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patricksqueen83 
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(1/19/02 9:02 pm)
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*Multiple Personality Disorder and Mike and his Mom*
~A touching tale of 3 girls and 6 personalities~

~*Aimee*~
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Edited by: BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA  at: 4/6/02 10:34:37 pm
GddrPnkLvzMikeJohnson
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(1/19/02 9:09 pm)
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Holly looked at Michael with a smirk. He was bound to the wall of what was the most popular room in his house for Holly and Michael. The bondage room. They had lots of fun in the bondage room... it was their favorite. But lately, things had been a little weird and neither of them could quite place it.
Outside in the backyard their friends Aimee & Patrick, Ashley, Marc, J and Ben were talking wondering where in the hell the other two were.
"Oh jesus... I think they're in the Bondage room again..." Aimee said with a laugh. "I'll go get them. This is their party." Walking up the stairs she felt a little weird. "Woo... the room is spinning!" She passed out for a second and woke up later. Only it wasn't Aimee standing on the stairs anymore... it was Amelia her other self...

Edited by: GddrPnkLvzMikeJohnson at: 1/19/02 9:14:52 pm
patricksqueen83 
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(1/19/02 9:21 pm)
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Amelia was a very horny lesbian who was in love with Hailey. "I must find Hailey!" she said with an evil grin. She walked down the stairs and into the bondage room. She looked at Holly and ran over to give her ass a squeeze "Hey babay! I want you Hailey! You know that?"
Holly looked at her like she was crazy "What the %&@!? Aimee what the hell is your problem?! Who the hell is Hailey?"
"Don't play with my heart bitch! You are hailey and i want your ass!"
Michael was geeting very frustrated. He wanted to help Holly but he couldn't get off the wall. "Don't talk to my girlfriend like that! What is your problem Aimee?"
Amelia laughed "Aimee doesn't live here no more HAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Edited by: patricksqueen83  at: 1/20/02 10:12:11 am
GddrPnkLvzMikeJohnson
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(1/19/02 9:28 pm)
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Amelia smacked Holly really hard across the face. Holly was so shocked that she fell and hit her head. Michael struggled against the bondages holding him to the wall. "AIMEE WHAT THE HELL!!!" He yelled trying to break free.
Holly lifted her head up a second later. "Amelia what the hell! You dumb bitch!" And lunged at her. Holly was no longer herself, she was Hailey. "I will not take this crap from you at all!!!" Hailey stood over Amelia who was sitting on the floor holding her face where Hailey had slapped her back.
"All I wanted was some ass!!!"
"Well Hailey don't give no ass to no lesbian! She only gives it up for Mike and his mom!"

patricksqueen83 
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(1/19/02 9:47 pm)
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Amelia started to cry "But I love you! You are the only woman for me!" Hailey ignored her "bitch" she said under her breath. she went over to michael and started trying to rape him. Michael started to scream and yell so Ashley and Patrick ran down the stairs. Patricks heart hurt at the sight of his beloved Aimee crying and went to help her. "Don't Man! she is not herself!" But Patrick didn't listen and went over to her anyway "whats wrong sweetie peanut?" Amelia said "get away from me MAN! I hate men! you all suck you own d...." Patrick interrupted her "But I love you! i am not a mna I am your Pattycakes!" He thought she didn't love him anymore so she started to cry. As this was going on Angelica had been trying to figure out if Michael wanted to be raped or not. Usually he liked it but this time he looked scared.

Edited by: patricksqueen83  at: 1/20/02 10:11:41 am
GddrPnkLvzMikeJohnson
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(1/20/02 10:46 am)
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PAtrick continued to cry sad that Aimee (now Amelia) didn't love him anymore. "Tell me what I did wrong!" He cried. She looked at him disgusted.
"I don't like men. My heart is for Hailey and Hailey alone!"
"Who's Hailey?"
"Simple man... that is Hailey!" She pointed to Holly(now Hailey) who was trying to rape Michael.
"What's wrong baby? You don't like this? I thought you wanted this... all of this? It'll be fun, I promise." She said with a slight grin biting her lip. Michael, still bound to the wall, shook his head.
"What the @#%$ has gotten into you? Let me off of this wall."
She sighed. "Fine but you ruin ALL my fun. Jesus, thank god your mom is a hell of a lot cooler then you." Michael looked at her surprised.
Ashley looked on completely confused. What was going on with her friends? Being the klutz *haha* that she is she tripped and fell. A second later she lifted up her head and looked around suddenly wanting to find Marc. She wanted Marc... she wanted him badly. And she was going to have him.

patricksqueen83 
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(1/20/02 1:41 pm)
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Angelica (for Ashley had disappeared and Angelica had taken her place) got up quickly "Where in the %&!@ing hell is marc?" she screamed at the top of her lungs. Everyone is the room forgot what they were doing and turned to look. Angelica screamed again "Give me marc! I am in dire need of him!"
"Why?" asked patrick
"Becuase little pitiful man I am horny"
Patrick scratched his head "I don't see any horns on you Ashley"
Angelica sighed "you are so pathetic! I am not Ashley i am Angelica and i want marc this instant!"
Hailey smiled and said "The Italian Stallion is upstairs"
Angelica started to hyperventilate and ran at top speed upstairs.
Hailey let mike down off the wall and said "let's go find your mom! She is so HOT!"
Amelia ran over to Hailey and started to hump her leg "No you are!"

Edited by: patricksqueen83  at: 1/20/02 1:43:01 pm
GddrPnkLvzMikeJohnson
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(1/20/02 1:48 pm)
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Hailey pushed Amelia aside. "Go bump something else! You are not humping my leg!" Giving Amelia a swift kick to the shin she fell over and ontop of Patrick. Patrick took this as a good sign and tried to hug Amelia.
"Get off of me you heterosexual FREAK!" Amelia cried breaking loose and running after Hailey. She was dragging Mike by the arm.
"You have to call your mom! I want her to come over."
"Since when do you like my mom? Damnit Holly stop pulling me."
Hailey raised an eyebrow. "Incompitant fool, my name is Hailey not Holly. Now your mother is the second sexiest person in the world... wait make that third. I am the first and you are the second. Now I deman that you call your mother up this instant so that way you and I and she can have lots of fun together in your bondage room."
"What the @#%$?" Michael looked at her as if she were crazy and was about to ask her what kind of drugs she was on.
"MARRRRRC!!!!" Angelica yelled taking the stairs three at a time and flying up them. "MARRRRC WHERE ARE YOU?" She called running out into the backyard. She finally caught site of Marc and nearly orgasmed with happiness. "Marc my sexy ho!" She called running and jumping grabbing on to his back. "Do me Marc... right here in the backyard in front of everyone!"

patricksqueen83 
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(1/20/02 2:10 pm)
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Marc being the Italian Stallion that he was took this as a compliment and would have loved to take her up on her offer but he had signed a No-Sex-In-Public agreement with Lou (unless it was with him) so he had to refuse "Sorry babe but i can't How about you and me go up to Michael's bedroom and get it on?" Ben and j looked at each other in disgust "Thank god Lou had him sign that form" J muttered. But Angelica wouldn't have it since she had a Sex In Public with marc fetish. "No! I want to do it right here!!!.....NOW!!!!!"
Marc looked at her as if she were crazy "Ashley? what is your problem!?"
Angelica's eyes glazed over and she was Ashley again "What? what happened?"
Marc smiled "You want to do me in public!"
"Ew! Gross! Do you think I WANT to get a disease? You disgust me Marc!" She looked at Ben and J and asked "what is his problem?"
They looked at her and said "You mean what is your problem! You asked him first!"
"Whatever Where is everyone else?"

Edited by: patricksqueen83  at: 1/20/02 2:10:51 pm
GddrPnkLvzMikeJohnson
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(1/20/02 2:22 pm)
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Patrick was crying on the floor thinking that Aimee hated him and never wanted to talk to him again. She passed out in his arms and stopped struggling and opened her eyes.
"Patrick? What he hell are we doing in here?" Her eyes twinkled. "Oooh so you want to play with Mikes' bondage room huh?" He looked at her confused.
"Amy what are you talking about?" She raised an eyebrow confused.
"What are YOU talking about?"
Upstairs Hailey was bugging Michael to call his mom and he had finally had enough and was about to yell at her and put her straight.

patricksqueen83 
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(1/20/02 3:25 pm)
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"Come one and call your mom! I want some 40-something woman action!" Hailey whined to michael
"Holly i don't know what is happening to you but I don't like it! I think you need some help!"
"No I need yo mom!"
"Hollyyyyy!!!!!!"
*Back with patrick and aimee*
"Why did you say you hated me Aimee!?" patrick cried
"Pattycakes! i never ever would say that! I would you think I did?"
"You said you loved Holly more than me!"
"I don't love anyone more than you! Holly? A girl!? ew!"

Edited by: patricksqueen83  at: 1/20/02 7:45:21 pm
GddrPnkLvzMikeJohnson
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(1/20/02 5:37 pm)
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Patrick nodded. "Yeah you said that you loved Holly more then me. Only... you weren't calling her Holly you were calling her Hailey." He sniffed and wiped at his eyes.
"Awww babe... I would never love anyone more then you. I don't remember saying any of that." Aimee sat on the floor with him. Patrick just looked confused.
"But you did!"
**With Hailey and Mike**
"No Holly I am NOT calling my mother."
"Aw but baby me and your mom would have lots of fun. And then me and you could have lots of fun." She purred running her finger down his chest to his manhood.
"No, stop it! I AM NOT CALLING MY MOM!!!" Michael started yelling at her telling her what a freak she was being and how disgusting she was talking and he didn't think it was funny at all. As he was yelling at her Hailey for a far away look in her eyes and then fell to the floor. A second later she woke up and she was Holly again. Michael was so worried he got down on the ground with her to see if she was okay.

BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA 
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(2/8/02 5:46 pm)
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" omg holly are you ok?" Michael asked as he held her head up and she closed her eyes hard and binked like 5 times fast.
" where am i ?"
" huh?" Michael was confused
Holly got up from the floor and looked @ him in a sex way.." hey well maybe we should go back into the bondage room and have a lil more fun"
" look i'm still mad at u for sayin what u said about my mom!" He snapped
" what are you talkin about ... ur mom? what does she have 2 do with me and u gettin it on"
" you wanted 2 get it on but with her... discustes me that you think of my mom that way!"
" Mike what are you talkin about... me?...ur mom?... thats not a good mix"
" i'll say but i mean you know better than that"
" i seriously dont know what the hell your talkin about" Holly gave him a really shocked looked in the eye.

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"Okay Mike why in the name of hell are you talking about me and your mom? Why in the name would I want your mom? If you think I'm a lesbian or bisexual or something I'm not. What would give you that idea?" She asked curiously.
"You were the one who suggested that we have a threesome with my mom!"
Holly looked at him odd. "What planet are you from? Your mom... no... or any other girl for that matter."

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BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA 
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" but but you said that you"
" no buts... i dont want any woman for heaven sakes"
" ok ok i believe you... now can we just go back into the room"
" ok... but i just want 2 make it clear i'm not a lebso... nore do i want your mom" she gave a weird look

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In the back yard J, Ben, Marc, Patrick, Ashley and Aimee were standing around. "That was some weird @#%$ going on around here." J whispered. The others nodded in agreement.
"I seriously don't know what you're talking about." Ashley still argued. "Why would I try and rape Marc in public? I don't even WANT his ass... no offense Marc."
"Oh baby don't deny it, you know you wanted this. You wanted ALL of this!" Marc said slapping his ass. Ashley tried not to gag.
"Um, no. Not particularly." Ashley replied hoping that the dry heaving would stop soon.

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" aww come on Ashley u know u want 2 ride this Sh*t all" he said acting like he was riding a pony " all night long huh?? oOo who's ur daddy!! oOo i'm ur daddy"
" no ur not"
" yes suh" he said as he pretended he was riding more and then he thrusted " b/c i did this 2 ur momma!!"
" ugh! ur sick" Ashley walked into the house

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*haha lulu u stole the mommy saying from me haha my friend mike just did that today i had to hit him!*
"Um Marc..." J looked at his friend. "Man that was some f*cked up stuff right there. Where the hell did you get that?"
Marc laughed with a little shrug. "I heard Holly telling Michael about her friend who said that. I thought it was kinda cool..."
Ben shook his head. "No, no it really isn't."

$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
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" dude she's not ever gonna talk 2 u now"
" .... i really think so"
" yea u just blew ur chance.... u can like be all macked 2 her u have 2 be nice and gentle with some gurls and complent them on things u know" Ben said
" oOo ok so i'll tell i like her shirt but i like whats under better!"
" no no... dont ever say the shirt say something like oOo u look pretty today in that shirt or something"
" but i like my shirt complent"
" believe me bro she will not talk 2 u if u say it like that"
A car pulled up. It was Lucinda Aimee's bestfriend " hey guys" she said rolling up her window from her car.
" watch this" Ben said
Lucinda walked up 2 the porch
" hey whats up?" Lucinda asked
" hey" J said
" hey Lucinda... u look pretty with her hair that way"
" what u talkin about"
" u look nice"
" so ur sayin i looked ugly yesterday!" she snapped
" no no no i was just sayin u look nice"
" so i never looked nice before"
" no it's not like that"
" what ever... J? is aimee here?"
" yeah"
Lucinda walked in the house walkin 2 go look for aimee
" wow ben ... good complent"
" bite me!" Ben snapped

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Edited by: BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA  at: 3/16/02 11:46:00 am

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Aimee and Patrick had gone into the living room and were sitting watching CNN. There was nothing exciting going on at the moment so they were both yawning. "Fox News Channel is better" said Aimee
"No, it's not! CNN is classic!" patrick frowned and folded his arms
"Jesus! What is your problem? you have been difficult for the past hour!"
"well you said that you loved someone name hailey more than me!"
"I told you! I don't know what the hell you're talking about! Now shhhhh....Donald rumsfeldt is going to say something...It would be better on Fox News though."
"Well you said that! and CNN is the best!"
Lucinda walked in on them fighting like that.
"What the @#%$? What kind of fight is that?" she asked
"Oh hey Lucinda!" Aimee got up and went over to her "Wanna do something? SOME people around here are so...so...so..STUPID!"
Patrick's mouth fell open. No one ever had called him stupid before! Most people just called him 'special'
Lucinda gritted her teeth "Maybe it would be best if you spent some time apart" she led Aimee out the door but Aimee being the klutz that she was walked right into the door and knocked herself out. Lucinda started to laugh really hard but Patrick shook his head "Don't laugh Lulu! this can't be good!"
"What do you mean?"
All of a sudden Aimee came to and started to moan "Hailey! Where is my beautiful Hailey!?"
"NO!!!! It's starting again!" patrick cried
Aimee stood up and looked at Lucinda "Wow you are even hotter that Hailey!"

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" huh?" Lucinda gave a weird look and walked backwards toward the porch where the guys have been. " umm guys whats up with Aimee she's lookin @ me weird"
" woah... she wants u" Marc said
" make her stop"
" i know how 2" said ben
" then make her stop"
" i cant"
" why?"
" b/c u just screamed @ me and i'm not talkin 2 u"
" Ben come on .... dont start with this now"
" say sorry"
" sorry"
" i dont believe u"
" come on ben if u stop this i'll give u anything u want"
" anything?"
" yes!... just stop her" She said and Aimee who is now Amelia had Lucinda cornered
" Whats ur name??" Amelia asked as she had her face in Lucinda's
" would get ur face out and u know my name"
Ben walked over " it's Lucinda" he said as Amelia looked over and Lucinda gave him a puppy dog look. Beggin for plead 2 save her.... for Amelia ( Aimee) was going 2 far.
" oOo so" Amelia looked back of and licked Lucinda's cheek " ur Lucinda"
Lucinda was discusted and was about 2 barf!
" yes and dont do that 2 my gf" Ben said as he walked over and grab Lucinda in his arms
" u.... u have a boyfriend"
" umm umm yeah" Lucinda said
BAM!!! ** J hit Aimee with a fryin pan** Aimee got up from the floor
" oOo Lucinda u finally told ben u liked him huh?"
Lucinda looked away " no... thanx for blowin my cover.... i'm out of here.. and what is ur problem.. stop playin those lesbian games u really freak me out" Lucinda said as she walked over 2 the stairs of the porch and walked over 2 her car
" but i thought we were gonna get out of here"
" go with someone else"
" HEY!!!! u owe me!" Ben said as Lucinda pulled out of the drive way and was already @ the end of the street " F*ck"

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