cagedphreak
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(6/5/02 9:30 pm)
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Missing...
A lady called the police to report that her husband was missing. When the police arrived and asked for a description, she said, "He's six-foot-tall, with wavy blond hair and an athletic build."
The police went door-to-door looking for more information. But the woman who lived at the next house said, "What? That woman's husband is five-foot-four, with no hair and a beer belly the size of Australia!"
The police immediately returned to ask the first lady why she gave a false description for her husband.
The lady sighed and replied, "Just because he's missing, that doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
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