Dirk Amoeba
Banana Boy reincarnated!
Or, just with a new name.
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(5/1/04 4:34 pm)
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The final Esscookie/B-Boy crossover
Sentretcookie's Introduction:
Hello, my friends. Today is a sad day, indeed. Today, I sit down at the computer to tell the world that I LIKE MELONADE.
::ahem:: But back to business. The thing is, I am not, and do not have any further plan to continue Celebi's Intervention…but abandoning my characters is a stupid idea. Meh, I'll prolly include them in somethin' else.
Now, give me that cantaloupe! YOU HEARD ME, BUCKO! FORK IT OVER OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY- Holy cheese, WHAT IS THAT?!
-Sentra =D
Dirk Amoeba's introduction:
Friends, Romans, TWUppians, lend me your ears! This is the last ever B-Boy/Esscookie crossover you will EVER EVER EVER see. This is written in commemoration of the end of the awesome thing that was This Way Up. Now, you will NEVER again see a B-Boy/Esscookie crossover, but maybe, some day, on some board, you will see a Dirk/Sentra crossover. Or something.
Anyway, No funny, random comments from me. I'll save that for the fic itself.
-B-Boy
CAST: The "Merry Friends" is made up of two groups: The Merry Troupe, and Mike n' Friends. The Merry Troupe consists of Black, White, Sara, Bill, Stan, Bronze, Jennifer, Light Raichu, and Bellsprout. The enemies of the Merry Troupe (who may or may not end up appearing in this fic) Giovanni, Jon, Celebeon. Mike n' Friends consists of Mike, Tsunami, Kelly, Jen, Mike Beech Sr., Nickel, and Dime, Ricky the Nidoran, and a Sentret named Sam. Other characters who have appeared in crossovers include Moltres, Wink (a retired narrator), Little Johnny, and the "DJ" forms of DJ Hoppip, DJ Celebi, and Phat Daddy DJ Moltres.
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Hoppip crunched.
And crunched.
And crunched.
…on.. Bellsprout's knee.
"DO YOU MIND?!" Hoppip said. "I'm trying to visit my grandma over here!"
That was, indeed, a lie. At the exact same moment as Hoppip chewed upon the leg of poor 'Sprout, Hoppip was actually throwing sticks at a kittycat practicing on a unicycle. Oh well.
Meanwhile, Bellsprout was still wondering how in Hoppip's name he had gotten there. Space aliens, perhaps? In UFOs? Shiney UFOs? Maybe cowboys had brought him. Or porkchops.
Yes, Bellsprout decided. Can't have been anything but porkchops.
MEANWHILE, back in Azalea town, the Merry Troupe (sans Bellsprout) were eating at McDonphan's. And White, as always, was ranting.
"This is so stupid!" White yelled. "This is a mess of continuity! Sara's supposed to be dead, Black and Bill are supposed to be AWOL, and we're supposed to be palling around with Kurt!"
"Hold up," Wink said. "I can help. Let's do some rearranging here, using my narrative powers…"
"Oh, no," Bill said with a groan. "Not that 115-year-old lady."
"111!" Wink shouted angrily. "Fine then! Now you have to deal with this whole mess of continuity! So there! And Now I'm not gonna tell you where Bellsprout is!" Wink disappeared.
"Hey, that's right, Bellsprout's gone!" Stan realized.
"No," said Wink, reappearing. "That's not what I meant. What I meant was that in the most recent chapter of OPC, Bellsprout disappears without warning. And since the fic was discontinued, you never found out where he was. And now you'll never know!"
"Wah!" Mike said.
…No, not to the Bellsprout comment, you foolish, foolish readers, foolish enough to be reading out dopey crossover. Mike was actually miles away in he tropical island of Saratoga.
Mike was actually crying because he disliked the oatmeal that was maliciously invading his conscience. But, umm, we shall to get into that.
Celebi, who happened to be on a picnic blanket behind Mike (who, BTW, was sitting on the beach) was spitefully prodding an innocent and depressed ladybug with a muffler.
Finally, Ms. Ladybug just couldn't take it anymore. "That is IT! I have HAD IT! I am a magic ladybug, sent by the evil Yeti forces of the Northern Klan or Yetis! And you have angered me! As punishment, I shall send you to your most hated enemies!"
And with that, Mike, Celebi, the picnic blanket and the muffler appeared on the table of the Merry Troupe in McDonphans.
"Holy super-molecules!" Tsunami said. It just so happened, by a coincidence that still baffles everyone, that she had been sitting at the table right next to them. "It's Mike and Celebi and the picnic blanket and the muffler and all of those evil OPC dudes!"
Then, Black became very sad and depressed, and started to cry all over Whites food. "I wish you wouldn't be so mean!" he sobbed.
"There, there," said Tsunami. "It's okay. I mean, I don't care about you guys at all, so it doesn't bother me one bit to insult you."
"I'm so happy that we're all friends!" Celebi cried out. "It fills me to the brim with joy!"
"Oh, no," said Bronze. "I don't think I'll ever get used to this. Ever."
And it was time for the Merry Friends theme song!
Merry Friends! Merry friends! They all fall on their rear ends!
There's Black. There's White, who kicks him out of spite!
There's Mike, and Tsunami. They don't have the same mommy!
There's Bellsprout, and Light Raichu. They do not want to hurt you!
Merry Friends! Merry Friends! They say the best offense is a good defense!
There's Hoppip, and Celebi, who do not like to smell me!
There's Bill, and Ricky! They're getting quite sticky!
There's Kelly, and Jen, I won't tell you again!
Merry Friends, Merry Friends, Give me all your dollars and alla your yen!
There's Sara, and another Jen, But not the same one again!
There's Stan, and Bronze, you'll be happy when they're gone!
There's Nickel, and Dime, I'm running out of rhymes!
Merry Friends, Merry friends, I'm glad I don't have to say it again! YEAH!
"That was great," said Mike, "But not all of us are even here!"
Suddenly, they were, due to the awesome combined powers of Wink and that ladybug thing.
"YEAH!" said Hoppip, allowing Bellsprout to go free (for now). "I've been waiting so long for this day! The day I can finally get my license!"
And there was much dancing. Especially by Bellsprout. He likes to dance. So, in the McDonphans, they had a dance party. And they also played Dance Dance Revolution.
Oh what fun they had. Oh what fun. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sle-eigh.
It was all jolly until Hoppip ate the DDR game, of course. Then, everyone went mad and chased Hoppip with sticks.
THE END.
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Sentretcookie's End Thingamajug:
That was… brilliant. JUST BRILLIANT! I mean, Geez, 'twas so brilliant, I can't even think straight. Holy cheese…
…Anyway… G'BYE EVERONE! WAAAAAH! I SHALL MISS YEEE! T___________T
-Sentra. ;~; *snifflesniffle* ;~;
B-Boy's Outro
If the thing at the beginning is an "Intro," then this is an "outro." Anyway, I bet this crossover was REEEEALY disappointing. Well, tough. They aren't really all that fun to write anyway. Well, okay. So I lied. It's fun, but I don't feel like being all goofy right now.
And another thing-- almost none of the characters even appeared in this crossover. So sue me. Or don't.
-Dirk Amoeba.
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