Where are all the trolls

A few months back we had the Great Troll Tossin' Championship...Smorri, Gashe, Hilgi and Mystraon all "won" that night. So what Happened to the trolls? They got tired of us tossing them so they left the guild! Now we have to search for an aerodynamic troll to toss! You know how hard dat be?

Van

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Astrodaidi Ale Fetcher Posts: 1 (3/17/03 7:06 pm) Reply	Where are all the trolls Hail and well met, I am the great, powerful, young, and always looking for ways to be better looking, mysterious Runemistress of renown. But I noticed something odd the time I have been in this odd little guild. There are no Trolls. Ahhhh, Trolls, how I likes a good Troll, I have a list of 101 uses for a Troll I will have to tell ye all about one of these day, oh wait, I'm supposed to be introducing myself. I am named after me pa, Astrodominto Copperpincher, It has been said about me pa that he can squeeze mithral out of a copper piece, not that I have ever seen this phenomenon. Me pa is constantly seeking ways to save money. For those of you that don't know, ME PA BOUGHT A HOUSE DEEP IN DARKNESS FALLS, I have been very upset with him over this, 10 years now have us childrens had to seek out seals just to go to market. On a positive note though, there is a magic chest in front of the house(the house is behind legion). Every day this chest is full up with ale. Its an odd chest though. Attached to this chest is a chain, and attached to this chain is a dwarf, always too drunk to remember his name, not even able to work the padlock on the chest. Me pa being the kind soul he is would open the chest for this dwarf so that he could get to the ale, may a night I can remember me pa and this drunk dwarf drinkin it up, singing to our pet dog(legion). Maybe after I can free me ma I will tell ye all about the 101 uses for a Troll, oh yeah, me ma has been abducted by the Grand Chancellor, but that is another story. Hail and well met, but where are all the trolls?
Vandig Stormwolf Ale Fetcher Posts: 65 (3/17/03 9:26 pm) Reply	Re: Where are all the trolls A few months back we had the Great Troll Tossin' Championship...Smorri, Gashe, Hilgi and Mystraon all "won" that night. So what Happened to the trolls? They got tired of us tossing them so they left the guild! Now we have to search for an aerodynamic troll to toss! You know how hard dat be? Van
Astrodaidi Ale Fetcher Posts: 2 (3/17/03 10:02 pm) Reply	Re: Where are all the trolls What de ye do with the trolls leftover from the competition? Please don't tell me you let dem good trolls go to waste.
Datt Clan Elder Posts: 96 (3/18/03 7:41 am) Reply	Re: Where are all the trolls What are you talking about! There is no such thing as a good troll! Although I have seen the perfect troll for tossing, if you can catch him that this. His name be Ingit Dwarftosser! I guess he heard about our little contest and is trying to get back at us! Of course if he ever comes up to you and tries to toss you just tell him your a kobold and when he turns around toss him! Edited by: Datt at: 3/18/03 7:42:38 am
Hilgi Keeper of the Ale Posts: 237 (3/18/03 10:06 am) Reply	Re: Where are all the trolls Where are the trolls?! Trolls are all over the place. One cant walk a few feet without bumpin into one of these lumbering masses. Just ta clear somethin up, there has never been a troll in this guild. An likely never will be. ~Hilgi
Astrodaidi Ale Fetcher Posts: 3 (3/18/03 2:44 pm) Reply	Re: Where are all the trolls WHAT, no ready supply of trolls for me 101 ways to use a troll? Ack, what am I going to do, my supply of seef is running low.
Hilgi Keeper of the Ale Posts: 239 (3/18/03 3:23 pm) Reply	Re: Where are all the trolls Surely you jest! If ya need a troll, ask fer one on alliance chat. This is an all DWARVEN guild. No other races are allowed access to our stashes of ale. Just the thought of a kobold sneakin into our stash with their grubby mitts gonna give me nightmares! ~Hilgi
Astrodaidi Ale Fetcher Posts: 4 (3/18/03 5:39 pm) Reply	Re: Where are all the trolls Who said anything about letting them join? I said I had 101 uses for a troll, never said anything about on of those uses being that they could join a guild. Its just important to keep one handy if ya need one.

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