What's sex?
hi my name is patrick and I keep seeing all this stuff about sex and things like that and I don't know what it is!!!! My mommmy won't help me out cause she says I am just a baby Can someone tell me?????
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(1/14/02 4:10 pm) Reply
Re: What's sex?
BenSmkDmAhDoGzAsS: ok Patrick i can see that ur a beginner @ this stuff and seeing that your older in ur 20's that u should catch on quick. So tell me what have u heard about Sex so far ?
Re: What's sex?
well Marc tried to show me but it didn't feel right so I yelled to J and he and Ben tried to tell me but what does a hot dog and mayo have to do with sex? it just made me hungry
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(1/16/02 5:50 pm) Reply
Re: What's sex?
BenSmkDmAhDoGzAsS: well i can see we are on the beginners track huh... ok well first u need 2 know that Sex is when a gurl and a guy come 2gether as one ... and the guy like ... how do i say this puts it in her
PAt: puts it in her ?
BenSmkDmAhDoGzAsS: yeah his .... u know ... that thing u pee with
PAt: oOo that thing that i got Desi pg with ?
BenSmkDmAhDoGzAsS: umm yeah i guess yeah that... well that is placed inside the gurl
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(1/16/02 9:58 pm) Reply
Re: What's sex?
BenSmkDmAhDoGzAsS: Well it depends sometimes the guy get cravins and then they get hard. If the gurl is willin sometimes he'll cum in here.
PAt: cum?
BenSmkDmAhDoGzAsS: well thats what comes out of a guys peepee as i mite say... get me ? any ?'s ?
Re: What's sex?
Patrick: *huffy* Well it doesn't seem Natural! I still say they should go to the doctors.
BenSmckdMahDgzAss: No no Patrick I assure you it's quite natural. That's what happens. That stuff that came out of you when you got Desi pregnant? That is the same stuff that comes out when a guy has sex with a girl. It's what makes babies.
Patrick: But how does that stuff make babies? It certainly doesn't LOOK like a baby.
Re: What's sex?
Aimee: Come here Patrick and get me pregnant and then you'll see *grabs patrick and pulls him to the bedroom* Okay It's time for his lesson! Bye Girlies! LoL
Re: What's sex?
MikeHumpsMahMnkyzHrd: *grabs Patrick back* Damnit, he got my corpse pregnant not you! *LOL*
Patrick: Wait I'm still confused! Isn't anyone going to tell me how that stuff makes babies? IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A BABY!
BenSmckedMahDgzAss, MikeHmpsMahMnkyzHard & Aimee: *think 'how the hell are we supposed to tell him that'*
Patrick: *impatiently* Come on, someone tell me!
Re: What's sex?
Patrick: *confused* I STILL DON'T GET IT!!!!!
MikeHmpsMahMnkyzHrd: *thinks* Hmm well you see Patrick that stuff that comes out of you goes into a girl. Now don't ask me WHY but when it goes into a girl it can get her pregnant.
Aimee: Jesus christ Patrick, didn't you ever learn this in science class?
Patrick: Ummm... well there were parts where we had to have our mommies sign permission slips to let us go. My mommy wouldn't sign it so I had to go to the library the entire time.
BenSmckdMahDgzAss: What in the name of hell was your mother thinking, you should have learned this 10 years ago!
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Re: What's sex?
Bensmckdmahdogzass: thats just pathetic! sorry but u need 2 talk 2 ur mom about stuff like this 2.
Patrick: does my mommy have one of those things that gurls have?
Bensmckdmahdogzass: **laffin** yeah she does thats how she mad u
Patrick: oOo ok and how about u guys?
Aimee: umm yeah we are gurls right?
Patrick: yeah
Aimee: well then we have one
Mikehumpsmahmnkyshrd: yeah i mean pat. All gurls have that and all guys have that thing u have.
Patrick: ok ok i understand that
Mikehumpsmahmnkyshrd: but some guys dont and some gurls dont... either there drag or they just had a sex change ... either way just grosses me out.
Patrick: huh?
Re: What's sex?
Aimee: *looks at him exasperated* Oookay I don't think you should have mentioned that we were barely getting any where with the first part.
Mikehmpsmahmnkyzhrd: *sheepishly* Sorry... I just thought he should know...
Bensmckdmahdgzass: Dumbazz keep your mouth closed
Mikehmpsmahmnkyzhrd: *smacks her* Shut up. *turns to Patrick* You know how you're a boy and I'm a girl
Patrick: *nods enthusiastically finally understanding something*
MikeHmpsMahMnkyzHrd: And you know how you have that thing cuz you're a boy and I have a different one cuz I'm a girl?
Patrick: *nods again*
Mikehmpsmahmnkyzhrd: Well sometimes a boy doesn't want to be a boy anymore so he'll have surgery to become a girl. Or a girl won't want to be a girl so she'll have surgery to become a boy.
Patrick: *eyes get wide* EWWWWWWWWW!!!! *looks around & then whispers* Is that why Marc acts the way he does?
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Re: What's sex?
bensmckdmahdogzass: **smacks holly over head** dont hit me b*tch! **looks over 2 pat** ok that thing with Marc... thats just a whole different story...
PAt: ok what is that story
bensmckdmahdogzass: ok wait u have 2 know all about the other stuff b4 we even go into the whole... gay stuff
Pat: doesnt gay mean happy
bensmckdmahdogzass: haha **laffs**
Aimee: there's 2 deffintions
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Can someone tell me?????
k ok well you know how a chicken has lil eggs and then they hatch to be lil chickies.
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