indicaspice420
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(3/27/03 1:05 pm)
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OVERDUE CANADIAN APOLOGY
Overdue Canadian Apology
Canadian Apology to the United States of America
Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22
Minutes CBC Television:
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer
an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for
that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like
you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we
have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the
war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was
different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
Thank you.
A friend of mine sent this to me. She had it posted on a community on msn but took it down for fear of offending anyone. The views aren't mine nor are they hers. and while I may agree with some of what is being said, I mean no offence to anyone.
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