What's On TV: 20 - 26 March
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LEGEND = stars famousmale talent = sports talent in action = male flesh on screen
SATURDAY
7:10pm - ANT & DECS SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY more Geordie fun.
9:15pm - MURDER IN SUBURBIA Jeremy Sheffield
Another detective drama. Stars ex-Holby gayer Jeremy Sheffield
10:30pm - THE PREMIERSHIP Footy!
11:10pm - PHILADELPHIA
Oscar-winning drama about a gay lawyer's fight against unlawful dismissal by his homophobic employers. Forced to lead a double life because
of the bigoted views held by his law firm, he discovers he is HIV-positive during a routine medical examination, and soon afterwards is fired for
'incompetence'. But the only man willing to take on his case is a sharp, unscrupulous lawyer.
11:20pm - CLUB REPS UNCUT (only slightly..) more interesting version of the ITV1 show.
SUNDAY
6:30pm - THE O.C. Benjamin McKenzie
American drama series set in the seemingly idyllic and wealthy coastal community of Orange County, but all is not as perfect as it seems on the
surface.
9:00pm & 9:50pm - GUNPOWDER TREASON & PLOT
Paul Nicholls is dead Jimmy McGovern drama charting the reign of Mary Queen of Scots and her son James VI
10:00pm - THE STRIP Drama series about a successful female lawyer who has a drastic change of career and opens up a male strip club after she is deserted by
her husband.
1:15am - LADS ARMY Repeat of last years Totty on Parade reality series.
MONDAY
7:00AM - BLUE PETER Chance to see/tape Matt Sumo-ing with next-to-nowt on
5:00pm - BLUE PETER Behind the scenes at Frankie Muniz's new Cody Banks movie.
6:30pm (and all week) - HOLLYOAKS The Marcus Patric strip-show continues...
7:00pm - HOLIDAY 2004 Craig Doyle in Arizona
9:00pm - LIFE BEGINS Elliot Henderson-Boyle. Quite a mouthful. The name I mean. Obviously.
10:35pm - HOLLYWOOD GREATS
Profile of John Wayne. (cough)GAY!
TUESDAY
7:00pm - UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LIVE FC Porto v Olympique Lyonnais
7:30pm - UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LIVE It's quarter final time. I'll say that again for all the Man United fans out there.. IT'S QUARTER FINAL TIME!
AC Milan v Deportivo La Coruņa. That's Shevchenko & Kaka for starters. Double woof. With fries!
8:00pm - HOLBY CITY Ex-corrie & Shameless star Chris Bisson guests.
FM PICK OF THE WEEK 9:00pm - BRAT CAMP
The scallies continue to drag rocks round Arizona. A faster cure could be achieved with some poppers, a gimp mask and a rolled-up copy of Take
A Break.
9:00pm - POLICE PROTECTING CHILDREN
Documentary looking at the work of the Police Paedo Squad. Stars Pete Townshend and Wanderer.
9:45pm - ALL NEW TVs NAUGHTIEST BLUNDERS 13 "All new" obviously means something different at ITV Network Centre, cos all of these have been on Alright On The Night 34 as well as
that fucking awful Steve Penk thing. Gary Lucy stars in one of this weeks 'amusing' cock ups.
10:00pm - NO ANGELS
Drama set in a Leeds NHS hospital. Not much male talent but it's quite amusing.
10:35pm - MAKING IT AT HOLBY
Docu looking at 3 new "young characters" being introduced to Holby City & Casualty.
11:05pm - SHAMELESS Jody Latham, James McAvoy
Another chance to see the genius that is Shameless.
WEDNESDAY
5:00pm - BLUE PETER Simon joins the crews practising for the Oxford-Cambridge boat race. LYCRA ALERT!
7:00pm - DANGER ON THE BEACH Fly on the beach look at the work of Air Sea Rescue and beach lifeguards at Newquay. Like a Baywatch Cornwall.
8:00pm - THE BILL Alex Walkinshaw, Ciaran Griffiths, Daniel MacPherson.
9:00pm - CHAIN REACTION Keanu Reeves
Fast-paced action thriller about a science student and a lab assistant who go on the run when the revolutionary formula they are working on is
stolen and a scientist murdered. Framed for the crimes and pursued by the FBI, the pair turn to their long-term mentor for help. But can he be
trusted?
9:30pm - FOOTBALLER'S WIVES Gary Lucy, Ben Price, Marcel McCalla, Jamie Davis & Peter Ash
Just when you thought it couldn't get better.. Conrad shags Noah (although the Daily Star has decided we won't be seeing any of it), Tanya has
finally shagged Frank into his coffin (the Daily Star aren't bothered about this bit) and is now a wealthy woman. Amber sacks her witch doctor
when sticking pins into the Tanya doll doesn't work and Kyle ditches the horses and joins a Fight Club instead!
10:35pm - THE RUGBY WORLD CUP - ENGLANDs STORY Looks back at last years victory. Again! It's another chance to see lots of Jonny though.
THURSDAY
1:30pm - AIRLINE Michael Owen is told he has to check in with security just like everyone else!
7:45pm UEFA CUP LIVE Olympique Marseille v Liverpool. Owen, Gerrard, Baros, Kewell, Finnan, Le Tallec
7:45pm UEFA CUP LIVE Barcelona v Celtic. Saviola, Mahoney
8:00pm - THE BILL Alex Walkinshaw, Ciaran Griffiths, Daniel MacPherson.
9:30pm - THELMA & LOUISE Brad Pitt
Oscar-winning road movie in which two Arkansan women become fugitives from the law when they take a weekend break from their dull
relationships and dead-end lives. They speed through the Southern states but run into trouble when one is attacked in a car park and the other
takes the law into her own hands. Both leads were Oscar-nominated, and the film won Best Original Screenplay.
11:00pm - CLUB REPS Utter bollocks. Guests get pissed. Rep gets summoned to head office for a bollocking. Guest shows arse. Rep thinks about quitting.
Repeat all this, every episode.
Yawn!
11:05pm - SIX FEET UNDER Freddy Rodriguez
FRIDAY
7:00pm - A QUESTION OF SPORT Ben Cohen.
Granada (also on Sky Digital) 11:30pm - SEX AND THE VILLAGE
Documentary looking at life in Manchester's Gay Village. Bizarrely, the only remotely entertaining part of this is Steph the Lesbian.
12:00am - BOXING Amateur finals from Wembley. "Young Talent" compete for a place in the olympic team
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Re: What's On TV: 20 - 26 March
Tuesday 9pm BBC2W (Wales) - High Hopes.
No totty as such, well I do find the guy that plays charlie cute, but this is a little gem of a programme hidden away on bbc2 digital wales. This episode is a classic, the final scene will have you in tears laughing.
Homosexuality is natures way of ensuring the truly gifted are not burdened with children
= stars famousmale talent 
= sports talent in action
= male flesh on screen
7:10pm - ANT & DECS SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY
11:10pm - 
PHILADELPHIA
11:20pm - CLUB REPS UNCUT
6:30pm - THE O.C.
9:00pm & 9:50pm - GUNPOWDER TREASON & PLOT
Jimmy McGovern drama charting the reign of Mary Queen of Scots and her son James VI
10:00pm - THE STRIP
5:00pm - BLUE PETER
FM PICK OF THE WEEK 
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