cagedphreak
Climbing The Ranks Newbie!
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(3/3/02 10:50 pm)
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The Bear
An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"Never better!," he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. One day he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods and suddenly sees a bear. The bear is about to attack him when the hunter raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear and squeezes the handle... Suddenly, he hears a loud gunshot and the bear drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man, "Someone else must have shot the bear."
"My point, exactly!"
   
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