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TheFourMusketeers
Digital World Visitor Posts: 7 (11/8/01 11:15 pm) Reply |
'Siliconfinger' Outtakes 1st Musketeer-We have been away for awhile, have we not? 2nd Musketeer-Indeed we have, let us lighten the mood around here a bit. 3rd Musketeer-Perhaps some scenes from 'Siliconfinger' that didn't quite make the cut? 4th Musketeer-Sounds good to me. ------------------------------------------------------------ (Duncan steps out of the elevator into S' laboratory. His eyes widen as he sees S kissing the large cannon passionately.) Duncan: I don't want to know...I just don't want to know... ------------------------------------------------------------ (Siliconfinger pulls out his gun and shoots Duncan three times in his head, chest, and stomach.) Director: CUT! CUT DAMMIT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT MCCLOUD, NOT HIS STUNT DOUBLE! ------------------------------------------------------------ (Instead of pulling out his gun and shooting Duncan with it, Siliconfinger pulls a sword seemingly out of nowhere and chops off Duncan's head.) Director: CUT! MEDIC! ------------------------------------------------------------ (Duncan looks Kay in the eyes) Duncan: Kay-such a lovely name. (Kay jumps on Duncan, kissing him passionately) Director: CUT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO REJECT HIM! Kay: But he's sooooo much sexier than Dagrus. ------------------------------------------------------------ Duncan: Kay-such a lovely name. (Dagrus charges in from off-camera, brandishing his gunblade) Dagrus: DIE YOU @$$H0LE! (slash) ENEMY OF WOMEN! (kick) GET YOUR PAWS OFF MY GIRL! (stab) (Duncan dodges Dagrus' attacks) Duncan: Can I have a word with you? Dagrus: Sure, I have one for you in fact, CASTRATION! (Duncan exits with Dagrus chasing him, weilding his gunblade) ------------------------------------------------------------ (F and S sit in S' laboratory.) F: You think he'll make it back alive? (they look at each other and burst out laughing) F: Ok, when should we hold the funeral? ------------------------------------------------------------ Duncan: One martini please, stirred, not shaken? Or was that the other way around? I don't remember... ------------------------------------------------------------ (Duncan is in his room, packing when he hears a knock at the door.) Duncan: Who is it? Voice: Have you ever considered the state of your immortal soul? (Duncan pulls a gun seemingly out of nowhere [probably the same place he always keeps his sword] and fires several shots into the door. Going over to the door he opens it and looks outside) Duncan: Damn, it was just hired goons after all. ------------------------------------------------------------ (Siliconfinger pulls out a gun and prepares to shoot Duncan) Abigail: Now Dear, what have I told you about shooting the guests? Siliconfinger: But- Abigail: It's very impolite. Siliconfinger: But-but-I wanna shoot somebody! Abigail: Aurelius Siliconfinger Constantine! If you shoot this man, you can just cook for yourself for a month! Siliconfinger: Yes dear... ------------------------------------------------------------ 1st Musketeer-more to come? 2nd Musketeer-Perhaps, that depends on everyone's reaction. ------- |
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Tiren
 Posts: 5209 (11/8/01 11:32 pm) Reply |
Re: 'Siliconfinger' Outtakes
Ok, who are you people? Are you new to the board? Or are you someone I know playing a joke?
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Thunderstruk
Digital World Visitor Posts: 32 (11/9/01 8:02 am) Reply |
Re: 'Siliconfinger' Outtakes maaahh... hello?? Perhaps it is true that some things are better left be; but what of those that are wrongly left unjust? Or, what about those that feel of swift action, yet the action thence taken be far too swift? |
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