What's On TV: 13 - 19 March
The list is now filtered down to just show programmes with a totty interest.
You can add any other highlights on this weeks TV by replying to this post With the help of DigiGuide - the world's best TV guide available from www.digiguide.com
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SATURDAY
7:00pm - ANT & DECS SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY Ant & Dec return.
8:10pm - CASUALTY James Redmond
9:00pm - PARKINSON
Guest George Michael. Are we gonna get a probing insight in George... or Parky sucking serious butt??? BET NOW!
9:00pm - 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU Heath Ledger
Based on Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew, this romantic tale follows a teenage girl whose parents have forbidden her from dating until her elder sister does so, so she tries to get her surly sibling's love life off the ground. Desperate to date, the younger girl and her would-be boyfriend orchestrate a romance between the ill-tempered sister and a new kid. Will the rebellious stranger win her heart?
9:15pm - MURDER IN SUBURBIA Jeremy Sheffield
NEW Another detective drama. Stars ex-Holby gayer Jeremy Sheffield
10:30pm - THE PREMIERSHIP Footy!
10:50pm - CLUB REPS UNCUT (only slightly..) more interesting version of the ITV1 show.
10:35pm - HAPPY NOW Ioan Gruffudd. Disturbing thriller set in a remote Welsh village, in which a man and his friend are haunted by an incident 14 years earlier when they encounted a young girl on the moors. They try to bury the memory of what happened but when a beautiful young girl arrives in the village many years later, the truth cannot be suppressed.
SUNDAY
6:30pm - THE O.C. Benjamin McKenzie
American drama series set in the seemingly idyllic and wealthy coastal community of Orange County, but all is not as perfect as it seems on the surface.
FMF PICK OF THE WEEK 9:00pm & 9:50pm - GUNPOWDER TREASON & PLOT Paul Nicholls. Jimmy McGovern drama charting the reign of Mary Queen of Scots and her son James VI
10:00pm - TRUE ROMANCE Christian Slater, Brad Pitt
Action-packed thriller about an unassuming Detroit comic-shop assistant who stumbles into a dangerously exciting underworld after accidentally coming into possession of a huge stash of cocaine. He and his new wife head for Los Angeles to make a sale - but both the Detroit mob and the LAPD are hot on his trail.
10:00pm - THE STRIP Drama series about a successful female lawyer who has a drastic change of career and opens up a male strip club after she is deserted by her husband.
1:10am - LADS ARMY Repeat of last years Totty on Parade reality series.
MONDAY
6:30pm (and all week) - HOLLYOAKS More of a male strip show than a soap. Totty Heaven.
7:00pm - HOLIDAY 2004 Craig Doyle in Wales
9:00pm - LIFE BEGINS
Apparently the son is quite fit.. but I've never watched it, so don't quote me on that.
TUESDAY
9:00pm - BRAT CAMP
Six scallies are sent to a US wilderness camp and shouted at. Tom SERIOUSLY needs a good kicking.
10:00pm - NO ANGELS
Drama set in an NHS hospital. Expect lots of nudity & shagging.
11:05pm - SHAMELESS Jody Latham, James McAvoy
Another chance to see the genius that is Shameless.
WEDNESDAY
8:00pm - THE BILL Alex Walkinshaw, Ciaran Griffiths, Daniel MacPherson.
9:00pm - DEVILS ADVOCATE Keanu Reeves
Occult thriller in which a hotshot young lawyer is recruited by a powerful legal firm, and soon finds himself tempted by a Faustian bargain with the New York legal fraternity. Suffering from neglect, his wife begins to experience demonic visions. Though her husband claims she is hallucinating, it soon becomes clear that she is glimpsing the terrible truth about their new life.
9:00pm - FAMILY BUSINESS Danny Dyer
9:30pm - FOOTBALLER'S WIVES Gary Lucy, Ben Price, Jamie Davis & Peter Ash
Kyles gambling gets out of control. Will Amber get away with her deception? What will Tanya do now?.. the more she shags Frank, the fitter he gets!
THURSDAY
8:00pm - THE BILL Alex Walkinshaw, Ciaran Griffiths, Daniel MacPherson.
9:00pm - MURDER CITY Kris Marshall.
ANOTHER new detective drama. Stars 'My Family's Kris Marshall.
11:00pm - CLUB REPS Utter bollocks. Guests get pissed. Rep gets summoned to head office for a bollocking. Guest shows arse. Rep thinks about quitting. Repeat all this, every episode.
Yawn!
11:05pm - SIX FEET UNDER Freddy Rodriguez
FRIDAY
7:00pm - A QUESTION OF SPORT Michael Owen. Owens last show as captain. Top totty he may be.. but not exactly Mr Showbiz.
Granada (also on Sky Digital) 11:30pm - SEX AND THE VILLAGE
Documentary looking at life in Manchester's Gay Village. Bizarrely, the only remotely entertaining part of this is Steph the Lesbian.
With the help of DigiGuide - the world's best TV guide available from www.digiguide.com
Five's web site says of this episode:
"Seb, Nick, Mikey and Chris are becoming very pally thanks to the gang's newest member sharing Nick's room whilst he's in town. However, there's something a bit different about him, and Seb and Nick just can't seem to put their finger on what. He doesn't like to do the same things and is far more sensitive. He's also good with colours, a great dancer and loves his mum. Hmm. Mikey also notices that something is afoot with Chris, and tells him that it doesn't matter if he is different (though Chris insists that he isn't). After all, Seb likes anyone, even if they are different in some way. Chris has to concede that Seb is definitely one of the good guys he has met in Summer Bay. Back at the beach house, though, Nick begins to get aggressive and chucks Chris out of his bedroom. That's the thing with houseguests, they're like fish - give 'em three days and they begin to smell... "
= stars famousmale talent 
= sports talent in action
= male flesh on screen
7:00pm - ANT & DECS SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY
8:10pm - CASUALTY
9:00pm - 
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
10:35pm - HAPPY NOW
6:30pm - THE O.C.
FMF PICK OF THE WEEK 
10:00pm - THE STRIP
9:00pm - 
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