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naturalsdramaqueen
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(4/1/02 7:42 pm)
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NaTuRaL's In ThE (WhOrE) HoUsE
"Great, I CANNOT believe I am doing this," Patrick thought to himself as he and good friend Marc walked into a buliding.

The place was filled with smoke and guys having sex with pretty girls out in the open.

Patrick never thought Marc would go to these lengths to be with a girl. They were a part of the group Natural and could have any girl that threw themselves at the group.

"Hello, Mr. Terenzi," said an older woman, about in her early 60's.

Patrick's eyes went wide as he turned to Marc. "You have been here before?" Patrick asked.

"Yeah, I come here all of the time," answered Marc. "I want to bring you all here. It's an..amazing experience."

"What's your name, cutie?" a young lady asked Patrick.

Patrick stuttered," My n-n-name i-is P-P-Pat-Patrick."

The young lady smiled at him. "Hi, Patrick. Why don't you come have fun and play with me?" She grabbed his hand.

"Um, no thanks, right now."

All of a sudden, two young ladies came up to Marc and Patrick. "Mr. Terenzi, Mr. King, these ladies are our finest. The blonde is Amanda and the brunette is Elizabeth. They are sisters," answered the older lady.

Marc, Patrick, Amanda and Elizabeth walked into a room together. Amanda shut the curtain. Elizabeth looked unsure of actually being there.

"Who do you want?" Marc asked Patrick. "I kind of want Elizabeth. I like that innocent look she's got."

"I will take Elizabeth, thank you," Patrick answered.

Patrick grabbed Elizabeth's hand. "Hi, Elizabeth," he responded, looking into her scared eyes.

"You're...Patrick, right?" she asked.

"Yes, I am."

~*~*Lyndsay~*~* EvErYBoDy KnOwS I Am On A NaTuRaL HiGh!!!! "If Glenda tries to take it away from you, I will defend you." - Patrick, June 20, 2001. (Glenda was gonna take away my Tigger that was for my friend!) "You are my new best friend!"- Marc, August 22, 2001 (about my shirt I had made for them) Me: "Whoa! You aren't wearing boots!" Patrick: "I know a shocker uh?" Me: "Yeah, it is." Him: "You've been watching the CD-Rom uh?" Me: "Yep!" ~~June 20, 2001

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(4/1/02 8:07 pm)
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" well u just sit down right there ok"
" umm" Patrick panicked " um um ok" he sat on the car while she got in front of him and did a lil dance.
" you like that huh?" she asked as she unzipped her bra
" omg!" Patrick said as he covered his eyes " your almost naked!"
The young gurl placed the bra back on " Patrick"
Pat wouldnt let go of his hands 2 his eyes " what"
" i'm zipped up"
" u sure" he let out a lil sigh.
" yeah"
" ok" he let loose of his hands and placed it on his legs
" the point of me being here is for u 2 see me"
" i can see u fine... do i need 2 pull out my glasses"
" no! for you 2 see me naked"
" oOo no" he said a lil unsure " i think i have 2 call my mom up first i think she would want to know about this" He got up and walked 2 the phone
" no no no!"Elizabeth ran 2 the phone " u sit down... and then after when everything is done u can tell ur mom ok ?"

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(4/1/02 8:35 pm)
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"uhh..yeah I guess, but please no nakedness" Pat said so terrified
"the reason you are ear is to see me naked and in your case to get exposed to seeing girls naked cuz you look scared" Elizabeth said
"no no...i don't even know you"
"yes you do my name is Elizabeth and that's all you need to know"
Elizabeth moved closer to patrick and started to undo her bra again. She held patrick's arms down.
Patrick closed his eyes.
"ohhh Miss please i don't know you......ahhhhh"
"shhh ok! what do u want to know?"
"what do you do for a living?" Pat asked seriously
"i do this for a living?"
"what do u mean this?"
"let's see how can i put this...umm....I Entertain people"
"really? do u sing, act, or do other things?"

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(4/1/02 9:44 pm)
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" are u seriously askin me that question"
" yea i just asked u didnt i? ... duh? cant u hear?" he said in a serious but funny way. Even though he sounded kinda rude the the gurl the gurl couldnt help but laugh.
" ok ok..." she giggled " well not exactly"
" well then what"
" ok u can say like... a .... show gurl?"
" show gurl? whats that?"
She giggled " why do u have 2 ask questions why cant we just do this so i can get my daily pay and get out of her" she mooped but with a hint of a smile

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(4/1/02 10:40 pm)
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"u get paid here?" to do what?" pat asked
"o my! ok i get paid to 'play' with people"
"play? really? cn i play with you?"
"yes! that's why u and I are here! and that's why i am going to get naked..so we can 'play'"
"don't get naked! we cn play with your clothes on..so what are we playing card games?? i like goldfish!! or maybe monopoly!" Pat said happily

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(4/1/02 11:04 pm)
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Elizabeth let in and out a breath and shook her head. "Patrick, how old are you?"
"21...oooooh can we play 21?" Patrick asked.
She closed her eyes. "Why did I go with you?"
"Because you wanted to play with me!"
"Patrick, I play with other things."
"Like what?"
"I play with..body parts. I can please you while I play with you."
"Please me? How?"
"Patrick, let me put it this way - I am paid to...@#%$ you."
He got off the bed. "@#%$ ME?! You mean make love to me?"
She shook her head again. "Yes, Patrick, and you CANNOT tell your mother about this. I am not the type you can bring home to your mother."
"Really? You seem like a nice girl to me!"
"PATRICK!!! CAN WE PLEASE @#%$?!"
He covered his ears and closed his eyes. "I can't hear this kind of language! My mommy told me it was bad!"
She got off the bed and yelled out of the room "CAN SOMEONE FIND ME A DECENT MAN TO @#%$ PLEASE?!"
"I'm sorry, Elizabeth. I just get scared. I want to get to know you better. Can we do that instead of @#%$?"
She smiled at him. "Well, since you are cute..I guess I can get to know you."
"I promise I will pay you..I just need someone to talk to."
"Patrick, I have to admit. I don't like this whole entire..whore house thing. Think you can get me out?"

~*~*Lyndsay~*~* EvErYBoDy KnOwS I Am On A NaTuRaL HiGh!!!! "If Glenda tries to take it away from you, I will defend you." - Patrick, June 20, 2001. (Glenda was gonna take away my Tigger that was for my friend!) "You are my new best friend!"- Marc, August 22, 2001 (about my shirt I had made for them) Me: "Whoa! You aren't wearing boots!" Patrick: "I know a shocker uh?" Me: "Yeah, it is." Him: "You've been watching the CD-Rom uh?" Me: "Yep!" ~~June 20, 2001

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(4/1/02 11:30 pm)
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"yeah!! I'll help you..we'll go on a mission to get you out" Patrck said
"ok thank you"
They sat down first! To Talk.
"so patrick i'm guessing your a virgin?"
"what do u mean by virgin?? oh wait by friend Marc explained everything to me! yes i am a virgin!"
"i figured that!"
"well you don't have to be mean about it..i wanna wait until I'm married that's what my mommy said i should wait to have kids"
"first of all you don't necessarily have to have kids when you have sex and second do u always do what your mom tell you to do?"
"yes! my mommy is very smart and I believe everything she tells me"
"so if your mother tells you to jump off a bridge will you?"
"ummm..that's hard b/c will someone catch me and save me?"
"omg!! i'm sorry patrick but i think you need help"
"help?? in what?" i went to school i passed!!! I never failed b/c my mommy wouldn't be happy then"
"here we go again with your MoMmY!!"

LuVz,
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(4/1/02 11:50 pm)
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"hey but seriously whats so wrong about my mommy"
" nothing fo get it i'm leavin"
" but HEY!!! u promised me a game of battle ship!" he placed his hands on his hips, pucked his lips and his eye brows faced down.
" Patrick.... dont give me that puppy look"
" but but u promised "
" ok ok fine... i could never give that face up... but hey man i thought we were gonna get out of here"
" oOo ok... yeah i can take u 2 my house"
" hey sounds like a plan 2 me" she said with an evil grin
" no! we cant do the nasty... unless u wanna get married!" he smiled happily
"PATRICK!!!.... marriage! we only meet like what... an hour ago not even"
" fine i understand... my mommy told me that gurls would turn me down" he weaped
" no no we arent gettin married.... u can work that face all u want but marriage is just 2 much"

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(4/2/02 12:10 am)
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"Hey, Patrick?" Elizabeth asked, trying to find something to hit him with.
"Yes, Elizabeth?"
"Can you please -?" She hit him with a frying pan. "Where the hell did I find a stupid frying pan?"
He fell on the bed but them woke up. "Where am I?" he asked.
"You are in a whore house, Patrick."
"Who are you?"
"My name is Elizabeth."
He looked her up and down. "Damn gurl you are looking HOT!"
She got a confused look on her face. "Excuse me?"
"Screw my mother..I wanna screw you!"
He threw her on the bed and took off his clothes.
"So are you gonna stop talking about your mother?"
"Yes, I will I promise!"



~*~*Lyndsay~*~* EvErYBoDy KnOwS I Am On A NaTuRaL HiGh!!!! "If Glenda tries to take it away from you, I will defend you." - Patrick, June 20, 2001. (Glenda was gonna take away my Tigger that was for my friend!) "You are my new best friend!"- Marc, August 22, 2001 (about my shirt I had made for them) Me: "Whoa! You aren't wearing boots!" Patrick: "I know a shocker uh?" Me: "Yeah, it is." Him: "You've been watching the CD-Rom uh?" Me: "Yep!" ~~June 20, 2001

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(4/2/02 12:17 am)
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Patrick was in his way of making love to Elizaeth when Marc walked in the room
"Damn Man can u like leave i'm in the middle of some piece of @$$"
" WOAH! sorry man... but Pat man i thought u would never let loose... what she do 2 u"
" i dont know and i dont care can u leave" Patrick leaned over and grabbed his shoe and hit Marc against the head...
" DUDE! u didnt have 2 through ur prepy @$$ shoe man... those things have heals"
"GET OUT!!!" Pat yelled

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(4/2/02 1:55 pm)
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Elizabeth got up. "What happened to Amanda, Marc? That is your name right?"
Marc perked up. "Your sister is too...rough for me. Besides, I like you better." He grabbed for her.
"Get the hell away from me!" She pushed him away from her.
He threw a fit, hand arm thing and all. "I want a piece of Elizabeth's @$$ too dammit!"
"You gotta learn that when a woman says no, she means no, stupid!" Patrick pushed him off the bed and pulled Elizabeth back on.
Marc started a bigger fit while crying on the floor. "PLEASE PATRICK, CAN WE SHARE ELIZABETH?!"
"NO!" Both Elizabeth and Patrick yelled.
Marc got on his knees. "Please, Elizabeth, your sister wouldn't take me! I'm really horny!"
"Patrick, do you mind?" Elizabeth asked Patrick.
"A threesome? Sounds good to me, baby!" Patrick answered.

~*~*Lyndsay~*~* EvErYBoDy KnOwS I Am On A NaTuRaL HiGh!!!! "If Glenda tries to take it away from you, I will defend you." - Patrick, June 20, 2001. (Glenda was gonna take away my Tigger that was for my friend!) "You are my new best friend!"- Marc, August 22, 2001 (about my shirt I had made for them) Me: "Whoa! You aren't wearing boots!" Patrick: "I know a shocker uh?" Me: "Yeah, it is." Him: "You've been watching the CD-Rom uh?" Me: "Yep!" ~~June 20, 2001

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(4/4/02 11:53 pm)
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" oOo no no no no" Marc said at an instent " i dont do threesomes... only with gurls..!" He said being serious
" come on marc... i thought u wanted me" Elizabeth said with sexapeal.
" oOo" he said getting a lil edgy

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(4/5/02 9:16 pm)
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"so what do u say?" Elizabeth asked
"uhhh..dang gurl i really want ya..bad, but not with Patrick!"
"why not? he sounds like he can be fun to get freaky with and you are a bonus..so" "u don't wanna be missing this!!" Elizabether said gettin on him and giving him a preview of what can happen!

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(4/5/02 9:34 pm)
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" damn man cant i wait until like u finish here with him... i'll pay u extra"
" nope cant i have a appointment!"
" come on.... fine as long as i dont have 2 .... touch him!"
" fine with me" she smiled

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(4/6/02 8:11 pm)
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" i wont i wont i just want her so badly i'ma block u out as much as i can" PAt said as he thought of the fact about Marc being naked near him " and the fact of u being naked near me just scares the f*ck out of me" PAt said as she shaked out the thought of Marc

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"Are you sure you want to do this? I mean.. I want YOU, but i definitely don't want him... " -Marc said still a lil' unsure.
"It'll be fun... I promise..."- Elizabeth said looking at marc licking her lips...
"If you promise... and DON'T TELL ANYONE bout this Patrick... " Marc said...

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(4/9/02 12:41 pm)
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"well I might have to tell me priest...." patrick said
"But you're not catholic!"
"Yeah but I think I'll feel the need to confess after this cause i don't think my mommy would be proud of her only sonny doing something freaky like this." Patrick said "I'll ask ben for the name of a good priest."
Elizabeth smiled "Hey i have a great priest i go to to confess! You can use him!'
"okay thanks Lizzie!" can i call you lizzie?"
"sure babe whatever you want...its your money."
"great than you can call me patty!"
"And you can call me marky!" Marc said in a baby voice. "can we get this party started already?!"
"okay! Lets do this!" Elizabeth squealed. she was abnormally excited. she got to screw two fine men at the same time and get paid for it. life was good.

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Elizabeth stripped down the guys.
" Woah... never had 2 guys @ the same time in awhile!"she whispered " it makes me really kinky"
" oOo baby" Marc moaned " i like kinky" he tryed 2 hold in his bust out of words as she gently touched his inner thighs.

~ haha i dont know need help her ppl haha

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(4/28/02 9:06 pm)
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"oh i like that" marc said
Then out of nowhere Patrick....
"come on baby!! i'm feeling really good right now"
"man! you just ruined the moment" marc said
"not or me" Elizabeth said giggling


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" just... quiet pat dont talk" Marc said discusted
" no you dont talk i'm havin fun"
" well i want 2 have fun 2!"
" well then shut up!"
" no you shut up"
" HEY HEY HEY!" Elizabeth yelled " y dont u both shut up and pay attention"

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'shut up!'Patrick yelled, feeling really annoyed...
'ah....you shut up!'
They kept arguing and didn't hear Elizabeth. She felt damn pissed off and shrieked, 'Man!!!! I'm getting tired of this sh*t!'
Marc and Pat heard her, and looked up.
Elizabeth was looking at them with a murderous eyes and her nostrills were flaring out of anger.
'Enough of this f*ckin' business!' she yelled. She was quite fed up with them and ruffled her hair out of irritation.
To the guys surprise, her hair came off and fell.
'What?!' Marc blurted out. 'You wear a wig?'
'Erm.....'Elizabeth was speehless and felt embarrassed at the same time.
Patrick noticed something protuding from her chin.
'What's this thing?' Pat asked playfully and attempted to pull it off. Elizabeth was caught surprised and didn't have time to react immediately.
The thing on her face came off as Patrick pulled it free. Elizabeth gave a wild scream.
Marc and Pat were concentrating on the thingy rather than Elizabeth.
'Oh my gawd...this is like the holes for the eyes.....'Marc whispered in awe.
'Wow....she's wearing a mask....creepy....Hey Elizab.....' Both of them looked up but Patrick paused abruptedly when they saw her. Marc's eyes bulged out from their sockets.
Both Pat and Marc let out a destructive scream....'arghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Totally shocked, Marc and Pat hugged each other tightly.
Elizabeth dived under the blanket.
Marc realised what he was doing and let go of Patrick....he took a frying pan and hit her head buried under seas of blanket. 'Ouch!!!!'
Patrick pulled her out and slumped her on the chair.
'What didja think you're doin?' Marc yelled. He was digusted by what he saw.....
'J!!!! Are yu crazie dressin' up like a woman?????'Pat asked angrily.

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