Lotion Potion #666

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Zane Triumph Digital World Visitor Posts: 24 (10/21/01 6:44 pm) Reply	Lotion Potion #666 I refuse to spend all my fic time fighting Tiren. Here's a regular comedy. ____________________________________________________ Constantine sat at the cafe with a depressed look. Guy, who worked there, walked up to him from the counter. Guy: What's with you? Constantine: Such a bother. My latest experiments wrought nothing but this potion. Guy: What's it do? It has to do something out of the ordinary considering your lab. Constantine: It's a measely love potion. Nothing grand about it. Guy: Love potion? sweatdrop Constantine: It makes the opposite sex fall for you just by talking to them. Guy: massive sweatdrop I won't even say anything. Constantine: puts his head on teh counter That's why I like you more than your brother. Dagrus, who was at another table, was eating the soup of the day...Sharkfin with atomic sauce. Needless to say, it didn't go over well. Dagrus: AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEIEEE!!!! Dagrus in a mad rush grabbed Con's potion. Before the scientist could utter a word, the potion went down Dag's throat. Aurelius and Guy turned pale. Dagrus: WOO! Thanks Con. Constantine: Um..uh... Dagrus: ^_^ Kay and Gabby walked in, bickering about something. Kay: You little whore did I say you could take my whip?! Gabby: Mine is too worn! Besides, what's a little powerpuff like you gonna do with it?!? Dagrus: sighs Could you two coexist for a second? Gabby: Oh Daggy she's being mean to me!! glomps Dagrus for protection Dagrus: O_O;;; Constantine: That fool.... Kay: YOU BITCH!! He's my man!! glomps Dagrus' arm and pulls Gabby: MINE!!! pulls on hsi other arm Dagrus: O_O;;; THE HELL?!?! sacrifices his jacket and runs out of there. Guy: sweatdrop He left without paying.. Gabby and Kay give chase. Constantine: Oh he's paying though... Dagrus ran like hell as Gabby and Kay chased him. He turned a corner and slammed right into Abby and Hiroaki. Dagrus: Ow.....um, hi guys. What's up? Hiroaki: What's the rush? You look like you're being chased by demons. Dagrus: ^_^;;; you could say that. Abby: Daggy!I'll help you! glomps the life out of Dagrus Dagrus: O_O THE HELL!?!?!? Hiro: raised eyebrow Um, Abby-chan... Abby: Go away Hiro! Dagrus is a REAL MAN!!! Hiro: goes dark Dagrus: Oh @#%$...runs for it Abby: DAGGY-WAGGY! COME BACK!!! Gabby: There he is! Get im'! Kay: DAG!!! Hiro dons his shadow swords and his eyes go blood red. Hiro: How dare you..DIE MISHIMA!!!!! ____________________________________________________ Dagrus: O_O in DigiHouse Strag', you gotta help me. Gabrielle, kay, and Abby are in love with me!! Stragomon: looks up from playing Metal Gear Solid 2 Don't tell ME about your wet dreams!! Dagrus: waps him I'm serious!!! Stragomon: Okay, so you're saying three girls, including your basic girlfriend, are after you like sex crazed Tokomon? Dagrus: YES YOU FOOL, YES!!! Stragomon: And anything else you want to add? Dagrus: Yes. HIROAKI IS AFTER ME FOR ABBY!!! Stragomon; So you have Dark Psyche boy ready to tear you in two. Been nice knowin' ya. Dagrus: SOme help you are. Dagina, Saryn, Drageenmon and Ami come down stairs. Dagina: What's all the noise? Ami: Yeah! Saryn: We can't watch a DVD if we can't hear the digital music. >_< Dagrus: Sorry guys... The three girls and femme Digimon look at Dagrus with lust in their eyes.. Dagrus: Apparently I attract Digimon as well. @#%$....AAAHHHHH!!! rusn out of theri as Dagina and company give chase. Stragomon: ..maybe having a bunch of girls after you ain't all that.. Dagrus: DAGINA! AMI! You're my own sisters!! STOP THAT!! Ami: DAGGY!!! Dagrus: O_o ~I'll kill Cameron for this later.~ AAAAIIIIEE!!!! Dagrus jumps some roofs and lands just in front of Tiren and Rea. Dagrus: OW! Dammit, I need to work on my landings. Tiren: Yes you do. Now please get off me. Dagrus: Oops. sees Rea looking down on them* Sorry. Rea; ^_^ Oh I don't mind Daggy-bear! huggles Dag Dag: O_O;;; No. God pelase don't do this.. Rea: Tiren, you can go to hell. THis is mah man!! Take me Dagrus!! Dagrus: NO!!! Tiren goes pale. The love of his lfie..taken..by...DAGRUS MISHIMA?!?!?!?! Tiren:pulls out a sword bigger than WarGreymon DDDIIIIIIEEE!! I SHALL HAVE JUSTICE!!!! Dagrus: YEEK!!! dodges and runs for it, Rea and Tiren in tow ____________________________________________________ Dagrus: huff puff cell rings Hello? Constantine: Dagrus, this is Aurelius. Listen, that drink you took from me is a love potion! It amkes any girl you talk to fall for you! Dagrus: NOW YOU TELL ME!??!?! Guy: Listen, we're at his lab trying to make an antidote. Just don't talk to ANY girls. None. Nada. Dagrus: Fine by me! Even our own sisters want my ass!! Guy: O_o Go lock yourself in your room in necessary. Go to the Digital World!! Dagrus: O_O OF COURSE!! On my way to the nearest computer! Dagrus ran right out of the alley he was hiding, and into Matt and Trin, who were trying to ditch Jun. Dagrus: ooooooow. Matt: What's going on, Dagrus? Dagrus: Matt! you gotta point me to a computer! Jun: MATTY-KINS!! Trin: BACK OFF BITCH!!! Matt: can barely hear over the screaming What? Dagrus: Where is a computer/?!?! Matt: What/?!? The girls scream louder as they brawl. Dagrus: >_< WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE HELL UP!?!?!? covers his mouth far too late eep. Jun: blushes Oh Daggy, you wonderful man! Take this hot bitch now!! Dagrus: WHAT!??!?! NO!! AWAY WITH THEE FOUL WENCH!!!~oh god I'm talking like Constantine O.o~ Jun snaked her arms around Dag's waist and onto his butt. Dagrus: HEY! Hands off the merchandise!! Jun snaked her ahnds up his shirt and into his pants. Matt: ^_^ Thanks Dag! You really helped Trin and I! Dagrus: HEY!! OFF LIMITS!!! This can't get worse.. Trin: snakes ehr arms along with Jun Oh Dagrus...mmm. Dagrus: O_O oh HELL NO!!!! runs from them Trin: COME BACK MY DON CORNELIUS!! Jun: OH DAGGY! The two run after him. Matt: twitch No one takes my love..you can have Jun..BUT KEEP YOUR GRUBBY MITTS OFFA TRINITY!!! Matt dons Metal Garurumon and a bastard sword and gives chase. Dagrus: damndamndamndamndamndamn!!!! Let's take a count. I have Gabby, Kay, Abby, Ami, Dagina, Saryn, Drageenmon, Jun, and Trinity after me, and in pursuit are Matt, Tiren, and Hiroaki, all having weapons of destruction. What else can happen!?!? Dag runs smack dab into Kcrix. Kcrix: OW!! Dag: Sory Kcrix I..DOH! Kcrix turns lustful and jumps on Dagrus. Dagrus: Kcrix!! Remember! You hate my guts! You want me dead! You can't stand my presense! You wish I never met Kay! REMEMBER!?!?!?!?!? Kcrix: All I know is that you look exceptionally HOT today..licks up his neck Dagrus: O_O~I gotta get away from her, I may begin to liek that~ scrambles and runs away Kcrix: DAGGY!!! Leigh, who was getting a drink for Kcrix, saw the scene and saw blood in his eyes. Dagrus must die!! Leigh: DAMN YOU DAGRUS!!!!! Dagrus: wimper spies a laptop AH HA! Dagrus pulls out his D-Arc and jumps into the computer, while it's owner faints. ____________________________________________________ Dagrus: I'm huff safe puff Dagrus accidentally walks into the Yokomon village and says hi. Dagrus: ......I hate my life. runs liek hell as teh whole village chases him Yokomon gang: OH GIVE IT TO ME!!! Dagrus: O_O;;; runs faster God I'm sorry that I set a bunch of sex crazed Tokomon on Tiren, I'm sorry I spraypainted Kcrix hair grey so she'd think she was growing old, I'm sorry I dropped Nate's saber down a drain pipe, I'm sorry I painted Duo's hair pink, I'm sorry I cut off Sario's arm, and I'm sorry I broke Guy's glasses when he was five!! JUST SAVE MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Dagrus prayers were answered as a blak dragon grabbed him. Dagrus: GRADRAMON!! Gradramon: I couldn't let my Tamer get eaten by Yokos, could I? Dagrus: huggles his Digi DOMO ARIGATO!!! Gradramon lands at the exact place Ken, Jamie, Deis, and Leona were camping. Gradramon: Got im'. Thanks for the power boost Jamie. Jamie: No prob. So Dagrus can't talk to us? Gradramon: From what Guy told me, only you and Leona. Ken and Deis are safe. Deis: Ah well. We'll just have to wait for Constantine and Guy to make an antidote. Ken: So just relax. I got some Duel Monsters cards. Leona: I'll play! Dagrus played Duel Monsters for awile and he quickly beat Deis and Ken, thanking the eternals he was a Yugi-Oh! fan. He played teh PERFECT combo on Leona. Dagrus: BAHAHAHHAHAA!!! UNBEATABLE EXODIA BABY!!! Gradramon: YOU IDIOT!!! Dagrus: ACK!! Jamie don't listen to me! O_O DAMMIT!!! Jamie and Leona looked at Dagrus hottily. They lunged at him. Dagrus: Oh mother of God!!! runs for it, tripping over Foximon Sorry! Gradramon: O_O Foximon: wraps her tail around Dag's neck Oh it's nothing baby... Dagrus: O_O Please God..Gradra!? Gradramon looked at Dagrus with hatred. He knew that it was the potion, as did Ken and Deis, but there was that part of a boyfriend's mind that has no rational thought..that part usually takes control in situations like this. Dagrus: ..My own Digimon is against me...aahhh f*k. rusn for it* Gradramon roars loud enough to shake the forest. He Digivolves to Saber Gradramon. Ken busts out a mini buster rifle, while Deis dons enough bio blades to rip apart an envelope factory. Dagrus: runs into another Digital Gate. ____________________________________________________ Constantine: THis mixture should do it.. The concoction explodes in Guy and Con' faces. Guy: cough smoke Well, attempt number 2008. Constantine: Yes.. ____________________________________________________ Dagrus, now in the real world, was in far too much danger. Seems Jenn and Nate were walking by when he came out. Now Jenn wants his booty, and Nate has gone Dejitaren. Jennacy: DAGGY!! TAKE ME NOW!! I LOVE YOU!! I ALWAYS HAVE!!! Nate: MISHIMA!!! Let's zip ahead an hour. Garret: DIE DAGRUS!!! Dagrus: dodges a beam slash Dagrus runs up a building, followed by his suitors and assailants. Dagrus: clings to the top. MOMMY!!! BAHAHAHAHHAAA!!! Dagrus: Nani? Dagrus looks up to see Sario laughing his ass off. Sario: Well well, Dagrus getting his women in check? Dagrus: SARIO!! YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME!! Sario: Wait, I'm basking in the - irony- of it-all....Okay now. Ready to die? Dagrus: FINE FINE! Better for you to kill me than half of Odaiba!!! As Sario raised Simetra to come down on Daggy... Gabby: HE'S TRYING TO HURT OUR DAG-KUN!!! Gia: GET IM'!!! Sario: WHAT!?!? Dagrus: grins SUCKER!!! dons wings and flies off as the mob batters Sario Dagrus lands by Seiken. Dagrus: SEIKEN!! THANK GOD!! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!! Seiken: Sure, but I'm kinda busy. Dagrus: WITH WHAT?!?! What could keep you from helping out your pal?!?! Cassidy walked out from the shop she was in. Cassidy: I'm ready Sei-kun. Hey Dag. Dagrus: casually not thinking Hey Cass. O_O oh no.. Cassidy: DAGRUS MY LOVE!!! glomps him Dagrus: Now Seiken, you see my point. I..Seiken? Seiken looke curshed. His he a perfect relationship stolen by what he THOUGHT was his friend. Seiken: eyes glow You...DIE. Dagrus: WAAHHHH!!! Dagrus dashed off as Seiken shook violently with rage. Cassidy ran after Dag. ____________________________________________________ Dagrus sat in the middle of the street. Life sucked today. HE felt the ground rumble violently. Dagrus: Oh god..cries He looked behind him to see D-Hell, Vanguardramon, Imperial Omnidramon, Imperial Drageenmon, War Foximon, Ken, Hiro, Nate, Tiren, Garret, Deis WEAPON, a herd of Yokomon, Jun, Trin, Rea, Kay, Leigh, Matt, Metal Garurumon..the list keeps going. Dagrus: takes out Artemis I guess this is it. I'm dead. All of the sudden, the Saab drives up in front of Dagrus. Guy and Constantine jump out. Con: We have the antidote! Guy: It's in a dust form! YOu ahve to cover the entire group with it. Dagrus: I have an idea of how. Dagrus grabbed the antidote and ran straight into the mob. Dagrus: Blue Dragon Tempest!!! A tornado engulfed the mob as the antidote covered their bodies. Dagrus lay in the middle of several bodies. Rea: Huh? Why are we in the middle of the street? Seiken: Why were we chasing Dagrus? Dagrus: shuts up for once VGmon: Why were you Duo? Duo: shrug I sw everyone else chase him so I wanted to join in. ^_^ All: sweatdrop Hiro: I don't know why we're here, but let's go.. Everyone left with their signifigant others, except for Kay and Kcrix, who went home bitching all the way. Con: All's well that ends well I guess. Guy: Seems so doesn't it? Dagrus: sighs I'm gonna go tah bed.. Dagrus felt something pull him back. Dagrus: AH!! Jun: Daggy? Can we go to my house! I'd like to to meet my parents! Dagrus: ...crack Blue Dragon Justice!!! ____________________________________________________ ^_^ Man, that was longer than I thought it'd be. Dagrus: people are worshipping him Nani? Dagrus: ^_^ I gotta kill Jun more often!! Forget the past, forget the future. The present is what we need to worry about. -Lord Triumph of Terra
Jennacy Has Halo Blobs in her Tag Posts: 1227 (10/21/01 7:01 pm) Reply	Re: Lotion Potion #666 ROTFLMDGMFAO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Hello, Welcome to Pepino's can I intrest you in a Pepino's Happy Burrito Nino Meal? It comes with a Pepino's toy cucumber, complete with a bigass sombraro, and REALLY big teeth. Hey...where are you going? NO! DON'T GET PIZZA! HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!
Tiren Digital World Visitor Posts: 5022 (10/21/01 7:03 pm) Reply	Re: Lotion Potion #666 Dude, that ROCKED! You're going to hate me, but I'm just about ready to right my next fic...
Chibimon Allstar Pimp Daddy Aly Posts: 1408 (10/21/01 9:26 pm) Reply	Re: Lotion Potion #666 Aubs: stands proud I was immune to it I guess. laughs Aly: >.>;;;; Yeeeesss... cough Well... BRAVO!!! Good job as always!! ~Noodle Noodle! Come get your Noodles!~ �h��m�n �ll$�®
Secwar Digital World Visitor Posts: 21 (10/22/01 10:34 am) Reply	Re: Lotion Potion #666 Kay beats Kcrix into submission that surpasses all submissions.. leaving a bloody heap on the street corner Kay - That'll teach you to mess with his head.. blink SQUEEE!! oh, and Broken Halo says he/she liked it, too. ^^ Derived from life hath a lesson in death be learned, so if in death be assumed another lesson for lfe be founded--what to do?? -Absolute Kay
Crimson Fires Digital World Visitor Posts: 452 (10/30/01 4:04 pm) Reply	Re: Lotion Potion #666 hehe, that was so wrong it was right ^_^ make more like that, it was hilarious "darkness is not something that can ever be destroyed. the powers of light and darkness are like two sides to the same coin. destroy one, and you destroy the other. the only thing we can do is try to keep the light stronger than the darkness. as long as we can do that, darkness will never be able to win over the light" -Kain
Yuki Koshiro Digital World Visitor Posts: 32 (11/1/01 5:44 pm) Reply	Re: Lotion Potion #666 Yuki:thanks the digital gods no one knows her ahem ROFLMFAO ^^^^^^ yay for killing Jun ^^ that was great ^^ Whee! i finally got off my lazy ass and made a banner ^^ well tell me what ya think!

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