Climbing The Ranks Newbie!
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(4/28/02 12:09 am) Reply
Little old man...
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A 2000 Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car you got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A 2000 Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 kilometers an hour!" states the young man proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!" Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320kph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear-view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going fast than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whooooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it looked like the old man on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!" But again, he sees a dot in his rear-view mirror! Whoooooosh! Ka-BbblaMMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Omigosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers in the young man's ear, "Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
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cagedphreak ~TGD~ Iron Class Member
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(6/5/02 9:33 pm) Reply
Re: Little old man...
yes yes yes jokes r all done in fun but me being a man of street racing has to break some news to u and that is the fact that the ferriar isnt the most expensive car around nor the fastest. Most expensive car if a stupid Mclairen it cost 1 million dollars and personally i think an isdarea112i could take it in a race (spelling of the isdarea is off). Not to mention if i were to spend anywhere from the price range or 85,500 -89,500 i would buy a Nissan Skyline with a max of almost 900 hp even though ive been told of what i like to call a legendary skyline that is running 1000 hp, but i have to see it to belive it. Not to mention if u havent seen in the movie Fast and the Furious a Toyota Supera smokes a ferrari. I knwo its jsut a move but u cna fix them 4's to go hella Fooking fast. Just a lil something
Re: Little old man...
I wouldnt compare any Fast and the Furious cars to real cars cause all that the people in that movie use is a chicken @#%$ way of racing. I dont have any respect for someone who uses that bullshit way of racing. I hate nitrous and anyone who uses it. Also, a stock ferrari would beat a stock supra.
Re: Little old man...
LOL i never said stock im saying a tricked out one and not all use NOS to race. Whats wrong with NOS anyways what makes it a @#%$ way as u put it. With nos u can have a street legal car but yet still have the ability to race whenever needed. And not to mention if u saw the movie a tricked out Supera without NOS beat the ferrari. But like i said i couldnt give 2 shets about a ferrari none the less a supera. And back to the nos real quick about how u say it sucks um u do know NASCAR might as well be using nos i know i know ull say they dont but if u look at what type of fuel they be using its not like they pulling up to the gas station down the road and filling up with the same stuff u put in ur own car. Its some special crap to help enhance whatever. I mean if i feel like driving 20 mins down the road and get race car fuel or whatever that high octain crap is and feel like paying 6 bucks to the gallon sure i could pretend to be like the racer car drivers too.
Re: Little old man...
High Performance engines need high perfomance gas. You cant put regular gas in a Nascar car. You make yourself sound like a dumbass saying that Nascar mine as well be using Nitrous. Nitrous is for stupid fuckers that dont really know any thing about cars. I could put nitrous on my grandmas dodge dynasty and make it go fast. Nitrous is for Pussys
Re: Little old man...
Ya u can put nitros in just about anything there is out there but u have to have a good engine in order for ur car to be able to keep on going and not have a bunch of @#%$ blow up on ur car. So its basically high performance fuel for the rice grinders that have their engines moded to be able to handle the nos to do it a million times and not just a few and have the engine mess up. SO NOW WHAT BITCH!!!!!
Re: Little old man...
dude you definitly dont know @#%$ about cars. I bet you couldnt tell the difference between a carberator and a tire, so before you reply pull your head out of your ass.
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