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Dagrus Mishima
 Posts: 895 (11/4/01 9:06 pm) Reply |
Real World: Odaiba The comedy king returns in this realistic fic...riiight. ____________________________________________________ Constantine: This is a story.. Dagrus: Of twelve students from Odaiba Japan.. Duo: Trapped with eachother in one house.. Trin: Where we stop acting nice. Kcrix: And start acting real. Seiken: This is the Real World: Odaiba. Other Six: HEY! We wanted to say something! ____________________________________________________ Dagrus, Constantine, Tallpanzer, Seiken, Trin, Kcrix, Gabby, Duo, Aubrey, Jamie, Daisuke, and Kari are escorted to a large house. Once inside they go into the living room to decide on who beds with who. Constantine: Okay, now all we have to do is pick names out of a hat. Shouldn't be too hard. Gabby: So where do we get the hat? The group looks at Evahn. Tall: What? What? *realizes* OH HELL NO. Seiken: Just give us the damned hat. It won't be cursed. Tall: *grips his hat like a baby* Trin: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!! *swipes the hat out of Evahn's hands faster than you can say TriGun* Tall: O_O Trin: Come on Connie! Constantine: *ahem* Right. Now, just pick a slip of paper and we'll be done. Everyone put their hands in and grabbed a slip, then Tall reclaimed his hat glared at Trinity like she violated his sacred treasure, which his hat was...O_o;;; Constantine: *smile is ripped off of his face* What in Merlin's name... Duo: ^_^ Hey Connie! We're roomies!! Constantine: ............... Duo: You there dude? *waves hand in front of his face* Aubs: He's in shock! Dagrus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Jamie: What?!? What?!? Dagrus face turns pale as he shows everyone his slip of paper. On the slip is the name "Kcrix". Kcrix: &#(*#(*_!!!!!!! Dagrus: Screw this! I refuse to stay in a room with her!! Constantine: We signed a contract. No leaving. Kcrix: ARGH!!! >_< Jamie gulped as she read her paper. Gabby: *grins* You gots me. Jamie: *nods and grumbles* Seiken: Looks like i'm roomed with ...*twinge* Trinity. Tallpanzer; I have Aubrey. Aubrey: WHAT?!?! Then that means.. Aubrey Maxwell looked at Daisuke with fear. On his slip of paper was the name Kari. Aubs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Kari: *turns pale* Oh goody.... The group seperated into their quarters and unpacked. ********************************************** Dagrus: Okay, fate must have a sniper rifle pointed at me. If you don't know by now, Kcrix and I hate eachother's guts, and now we have to LIVE together. I'm not guaranteeing Kay's gonna have a sister by the end of this thing. Gabby: I hate being in the same room with Anya. She has all these friggin' shrines and plushies. I mean, how would you feel if you had Xellos doll the size of yer head staring at you the entire night? Seiken: I'm trapped in a room with my first crush, and to add insult to injury, she has all these Yamato posters hanging around the room, on BOTH sides. This is going to be a painful 2 months indeed. Tallpanzer: I'm actually afraid for one of the few tiems in my life. Aubrey is having a fit to end all fits. She's been screaming about Hikari making a move on Daisuke, though I doubt she would...but you know, seclusion does the strangest things to a person. Kari: Okay, this bites. Daisuke keeps looking at me for some reasona nd it's driving me mad!! He better not be getting any ideas... Daisuke: I'm in a crisis. The first crush of my life is in the same room I'm in, and my current girlfriend is in the room next to mine! This is pressure to new heights. Should I be faithful, or go after my dream?! ARGH!!! My head hurts..*wimper* ********************************************** Day 5 Dagrus and Kcrix are getting into the tenth fight that afternoon. This time Kcrix is shooting fireballs while Dagrus fires chi bolts. Jamie almost faints when she sees Gabby going through her shrines and taking some of the pictures. As for the Kari, Daisuke, Aubrey triangle, Daisuke and Kari were in the backyard garden planting flowers..while Aubrey was hanging from a window watching them. Constantine was trying to lose Duo in the house, but the plucky Gundam pilot was always one step ahead of him, with a copy of Dead or Alive 3. ********************************************** Kcrix: GOD! I'd maim the producer but we all signed a "No Kill" contract. Dammit! I'd strangle him in his sleep if I didn't sign that accursed thing! Jamie  AMN THAT GABRIELLE!! She actually had the nerve to go into my shrines! All my beautiful pictures..my Ken's..my Dies' all my bishie and she won't give em' baaaaackk!! *cries*Aubrey; That Kamiya girl is up to something, I just know she's up to something, I just know it! She's trying to steal my Daisuke for herself! Duo: I don't know what's with Connie-baka. He won't even play a video game for god sakes. What a downer. Constantine: I know he is Trinity and Aubrey's brother, but by the gods he is annoying. He never shuts up and he never quits with his video games. When will he understand I have more important things to do? ********************************************** Day 6 The house is rocked with a mountain shattering shriek. ********************************************** Trin: I've never seen Connie so pissed off before. I mean, he was so ticked he couldn't even summon a lightning bolt like he usually did. I think I was actaully scared. Aubrey: Duo crossed the molecular string that's Connie's patience. I mean, his face was blood red. I think this is the first time I've been actually afraid of him. Constantine: THAT INSENSITIVE, LACK BRAINED INFIDEL!!!! I left the house for an HOUR to pick up a CD I ordered from a store, and I come back to find all of my belonging strewn about the floor as if they were common garbage! And what for praytell? SO HE COULD INSTALL HIS GOD FORSAKEN STEREO SYSTEM!!!! >_< My books, my clothes, my lab equipment, my pictures, my sketches, EVERYTHING!! I swear to the almighty that he dies!! Duo: I dunno what's with Connie. So I moved some of his stuff when I brought in my stereo. He should appreciate good music, and the bass is bitchin'! ^_^ ********************************************** Day 10 Dagrus and Kcrix finally broke. In the backyard the two go into a massive fight, breaking whole houses in two. Dagrus: DIE BITCH!! Kcrix: YOU FIRST YOU BASTARD!! I'LL WIPE THE STREETS WITH YOUR HEAD!!! Dagrus: Blue Dragon Tempest!! Kcrix: Flash Crusher!!! ...... ********************************************** Duo: WOO HOO!!! DUDE!! That was THE fight!! I mean, I don't get battles liek that in Deathscythe!! It was like, DBZ, Slayers, Generator Gawl, Tales of Eternia, Magic Knight Rayearth, and Fist of the North Star all in one!! Man, Dagrus can fight!! Too bad for KCrix though... Jamie: MAN!! Kcrix got beaten like hell!! I mean, Dag was pulling off combo after combo! He looked evil, I swear it! Constantine: Mishima always said he's never hit a girl but he can't say the same about a bitch. I guess you could say Ms. Mishen fit that catagory. All to well actually. Gabby: Daggy can fight for real! I always thought he was weak since he wouldn't fight me, but he fought KCRIX! A biiger bitch than I am! I guess he thinks I'm a lady..I always thought he was a cuite. ^_^ Dagrus: She was asking for it. *cracks his knuckles* Her face will swell down eventually, but her teeth may take awhile. Hey, at least my Kcrix problems are over. ********************************************** Due to Kcrix being beaten stupid, a new member had to be obtained. Day 12 The group waits at the door waiting for the new recruit, only to be shot with fright. Gabby and Jamie clung to Dagrus in fear while Kari and Aubs went to Daisuke. Jun: HIIIII!!! Group: SHe goes to your room! Dagrus: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ********************************************** Dagrus: Dear god, this is worse than KcrixBitch. I swear, Jun keeps looking at me with this lecherous grin, it scares the @#%$ outta me. She's always making come ons and trying to get me in bed with her. I thought she liked Matt!! Jun: Since Mattie isn't here I go for the next cute guy! The Constantine guy is too serious and that Kite guy or whatever his name is has this freaky scar. The boy with the hat seems to keep falling out windows to. Duo is related to Trin so screw him. Besides, I've heard Daggy is great in bed! Gabby: Poor Dag. He looks so freaked out these days. Maybe some tea will ease him...and some vodka. Trin: BAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAA!!! That Dagrus sure got screwed! I'll be laughing about this for weeks! Daisuke: Man, I feel sorry for him. Jun is in all means a bitch. Hell, everytime she sees me she insults me, then insults Kari AND Aubs! Man I wanna knock her block off! ********************************************** Day 25 Aubrey and Kari got into a fight about Daisuke, Kari of course denying she had any feelings for him. Daisuke sat on the couch thinking he was in a dream and the only thing that cuold make it better was a threesome. The two got into a bitchfight that resulted in the male Motimiya getting clocked with a vase. ********************************************** Kari: I never meant to hurt him! It was an accident! Aubs: Of course! That catwoman! She thinks if she can't have Dai-kun, then no one will...I'll fix her little red wagon... ____________________________________________________ To be cont....O_o Pimpin' ain't easy. But Jun is. --Stragomon the DigiPimp |
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EmperorConstantine
 Posts: 1573 (11/4/01 9:42 pm) Reply |
Re: Real World: Odaiba
*thunder rumbles*
Really quite good, except for the liberal use of a certain word.......... I once saw, in a dream.... |
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Jamie Anya 
 Posts: 841 (11/4/01 11:15 pm) Reply |
Re: Real World: Odaiba *laughs* Too cute! Jamie: *glares at Gabby for not letting her have her plushies and such* Of course, Jamie isn't too happy about this whole thing.  Sore wa himitsu desu! |
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Yuusha Densetsu
Cyborg with too many scars Posts: 892 (11/5/01 1:42 am) Reply |
Re: Real World: Odaiba Heh... Well Seiken is lucky that he doesn't talk much... Saves him from being humilated. Hehehe... And his huge scar over his eye also saved him from Jun!! YATA!!!!! BUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I made an invincible char that is immune to Cam's fics!!!!!!
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Tiren
 Posts: 5181 (11/5/01 2:51 am) Reply |
Re: Real World: Odaiba THAT ROCKS! But Bill, dude...you do know that Cam's going to go after you bigtime now, don't you? He will find a way. |
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Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
 Posts: 83 (11/5/01 6:11 am) Reply |
Re: Real World: Odaiba Hehehehehehe, you just cant have too many Jun bashing sessions. Go Cam!!! |
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Thunderstruk
Digital World Visitor Posts: 7 (11/5/01 11:58 am) Reply |
Re: Real World: Odaiba Kay - DAGRUS MISHIMA!!! GIT YER ASS OVER HERE!!! *pampers a mortally wounded Kcrix* |
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TALLPANZER
 Posts: 1770 (11/7/01 10:34 pm) Reply |
Re: Real World: Odaiba TALLPANZER: "They took my hat," Dear gwad I hope he doesn't go DGA in the middle of this. But my that was funny! That boy in the hat keeps falling out windows. BWA HAHAHAHAHA! TALLPANZER: "You got a better idea on how to avoid her with out killing her?" I died and never went any where. Now that is the really hell. |
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Chibimon Allstar 
 Posts: 1444 (11/9/01 6:11 pm) Reply |
Re: Real World: Odaiba Aly: *can't stop laughing* Aubrey: I never knew I could be such a noisy, mean, stubborn, jealous bitch!!! HUZZAH!! Aly: There's a first time for everything... >>;;  |
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