Myself vs. Constantine

*Constantine dodges Heero*

Come, come, now.....

First, we must work on your grammar.

We shall call......Mr. Emerson!

OOC: Kirk....Sean....Skit.....you all know who I mean, don't you?

BIC:

*Mr Emerson, an older English teacher, walks into the room*

Emerson: What's this, then? Pitiful! Look, you must remove the caps lock key from your keyboard....you use it far to often. And you call this MLA format? Pitiful!

*Mr. Emerson rears up, and bellows:*

DETENTION!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: *Evil grin* I have unleashed the power of the English Teacher! Fear me!

Some people collect stamps. Some people collect coins. I happen to collect interesting pieces of code.
Skittle, on the other hand...
Skittle collects guys....

Author	Comment
ATRUI Digital World Visitor Posts: 20 (9/7/01 6:16 pm) Reply	Myself vs. Constantine BRING IT ON!!!!!! [Edit: Come, come, now. You must spell better. However, if I must.....] Edited by: EmperorConstantine at: 9/7/01 10:05:24 pm
EmperorConstantine Lord High Hacker Posts: 1323 (9/7/01 10:10 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine Constantine walks boldly into the arena, listening to the appreciative roar of the crowd Hear me, all ye who do come unto this arena! I hath arrived, responding to a challenge issued unto me by this recrant. Thus, I do say: Takest thou THAT! Constantine unleashes a giant bolt of lightning toward his opponent, blowing them back against the wall Some people collect stamps. Some people collect coins. I happen to collect interesting pieces of code. Skittle, on the other hand... Skittle collects guys....
Adam Pearson Digital World Visitor Posts: 36 (9/8/01 10:34 am) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine Kevin siting in the stands "Hay ATRUI!!" "My Grandma could kick your ass!!" "GO EC!!!" She said it's cold It feels like Independence Day And I can't break away from this parade But there's got to be an opening Somewhere here in front of me Through this maze of ugliness and greed And I seen the sun up ahead At the county line bridge Sayin' all there's good and nothingness is dead We'll run until she's out of breath She ran until there's nothin' left She hit the end-it's just her window ledge
ATRUI Digital World Visitor Posts: 21 (9/8/01 12:44 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine Whips out a Tommy Gun EAT THIS! Proceeds to fire the Tommy Gun [Edit: Watch your spelling....] Edited by: EmperorConstantine at: 9/9/01 7:50:13 pm
EmperorConstantine Lord High Hacker Posts: 1325 (9/9/01 7:53 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine Constantine grins widely at Atrui A Tommy Gun? Thinkest thou'rt a jester, or how be it? Constantine dodges behind a pillar, and pulls out a rocket launcher Constantine begins firing low-tonnage nuclear rockets at Atrui Some people collect stamps. Some people collect coins. I happen to collect interesting pieces of code. Skittle, on the other hand... Skittle collects guys....
ATRUI Digital World Visitor Posts: 25 (9/10/01 8:18 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine ooc:refur to me as...Q, muhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah hahahahahahahahaha! ic:snaps his fingers, and the bullets go right back at Constantine...and hit!muhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaha! Edited by: EmperorConstantine at: 9/10/01 8:22:17 pm
EmperorConstantine Lord High Hacker Posts: 1330 (9/10/01 8:29 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine Constantine grins as the bullets flatten against his shields Come, come, now.....A simple magnetic reversal? How about....THIS! A large bottle appears around Atrui, clamping down. Constantine grins evilly, and summmons.....Jun into the bottle. There, have some company.... Jun latches onto Atrui Some people collect stamps. Some people collect coins. I happen to collect interesting pieces of code. Skittle, on the other hand... Skittle collects guys....
lee chalon1895 Digital World Visitor Posts: 328 (9/11/01 2:24 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine Lee:from the crowdi know you want to win but that was uncalled for
Adam Pearson Digital World Visitor Posts: 43 (9/11/01 4:27 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine ooc: HinT EC summon zero.... ATURI will Know what I'm talking about... She said it's cold It feels like Independence Day And I can't break away from this parade But there's got to be an opening Somewhere here in front of me Through this maze of ugliness and greed And I seen the sun up ahead At the county line bridge Sayin' all there's good and nothingness is dead We'll run until she's out of breath She ran until there's nothin' left She hit the end-it's just her window ledge
ATRUI Digital World Visitor Posts: 27 (9/11/01 7:09 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine OOC: CAN'T BEAT ME! I'm an omnipotent being! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! And Adam....Call me 'Q'. IC:Proceeds to kill Jun, and break out of the bottle Hummmmmm-I KNOW! Snaps his fingers, and Wing Zero appears Heero, I want you to kill him.... Points to Constantine THAT'S AN ORDER! HEERO:Yes, Sir. Heero attacks Constantine [edit: Spelling and capitalization, my fine fellow.....need you go back to first grade?] Edited by: EmperorConstantine at: 9/11/01 8:32:08 pm
Adam Pearson Digital World Visitor Posts: 44 (9/11/01 7:22 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine ooc: I'm not talking about zero from mega man x ect, dummy, I you ever read the Q-tinium books you would know what I was talking about... She said it's cold It feels like Independence Day And I can't break away from this parade But there's got to be an opening Somewhere here in front of me Through this maze of ugliness and greed And I seen the sun up ahead At the county line bridge Sayin' all there's good and nothingness is dead We'll run until she's out of breath She ran until there's nothin' left She hit the end-it's just her window ledge
EmperorConstantine Lord High Hacker Posts: 1333 (9/11/01 8:36 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine Constantine dodges Heero Come, come, now..... First, we must work on your grammar. We shall call......Mr. Emerson! OOC: Kirk....Sean....Skit.....you all know who I mean, don't you? BIC: Mr Emerson, an older English teacher, walks into the room Emerson: What's this, then? Pitiful! Look, you must remove the caps lock key from your keyboard....you use it far to often. And you call this MLA format? Pitiful! Mr. Emerson rears up, and bellows: DETENTION!!!!!!!!!! OOC: Evil grin I have unleashed the power of the English Teacher! Fear me! Some people collect stamps. Some people collect coins. I happen to collect interesting pieces of code. Skittle, on the other hand... Skittle collects guys....
ATRUI Digital World Visitor Posts: 29 (9/13/01 8:27 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine OOC:hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaah looks at the teacher pwh-hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah ic:snickering and smirking You're kidding, right? We see Ash's shotgun (a.k.a. boomstick) aiming up Mr. Emerson's nose; We hear a shot fired, and we see Mr. E go flying. We see Ash [unreadable], saying: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. [Edit: Please! Your spelling hurts more than these attacks! And what precisely was Ash doing when he "housewaires"? I shall have to disallow you from posting here if you cannot clean up your spelling....] Edited by: EmperorConstantine at: 9/14/01 7:10:44 am
EmperorConstantine Lord High Hacker Posts: 1339 (9/14/01 7:14 am) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine Constantine shakes his head Come, come, now....know ye not that English teachers, especially English teachers of this kind, are invulnerable? Mr. Emerson climbes purposefully back into the ring Ahh....thou'rt in serious trouble, now..... Mr. Emerson, the famous existentialist, proceeds to convince Atrui that life--indeed, existence--is futile Aside: 'twould be unwise to listen to him for long.....he is the one who did convince me that the sky was not up..... Some people collect stamps. Some people collect coins. I happen to collect interesting pieces of code. Skittle, on the other hand... Skittle collects guys....
TALLPANZER Digital World Visitor Posts: 1661 (9/15/01 11:59 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine Tallpanzer: "Is this fight meant to put us to sleep?" I died and never went any where. Now that is the really hell.
Erik Tatsuodo Digital World Visitor Posts: 898 (9/18/01 5:35 am) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine OOC: O.O!!!! YES! Someone else other than me has seen the Evil Dead movies! SHWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I am a hunter of peace, searching for the illusive mayfly known as love. Or, well, something like that.
EmperorConstantine Lord High Hacker Posts: 1352 (9/18/01 7:04 am) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine OOC: Actually...if 'tis I that you are referring to, I have never seen the "Evil Dead" movies. This is something from, oddly enough, Real Life, a place which I stay away from as much as possible. Perhaps if I don't look at it, it'll go away.... Some people collect stamps. Some people collect coins. I happen to collect interesting pieces of code. Skittle, on the other hand... Skittle collects guys....
Tiren Digital World Visitor Posts: 4620 (9/18/01 12:26 pm) Reply	Re: Myself vs. Constantine ooc-nope, he's talking about Atrui's bit about the shotgun and 'Ash' that comes from Army of Darkness. Quite a funny movie actually, when it's not being horrendously misquoted and taken out of context.

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