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BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA 
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(12/31/01 5:27 pm)
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MaNaGeRs
hey heres where the managers come in hehehe u'll find out a lil about them check it out !

BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA 
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(12/31/01 5:30 pm)
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Re: MaNaGeRs
Real Nick Names: Lulu, Harmony, Diva, Benzplaytoy, Diva in training, Naturalzrabbidmidget etc

Nickname:BenSmckdMyDogsAss

Nickname Means: it means a lot, damnit... Ben won't let my poor golden retriever alone... he's only five months... damn, how many times can you @#%$ a dog? oOo better not ask Ben... he'll probably try to out due you... and try to do my doggy! :(

Age: Umm 234... in 2 days! Yeah! baby!

Sex: YES PLZ ! hahah j/k ... i'm not a gurl ... not yet a woman ROTFL ... ok umm i'm not male i'm not female ... i'm an alien

Location: outter space

Favorite Natural Member: Benny ben... oOo and Benny Ben Jr... oOops did I say that out loud?

Message To Each Member Of Natural( joke): Marc you're sick, leave poor Pat alone! I think he doesn't like it up the ass. Mike you Monkey humper, chill out! J, chill monkey. Ben you're not super man!

Real Message 2 Each Member of Natural: Hey guys hahah i know u probably get a kick out of our site and all well u know how it is lol. IF u dont like it... it's all good it's only a joke so hopefully u wont take it 2 personal... like my gay ass uncle that watches Asian woman porn... god ANGEL STOP THAT! UGH! UR SICK! ... anyways sorry about that... ugh sorry i got 2 run he's pullin out the dildo!

Most Corrupt Member Of Natural: Marc... stop draggin... i mean stop acting like... god I don't know what to say!

Feelings On Glenda: .........who is she again?..... j/p um do you REALLY want to know? oOo you do? well you know what... TOO BAD!

Message To Fans Of Glenda Website: Hey! What's up? So you like the site... well good for you... we just hope ya'll join our other sites... and show how much you think this site kicks ass!

Message To Those Who Do Not Approve Of Glenda Website: oOo well you don't like the site... Well why the @#%$ are you here? bye! HAHA! Send me hatemail!!! I always wanted that... hehehe

Natural Fantasy: oOo yeah natural surrounding me in all different uniforms... Mike my police officer... Pat my sailor man, Marc my lifeguard, J my lawyer... wearing glasses with his cute lil suitcase... oOo yeah, and Ben! Him! My fire man....yes! seein him in a fire outfit... okay I don't want to go into detail... u people have diry minds... hehe thats a good thing for the stie though yeah baby!

Reason To Take Part In Such "Garbage" As Glenda Website: Because we like 2 corrupt.... and u guys do 2... and u know u like to have a laugh every once in awhile... so come on and check it out!

Why Did you Make such A Crazy Corrupted Site: ....hmmm maybe because i wanted to asslicker... what kind of question is that? haha

Edited by: BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA  at: 1/17/02 8:01:45 pm
GddrPnkLvzMikeJohnson
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(1/1/02 3:03 pm)
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Manager
Yo yo! here's my info!
Nickname Means: This one time... at band camp... Michael took a Monkey and shoved it up his ass! Omg really he did! And I was like "woah I didn't know you could shove a monkey up your ass" and he was all like "man you can! I do it ALLL the time"... actually it's complete bull shit. Unless you're REALLY stupid and then it means that Michael humps my monkeys hard...

Age: 15 & a half... & damn proud!

Sex: Um, excuse me? Do I look like a hooker? No... I don't go for your likes... now perhaps if you were Michael I'd be all up in it... but you're not... OoOh, you didn't mean that... Female in that case... but my answer still remains...

Location: Michael's bed... erm... I mean... no. Well, sometimes... oh damnit I wasn't supposed to say anything. He told me to keep it a secret. Shit... I always fuck things up. DAMNIT! *bangs head on wall* Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Favorite Natural Member: To do what with? *laughs* Haha I'm joking. Michael is my sexy bitch... as long as he avoids shoving monkeys up his ass i'm all set

Message To Each Member Of Natural: Natural... um.... who's Natural? OH are they those guys who sing that song 'Dirty pop'? You know they dress like flamers and dance around like your mom? *haha j/p* Natural is way cooler then those dog rapers. Michael you sexay bitch you, a belt is for keeping your pants up. Learn how to wear one! *mwah!* Patrick STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FREAK! I already am one, that's bad enough. Marc, no matter how cool you think it is the word "peachy" is not in the vocabulary of any STRAIGHT man. Ben... Okay boy, if you're going to look at my boobs please could you not LIE about it afterward? Everyone saw you and laughed at you. *haha point and laugh* Not that I MINDED or anything... and J ya lil freak, what can I say? You don't talk enough for me to mock. That makes me sad. Damnit SAY SOMETHING.

Most Corrupt Member Of Natural: Marc... the things about wanting the Olsen twins and shit... that... that was too much. I mean Marc... the Olsen twins? Eww... um... how about we stay AWAY from statitory rape... that's always a good thing....

Feelings On Glenda: She's an okay chicky... can be nice... but DAMNIT stop RIDING MY ASS and let me have my fucking picture of PATRICK already. All righty? All righty... just let me have 5 seconds of his time to get a pitcure with him. IT'S NOT THAT HORRIBLE! OMG THE WORLD WON'T END! *sighs* Okay anyway... yeah she can be pretty cool otherwise I would let a website be named after her.

Message To Fans Of Glenda Website: Yo yo yo? Wuzzup up my freaky cool people! You obviously have good taste. I mean you're at MY site and all. *lol* Anywayz it's cool to see that some people aren't so THICK SKULLED and such abercrombie whores (no offense to cool preps, there aren't many of u but there are a few! *grinz*) or man whores to realize that this shit is funny. Hell, it's almost as good as Blink 182 wanting to fuck your dog in the ass!

Message To Those Who Do Not Approve Of Glenda Website: NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA I don't give to flying fucks whether you like this or not. It's my website... did I give you PERMISSION to come to my website? I don't think I even gave you permission to breathe! you're about as high on my list as I get every weekend.. and seeming as i'm straight edge... youz at the bottom. So get your lil teenybopper self outta here before this punky chica decids to kick some boppin ass!

Natural Fantasy: I w-w-w-wanna lick 'em from their head to their toes... I wanna move from the bed down ta down ta down ta floor... I wanna ah ah ah make it so good I don't wanna leave but I gotta know what's your fan-fan-tasy? *LOL* yeah... anyway... hell i'm not going to tell you! That's a little TOO much information... haha *sings* rough sex make it hurt rip the cloths rip the shirt *LMFAO* j/p! Haha that song is funny shiznit!

Reason To Take Part In Such "Garbage" As Glenda Website: Your mom... oh shit wait I already used that excuse today... hmmm why do I... Because I thoroughly enjoy pissing people off and if you have a problem with that then you can go suck ur left nut!

Why did you Make Such A Crasy Corrupted Site: DAMNIT! I can't say YOUR MOM cuz I already said that. Mother FUCKER. Okay um... because if monkeys had wings they'd fly... shit wait that's not right... um... what was the question? Oooh yeah... no I don't have any weed sorry... I don't smoke it. Nope... not at all!! HEEE! WEEEEEEEEE LOOK AT ME I CAN FLYYYY!!! WOOOHOOOO!



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