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Ryota Kenkaku
MBV Member Posts: 20 (3/16/03 8:53 pm) Reply |
Observations by Stragomon Man it's been awhile since I did a fic for this place. Let's see if I'm still any good. The scene opens to Stragomon sitting by a movie player. Stragomon: Greetings, I am Stragomon, and since I've been to the Real World I have seen some REALLY stupid shit. I'm sorry but you humans really SHOW you only use 10% of your brains. *Camera man starts crying* Stragomon: ^^;; Ehehheee..Sorry. Anyway, onto the shows! Observation 1: Seiken Kitan can do many a thing. Grasping concepts so simple a Wormmon could do 'em is not one of them. Seiken walks into a kitchen, holding a box nonchalantly. Seiken: Hn. Instant pudding. Shouldn't he hard. "Put two cups milk in a container". Seiken grabs a bottle of milk and pours in the exact amount. Seiken: Pour in contents and stir with a wisk. *pours in the bag* Now where do I find a wisk...bingo. Seiken begins stirring quickly, and the container explodes from multiple friction burns. Seiken: ..*curses under his breath* *grabs another box* Let's try this again... 500 diffrent friction burns and 600 different packs of instant pudding later.... Hours later, the fire fighters are about done dousing the multiple fires, and dark brown goo has covered almost everything. Seiken was trying not to cuss out the riot police that were interrogating him. Seiken: I told you already, I'm not a bioweaponry terrorist, I was making instant pudding!!!! Tai's hair isn't just big, it's a whole nother dimension. Matt: Tai hurry up! We're gonna be late! Tai: Hold on, we're almost done. Matt: ...*looks around* Um..."we're"? Tai: Oh, you have a split end? I'll help you with that. Matt: O_O;;; Ok..and Tk says I'm obsessed with my hair. Tai your hair looks the same whatever you do with it! Tai: Not true! Yesterday it was 40 degrees to the left. Matt: *falls back onto his bed* Oh dear lord Trin's never gonna let me hear the end of this. Tai: Get back in there! I don't care if you're lost! Matt: ....ok, I'll bite. *goes into the bathroom* Tai what's goi-AH! Sticking out of Tai's hair was..Ash Ketchum?! Ash: Are you sure you didn't see Pikachu? Tai: I'm positive now get back in there, you're messing up my locks! Ash sinks back into the mass of brown Tai called hair as Matt grew paler than Devimon. Matt: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! Tai: ^_^ What? You act like you've never seen a Pokemon Trainer. Matt: T_T;; I haven't. What do they do anywa-Waitaminute I don't care about the kid I wanna know why the kid came outta your hair!!! Tai: ^_^ What? That? Before Matt could speak again, another figure came out of his hair. Yugi Mutou: Um..this isn't the Shadow Realm is it? Tai: Look below that tan line where my goggle strap used to be. Yugi: ^_^ Thank you! *sinks back in* Tai: ^_^ Nice kid. He really needs to work up the courage to ask out that Anzu girl though, eh Matt? Matt? Matt: *has fainted* Tai: Strange...Meh. *begins combing out his hair again* There is a thin line between being a fangirl, and being Jun. Skittle sat on a bench in the Odaiba Police Station looking embarassed. Jun came to sit next to her. Skit: Jun! What're you doing here? Jun: ^_^ A little thing. What about you, you don't seem like the arrested type. Skit: Yeah well.... Jun: ^_^ Tell me all about it. Skit: Well ya see, Trent and Matt were performing at that new club and I kinda went nuts and jumped him before they were gonna do the fourth song of the evening. ^^; Guess I lost my head. Anyway things got nuts, the cops tried to grab me and I sweep kicked him into the bar, ran out and swiped some person's moped and led a hectic chase down a highway. Really stupid I know, I guess the adrenaline got the best of me. Jun: WOW! ^_^ I'm on my third strike for doing that! Except I usually use a trailer truck to make a getaway. Skit: ...*stares* .......*sobs into her hands* Jun: What? What? .. Stragomon: As I said, you people do some STUPID crap. Ah well, no one ever said you were perfect. This is Stragomon, and you're all a bunch of idi-GACK!!!! Seiken: *strangling him* >_< CALL ME AN IDIOT WILL YOU?!?!!?!?! Stragomon: *teleports out of his grasp and runs for his dear life* YOU BLEW UP A HOUSE!!!!!! Seiken: >_< *doesn't listen as he chases him with his zanbatou* ~fin~ Erst wenn die Wolken schlafen gehen |
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Nene 
 Posts: 442 (3/16/03 9:14 pm) Reply |
Re: Observations by Stragomon
*LMFAO*
AHAHA!!! whats sad is all that stuff is like.. true.. o____O It's great to see yaah back Cam! XD!  Hahaha... We're watching yoo... Base for Dolls gotten Here. "Shoot 'em up again boys! Aeris is comin' back on the screen!" -Skittle Sama |
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