dildo!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i want u!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: but it looks like u don't want it that way!!!!!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i want u but i want the duck 2
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: damn cant u settle for both !
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: NO MIKE I CAN'T......... it's just not right.........what if the duck has a disease!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: then i guess u have it ... i've been cheatin on u for 2 months ... with the duck
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: mike but what is so good about a duck?
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: oh yea i didn't burn the duck i gave it 2 a lil boy he loved it!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: oooooo my baby is safe
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i gave her a piece of bread it would agree with me about what kinda food it was ... it just ate it
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: duh ducks love bread!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: and then we use 2 cuddle under the fire and it wouldnt want 2 stay away from the fire b/c there makeup wouldnt smug
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i know that
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: mike but it's a duck!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah but it was one of the best i've had
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$ : so u love the duck more than me!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: well yeah
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: sorry
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: god i thougt we had somethin special!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: we did
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: until 2 months ago
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: and i had somethin planned but it's not gonna happen now!!!!!!!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: oOo u did ... i'm very very very sorry that led u in the wrong way in this relationship
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: no not like that
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i was gonna get ur duck back but i'm not NOW!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: oOo no i'm over the duck i think i should just strool a lil and think about life for awhile
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: oh god mike u have no life!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah without my duck!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: yea exactly and all of ur stuff well guess what u ain't gettin none of it now i changed the locks and bared up the windows!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: and i have a new duck here he's so cute and UR NOT LAYIN 1 FINGER ON IT!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i dont want ur fuckin duck i want my fuckin duck
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: actually yea u would i was lyin i have ur duck!!!!!!!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: and pluz i dont want my fuckin stuff all i have there it's clothes and i took all my play toys this morning so i'm straight
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: no u don't lulu sent me ur play toys!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: there all mine now!!!!!!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah ur fuckin lying through ur ass!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: no i'm just a bitch!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: no !
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: yes!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: no!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$ : lulu is awesome she sent me everything!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: u was my FIRST love
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: yea right mike!!!! that damn duck was ur first love!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: wait a sec i dont want 2 deal with this @#%$ here is Lulu ! i dont want 2 talk anymore
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: no it wasnt! u were !
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: anyways bye!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: whatever!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: hey Jess it's Lulu
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: grrrr mike he's just grrrrrr!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i mean i try 2 be nice 2 the guy and all he cares about is the duck!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: what happened ?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: oOo
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he's cryin right now
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he has his arms wrapped around me cryin and sayin Jess
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: no he's not he hates me now!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: no he doesnt ... he is like cryin i'm like serious ... he hasnt looked @ my dog the same way ....... something is up with him
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: yea he wants 2 @#%$ it!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: god i loved him but now he wants a duck
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah wanted 2 ... he's not even payin attention
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: aww he sayin he wants 2 kill himself
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: awwwww y?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he said he would never love a gurl again
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: or a duck
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i'm never gonna love someone like i did him!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah i know
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: he was my everything till he found that duck!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: god ben is home ...... god he's puttin on his superman suit
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah i know he doesnt want it though ....... i just gave him my new baby duck ... he cant look @ it
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: damn i need 2 get rid of all my animals seriously
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i'm not i love my dog!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i want 2 be with mike but he don't want me.......so.............
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he does he does
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he wants u i sware he does
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i know he doesn't he wants the duck.... he even said he loved the duck more then me!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he said that b/c he wanted 2 get back at u
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: something about the dildo he said
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: and i told him i didn't want the dildo!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: oOo well i think u should talk 2 him
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: GOD!! he's chokin me
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he's holdin me 2 tight!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: y?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he said he didnt want 2 let another gurl go
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: awwwwwww that's so cute
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: god damnit he's fuckin strong!... i cant get him 2 stop chokin me
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: just tell him nicely let off the grip!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: ok i will
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: ** tells mike 2 let go a lil that she's not going anywhere**
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: ok i did ... god he's so cute when he's sad i'm going 2 buy him some new handcuffs 2day
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: awwwwww handcuffs..... damn..... can't use them on anyone anymore
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah i know but i think they will make him happy
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: maybe he'll find someone ... or something ... that will love him the same way he loved u
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: maybe....... i just wish i could have my angel back
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: oOo u can u can he wants u gurl!
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: oh really? y can't he tell me that?
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he's just scared ur going 2 bring up the duck thingy
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: if he don't want me 2 talk about the duck i won't i just don't want 2 get back in a relationship with him then have him cheat on me with another animal
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he wont he promises ... i'm askin him ... he doesnt know i'm talkin u 2 about this though
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: .... he knows i'm talkin u 2 though...... u know what i mean
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: yea
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i just want 2 be in his arms again in front of a fire and us talkin he used 2 love that
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: ask him about that then tell me what he says
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: he says he loves sittin next 2 the fire but he said that u never use 2 stay longer then hour and a half b/c of ur make up ... u thought it would smug
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i know but he knows i can change i haven't been wearin make up that much anymore
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: without him i'm a whole different person
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: and that's bad not good
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: yeah i know he seriously wants u back u want 2 talk 2 him
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i think he would like that
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: yea
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: ok
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: hey
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: it's mike
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: hey awwwww mikey don't be sad you'll just make me sad
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i'm sorry it's just ... n/m
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: just what.... tell me
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: i never meant 2 hurt u
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: i know but u did i loved u more then anything, and about makeup it don't matter 2 me anymore all i want is u mikey!
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: awww ... i love u! will u expect me into ur life ?
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: of course hehe
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: aww i love u !
BenSmckdMahDogzAss: and i promise ... no more animals or wood !
MikeSticksDrumstickzUphis@$$: hehe ok
The End!
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Edited by: BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA at: 4/6/02 9:20:24 pm
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