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(3/20/02 10:45 pm) Reply
The Twit Competetion
Wario(In a Pink Bikini)- And now for something Completely Different!
HiRider-Welcome to the First RoundTable Twit of the Year competition! We have 5 Twits here today ready to race for The title. We have Soloist,the Wacky Typist. Nakor, The Mindless one. Bel, The Drunken one. Tanis, The Insane one. Wario, The Girly one. Ok. The starter is ready to start them! And.. BANG! ...... Apperently, none of them realized they had to start. The Starter is telling them now. Nakor is Pointing and the others nodded! Ok. and... BANG! And it's Wario our first followed by NAkor, Bel, Tanis, and Soloist. And to the first obstical. They have to Put the HTML code for an Image into a notepad file. Soloist seems to be having trouble with this one. Tanis is first followed by, Wario, Nakor, Bel, and Soloist is still working on the Html. On to the Next event which is Poking the Stuffed Spammer. Tanis goes for the Poke but misses! Wario is the First to poke, followed by Nakor, then Tanis, and Bel. The next event is Eating a Can of Smittys stew. Bel's lack of senses allows Her first thru this, then Wario, Nakor, and Tanis. The Next task is Answering The Question "What is your Favorite Color". Bel thinks for s little. Tanis Answers first, Then Nakor, Wario, And Bel. AND SOLOIST HAS CHOKED TO DEATH ON THE STEW! What a great Twit! And the Last contest is A Game of SSBM(Since we only have four now, this one was decided to be done instead of the Catching a Greased Pig) They will now play a 5 Minute Meele and each of them has Mario, so they are all equal.
*5 minutes later*
HiRider- AND NAKOR HAS WON! Followed by Tanis, Then Bel, and Lastly Wario.
Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!
Translation:Give me all the money or I will fling an enormous rock at your head!
...tsetnoc wetS eht now uoY
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