Tremble and soil yourself before my might!
No, I didn't get any. Yet...*cue shifty eyes*
*women flee in horror*
As of today, I have gotten my driver's permit. (It's totally legal, I swear!) In no time at all, I'll be bumpin around town in my pimpmobile, picking up 'hos', fashizzling my nizzle, backing that ass up, shaking my ghettobooty, and -
Damn...I wish I wasn't so white.
Seriously, it'll be pretty cool, except I'll be driving about 20 miles per hour, and my mom'll be in the front seat, screaming at me in chinese(which equals me not understanding very well) and wrenching the wheel in weird directions(which equals a giant fireball by the side of the road). In tennessee I have to have my permit for like, 6 months before I get my license, but after that, my mom'll actually let me go out by myself.
Never mind that I'll be driving a rusted volvo doing it.
And that's not all!
I brought my math grade up 34 points from a lowly 63 to a 97. Usually, I don't care much, but 34 god damn points, man! I kick large ass! (except for the fact that I had a 63 in the first place)
And no! That's not all!
I'm playing the #1 seed on my tennis team! which means I'll get my ass kicked all over the place during regular season by all other high schools, but still. number 1!
Hows about you go read all the crap I've written? Well, if you can find it, that is..
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"I was a man, once." ~JAMZ
MasterChainChomp Super Prostar Dramatist (to the MAX!)
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(3/13/03 6:35 pm)
Re: Tremble and soil yourself before my might!
True true. It does sound fun., being able to drive. (My mom's not letting me behind the wheel until I'm 22. )
Hey hey hey! I've got an AIM name (....finally.) check out my profile if you must see it. And of course, if you must send me anything, my e-mail address is MasterChainChomp@ comcast.net. (It's different in my profile. Don't listen to that thing.)
The (#%^&) Falcon (*%!@) Fighter
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(3/17/03 11:41 am)
Re: Tremble and soil yourself before my might!
22? THE HORROR! I get to start learning how to drive at 16 and prolly getting my license at 18.
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(3/17/03 6:56 pm)
Re: Tremble and soil yourself before my might!
.........And I''m FAR from 22. I'll tell you that.
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catsMarch5 And the cats go marching on...
Posts: 148
(3/17/03 9:47 pm)
Re: Tremble and soil yourself before my might!
Well, for me I'm eligible to get my permit, but I don't want to drive a car just yet. That and my mom wants me to take Driver's Ed. That won't happen till I'm a senior since I already sent in my programming for my junior year.
Damn....I'm going to be 18 when I get my permit. *Shrugs* Oh well...
This is the space where I would try to direct people to read my fiction but the last thing that I put up was in September. It was on Pojo and is now in the land of the deleted. So I have no fiction whatsoever. Isn't that sad?
, show freak
Re: Tremble and soil yourself before my might! 
at: 5/19/03 8:20:59 pm
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