Nonsense Contest: Redux!
I'm not going to lose this time! My comp will work through-out. Anywho...
If a salami barked at the moon would the moon bark back with such force that it'd destroy the old lady walking across the street?
Dragonlife3 Doctor DL3 Mystic Red Dragon Fire-breathing Fanficker
Posts: 271
(1/12/03 12:28 am) Reply
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no you ninny cause we ALL know that new grandma's have anti bark fields made of chicken feathers pasted with faygo, but its not to say he'll be destracted by the cow snacking upon the salami and forget to turn on his shield of sheepand chicked feathers.
Necomancer01 Master Pacifist King of Nonsense Contests Responisble for Vegas' Undead
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(1/12/03 9:25 pm) Reply
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fools! your arrogance will be the death of it! and it is all powerful and has a limp!...ZOMFIES! ARG!
Re: OK, throwing my hat in.
The large pancreas that falls from the sky on blue moons will destroy all the non believers of The Great Almighty Pancreas.
EDIT: Fixed a spelling error... I am the only Allmighty... everything else uses correct spelling.
But why hit me with the padding that exsists in the foam of softness that is so hard on pads but soft on other such things and diamands can't cut them let they bring death and destruction due to their goodness of cheese.
Bahamut: ............*grabs hammer and hits the writer*
The critic of FAGG, and don't forget it.
Co-Writer of Bloodlines, and Spork better not forget that.
Creator of Sky Lance, the baddest character to ever be created in FAGG, and I wish I could forget it. Oh, and he's copyrighted, too.
Re: Nonsense Contest: Redux!
If you copyright something would that truely mean that you can copy and right it later without permission? Why do you park in driveways and drive in parkways?
Dragonlife3 Doctor DL3 Mystic Red Dragon Fire-breathing Fanficker
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(1/14/03 3:59 pm) Reply
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now why would i speaking to you when i saw the cat the other day? really, that cat had some bad ass ninja skill, hooooooooooo hah! i don't know why you think you got the nonsense skill when all your making is nonsense, cheese!
Re: Nonsense Contest: Redux!
While I was yodeling to the baker on Funday, he tripped on his own cheese and was set ablaze by the towering inferno of beef.
Dragonlife3 Doctor DL3 Mystic Red Dragon Fire-breathing Fanficker
Posts: 278
(1/14/03 8:25 pm) Reply
*clears throught*
Yeah! i saw that flaming cow inferno, spectactular sight it was to see a sheep fly 350 miles into the sky, landing on a cat, the dog that was talking to the cat went gah? and ran home to his heffer, the heffer said yo? and ran home to his cat, where the cat scratched his horns on the wall and did a back flip-ubertwist, and landed on his front hoofs, then back kicked a young kid into a old dude, that smacked into a young lady with a kid, the kid cryied and fell up into the sky
Necomancer01 Master Pacifist King of Nonsense Contests Responisble for Vegas' Undead
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(1/14/03 9:12 pm) Reply
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If i had a penny for everytime i heard that id have a penny right now
Re: Nonsense Contest: Redux!
If the lop-sided platypus fell over in the middle of the raining ocean, whould you notice the ripples of his fat as he floated towards the sky?
Maul-wielding Maniac Slave to pR0n Defender of Love and-a Peace-a!
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(1/16/03 10:11 pm) Reply
...............*Moans in dispair*
.....we shall set fire to the meatloaf and then the sour gummies will flurish in the land of seltrer and melted cheese.....then i shall rule that potato with my big toe of the dogs of war.... the blood thirst bush shall eat colored sand globes and fill the empty goggles of pee...
Dragonlife3 FAGG's Resident Cop Da Draconic Lurve Doc He Who Resides in Flames
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(1/17/03 4:47 pm) Reply
*thinks*
hm.....I shall pee on the fire imp! but my size isn't porpiotanete to the distance, i couldn't get the arc up to see hte imp, so i threw my hammer at it, it melted into it's skull....WHO'S GOING CHICKEN HUNTIN', WE'S GOING CHICKEN HUNTING!!!!
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THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THE OFFICIAL FAGG COP, AND YOUR POST IS HERE CAUSE I SAID SO..
Rurik: shut up....
sorry..
Necomancer01 Master Pacifist King of Nonsense Contests Responisble for Vegas' Undead
Posts: 221
(1/17/03 10:04 pm) Reply
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You better lose yourself in the music
you own it
you better never let it go
you only have one shot
do not miss your chance to blow
cause oppurtunity comes once in a life time
*rinse, repeat, lather*
Bahamut: Please die a painful death
You rock!
Bahamut: Eh? I said to die a painful death and you say "I rock"? Why can't you be more like him.
Sky: 'Cause you insult, not threaten,
Bahamut: Oh.
The critic of FAGG, and don't forget it.
Co-Writer of Bloodlines, and Spork better not forget that.
Creator of Sky Lance, the baddest character to ever be created in FAGG, and I wish I could forget it. Oh, and he's copyrighted, too.
Necomancer01 Master Pacifist King of Nonsense Contests Responisble for Vegas' Undead
Posts: 222
(1/18/03 4:04 am) Reply
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I eat bats...pink ringwraiths forever!
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