" so yeah it's a date" They closed there conversation
" yeah .. pick u up @ 7?" J said 2 Alicia
" yeah my house... u know where it is"
" yeah of course"
" k"
~~**~ 7 oClock ~**~~
The bell rings and Alicia steps to the door ready 2 go on her date with the guy she's been waitin for 4 almost a year. It's finally time. She's been by herself b/c she really had really deep feelings for him.
Alicia opens the door " oOo hey come in i need 2 get my jacket"
" hi" he said as he came in and watched her turn her back 2 get her jacket
" here for u" J said as she returned
" awww how sweet"
" yeah it's a white rose for friendship"
" yeah i know... it's beatiful thank you" she said as she put it in some water and in a vase
" lets go"
the first went 2 a resturant and didnt feel comfortable
" ugh! lets get out of here the smoke is killin me" J said as some lady was smokin a ciggarete in front of him.
" yea same here"
" gawd damn looks like she's gonna eat the thing... she's gonna choke... look @ her"
" yeah i know" Alicia laughed as the lady held her chin like it was about 2 fall off
" actually she looks like Michael Jackson"
" **begins 2 laugh** y u say that?"
" well b/c i was watchin tv and dude he was holdin his chin when he was singing songs he's like 'u rox my world' haha he looked so funny"
" haha i bet"
i dont know add on
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as they go to leave the resturaunt they run into Ben and Lucinda trying to break into J's car
" what the f*ck are you doing?" screams J
" i was lookin for my uhh hairbrush?"-Ben
" Were you? and who's this girl you have with you?"
" My girlfriend gotta problem yo?!"
" Uhh no homie?"
Ben's cellphone rings [the ring is the music of "Human"] everyone laughs @ Ben for being a retard
" Hello?" pause " oh this is a private call from my mommy, jk its marc! :: mumbles :: ok bye!"
everyone stares @ ben
" he wanted to know if J could pick him up some hot dogs "
Alicia asks Lucinda and Ben to join them @ MickeyDs for supper
they all agree and go to McDs
when they arrive they find patrick working as a janitor
" You didn't get paid enough before?" J asks
" i'm doing this for the ladies. Did you know most girls LOVE janitors? especially ones that sing?" pat says
everyone looks @ him and walks off
: out of nowhere : "HOLY @#%$ I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE. i have to play in the ball pit" shouts Kib [Kib is Alicia's "other half" Alicia is a skitzo. now Kib is a lot funner than Alicia, everyone likes Kib more! so she'll be in the story MORE than Alicia]
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" DAMN J ... take it off fool... get down with ur bad self!" Kib said
" what?" J smiled
" i want 2 see some skin"
" oOo Sh*t she's has splity personalities doesnt she?" Ben said
" haha probably..." Lucinda smiled @ him " but um ben" Lucinda wakled up 2 him with a lil more sexappeal " so why dont u ... take some of Alicia's ... well Kib's advice and show me a lil off what u got"
" Lucinda" Ben smiled ..." not now"
" awww fine " Lucinda said as she got up and went 2 order
" ha! u f*ck'd up huh Ben haha!" Kib said out loud
" shhh!... u dont have 2 be so loud and no ... i just let her... well... i told her not now later"
" sURE u did buddy... better hope she wants it later girls tend 2 change there mind a lot"
" SH*T! yea i know sh*T Sh*t Sh*t damnt i knew it was gonna happen"
" haha what a date huh?"
" tell me about it" He looked @ the floor
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" J come to my ball pit " kib says
" i dont think i wanna "
" aww do i not turn you on? "
" haha thats not the problem, it's the little kids your sitting on"
" oh " :: jumps outta the ball pit ::
" i think we should order "
" sounds good!! i'm hungry " :: runs up next to Lucinda ::
" ... yea i can't believe they do that to you patty-- oh hi kibbles "
" hey, i think im gonna just get an ice cream "
:: J walks up and puts his arms around Kib [not supposed to sound like the song but thats the onyl way i could say it ::
" hey sexxay, so what are we gonna do later? "
" it's up to you "
:: Ben runs up ::
" sorry Lucinda, later will be the best thing that ever happened to you to make up for now is that ok? "
" it better be good "
they it down to eat only to find that J sat in ketchup
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"AHH Sh*T" J yelled
" what?" Ben asked
" i need 2 go 2 the bathroom"
" ha! u umm.. arosed huh?... nice work Alicia i mean Kib"
" no not that ... brb" J said as he walked into the bathroom followed by Ben
*~!&&* the Gurls *&&!~*
" hey so whats up gurl?" Lucinda asked
" nothing just on this date... aint how i asecpted but yeah i figrue get a lil @$$ here and there... but i dont know"
" yeah well i have the virgin.... he's gonna be cool 2 have fun with"
" he's a virgin?"
" so he's told me... but i dont know... i think about it and the way he acts about sexy yea i think he is one... u know what i mean "
" yeah totally... just i just want 2 ride him but AHHH" ( looks like Alicia came back)
" yeah u where saying?"
" huh?"
" u were sayin how u want 2 sleep with J"
" no i didnt"
" yeah u did u just said like 2 minutes again i want 2 ride him"
" stop lieing " she smiled " as much as i wanted 2 say it i would have thats just plain my personal bissiness"
" then why did u tell me"
" i didnt say anything"
" what ever... ur confusin me already" Lucinda picked up some french fries and placed it in her mouth so she could eat.
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:: in the guys BR ::
" i think my Viagra screwed me up " J says sadly
" you have Viagra? your not that old! " Ben laffs
" i know. i dont take it for that. but ya knwo how birth control pills make girls skin clearer, i thought maybe Viagra did that for guys "
" viagra and birth control pills are completly different J. do we need to have a talk? "
" im not gonna talk about sex with a virgin, if i'm gonna talke about sex, its gonna be with marc "
:: marc jumps into the bathroom ::
" i heard marc and sex in the same sentence whats up ya guys? "
" marc, i think my viagra i took to clear my skin messed me up"
" not my problem, i have all day to get laid, im not ognna sit around talking to you to "
:: marc leaves ::
" well we better get back to our women " says ben
" yea "
:: when the guys return the girls are performin on the tables singing "my heart will go on" and "i'm too sexxay for Titanic" ::
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The gurls giggled and laughed as they performed " oOo Alicia remember that song... ugh!!.... oOo it goes like this ' i wish i was a lil bit taller i wish i was a baller'"
" hey!" J said " thats my favorite song"
" haha no kiddin" Lucinda laughed out loud holdin her stomach
" shut up"
" aw u know i still love ya J dont take it the wrong way"
" nah i was just playin with u anyway"
" iight" ... " hug"
" hug" he smiled and gave a hug
" hug?" Ben said as he opened his arms 2 Lucinda
" hm! Hug...? hmm i dont know u turned me down earlier maybe i should do the same 2 u"
" aww come on"
"haha Ben sit down"
" fine" he placed a straight face on him
Lucinda pushed herself closer 2 him and leaned her head on his neckbone |
" oOo now u want me" Ben said
" ben dont start.."
" yeah but i cant even get a hug out of u!"
" ben shh"
" come on"
Lucinda kissed him passionatly " whats better... kiss ... or hug?"
" umm " he stood in shock " umm maybe u should demistarte on me again and i'll deside then" he placed an evil grin on his face.
" hmm maybe i will" she smiled as she gave him more tongue and then let go
" better?"
" oOo yeah" he said as he stop wine'n about the hug
" so J... what happened"
" oOo nothing just something happened with my pants that i need 2 fix and my face was a lil dirty"
" oOo ok "
" so umm...."
" do u want 2 make out i'm teird of waitin" Alicia said in a fast way
" uh bla uh yeah" he said not knownin what 2 say
" ok then yeah "
as Alicia leaned over **cough** **cough** BOM! J coughs in her face
" Ugh! Alicia said in disgust she didnt seem in the mode anymore"
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" whats wrong u dont wanna kiss me?" j asks
" def. not u coughed in my face dammit! "
" sorry. later then right? "
" yea sure. what do u wanna do now? "
" lets go to the car "
:: gets to the car ::
" hey when did i come out here?!?!" kib says
" this skitzo thing kinda sux girl. but does it mean i get double sex?!"
" have u been talking to marc today? "
" maybe "
:: they jump in the car and drive to see a movie "
back @ the resturaunt
:: Lucinda realizes that patty is mopping the floor STILL and is staring @ ben and her making out ::
" r u okay there pat? "
" o yea i just wish me and my girlfriend [as he flips the mop upside down and hugs "her"] were as close as you and ben "
" i dont think that mop is any good for you pat, you can do so much better and : whispers : i dont think the girls that love singing janitors will like u if your taken " ben says
J and Kib went and saw the movie..
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" ben **she whispers** i dont think this is right"
" what u mean... we are just kissin"
" yeah but i feel unconfertable i dont know i just dont want 2 kiss infront of ur friend ... he seems lonely and he's talkin 2 a moop! let alone he thinks he's dating it... thats just plain wrong"
" aww come on"
" ben no i think it's wrong... go find ur friend a gurl"
" but" he wined
" Ben... plz... maybe u know if u do i will be happy and u know have a lil fun with you later... you be the fireman and i'll be the citizen.. if u know what i mean" she said tryin 2 make him feel a lil connection.
" i'll be back " as he left Mickey D's and went 2 go get a gurl
" woah! ... i got that boy whipped hehe" she smiled
*~* J n Alicia *~*
" umm ok so we are gonna watch this movie?"
" yeah i guess... lets go in"
" iight"
the 2 of them walked into the movie.
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while theyre waiting for their movie ["Return to Neverland"], PYAAM starts playing in the theater. J stands up and starts hitting the chairs lke their keyboards
" what the @#%$ are you doing? " alicia asks
" sorry its a reflex "
all the sudden a mob of girls rush into the theater and attack J
J grabs alicia and starts running
" whewre the @#%$ arew we going!?!@?!" kib asks
" damn skitzoness! we're running from fans"
" i have fans?"
" i dont knwo do u? "
" no"
" well i guess we cant watch our movie. and i LOVE that movie i cry everytime io see it "
" me too. well lets go to s club"
" ok "
ben comes back with a buncha girls
" pat u like any of these? "
" me and moppy arent ready to break up yet? "
" wait i know THE perfect girl "
ben comes back with a tall scrawny girl
" hey, i didnt knwo u guys knew i crossed dressed. i do it for the lezbian chicks. theyre always so much hotter than normal girls " said "Michelle"
" OMG shes the best thing i've ever seen! "
" dude i said im in it for lezbian girls!"
michelle rips wig off to uncover his/her blue hair
" she just gets better and better "
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" ben why did u bring me here ...i thought u were gonna find a gurl for me"
" well he acts like a gurl doesnt that count"
" NO!"
" aww come on i'll be the best thing u'll ever dream of" PAt said droppin the mopp on the floor and he approached the "Michelle"
" dude... i dont like u... ur just... a guy and i dont like guys guys are evil"
" i'm not evil" Pat began 2 cry and got her attention
" aww i'm sorry well i ment most of them"
" ok " pat said still cryin and wippin his tiers ..." it's just hard 2 get a desent gurl these days"
" omg i feel the same way.. some gurls are just 2 stubborn" Mike (michelle) said
" yeah and sometimes i just want 2 "
" runaway" the both said and smiled @ each other
" umm i dont think there's a problem here " bEn said as he walked away 2 find Lucinda... seems Lucinda didnt want 2 wait she left home.
" SH*T"
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* at the club *
" so what have u been up to lately? " J asked
" oh, ive been hanging out with friends and stuff. i missed you when you went off to Germany for a few months and you guys never come up here to New England "
" i miss you too! but i hafta go to Germany and everywhere else. i call you as much as i can "
" i knwo you do. and i'm not gonna stop you, and i love when you call "
" speaking of your friends, will i ever meet them? "
" maybe, i havent told them i have a boyfriend yet "
" why not, are you embarassed?"
" hell no. its just i dont know. i dont knwo how theyd react "
" what do u mean, would they not liek me? "
" im SURE theyd like you. they just might er i dont know"
" i kinda understand what your saying. next time i call let one of them pick up the phone and see what happens * laffs *"
" ok * laffs* "
Ben ran to Lucinda's house and saw that Lucinda was crying
" whats wrong? "
" nuthin. i just get the feeling that you dont like me sometimes "
" i LIKE YOU! WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY!?!? "
" well you always seem more interested in other girls "
" those are my fans lucinda! i hafta pay attention to them "
" i guess i understand "
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leans on his shoulder " it's just hard u know
" yeah i know ... but i mean... i like u alot... i mean like u like u"
Lucinda pulled out a lil smile " me 2" she said and then looked @ him and pulled him on her " kiss?"
" kiss" he said with an evil grin
"AH should i play it off and be like oOo is Kib there and if they ask i'll be like her boyfriend " he smiled
" yeah prefect hehe" she giggled and through a kiss
" ok cool " catches the kiss " oOo i got it " he laughed
" hahah stupid
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:: kibs phones rings [what a coincidence?! haha] ::
"hello?" -J
" uhh hi who is this?" -lyssa [my friend from school]
" this is kibs boyfriend, Mike "
" i dont knwo of any mikes."
" what about josh's?"
" nash!?! "
" uhh no? HORNS! err what about J's?"
" yea. who is this really? J would never go out with kib. no offense to her. but ew "
" this is j, kibs boyfriend."
"riight let me talk to kib "
" FINE "
" hi kib. if that really is J, u should hook me up with marc! "
" screw marc "
:: marc jumps into the room ::
"did i ear screw marc? " -marc asks
" no" kib says
: in backround on the phone :
"YESSSS! "
" bye marc "
: marc leaves :
" oo tomorrow is our one year anniversary " ben tells lucinda
" yep. i know! " : kisses ben :
::::::::::::::::::::::: next day :::::::::::::::::::::::
: ben walks in lucindas bedroom with breakfast and flowers :
" wow your corny " lucinda jokes
" yea but i had no money "
" riiight "
" today is gonna be the best day of your life i have so much planned "
" oo sounds like fun! "
: ben takes lucinda and brings her to.. :
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to the bum bum room with her eyes covered with a bandana
" ok u can take of the bandana now"
She took it off and as she did she seen flowers everywhere with big teddy bears"
" omg... thats so cute!!!... Thats it... lets just f$ck right now" She said pullin him 2 the pool table on top of her unbuttonin his pants
***bell rings****
" gawd damn every time i want 2 get it on something happens" Ben complained
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: kib goes back to Js apt [or house or whatever he lives in ] to watch movies :
"ok i rented teletubbies, the wiggles---" j tells kib
"OMFG I LOVE THE @#%$ WIGGLES"
" ok so we'll watch that. my favorite part is "fruit salad yummy yummy" whats yours? "
" 5 HAMMERS!!! "
: kibs starts shaking around like an idiot :
" k well first im gonna take a shower cuz all the running from the fans earlier made me yucky and sweaty " kib says
" ok ill get things all set "
: kib giggles and walks off :
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** BEN & LUCINDA **
" dont worry..." she placed her finger on his lips " we'll be over and done with this later ok... promise u... just wait until we have who ever's @ the door leaves ok"
" fine" he mooped
Lucinda walked 2 the door seems it was Ben's friend Glenda
" what?" Lucinda asked
" Ben here?"
" maybe"
" well maybe can i see him"
Lucinda opened the door " he'll be here in a sec" Lucinda opened the door as she walked in " BEN!" she yelled " Glenda's over"
" ok i'll be down in a sec
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**I like this story! But the Patrick part needs help**
Meanwhile with 'Michelle' and Patrick. "You know,"said 'Michelle' "Friends make the best lovers"
Patrick fooled around with his mop and turned to 'michelle' "Really!?"
Aimee walked into the McDonalds craving some icecream. "I scream You scream We all scream for icecream!" she muttered to herself. Suddenly she noticed someone familiar "Patrick?"
Patrick turned around and tried to hide himself in 'Michelle's' shirt.
"Hey Patty! it's your ex Aimee! you know the one that dumped you cause you made her dress as a nut during foreplay?"
"shhhhhh! I'm hiding! Seeing her makes me depressed!" He started to whimper
"well dry your eyes, she's coming over here"
"Hey Patty, Hey Michael! Trying to get lesbian chicks I see...But in case you didn't notice patrick's not a lesbian he's just really pretty." She smiled
Michael whispered in Pat's ear "She's evil"
Patrick answered "she's hot. i want her"
"Hey Ames" Michael smiled "Still haven't been to get that Liposuction Huh?"
"Bite me Chicken Boy"
"You wish"
Patrick cried "Stop talking dirty to the woman of my dreams 'Michelle'!"
Aimee laughed "Michelle???"
She walked over to patrick "Moved up in the world i see." she tugged at his janitorial uniform.She whispered in his ear "I like my men dressed as janitors...It really turns me on." She nibbled his ear.
Patrick gulped "Um..." his voice cracked "Do you wanna go out again sometime?"
'Michelle' gasped "Don't go crawling back to that bitch!"
"Sometimes men just want REAL women...just like lesbians do too....sure patty...call me. She stuck her number down in his front pocket "My my My is this a pencil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Patrick grinned "I'm happy to see you! How did you know?"
~*Aimee*~ ****Patrick's Acrobatic Apple Pie**** Visit My Message board @ Handcuffed To Natural ~Email Me~ IM me @ AimeeIrene02 ~~~~~I'm just a Nutty Human Being Human~~~~~
I want to pilot a plane with you So all our problems look small too It's just an inch from me to you Depending on what map you use
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** haha sweet Aimee **
" well it's a long story hun why dont u ask ur mom she'll probably tell u about sex and junk"
" SeX! my mom wont speak of such words she told me... and she keeps hangin up the phone everytime i call she says may god bless me for my sins.... but i dont know why i just asked her about sex... whats so bad about it"
" Well if u want u know i can teach u a lil about it say about Fridayish... @ 8?"
" sure"
" ok just call me if u need anything k... call me anytime u want"
" ok thanx"
Aimee walked out of the Mickey D's and Patrick stared @ the number.
" damn u know what i dont need u anymore" 'Michelle' said
" oOo shut up i dont talk 2 guys anymore!... not after what marc did 2 me"
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* sweet ass sweet aimee! *
: aimee's phone rings when she gets home :
" hello? "
" hey aimee its patrick "
" patty its been 3minutes "
" i know. i just got off work. wanna go out to eat? ill keep my janitor outfit on? "
" oo sexxay. what car r u gonna pick me up in? "
" do u want a crappy one or a nice one? "
" crappy to match your clothes "
" station wagon it is "
: back @ Js apt kib is showering when all the sudden she hears someone else in the bathroom :
" HELLO KIB! "
: kib tries to cover herself :
" marc whaddya want? "
" what every horny guy wants "
" marc, i told u i would only do that with you once. and that already happened! "
" i know i know. but J is busy right now. "
: kib checks marc out [like she hasnt before haha] and realizes he IS sexxay. his eyes. down to that great stomach. and down... :
" MARC i cant! "
" why not!? u know u want to "
" i knwo i do too. but im with J right now. and thats not right. plus i heard u and pat had sumthing going on before. "
" u NEVER heard anything. "
: J comes into the BR and jumps in the shower and screams :
" what the @#%$ are you doing in here?!?!!?!?! KIB i cant believe u would cheat on me! "
" i didnt. we didnt do anything "
" YOU GUYS ARE SHOWERING!? "
" i told him im not gonna do anything with him "
" she lies. she was just about to lock u outta the BR so u wouldnt walk in "-marc
: J leaves the BR :
" now u guys arent together. wanna hook up? "
" no your sucha whore! "
: kib runs into the room where J is :
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Re: Romantic date my @$$
" what do u want" J said as he snapped
" i didnt do anything i sware" Kib said
" u were in the bathroom with him!"
" yeah but it's all innosense i swear i didnt touch a bone on his body"
' how am i suppose 2 believe that when he was in there"
" i dont expect u 2 believe it but if u really loved me u would know i wasnt liein and i wouldnt do something like that 2 u"
i'm stuck!
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