Oi!

<Making sure his helm is pulled down tight around Smorri's drunken flailing>
Welcome! Pull up a stool and grab yer horn! There's still a keg or two around here somewhere!

<wanders to the back looking for a keg to tap>

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Smorri Nosebiter Clan Member Posts: 1 (10/3/02 9:55 pm) Reply	Oi! Oi!! Let Smorri introduce himself… I’m Smorri… dats ‘SMO - Double ORR- E’ for any rockheaded trolls dat happen ta be readin dis( like dey could… Ha! ). Anyway, Smorri gotta hurry cause Smorri’s spending too much drinkin money on getting dis Wizard ta send dis to ya. Now some of ya might have read about Smorri’s more famous brother. Sure he got da Fame, but Smorri got da Brains, Fightin Kabilities, Meakness and Good Looks! And if'n ya don't know about ma brother... den good! And don't ask! Cause Smorri don't talk about him! So der!! Where was Smorri? Oh ya... So all da time these wobbled kneed Manlings are always saying " Oh Smorri! You're such a great warrior! Pleassssseeee join our guild!", and dem wee blue critters keep sayin "Smorri! You're our idol!", and dose Troll Ox's are sayin "Huh?". But Smorri can't be everything to everyone. I know. I know. Ya's sayin "Smorri! these folks worship you!". Smorri knows. But Smorri must follow his tummy! So der! Dats all cleared up! Where was Smorri? Oh ya... So Smorri would have ta say "Nay young followers, Smorri cannot join your knitting club! Smorri is saving himself for the perfect Guild. One that is 'all' Dwarf and 'all' Drunk". Unless it was a Troll, den Smorri say "Rabbit!" and dey run away. Now don't think Smorri is all deep thoughts! Smorri likes his fun! If'n it be drinkin wit his fellow Dwarfs, spendin some quality time insultin Trolls or vendalatin, murderatin and general decaffinatin beasties wot need killin... Smorri has dat sensitive side. Now dat cleared up too! So in conclusion... ahem... Smorri would like ta say to his new Guild mates... Thanks for havin Smorri and remember... When ya fight by Smorri's side... Ya best be drunk! Cause Smorri will be! WooHoo!!
Broast Clan Member Posts: 38 (10/4/02 3:46 pm) Reply	Re: Oi! <Making sure his helm is pulled down tight around Smorri's drunken flailing> Welcome! Pull up a stool and grab yer horn! There's still a keg or two around here somewhere! <wanders to the back looking for a keg to tap>
Hilgi Clan Elder Posts: 102 (10/4/02 9:34 pm) Reply	Re: Oi! Hiyas Smorri! Well, seems ya got an all dwarven, mostly drunk warclan. The ale flows freely around here, but dont worry bout a short supply. Ozardinn keeps the place well stocked with full kegs. <appears lost in thought, muttering about "brothers?" She shrugs and raises a toast to the new recruit> ~Hilgi
Svorbjogi Clan Elder Posts: 59 (10/20/02 9:16 am) Reply	Re: Oi! Smorri Smorri Smorri...You have found yer home here. Now pass that ale over here. Svorbjogi Thunderson Son of Thor 42nd season
Gashe Clan Member Posts: 10 (10/30/02 11:45 pm) Reply	Re: Oi! Soooo, ye think ye can get me troll tossin belt! we will see about that!

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