Kreysherd
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(1/21/06 10:21 pm)
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Ready, aim... (joke)
Post reply, if you can, because reading what people think is just so much fun
A Vicar and his friend, Colin were playing golf.
Colin misses a 3 foot putt and yells, "God damn it i, missed the bugger!" and the vicar says, "If you keep saying that then God will punish you."
Next hole Colin misses a 2 foot putt and says "God damn it i, missed the bugger!" and the vicar says, "ONE more time Colin, and God will punish you!"
Then Colin misses a one foot putt and "GOD DAMN IT!!! I MISSED THE BUGGER!"
Suddenly clouds form overhead. God comes down from Heaven and strikes the Vicar dead with a bolt of thunder.
God says, "God damn it, I Missed the bugger!"
Liberate your mind
You motherfucker, you’re so narrow-minded
So narrow-minded
Liberate your mind
Now motherfucker, will you liberate your mind
This time
Bold motherfucker
Don’t limit your mind
Can;t you see that the pace
Has fallen behind
All the hate in your heart
Will be leaving you blind
So bold motherfucker
Don’t you limit your mind
This time
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting. i
Out of zion shall come forth a law
And the word of the lord from jerusalem
Nation shall not raise sword against nation
And they shall not learn war anymore
For the mouth of the lord hath spoken
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
Still awaiting
Disturbed - Liberate Edited by: Kreysherd at: 1/22/06 8:14 am
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