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Ran Turismo 
 Posts: 31 (11/30/01 11:52 pm) Reply |
TRIGUN BABY!!! This fic is going to star not MBV characters, but MBV RPers. This fic is dedicated to Keith(Eric) who sent me some kickass anime. TRIGUN CAST Keith - Vash the Stampede Aly - Meryll Strife Cait - Millie Thompson Jamie(Nate) - Millions Knives Bill - Wolfwood Evahn - Descartes Trigun: A Day in the Life of a Wanted Man A poster on a wall told a story... Keith the Stampede WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE 600, 000, 000 $$ Old Woman: They say Keith the Stampede is heading this way.... Old Man: Reallly?! Dear, we have to leave! Old Woman: But how do we know he's not already here?! We may be killed! Old Man: I highly doubt it! Let's run! Keith walks by, carrying his bag. Old Man: Oh hey there sonny. You may want to skiddadle! Keith the Stampede is heading this way! Keith: Oh. Really? Wow. ^_^ I'll keep that in mind. Old Man: *looks as Keith walks by* Foolish? Or Brave..? Three clouds of dust run up after Keith on strange horselike creatures. One is Millie Caitlin Parkinson, one Bill Wolfwood, and the last one a frantic Aly Strife. Aly: DANGIT KEITH! WAIT UP! Cait: Mr. Keith! Hold on a minute! Bill: DAMMIT STAMPEDE DON'T MAKE ME LASSO YOU LIKE A LIFESTOCK!! Keith: *stops in their path suddenly, making them stop cold and get thrown off by their steeds* Bill: ...>_< Keeeeeiiiiiitttthhhh!!! Aly: *huff puff* Keith! You can't just stop like that!! Keith: ^_^ *pinches her cheek cutely* You need to lighten up. Just a little dust. Aly: Correction. DUST ON WHITE!!!! Cait: ^_^;;; Senpai...calm down. People are watching us... Aly: *is too busy yelling her lungs out at at Keith to hear her* Keith: ^_^;;; Love and Peace creepy insurance lady, love and peace... Aly: >_< ARGH!!!! Cait: Those two are strange... Bill: No @#%$... MoonCrest Inn Keith: *looks around like an overactive child* OOOOOOOH!! This place is so rich looking!! O_O MINIBAR!! *runs at it like a man possessed* Aly: -_-;; oi veeeeey. Cait: *giggles and walks over to the bar* Save me a drink! Bill: ^_^ *goes his merry litle way to the bar* Aly: Oh might as well!!! The group sat down to a couple of drinks...Two hours later.. Cait: *is drunkenly giggling* LOVE AND PEACE!! Keith and Bill: *dancing around the room to Cait's ranting* Aly: ....*sweatdrop* Oh dear lord...Bartender, give us our rooms. The group was taken to a couple of nicely furnished rooms. Once inside, Aly set up her typewriter and started to work on her reports. As the town of May settled into nightfall, a cloaked figure started towards the town, looking as if he was in a drug addled state. ...Keith...I'll finally find you...... But enough about him. ?????: WHAT?!?! You can't count me out so easily!!! Watch me, booger. *camera starts to go off our mystery person* ?????: HEY! HEY! I'm sorry! Please! Dun leave me here!! I can't find the danged town without the camera to guide meeeeee!!! *AHEM!!* Elsewhere.. Thorsen: WELL? Lacky: We found im' sir! He's in the town of May. Thorsen: *smirks big-like* Excellent...Finally Keith the Stampede, you shall be punished for the pain you dealt me so long ago.... Cohort: Sir, shall we get ready your new weapons system? Thorsen: Do guns go kaboom, Cohort? Cohort: I take that as a no..*starts to walk away* Thorsen: HEY! What're you doing?! I said yes!! Cohort: No, you said no. Thorsen: I SAID DO GUNS GO KABOOM!!!??! Cohort: Yes you did, but guns go bang. Thorsen: ...*flings Cohort off of the cliff* ____________________________________________________ Next Morning Aly: *looks into Bill and Keith's room sleepily* Keith..Bill..time to wake up.... Bill: *mumble mumble* Ok Liza...one last time..but then I have tah go preach a sermon.... Aly: O_O;; BIIIIIIILLLL!!!!! Bill: AH! *falls out of bed very ungracefully* Aly: *grabs him* WHERE'S KEITH!?!?!? Bill: He's in his bed huggling that damn plushie you gave him. Aly: He's n..*blushes* He still has that? *shakes head of flighty thoughts* I mean HE'S NOT THERE!!!! Bill: *blink blink* Ok, so he's gone out somewhere. He'll be back. Now since I'm up, I think I'll going reload my cross. Aly: O_O *throws his aside and starts panicing* Ok! I'll go get freshened up, then I'll go find him! Bill, you start now searching for him. Bill: *salutes* Right boss. Aly leaves the room panicing still, while Bill stops saluting and goes back to bed. Aly: *takes off her clothes and jumps into the shower* I can't go out there not smelling nice, they might get an idea about the company..?!?!?!? Aly looks up to see Keith standing before her, looking mighty embarrassed. (Note: If you looked like this:  You'd be embarasses to. But on with the story.) Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Aly: *jumsp otu and covers herself with a towel* YOU PERVERTED FREAK!! Keith: *very shy and innocent look* What're you talking about?! I feel violated!!! Cait: *opens the door and looks in with the hangover look* Hey, I'm trying to sleep so could you keep it.......I'll leave you two alone now. *leaves* Aly: >_< GET OUT!!!! Keith: I was in here first!!! Aly: Ladies are always first! GET OUT!! The town suddenly stopped moving and looked at the window where all the unholy noise was coming from. ____________________________________________________ Thorsen: *is heading towards the town covered in a large cloak* Oh Keithy boy....you're mine..... ____________________________________________________ Keith and company finally settled at a cafe. The waiters watched in disgust as Keith, knowing full on about their fine cuisine, had decided instead to wolf down several boxes of donuts. Aly looked in disbelief as he went through five boxes in under ten seconds. Bill: *eating an omelette* Ok, could you go about 20 miles slower so I won't lose my lunch? Keith: *gobble snarf chew swallow* Cait: ^_^;; Mr. Keith sure has a healthy appetite. Aly: Healthy is not the word.... Bill: *starts noticing that people are starting to make a run for it* Funny, if they knew this was Keith the Stampede they would've tried to capture him. What's going on..? Cait: *happily eats her pancakes* ^_^ beats me. Aly: Hmm..O_O;; Cait? Cait: urum? *has her mouth full of pancake* Aly: Remember HIM?!?! Cait: hm? O_O;; *swallows her food and cowers behind Bill* Bill: Who's that mook? Aly/Cait: THORSEN!!!! Bill: Who? Aly: When we first found Keith, we thought HE was him. Bill: *sees the large cloaked figure ehading towards them* HIM? Man, you guys need glasses. Aly: *waps him* All we had were rumors! So sue us! Thorsen: KEITH THE STAMPEDE!!!!!!!! Aly: *cringes behind Keith* Keith: *looks up* Urum? *swallows his last dozen donuts* Oh, you. ^_^ Hi. So, did you ever get your arm repaired? Thorsen: *growls* You almost crippled me!! And now, I'm gonna cripple you!! Keith: .........ok? Bill: Hold on. Listen up Thorten, Horten, Horny, whatever your name is, you don't just go walkin' into a town raising hell. *takes up his cross* Now a church is right down the road. Why not go repent? Thorsen: I had no idea..thank you father.. Bill: ^_^ Go now in peace my son. Thorsen starts towards the chapel. Keith: *slips on his shades* How long do you think that'll last? Bill: He'll be coming back right about... A large bladed boomerang heads straight for the four. Bill: NOW. *grabs Cait and ducks* Keith: *grabs Aly and jumps over the boomerang as it cuts the top off of the cafe* Aly: AAAIIIIIIE!!!! *clings to Keith in fear* Keith: *lands on a roof* You may wanna stay here. Aly: I..I..*shakes her ehad* OH HELL NO!!! I'm not letting that ugly littletoad scare me off! *pulls out a pair of handguns. Keith: *pulls out the silver six shooter* Your choice. *jumps off the building as the boomerang slashes it in half* Aly was thrown clear of the building and landed right on top of Thorsen. Thorsen: AH! GIT OFF YOU SHRIMP!! Aly: *holding on for dear life* >_< NEVAH!!! Keith: *fires off a couple of shots the mess up the boomerang return mechanism* Thorsen: I'LL GET YOU YA..*presses the return switch and the boomerang twists his body up* GAAAAHHH!!!! Aly: ^_^ HAHA!! Thorsen: Snake Unit SMASH!! THorsen's cloak came off, and under it was a crap load of missiles. Aly/Keith/Bill/Cait: ......oh sherbet. The four scramble up as the missiles fly after them. Bill pulls the cloth off of his cross and fires the cannon portion of it, blowing up a few missiles. Caitlin, frantic as ever, fires off some tasers that set off another set of missiles. Keith: GUYS!!! Three: WHA..*run smack dab into a wall* Keith: ..wall. ^_^;; Thorsen: Now I got you. You'll see what happenes when..GAH!!!! The group looked at Thorsen in disbelief as his missile untis closed up. Their eyes went wider as he flew across the town and over the hills. Bill: The hell? Aly: I guess we're ok....Cait let go of my shoulder... Cait: I'M SCARED!! Aly: *sighs* Keith, you ok? Keith? The three looked at Keith with wide eyes. His eyes were glowing demon like and his grip on the silver six shooter was tightened. Keith: He's here... Aly: Who? Keith: KNIVES!! SHOW YOURSELF!!!! The group looked forward as a cloaked figure walked up to them. He removed his shrowd to reveal teh face of Corbett Knives. Corbett: *finall in this damned fiction* So Keith, we meet again... Keith: What the f**k do you want? Corbett: *smiles* Oh you know. The usual battle. Keith: FINE. *aims his gun* Corbett: *aims his* The two fire simultaneously, their bullets actually striking eachother. Knives fires his last five shots while Keith fires his last three. Three bullets deflect off of eachother while the last two head for Keith's head. Aly: KEITH!!! Keith: STAY BACK!! *converts his other hand to a gun and deflects the two bullets with his own* Corbett: you're getting good..I'll give you that much. Corbett jumps to the top of the building with Keith on his heels. The two run across town ready to shoot again when they finally reach the largest roof in it. The city hall. Corbett: Time to finish this! *converts his shooting arm into the AngelBlaster* Keith: Right! *converts his own arm into the AngelBlaster*  Keith: *charges up* Aly: Come on, we have to hurry! Cait: Senpai! We shouldn't interfere! Aly was on the verge of tears. She looked at Cait angrily. Aly: WHY THE HELL NOT!?!? Bill: *steps up* Strife, if we go up there, we stand no chance against Knives. He'll either kill us or use us as a shield. We'd only be an obstacle to Keith right now.. Aly: Keith... Keith/Corbett: FIRE!!!  The shots cancelled eachother out, but created a light strong enough to blind Corbett. The light fades minutes later, and Corbett stands alone. Corbett: hm? O_O >_<;; KEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIITHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ____________________________________________________ Aly: Keith, why didn't you keep fighting? Keith: *smiles to himself* We were using our AngelBlasters at low power. If we continued, then we'd most likely gven May the same awful fate as July. Bill: That does make sense. Cait: hai! ^_^ Keith: You can go ahead and think I'm a coward if you want. Aly: Well I should...I..should OH FORGET IT! Keith: hm? Um..ok. Cait: Senpai, you're blushing. Aly: Caitlin keep your eyes off of me and onto the road ahead. Bill: *sighs* You guys really are something. So Keith, where to now? Keith: Lesse...whatever the next town is. Aly-chan? Aly: That would be the town of Maple. Keith: Great..what's in that town? Aly: I think right now they have their annual..oh god... Keith: What? Cait: *reads the map over her shoulder* An annual swimsuit contest. Keith: ...*flips on his shades*..right....*snap* ^______^ SEE YA THEERE!!! *runs off at top speed* Aly: O_O COME BACK HERE!!! *grumble* I'm not letting some floozy get his full attention! *chases after him* Cait: ....she has problems with her feelings.. Bill: That's an understatement. Should we tell them that there's a train station only half a mile from here that's get us there ten times faster? Cait: ^^ I think they need some quality time. Bill: ^^ My thoughts exactly. *flings the cross over his shoulder and sets out with Cait towards the station* Cait: oh! Bill: What? Cait: I almost tripped over something..O_O;; *sees Thorsen neck deep in the sand* Thorsen: LEMME OUT!! Cait: ..no thanks. ^_^;; *runs off* Bill: HEY! Don't leave me here! *runs after her* Thorsen: ..oh well. Back to my song...55 bottles of beer on the wall..55 bottle of beer...... _________________________________FIN________________ Keith: ^_^ I love this stuff! *fires shots from his gun arm* Cameron: Dammit Keith! Gimme that stuff! You'll hurt someone! Keith: Bull man I can handle..*accidentally blows up Iraq*.. Cameron: ..... Keith: Not like anyone'll miss it, right? Cameron: *slaps forehead* Gimme the AngelBlaster. Keith: ^_^;;; I can't, it's stuck to my arm. Caitlin: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *chases after ALy with the gattling taser* Aly: Stoppit! *shoots at Caitlin* Bill: Hmm....I could use this cross for a get rich quick scheme...but how... Cameron: ...*slaps forehead again* Canada...oy... Ran Turismo Tamer Level: 2 Digimon: Holymon Level: 11 |
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Kari Kamiya
Keeper of the Light Posts: 116 (12/1/01 2:52 pm) Reply |
Re: TRIGUN BABY!!!
*cracks up*
CAM!!! That was SOOO damn funny!!! XD *high fives* ^-^  |
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Erik Tatsuodo
Digital World Visitor Posts: 919 (12/1/01 2:58 pm) Reply |
Re: TRIGUN BABY!!! DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! *bows to Cam* you are the almighty god of fanfics! *praises* I am a hunter of peace, searching for the illusive mayfly known as love. Or, well, something like that. |
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Sally Ayami Storms
 Posts: 4 (12/1/01 3:16 pm) Reply |
Re: TRIGUN BABY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! CAMERON!  YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *in stitches*
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TALLPANZER
 Posts: 1784 (12/1/01 11:03 pm) Reply |
Re: TRIGUN BABY!!! Evhan Bluesummers: "Hi Kieth" I died and never went any where. Now that is the really hell. |
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