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(2/28/04 11:21 pm)


 Where's Billy?
*this was a joint effort...hmm I'll try and post who wrote what*

michaeljohnsonsangelstar:
"Linda!!!" Katie yelled to her roomate.
"In here!" Linda called out from the kitchen.
"Where's that?!?!" Katie asked, as she walked into the kitchen, "Oh right there."
Linda smacked herself on her forehead, "What do you what?"
"Have you seen Billy?" Katie asked, Billy was their next door neighbor.
"Wasn't he with Sara and Mary?" Linda said.
"He was with them at the mall, I just talked to them and they said that he would be right back but that was an hour ago," Katie explained.
"That's so like Billy," Linda said, "Did you check at his house?"
"Um... no, let's go look," Katie said.
"Ok," Linda said as she and Katie walked to Billy's house. Katie opened the door.
"Billy?" Katie said, "Ya in here?"
They walked into the living room but there was no sign of Billy.
"Oh gross!" Linda said as she looked at Billy's TV, it was turned on to the Spice Channel.
"Ewww," Katie said in disgust.
"Hey isn't this suppose to be Billy's favorite show?" Linda asked.
"I think, if it is why isn't he here watching........ OMG! How can anyone bend their back that way?!?!" Katie yelled as she and Linda both turned their heads sideways.
"I'm getting outta here," Linda said as she walked out of the room, "I'm gonna call Mary and see she and Sara found Billy yet."
"Ok," Katie said, she was still in Billy's living room watching TV.
Linda picked up the phone and called Mary's cell.
"Hello?" Mary answered.
"Hey, it's Linda, have you guys found Billy yet?" Linda asked.
"Nope, we thought since it was 3:00 pm, that he would be at his house watching the Spice channel," Mary said.
"Well.... he's not," Linda told her.
"He's not???" Mary asked, "That just doesn't sound right."
"I know," Linda said, "Did he bring his cell with him?"
"OoOo, let me hang up and I'll call him, I think he did bring it," Mary said.
"Ok, call me back if you found him," Linda told her.
"Ok, later," Mary said then she hung up.
"Buh bye," Linda said as she hung up, "Katie, they haven't found him yet.... *no answer* Katie??" Linda walked back to the living room to see Katie still watching the Spice Channel, "Katie!!!"
Katie jumped, "What???"
Let's get out of Billy's house!" Linda commanded, "And turn off that TV, please!"
"Ok ok," Katie said as she turned the tv off and walked out of the house.
Linda's phone rang, "Hello?" Linda answered.
"Hey, Billy's phone isn't turned on," Mary said.
"Ok, where are you guys at?" Linda asked.
"We're still at the mall," Mary told her.
"Ok, Katie and me are gonna go drive around and see if we could spot him somewhere," Linda said, "Oh and maybe you should call Josh's cell and see if he knows where Billy is."
"Ok, talk to you later," Mary hung up.
"Buh bye," Linda hung up.

josh horns gurl:
"I bet Tracy knows..." Katie said as her and Linda left the apartment.
"Probably with him..." Linda responded jokingly as they got in the car.
Katie laughed as she picked up her cell phone and said, "No thats Sara!"
"Actually last I heard it was you..." Linda said teasingly as she pulled out of the parking space.
Katie just gave Linda a 'shut up' look and dialed Tracy's number.
"Hello?" Tracy answered.
"Hey have you seen Billy?" Katie asked.
"No not lately...why?" Tracy asked confused, she was just getting off of work.
"Oh cuz me and Linda wanted to talk to him and we can't find him!" Katie said.
"Probably watching the Spice Channel..... or did that get cancelled again? Then he's probably watching ShowTime!"
"We checked, he still has the Spice Channel but he wasn't home!" Katie said a little concerned at that thought.
"Well where was he last?" Tracy asked.
"At the mall with Mary and Sara. He said be right back and he was gone." Katie said as Linda and her kept looking out their windows for billy's favriote 'shops.'
"Well remember hes probably on BBST (boy band standard time) which means hes probably gonna be back in an hour or two."
"True....he Linda pull over at that erotic cakes store, isnt that his car?" Katie said as she noticed the silver car outside the ummm 'speciality bakery.'
"Yeah okay." Linda pulled up as Katie said goodbye to Tracy.
As the girls parked and got out they seen Josh walking out of the store with a bag.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Katie asked as she nearly scared the beejesus out of him.
"Oh ummmm..... Lou insisted I got him some umm....oh hell you caught me! Why are you two here?" Josh asked as he gave up with the lie and put the sacks on top of Billy's car.
"Trying to find Billy....I'm so glad we're not dating anymore..." Katie said looking very weirded out by her ex's odd buy.
"Hey Patrick likes these too!" Josh retaliated.
"I don't like him for the final time! Just because a girl likes talking with a guy she's all of a sudden hot for him!!! Grrr I hate the world." Katie complained as she got back in the car. Linda and J were still standing there.
"J why do you have Billy's car?" Linda asked trying to forget everything she had just learned.
"Because he said he was going to buy something for his to-be-girlfriend at one of the nice jewlery stores and he didnt want to chicken out so he told me to take the car and go somewhere....and I came here!" Josh said with a smile.
Linda gave him a funny look and said, "Uh....huh. What girl?"
Josh sighed (he was annoyed with the constant questioning and precious time being kept from him and his 'cakes'), "He told me this morning that he was going shopping with Mary and Sara and then he said whenever he gets brave enough he would come home, get me, and have me drive him to the store. Then," Josh said looking down at his watch, "4 minutes ago I was supposed to go get him."
"Umm okay....where at Josh?" Linda asked a lil frustrated with him.
"I.....don't remember..." Josh said trying to remember very hard.
"Then how are you going to pick him up?" Linda asked.
"I don't know...he can get a taxi, I'm goin home." J said as he took his sacks and opened the car and got in.
Linda got back in the car and said to Katie, "Good move, billy's at some jewlers but Josh forgot where!"
"Sounds like him! Wait why is billy at the jewlers?" Katie asked confused.
"I don't know, I dont think Josh barely knew! Well hell I give up he'll come home eventually, let's go to the mall and find Mary and Sara." Linda said as she pulled out.
"Alright, Tracy said she was going there soon anyways so why the hell not." Katie said as she laid back in her seat.

michaeljohnsonsangelstar:
Linda drove to the mall and the two girls went into American Eagle, where they were gonna meet Tracy. They hung around the store for a bit then they heard Tracy's voice.
"Hey Katie! Linda!" Tracy yelled, "Look who I found!"
Linda and Katie thought she found Billy but when they turned around it was Sara and Mary.
"Oh hey guys," Linda greeted them with a smile.
"Well, any idea where Billy could be?" Mary asked.
"In a jeweler's somewhere," Katie told her.
"A jeweler's?" Sara asked.
"Yeah," Katie nodded. Mary, Sara, and Tracy made confused faces.
"Uh...ok? Why would he be at a jewler's?" Mary asked.
"I have no clue what so ever," Linda said as threw up her hands.
"Does Billy have a girlfriend or something??" Sara asked.
"Why would you care, Sara?" Katie smirked, she always teased Sara, telling everybody that she liked Billy.
"Maybe because he's my friend," Sara said, getting pissed.
"Yeeah!!! Rrrright!" Katie teased.
"Hey now! Let's be good children!" Linda said.
"Besides if Billy had a girlfriend he'd tell us," Tracy said.
"Yeah, I mean, c'mon how long have we all been friends?" Mary agreed with Tracy.
"Well, then why did J say that Billy was getting something for a girl?" Katie asked.
"Did he say who the girl was?" Tracy asked.
"He said he didn't know," Linda told her.
"Maybe he does know and just doesn't wanna tell us," Sara said.
"Very true, J and Billy have kept secrets from us before," Mary said.
"Would Megan know???" Katie asked, "Haven't seen her all day."
"Someone say my name???"
All the girls screamed to see Megan right behind them.
"Megan, don't do that!!!!!!!" Tracy yelled at her.
"Sorry," Megan made an innocent smirk, "So what is it that I would know?"
"If Billy has a girlfriend and if he does what's her name," Linda told her.
"How the hell would I know?" Megan asked, "Wait, Billy's missing again!"
"Ok she doesn't know," Sara said.
"He's supposedly at a jeweler's getting something for a girlfriend," Mary told Megan.
"Does J know?" Megan asked.
"Not sure, we think he does though," Tracy said.
"Why don't you just get someone to get it outta him," Megan suggested. Immediately, all eyes were on Katie.
"What?" Katie became confused then realized why they were looking at her, "OH NO!!!!! We broke up remember!!!!"
"Who all votes for Katie?" Linda said as she raised her hand.
"I!!!" the others yelled and raised their hands.
"Damn you!" Katie yelled at them.
"You lose," Sara smiled.

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Katie rolled her eyes, "I think we should rock,paper, scissors for it!" She said with a smile (*side note* next time anyone goes to Gadzooks look for the *rock paper scissors* shirt lol i almost bought it I think Mary needs it )
"NO!" All the other girls said back in unison as the burst out laughing at Katie's expression.
"Fine! But good god if I go in there and the man is in his grandpa undies eating that cake I think I may become a lesbian..." Katie said as she walked away, walked back, grabbed the keys from lindas hand, and walked away again.
"She *soooooooooooo* has the hots for him still..." Sara said with a smile.
"Yeah....J never shuts up about her either....Billy was telling me about it the other day." Mary said then got a weird guilty look on her face after saying the part about Billy.
"What were you doing with Billy the other day?" Tracy asked with a sly smile.
"Yes...what *were* you doing?" Linda said with the same interest and all the girls moved closer to Mary.
Mary's eyes got huge....they COULDNT know!
"ummm....we were just talking in the....*ring to the tune of "I'm gonna be"*" all of a sudden Mary's cellphone went off...she quickly (and very relieved and happily) picked it up and answered.
"Mary will you come wit me to Js? Im in Gadzooks right now!" It was Katie. *shes so damn sneaky* mary thought as all the other girls were still watching her.
"Well yeah sure why...*beep* just a sec I got call waiting..." Mary said as she pressed the button and answered again.
"Hey Mary its Billy my cell phone is going.....*fuzz* *mumbled incoherent talking* *click*" it was Billy....but his cell phone had gone dead on him apparently.
"Hello?" it was Katie again.
"Umm yeah Katie that was B........umm...en yeah Ben. I got to go sorry talk to u later!" and Mary hung up with Katie questioning her.
"So whats this about a Beeeeennn?" Linda asked mocking the way mary had lied.
Mary got a guilty look on her face and said, "Yeah listen I got to go.....see you guys later!" and Mary ran off.
"Okay now we have a where is billy and a where is mary going situation!" Linda said a bit exaspurated.
Sara laughed, "Well lets just wait for lil Mrs. Horn to get back to us...she can *bribe* J if you know what I mean." she said with a wink.
The girls laughed and Meg said, "you know...its a shame she dumped him...why did she AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Meg said as Beth came and jumped up behind her.
All the girls laughed and Beth said, "Hey whatd I miss?"
"BETHY! Aww ya didnt miss much we're just trying to solve the 3 mysteries of the day, which are: where is billy, where did mary go, and why did Katie dump J?" Linda said with a laugh as she counted them on her hand....all of a sudden her cell phone rang (to the tune of Runaway) and she answered.
"Hey girls its Michael...I'll be right back ." Linda said with a sly smile as she walked off.
The girls were silent for a second and Beth said, "Well I know the answer to most of those....Katie dumped J because he thought watching Scooby Doo and secretly watching Billy's homemade porn was more important then going on their dates, I dont know where Mary is but I have my suspicions, and I just got done talking to Billy!"
"You did? Where is he?" Tracy asked.
"He asked me to go to the jewlery store with him, he bought a huge ass ring and he kept saying *does this look good enough*? It kinda looked like a JLo ring..." Beth said matter of factly.
"What kind of ring?" Sara asked supsiciously.
"I dunno what am I a freakin genuis?" Beth asked with a laugh as she drank her moutain dew.
"Well where did he go after that?" Meg asked
"I dunno...he said he had to call his gf and reserve a table for dinner at the fancy restraunt down town....he also said he had to stop by the studio quickly..." Beth said trying to remember.
"He has a gf? Since when?!" Sara asked curiosly.
"Why do you care?" Beth asked with a laugh.
"Yeah...Sara dont get *to* jealous!" Tracy said with a laugh!
"Shut up! I dont like him that way....the only thing that ever happend to us was that night I got really drunk..." Sara said annoyed, then put her hands over her mouth realizing what she had said!
"Oh HO Ohhhh!" Tracy said with a *i knew it* tone.
"Anyways so he has a gf?" Meg asked to Beth as Tracy and Sara started getting in a wussy cat fight.
"I guess...he said her name was a ma...or someting..." Beth said in her *i dunno* tone.
"Ma as in Mary?" Tracy asked as she stopped fighting with Sara.
"Maybe I dunno...ohhhh looky! Incubus's new CD! mmmmmmmm Brandon Boyd" Beth said as she looked in the Sam Goody window at the huge Incubus poster.
"Oh god we've lost her now!" Tracy said as the other girls waited for linda.
"Im back!" Linda said with a smile on her face.
"hey welcome back...." Sara said as she proceeded to tell Beth's information.
"Ohhhh thats hey looky behind Beth!" Linda said as she noticed Beth in the new cd section (drooling over the new Incubus CD) and a curly haired tall guy a few rows away from her.
"Hey he kinda looks like Billy..." Sara said as the girls proceeded into the store.
The *man* had walked over to a clerk and was near yelling at him...
"What do you *mean* you dont have i5? I need that CD!" the man said to the clerk.
"Sir Ive never even heard of them...let alone us having it here..." the clerk said (he looked gothic, and very bored by this man lol.)
"Well good god..." the man said as he turned around (now facing the girls) and they seen it was indeed Billy.
"BILLY where you been?" Linda asked excitedly at finding him.
"Ummm...oh umm I was looking for a Stevie B CD...." Billy said as the girls noticed he was in the wrong genre section for Stevie B (and they also knew Billy had EVERY Stevie B CD ever made...)
"Then what was that about i5?" Sara asked confused.
"Umm nothin....hey look at the time I got to go!" Billy said as he ran out of the store and despite Meg running after him (she was the fastest of the bunch) he out ran her and escaped somewhere in JC Pennys (the store next to Sam Goody.)
"Hey looky what I bought!" Beth said with the hugest smile on her face as she walked over to the girls who were all watching Meg come back Billyless...they *knew* something was going on now!
"Hey Beth...what are you holding?" Linda said looking down by Beth's wrist (she was holding up the CD proudly .)
"Its my new Incubus CD!" Beth said with a smile.
"No I mean that bag...whats it say...?" Linda asked noticing a pink and black bag Beth was holding by a loop on her wrist.
"Ohh ummm I dunno Billy told me to take it and give it back to Mary..." Beth said as she held up her wrist looking curiosly at the bag.
"Wait a minute I know what that is!" Tracy said proudly and astonished...
"Its an i5 bag...Katie was going on and on and ON about hers one day...and how her and Mary were the only like 2 people who had 1." Meg took the bag from Beth and held it up for all to see, sure enough it said i5 on the side.
"Ohhh this is starting to look supsiciousER....!" Linda said with a laugh.
"Wonder why *he* wanted i5 so bad...he told Katie to *turn that racket down* one day when she was listening to it..." Sara said remebering the day that had happened.
"ohhhh...you know lets go find him again...we have all night anyways!" Linda said determined.
"Hey I'd like to but I got to go to work..." Meg said as she looked at her watch.
"Yeah me too..." Sara said.
"Alright fine, me, tracy, n Beth will go find Katie then I guess we'll go find Billy..." Linda said looking still annoyed and determined.
"And maybe Mary!" Sara said with a laugh!
"Alright bye bye..." the girls said to each other as the parted.
***meanwhile back to Katie***
Katie got in the car and groaned to herself. Getting in the car she felt a crunch under her butt....she got up and looked as she thought to herself, *damn mary leaving her i5 cd laying around...* and picked it up and moved it.
She started driving and right as the car started she heard *if I, if I ever see heaven again...*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Katie screamed as somehow (without a cd in there) that song had come on (its about getting back together with your ex for those who dunno...)
She quickly pulled over and put in "Forever" by the Spice Girls and then freaked as *I wanna make you holler and here you scream my name* started going through the speakers...
She breathed and gathered her wits about her...its just j just j just J! notin special and she sure as hell still didnt like him...not one bit! She started driving as *tell me why* came on, that was better!
As she pulled up at Billys apartment (where j was staying as he recorded his new cd) she noticed after she parked that she was checkin out how she looked....she smacked her head once she realized she'd be adjusting her cleavage .
J's car was there....she breathed deeply and went inside the building...Even from downstairs she could hear J laughing at something (most likely scooby doo...)
She walked up to Billys door and she heard J on what was apparently the phone.
"Yeah...yeah I *know* Jeesh Billy just ask her to ma...wait I heard someone at the door...just a sec..." J said even though Katie hadnt knocked!
J opened the door, he was in his grandpa boxers and had some powder sugar on them and his t shirt. His eyes got huge when he seen Katie, in her *rock paper scissors* shirt and tight hot topic low riders.
"My face is up here!" Katie said as J stared umm...below her neck
As J still stared the person on the other end of the phone shouted "JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!! J u there?"
"uh yeah hey I got to go." J said as he just hung up!
"Well I'll make this quick...I lost the vote to come over here and deal with you, so do you know where Billy is?" Katie asked a bit flustered.
"Oh...of course you'd never come just to *see me*" J said a bit sadly...
"Well good god J I used to come over all the time and I could have sat on you naked as the day I was born and you wouldnt have noticed me over those stupid lame ass cartoons!" Katie said annoyed.
"If you came over here naked as the day you were born I doubt you'd have *those* boobs!" J snapped back.
Katie just got a very nasty look on her face and said, "Look where the hell is Billy? Do you know? And FYI these are 100% real but you'll never know!"
J's eyes got big at that comment and he said very hurtly, "Well Billy's at the studio finishing up some work so he can go to dinner with someone tonight..."
J looked about to cry....he had really *really* liked Katie, and it was only one day he had cancelled a date for a brand new scooby cartoon, he had felt bad bout it but she had dumped him before he could make it up to her!
"Im sorry J....I shouldnt be such a bitch...thanks for tellin me..." Katie said feeling really bad...before either of them knew it she had jumped in the apartment and frenched J....slammed the door behind her and took him into the bedroom...
***meanwhile with linda, bethy, and tracy***
"Please listen to my CD!!!!!!" Bethy begged, Tracy was driving and Linda was in the front seat and Bethy was in the back.
"No! I like this CD!" Tracy said as she sang along with *Im gonna be*.
"Grrrr I hate oo!" Beth said with a pout.
"U know u love me!" Tracy said with a laugh
"Not the way Katie loves J! Thats only in your dreams!" Beth said with a laugh.
"Ewwwwwww nah its more like not like Mary n Billy! And definitly *not* in my dreams!" Tracy said disgusted.
"Hey were here!" Linda said as Tracy almost missed the turn into the parking lot of the apartments.
"K got it!" Tracy said as she turned and they parked.
The girls seen Katie and J's car and walked up the stairs.
"Wait!" Beth said before they walked up the second flight of stairs to J and Billys room.
"What?" Tracy and Linda asked in unison.
"I bet $50 if we go up there that J and Katie just got done having sex, or their in the middle of it!" Beth said slyly...
"Lemme in on that!" Linda said with a sly smile.
"Nah u guys are mean...Katie likes someone else I hear..." Tracy said as the girls shook on the bet and climbed the 2nd flight of stairs.
The door was opened (katie hadnt shut it well lol) and the girls walked in quietly...their eyes got huge as Linda quietly pointed to a pink bra that started a clothes trail into *billys* (yes J had his *own* bedroom)
They opened the door hesitantly to find Sarah (Connor) and Marc sleeping in Billys bed.
"Marc? Sarah!? What are you guys doing here?!?" Linda asked as Beth and Tracy ran disgusted out of the room (nobody could see anything, they had covers on that covered all...)
"Well the tour bus was locked...so then we came to find j for the key but the door was opened so we just helped outselves." Marc said with a smile as Linda left the room ewwwing. Just then the 3 girls decided to leave, hoping that Katie and J were in their apartment.
The door was locked and when they went in know one was there...they searched everywhere!
"Where the hell are they!?!?" Linda asked confused...
"We never tried Js room!" Beth said with a *i have an idea* smile.
The 3 girls went back into J and Billys apartment and went into Js room, he was sleepin in his boxers...alone...but his clothes were strewn everywhere!
"OMG!" Beth said as she stepped on what she recognized as Katie's strawberry thongs (laundry stories lol!)
"That doesnt prove anything!" Tracy whispered as she wondered if J was panty stealer creep...
"Yes it does u owe me $50!" Beth said as the girls walked out of the room.
"No it dont!" Tracy said as there was a knock on the door.
"Hey girls!" Katie said...she looked the same...
"Where u been!??!" Linda asked suspicously...
"I was hiding in the laundry room...I didnt want to see....J" Katie lied...she had wild kinky fun with J and they were cuddling when they heard Marc and Sarah come in but they knew they were safe after a few minutes...then they heard the girls come in and Katie quickly dressed and went out J's balcony window, straightend up, and came back up.
"then why are those here!?" Beth asked as she pointed to the thongs...
"OMG Ive been looking for those...eewww j must have stole them!" Katie said pretending she had noting to do with her panties disapperance .
"Sure...." Linda said accusingly.
Just then Katies phone started ringing (to the tune of Teach U Tonight) and she answered...it was Billy...
"BILLY!!!! Where u been young man?" Katie asked excitdly as all the other girls listened in.
"Umm well listen my girl...I mean Meg umm...shouted yeah shouted to me in the mall that you guys really wanted to talk to me tonight....well I just wanted to let you guys know Im busy and well yeah I wont be home tonight...oh and keep J out of my *special* porn!" Billy said as he hung up, he had talked so fast (like the gemini he was) that Katie (had she not been a gemini herself) almost didnt get it all!
"BILLY NO WAIT!!! Dammit!" Katie said as she shut her cell phone off.
"Whatd he say?" Linda asked curiously.
"He said he was busy...and one of US tipped him off..." Katie said emphasising us to insiuate her suspcions.
"Oh ho oh must be Mary..." Linda said as she took out her cell phone and dialed Marys #. No one answered...
"Well who the hell is this mystery woman?" Beth asked as she took another sip of her moutain dew.
Just then J came out and threw Marcs pants in to Billys room as he said, "Good god marc why did you guys have to trash this place?"
The girls heard Marc reply, "Because the tour bus was locked...I think Ben stole your porn again!"
Beth almost choked on her drink (she was Ben's fiancee`.)
"What!?!?" She asked as she choked down her pop.
"Ben stole Js porn, or sometin like that leave me alone I dunno..." Marc said as he came out and headed for the bathroom.
"Uh oh Bennys gonna get it!" Tracy said as the 3 girls and J (who wanted to tag along with Katie) followed Beth downstairs. Beth was just quietly walking until she went to the otherside of the apartment, out in the drive way, and found Naturals tour bus. Everyone heard a loud moan which sounded like it had come from Ben come from the bus. Beth calmly walked up, put the key up next to the keyhole and Katie put her hand to stop her, "BETH wait! J was that porn gone?"
"I dunno Billy has it anymore...but if I remember correctly he said they were missing the other day, he thought I took them but I didnt honest!" J said innocently as he smiled at her with the *i got something BETTER then porn* look.
Katie rolled her eyes and Beth just jammed the key in the hole and opened the door. Inside was a site to see! Ben was chained up to the couch and had duct tape over his mouth, and he was in his tighty whiteys. He looked scared out of his wits! The reason being was most likely the fact that patrick was necking on him and being very loud about it! The man was dressed in *fetish* clothes and well...you get the jist of the scene!
"OMG EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!" Katie, Linda, J, and Tracy squealed in unison as they hid their eyes (and katie hid her face in Js embrace...)
"GET OFF MY MAN GOOD GOD PATRICK UGH!!!!" Beth shouted as she walked over and pulled Patrick off the poor Ben...
"But he wanted it! He said J's porn just was boring and that you werent puttin out so why not!!!" Patrick said annoyed at the fact he had been interuptted.
Beth pulled the tape off of Ben as he gasped for air she unchained him.
"Beth *gasp* thank god *gasp* sweety *gasp* *gasp* NOT TRUE!" Ben said as Beth freed him, Patrick had gone back into the bathroom, they didnt want details lol!
"I know baby I know...god we have to get that man neutered or something!" Beth said annoyed.
"This isnt the first time?" Katie asked as she turned her face out of Js chest (where shed been hiding from the scene lol!)
"No! Every other day....*sigh* good god!" Beth said as she put the chains down and helped Ben into the bedroom on the side Patrick wasnt on.
Tracy, J, Katie, and Linda looked at each other with eyes that had just seen *way* to much!
"Lets go...." Linda said as they all backed away from the door and shut it like they had just seen Lou Pearlman nude!
"Katie you can let go of J now!" Linda said teasingly as they all got near the car, Katie and J had been walking in the *couple* fashion with their arms around each others sides.
"Eh ur right!" Katie said pretending to be disgusted when she was actually regretful.
"Why the hell are you here anyways?" Tracy asked J.
"Im bored..." J said, well that was partly true lol!
"Why dont we take 5, and just go rest and try and spy on Billy tomorow." Linda offered.
"Okay...I need to sleep its getting late..." Katie said.
"Uh huh its 7pm!" Linda said suspiciously.
"Well @#%$ you..." Katie said as she rolled her eyes and went back into the apartment...
J, Tracy, and Linda just stood there for less then 2 seconds before J chased after Katie.
"I knew it...you owe me and Beth $50!" Linda said beaming.
"Shut up!" Tracy said with a *shush im always right* look on her face.
Linda held out her hand tell Tracy put a $50 bill in her hand.
"Thank you." Linda said as she went back inside.
2 hours passed, Billy and Mary were still unaccounted for, Linda, Tracy, Sara, and Meg were doing various things on there own trying to not wonder about this situation, Katie and J were *making up*, and Beth was consuling Ben after his 5th Patrick attack in 2 weeks.
As Katie and J laid cuddling in his bed all of a sudden a scrungy man walked in through the window. He looked like Ben had earlier only he had on jeans and he was about Js height.
"SAVE ME!" the man screamed scaring the bejesus out of Katie n J.
"AHHHH who are you?" Katie asked as she cuddled closer to J.
"Im Im....Alex Band Ive been kidnapped by a psycho woman and it was right after me and my baby (his bf, Sean from Lifehouse he he) got married!!!! SAVE ME!" The man now identified as the callings missing singer Alex.
"OMG.....what'd she look like?" Katie asked with a hint of suspicions...
"She I dunno she just keeps me in her trunk and says shes waiting tell we get to Vegas so she can make me marry her!" Alex said, he looked more scared then Ben!
"Oh god...does she listen to Eminem alot?" Katie asked.
"Yeah and she yells at me if I criticize him through the trunk..." Alex said now looking around as if this *mystery woman* was in town.
"OMG J my sister is in town!!!! Alex where did u escape at?" Katie asked now concerned.
"In this parking lot...the woman told me we were going to get back at her ex...cuz cuz he dumped her for a Mary girl!" Alex said scaredly...
"Umm okay okay oh god! Okay umm J take care of Alex I need to find Linda and Billy and everyone!" Katie said as she got up (she was clothed) and ran out into the living room. Their she found Billy cleaning up.
"BILLY THANK GOD! Remember that stalker you had?" Katie said as she seen him...
"Oh forget that Katie listen ummm listen I cancelled my *plans* tonight cuz I got to scared...I need advice!" Billy said, he looked as troubled as the poor kidnapped alex and the poor raped Ben.
"Billy my sister is in town...whoever ur dating is in trouble if..." Katie said as just then she heard Alex scream higher then J could sing and glass smashing.
"U LIL!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!!! Screw it..." A familiar voice said as footsteps neared the living room.
In entered a woman who was nearing 20 and had brown hair and brown eyes, she was shorter then Alex and J.
"BRITTY listen okay Billy doesnt luv u! Accept it!" Katie said as her sister entered.
"Yes he does...he always does!!!" Britty screamed as she came next to Billy.
"Brittni....we broke up years ago just leave me alone!" Billy said dully.
"NO! NEVER!" Britty said as she sat on his lap, billy just sighed annoyingly.
"OMG look Britty there goes Alex!" Katie said as she seen Alex sneak out.
Britty got a *deciding* look on her face and said, "I'll see to it you dont marry her ever! " and she left the room after alex.
"That was weird..." J said as he came out.
"Yeah shes my ex...a bit touched in the head...anyways guys I need advice..." Billy said as he once again returned to his topic of concern, just then his phone rang.
"Uh huh...okay I'll come over...but just for awhile." Billy said as he said his goodbyes and got on his shoes as he hung up.
"Wait where are you going?!?" Katie asked, she had wanted to talk to him.
"I gotta...I just gotta go..." Billy said as he left.
Katie and J just stayed there looking stunned at everything that had just happened in a few mins. Out the window you could hear Alex's husband rescuing him from the psycho Britty, and you could also hear Billys car start up and leave.
"Well that was odd...lets go snuggle." J said as he sat next to Katie.
"You have bad timing you know that?" Katie asked a bit annoyed.
"Aww u love me you know it!" J said as he kissed her.
"J not now...Im worried about Billy hes been acting so strangely I mean I shoulda known something was wrong when he left his porn!" Katie said concerned.
"Cant you worry about him later?" J pleaded. Katie looked at the clock, it was almost midnight.
"I guess I dont have much a choice....but Im sleeping so I can catch him tomorow!" Katie said as she walked back into the bedroom.
"Ohhh Im gonna kick Billy!" J muttered as he came in the bedroom too.
"No you wont or I'll kick you!" Katie said, J was shocked shed heard him. Soon the 2 were asleep. Meanwhile Alex had been successfully rescued, Beth had successfully comforted Ben and they were sleeping also, Linda was working on some homework for her college, Meg and Tracy were sleeping, and Sara was having her nightly secret fling with Patrick (yes if you have noticed by now pretty much everyone has some dirty little secret !....I need to get one for Meg and Tracy lol!) Mary and Billy were both still missing. The girls hadnt seen Mary since 3pm when she ran off in the mall.
The next morning Linda woke up sleepily to screaming. She got up in her daze and walked across the hall to where the screaming was coming from.
"I HATE U I SHOULDA NEVER TRUSTED U!" Katie screamed at J as she held some shiny pink thong panties in her hand, she looked pissed.
"Honey those seriously ARENT my doing!" J pleaded. Linda just walked in on the scene.
"What the hell are u two fighting about?" Linda asked.
"He SLEPT WITH TRACY!" Katie said as she threw the name embroidered panties at J.
"I DID NOT! Her and Billy were in here one day and..." J said as the girls eyes both got huge and looked at him.
"When was this?" Katie asked shocked.
"not last night but the night before that..." J said, he honestly was innocent and he felt bad.
Linda and Katie looked at each other then ran out the door to find tracy. Katie ran back and apoligized to J quickly and then ran back. Linda and Katie ran into Tracy, Meg, and Saras appartment to find Patrick and Sara slumped with bits of choclate, whip cream, and cherries on them on the couch.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW MY VIRGIN EYES!" Katie shrieked as she turned around. Linda threw a blanket over them and said, "If your a virgin then Im a man!"
Katie just glared at her and muttered a *shut up*
The girls walked into Tracys room and found her thankfully only having Josie (the kitty) in her bed. Meg and her shared a room and Meg was asleep with some guy by her.
"Tracy wake up!" Katie shouted so that her n Meg both woke up.
"Ahh what are you doin here?" Meg asked sleepily.
"We came to talk to Tracy." Linda said with a sly smile.
"What whatd I do now?" Tracy asked as she hid her head under the pillow.
"BILLY!" Katie said as Meg screeched at that news and Linda couldnt help laughing each other.
"Im gonna castrate J I SWEAR!" Tracy said as she started getting up and Katie stopped her with a no.
"What were you doing with Billy?" Linda asked.
"We just had a fling...it was a drunk thing I swear! Besides he has a girl he really likes I dont know who she is but thats where he keeps going!" Tracy said as she rolled over and secretly plotted the death of *j jr *
"Oh @#%$ it I give up Linda! Lets go get food Im hungry." Katie said as she had given up with this *billy stalking*
"Alright...you guys wanna come?" Linda asked Tracy and Meg.
"Yeah gimme a half hour." They both said.
"Alright....meet us at Yen Ching Express in the mall..." Katie said as her and Linda walked away and avoided the *love sunday* on the couch.
The girls went back to their apartment and got dressed. They had almost sneaked out J free until he caught a glimpse of Katie in her *i'll show you mine if you show me yours* t shirt, then he caught them at the door.
"Hey whatcha doin?" He asked as they were almost out the door. Well how the hell could he not know what they were doing? They were 2 girls in their 20s dressed and ready for shopping and even had their purses (he he Katies was a duck )
"Where going places..." Katie said as she tried to walk outside J-less but again he followed.
Linda laughed, she thought it was so damn funny!
"Can I come places too?" J asked.
Katie sighed, this meant debating over who had a bigger package: Craig David or Billy..... Damn her day was ruined lol!
"Alright...fine...but you got to behave." Katie said as they got in her and Lindas car (yes we're poor, we share a car lol!)
As Katie started the car up (her turn to drive yay!) "Holler" started playing... Linda just burst out laughing and said, "Hey J lets switch seats (she was in the passenger seat)!"
Katie tried to control her annoyance with Linda as J gleefully got out and sat by Katie.
Lets just put it this way: the ride their with Lindas encouragement was full frontal hell!
As the 3 pulled up to the mall they seen Billy and Mary get out of her car.
"Ohhh stalking time!" Katie said thankful for an excuse to get off how many kids she wanted (THANK U LINDA NOT Lol!)
"You are such a wuss!" Linda said with a laugh as they got out and quietly followed Billy and Mary into the mall.
Billy and Mary walked in, hand in hand, to the entrance and then went to the cafe` (apparently they had the same idea.) Mary sat down as Billy went to order. The 3 were just intending to quietly observe and stalk, but J was getting way to touchy feely on Katie so she ran out of their hiding spot and came up behind Mary and scared the crap out of her by saying "Boo!"
"AHHH! OMG dont do that!" Mary said as she turned around to see her friend.
"I thought the duck purse would gimme away thats why I didnt jump ya!" Katie said with a laugh as she sat down at the table.
"Umm yeah...hey ya know umm dont you have somewhere to be?" Mary asked as she (out of the corner of her eye) looked at Billy.
"Yeah here! I was hungry so I wanted some chinese!" Katie said in her perky (and happy to not be feeled up) tone.
"Oh umm...yeah..." Mary said nervously as she fully turned around and looked back at Billy, thats when Katie noticed a mark on her neck.
"Mary what the hell?" Katie asked as Mary turned back around.
"What?" Mary asked confused.
"What do you have on ur neck?" Katie asked with a laugh.
"Umm ohh nothing I musta just scratched it..." Mary said trying to cover the hickey up.
"Yeah with some guy most likely Billys teeth!" Katie teased.
"Shut up! No thats not true!" Mary said as she tried to pretend not to lie.
Mary was saved as she looked on Katies own neck and seen about 2 or 3 of the same marks!
"I see you have a problem too.." Mary said pointing at her neck.
"Damn J!" Katie said accidently as she tried to look at her neck and shoulders.
"I thought you 2 broke up!" Mary said confused and interested.
"Well yeah but...yeah anyways ohh look here comes lover boy now!" Katie said as Billy was returning with some food.
He stopped in mid step when he seen Katie, he didnt want her to know...not yet.
"hey umm hi Katie. Hey Mary could I talk to u over here a sec?" Billy asked nervously.
"Umm sure..." she said as she got up and went back by the pop machiene. Katie was tempted to follow but now she was paranoid about what other *love marks* J had left on her!
***over at the machiene***
"What is she doing here?" Billy asked paranoidly.
"I dunno she just showed up!" Mary said in the same tone.
"She didnt notice...the ring did she?" Billy asked as he quickly picked up Marys left hand and looked at the ring he had put there the other night....
"No just my hickeys you left argh! I told you not to!" Mary said as she pointed to her neck, her and Billy both turned back around just to see Katie with an opened duck and holding her make up mirror tryin to see any more marks...
"Im sorry baby I'll make it up to you tomorow night okay? I'm sorry I gotta work tonight..." Billy said as he gave her a quick kiss on the cheek.
"Alright...well Katie is paranoid she shouldnt be to bad..." Mary said as they walked back over to the table.
"Im scared of her normally, its when she goes crazy Im really concerned...." Billy said with a laugh as they came back. Just as they sat down Tracy, Sara, Meg, and Beth showed up talking a mile an hour and when they seen Billy they came over to the table immediatly, soon followed by Linda and J.
"BILLY!" They all said as Billy looked at them almost pleadingly to let him be today...
"oh hi girls!" Billy said with a forced smile...he looked to J pleadingly but J wasnt paying attention lol!
"Where you been?" Beth asked as she sat down.
"Oh umm working...hey u know what Im late I better be going...see ya'll later!" Billy said as he got up and gave Mary a 'im sorry' look and left.
"That man doesnt love us anymore!" Katie said teasingly.
"Oh now your starting to sound like SpiceWorld!" Beth teased.
"No I *am* *da* *queen* of SpiceWorld!" Katie said with a smile.
"You guys are all nuts....so Mary where were you?" Sara asked with a teasing smile.
"Oh ummm I just had to leave." Mary said shyly as she played with her food.
"To where?" Meg asked as she looked at the lil flyers they have on tables.
"To places! To umm...I had to see my brother..." Mary lied quickly.
"uh huh sure...so why was Billy with you?" Tracy asked with a laugh.
"No reason!" Mary said quickly as Beth (with her brillant timing) said, "Oh yeah Mary before I forget Billy told me to give you this..." she said as she handed her the i5 bag.
"oh umm thanks..." Mary said blushing.
"Why did Billy have it?" Katie asked as she was trying to get J to quit looking down her shirt (damn his height lol!)
"Because I left it at the studio when I was there with Beth!" Mary said as she stomped on Beth's foot under the table so she would play along. Beth just looked at her foot, looked at Mary, looked back at her foot, and said, "Ow! What the hell are you talking about? You werent there..."
"Beth shush...I got to go!" Mary said as she got up and some watermelon flavored condoms fell out of her pocket.
All the girls looked down and burst out laughing.
"Mary dont forget these!" Beth shouted after her (mary had been in such a hurry she hadnt noticed!)
Mary didnt look back, she just kept on running...
The girls were laughing mercilessly now. Beth had picked up the condoms now and was holding it between her pointer finger and thumb like it was a pair of Lous underwear, and had her trademark grossed out look on her face! Katie was laughing so hard she had to put her head down in her arms to shut herself up (cuz she laughs so loud and high pitched )
"OMG Beth what are you doing with *those*?" Jen (billys co songwriter) asked as she came up to the table of girls and J.
Beth said ewww (as if she had just realized what they were) and threw them to Jen.
"Ewww sorry here Katie u and J can use them!" Jen said as she threw them Katies way.
"I hate watermelon..." Katie said and then realized she had failed to deny the J part as everyone was staring at her so she added, "and no we dont cuz were still not a we!"
"Yes we are!" J said in protest
"Oh ho oh the soap opera just keeps getting better and better!" Sara said as she leaned back in her chair and fell.
Thankfully that gave enough distraction for the J subject to drop.
"Good god what have you all been smoking?" Jen asked through her laughs.
"Its more like whos been licking who..." Linda said looking at Sara, Beth, Tracy, Meg, Katie, and J.
"What?" They all asked at once.
Jen and Linda just laughed.
Just then Lindas phone rang.
"Girls I gotta go...my agent just called and I have to get to this audition NOW!" Linda said as she quickly got up and ran off.
"Linda wait your my ride!" Katie shouted after her.
"I'll give ya a ride." Jen said as she sat in Linda's place.
"Alright thanks..." Katie said.
"Oh man what time is it?" Sara asked as she looked at her watch.
"Why is it time for Patricks breakfast ?" Katie asked trying not to laugh.
"You are SOOOOO dead!" Sara said getting up in her *cat fight* stance.
"Bring it on bitch!" Katie said tryin not to laugh as J sat her down, he didnt like when they pretened to fight cuz it scared him anyways.
"J! Ugh why'd you do that?" Katie asked annoyed.
"Because...I just dont like that..." J said with a puppy dog look on his face.
"Ugh Jen why dont we go down to the studio? Maybe Mr. Doenst-love-his-neighbors-anymore will be there!" Katie said pulling herself out of Js death grip and getting up.
Her and Jen walked off and J looked at them pittifully like he wanted to follow but he didnt.
"Aww J whats wrong?" Beth asked, she always thought J was sweet.
"Noffin." J said.
"Aww lets go get some ice cream and talk about it..." Beth offered, she knew thatd get him.
"Fine..." J said as he got up and followed Beth to the just opening Dairy Queen.
Tracy and Meg decided to head off to work. So everyone once again was accounted for except Mary and Billy.
As Katie and Jen walked outside they seen Mary and Billy talking in his car. Katie really didnt care to talk to him right then so her and Jen just went on to the studio, at least they could say they did some work and get paid lol!
Tracy and Meg also noticed them as they went to their cars.
***inside Billys car***
"Mary Im sorry!" Billy pleaded.
"Why didnt you tell me? Why did you do it!?!?" Mary asked very upsetly.
"I was drunk! Dont you remember that time I woke up by Marc and Sarah (Connor) with a lamp shade on my head? Im sorry...besides I mean...well you know....we...." Billy said getting shy all of a sudden
"We what?" Mary asked, she was still pissed.
"We've been friends for so long...it kinda does count as dating....thats why i thought ya know giving you that ring the other night was a good idea....if you just want to forget this dating thing then go ahead..." Billy said sadly on the last note.
Mary sat and thought awhile, "Well what do you want this ring to mean?" she asked.
Billy took her left hand and looked at it and then kissed it and said, "Well....we went on one date! What do you want it to mean?"
"Whatever you want it to mean, you gave it to me!" Mary said shyly.
"Well maybe we could say....its a promise ring, that'll turn into a engagment ring maybe in a few months?" Billy asked as he looked at her ring still.
"Alright..." Mary said with a smile as he kissed her.
***Meanwhile about 10 mins earlier at the Dairy Queen***
"Now whats wrong?" Beth asked as J got his hot fudge sunday (and not the kind sara and patrick had the night before lol!)
"*sigh heavily* I dont think Katie likes me much..." J said as he looked at his sunday as they sat down.
"Why?" Beth asked as she ate her blizzard.
"Cuz...well she says were not a *we*!" J said trying not to cry.
"Well..." Beth said as she ate her blizzard, "she thinks you are only usuing her so you can be the next Justin Timberlake....so instead of ignoring her in private maybe you should LEARN TO GIVE A DAMN! Ohhhh BEN!" Beth said as she noticed Ben walk up behind J.
"Hey baby!" Ben said as he sat down next to Beth and gave her a hug.
"Whats wrong wit you?" Ben asked as he noticed J.
"Noffin..." J said looking into his sunday.
"Oh the *Justin/Britney* prob again? Why dont u just go get a ring or sometin....chicks like that kinda stuff..." Ben said as he took a bite of Beths blizzard.
Beth gave him a *so chicks are that easy* look and Ben quickly said, "But not my bethy, I just gotta give her money then she loves me..." he laughed as Beth playfully hit him.
"Beth is that a good idea?" J asked not sure if to trust his poor raped by patrick friend.
"Well Katie likes shiny, pink, fluffy, spice girl inspired things...go for that." Beth said as she stole her spoon back from Ben and took a bite of her Blizzard.
"Hmmm I'll have to talk to Billy, they're good friends he'll know!" J said with a smile.
"You do that..." Beth said, Ben was now kissing her so she was a bit distracted.
"Ugh I think Im gonna go home...I'll get a taxi." J said as he got up and left.
As he walked out of the mall he seen Billys car, not thinking bout the mysterious girlfriend, J went to get into the passenger side of the car only to find Mary and billy going at it like cats in heat!
"EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" J screamed as he backed away and covered his eyes.
"OMG J!" Billy and Mary almost said in unison as they both sat back up and readjusted themselves.
"Why are you two doing that?" J asked confused, he didnt know about the date either!
"Ummm because....need a ride?" Billy asked as Mary opened the backdoor so J could get in.
"I guess..." J said still giving them a funny look as he got in.
J just sat in the backseat as Billy drove and Mary blushed. They both looked so damn guilty it was borderlining hilarious!
"So umm J...hows Katie?" Billy asked to break the awkwardness.
"Shes good...she hates me....Billy I need your help but your apparently too busy for me!" J said with his cute pout.
"Im not Im not! What you need my help with?" Billy asked as he quickly tried to dismiss Js accusation.
"Not in front of *her*!" J said, he knew Mary would tell Katie any and everything.
"Well hey treat my girlfriend nice or you'll be out of this car before it stops!" Billy said a bit offended.
"Fine...but lets just meet at the you know where tomorow at you know when." J said.
"Alright gotcha." Billy said as he pulled into the driveway by the tour bus.
Mary gave them a funny look as to how they understood what *you know* meant. All 3 of them got out of the car and went into Billy/J's apartment.
***5 hours later, in Linda/Katie/Beth's apartment***
"Katie why dont you just fuckin admit it?" Linda asked as she was at the computer typing up one of her screen plays. She had gotten the modeling job and was thrilled, for it was a start! Even if it was for a low budget porn magazine (one of the 5 which Billy had a lifetime subscription to lol!)
Beth was sitting at the table eating marshmellows and hot choclate (despite it being june lol!) and Katie was lying on the couch flipping channels.
"@#%$ admit what?" Katie asked
"Speaking of @#%$..." Beth said with her *hint linda* smile
"Shut up Beth!"
"Wait whats this about?" Katie asked. She didnt know about Lindas new job though Beth did.
"Nothing....anyways just admit you and J are together again!" Linda said giving beth the *shut up or die* look.
"We arent together...we just had *tye ya up to the bed* fun the other night...and now he *thinks* were together*" Katie said casually.
"I knew it! Well why not get back with him?" Linda asked.
"I dunno...maybe I shall..." Katie said as she got up and walked off.
***next morning, noon.***
*knock knock knock* Mary was knocking on Katie/Linda/Beth's door.
"Im coming Im coming...." Katie said as she got up to get the door. She'd been asleep and her hair was all messed up.
"Hey girl! Wanna get some lunch?" Mary asked as Linda ran by the two frantically looking for something.
"Linda what the hell is wrong?" Katie asked as she rubbed her eyes.
"I cant find the name of the place Im going too...I bet Billy would know..." Linda said as she pushed past Mary and ran into Billys apartment which was once again opened.
"DAMN IT!" The girls heard Linda scream as the followed her into the apartment.
"What?" Mary asked.
"Billys gone again! WHERE'S BILLY?" Linda asked freaked out, he was the only one who would know, and with his porn stash missing how would she find the name of her place?
"Well I heard him the other day say something about meeting J 'somewhere' at 'sometime'." Mary said.
"How would you know? You weren't really around him the other day..." Katie asked confused, she had fully forgotten bout the Chinese encounter.
"Yeah I was we had breakfast...anyways yeah I dont know what that meant but him and J seemed to know." Mary said.
"off to NYPD Pizza!" Katie said deteremindly.
"Why?" Mary and Linda asked.
"Because in J language sometime means noon or 1 and somewhere means porno shop or NYPD Pizza..." Katie said matter of factly.
"How would you know?" Linda asked with a teasing smile.
"Shut up...notin wrong with talking bout my bf..." Katie said.
"So hes your bf now huh?" Linda asked.
"Yep." Katie said as the girls left the apartment to get ready for their *billy/j* hunt

Bethybenluver:
"ha ha it figuers" beth said... "are we gunna eat or what im starving"
"yes were going to eat right now" katie said
" geese beth cant you wait like 15 freakin mins to eat" linda said
"nope....... i'm a staving girl just like a lil kid in india" beth said with a smile.
linda katie and mary both laugh
"i bet" katie said
"and hey let me drive this time"... beth asked
"ok fine" they all said
"so are we going to eat pizza?" mary asked
"yup" katie said
"im gunna drive my car and meet you guys there ok?" mary said
~*** in the car***~
"hey look at that that looks like billy going into that flower shop. doesnt it" beth said
"yeah it does" katie said
"i wonder why" linda said confuzed and glanced at katie then at beth than back at katie.
" linda your crazy i tell ya" beth said
"hey Now be nice". linda said and lightly hit beth in the arm
" i am always nice." beth said and gave linda a innosent smile.
"ha thats funny" linda said
"so linda hows it going with you and mikey boy." beth asked
"its great hes so sweet i luv him to pieces."
"haha i bet" katie said and gave linda that what have you 2 been doin kinda look.
~* 5 mins later they show up at the NYPD pizza place. were they met up with mary, j, and billy*~
"HEY EVERY BODY LOOK ITS BILLY OMG AND HEY IS THAT.... NO IT COULD"NT BE... WAIT IT IS THE FAMOUS J" beth said with a laugh.
katie, linda, mary, billy, and j laugh at the same time and when j laughs to hard he starts snorting so he did just that
so beth was laughing hystericlly.
"ok enough with that lets eat im starving" beth said
"when are you not" billy said jokingly
"when im sleeping...haha"
"no when u sleep ur prolly thinking about food." katie said
"lol nah i think about something else."beth said
"well thats a tough one to figure out" linda and mary said at the same time.
"how bout katie j and mary order our pizza and me linda and billy go get a spot to sit at." beth said
"ok sounds good to me " j said with a smile
~* at the table*~
"so billy we saw you coming out of the flower shop" linda said
"nah that wasnt me." billy said trying hard not to lie
"ha your lying i can tell when somebody lies im good at that even ask katie and ben and everybody." beth said
"thats for sure" linda said and rolled her eyes
"hey im going to call ben and have him get his ass out of bed and come eat pizza with us i will be right back." beth said
"ok" linda said"....."soooooooooooooooo"
" i dunno" billy said
~* meanwhile back at the ordering counter*~
"What do you think they will want." mary asked
"well i know beth and she will want either pepperoni or sasuge." katie said
"Well i know billy will want pepperoni" mary said "cuz thats his fav one toping"
"ok then and what about linda." katie said
"she will eat whatever we get her." j said "im as hungry as beth so lets order somthing."
"hey whats up you guy and girls." a voice from behind them said.
" Oh he ben beth is sitting down at a table you can go find them." katie said
"ok thanks." ben said "remember cheese pizza"
"no prob." katie said
" So katie we shoukd go shopping some time with us girls NO GUYS." mary said hinting for j to leave the girls to do what girls do best.
"ok howbout after we get done here." katie said
"ok sounds good." mary said
"i know for a fact bethy will come and linda she prolly will it all depends if she works or not." katie said
~* they finally got there food and started eating then like 30 mins later katie mary beth and linda headed for the mall katie and beth in one car mary and linda in the other*~

michaeljohnsonsangelstar:
**In Mary/Linda's car**
Neither of them were talking until Mary decided to break the silence.
"Ok! Spill!" Mary told Linda, "What was it you needed to talk to Billy about?"
"Nothing!" Linda snapped.
"That is such BS, tell me please," Mary pleaded, "Is it really that bad?"
"Yes it is," Linda told her, "You would kill me if I told you."
"Well, if Billy is involved I'm gonna find out anyway," Mary said.
"Uh that's what I'm afraid of!" Linda whined.
**Katie/Beth's car**
"Hey Bethy do you know why Linda needed to talk to Billy?" Katie asked.
"Why do you wanna know?" Beth asked her.
"Because it's making me paranoid and Linda's my best friend and room mate and I'm your cousin so tell me!" Katie commanded.
"Ugh! Um.... Linda got a 'modeling' job," Beth told her.
"Really that's great... but why does she need to keep it a secret from the rest of us? And what does Billy have to do with it?" Katie asked, "They're not having an affair are they?!?!"
Beth laughed nervously, she didn't like being asked so many questions especially since she highlighted her hair blonde. "No they're not having an affair," Beth told her, "Why would you care anyway?"
"Uh.... just... because!" Katie told her.
"Ok if I tell you what kind of modeling job Linda has, you better not tell ANYONE!!!!!" Beth told her.
"Alright alright yeesh!!" Katie said.
Beth leaned over to Katie's ear and whispered Linda's secret. Katie's eyes widened and almost went off the road.
"WHOA STAY ON THE ROAD PLEASE!" Beth yelled, bracing herself.
"She's modeling for what!!!!!" Katie yelled.
"I don't wanna say it again, it makes me feel uncomfortable!" Beth told her.
"What does Billy have to do with it?" Katie asked.
"He's subscribed to that magazine," Beth told her.
Katie's mouth hung opened then made a disgusted look on her face, "EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the most... not right thing, I have ever heard about Linda!"
"Katie..."
"I can't believe she's set her standards so low!" Katie yelled.
"Katie..."
"Omg! I don't I know her anymore!"
"Katie..."
"What!"
"Can I drive?"
"No."
"Then would you!!!!" Beth yelled pointing towards the road.
"AHH!" Katie yelled as she drove the car back onto the road.

Bethybenluver:
"geese katie your gunna kill us please let me drive" beth said
"ok fine since ur gunna whine about it" katie said
"well hey i wanna be alive when i get married" beth said
"haha i would imagin so" katie said
"pull over there and then we can switch." beth said
"ok"
little did they know the place were they pulled into was were linda worked at.
" hey this place looks familliar of what linda described what her work place looked like" beth said
"OH GOD!!!" katie said
"lol i dont know why thats her job but oh well thats her choice i guess" beth said
"yeah...... hey lets get out of here before someone wants us to be in their mag." katie said
"good idea." beth said
~* later at the mall*~
katie and beth met up with linda and mary they talked a lil then shopped a lil and went back to there apartment where they were surprised to see all 5 of the guy from natural and billy.
"OMG how did you guys get in." linda asked
"umm linda sweety ben has a key remember." beth said
"oh yeah i forgot."
"well this is interesting." katie said
"yes it is " mary said
"hey girls hows it going." mike asked
"pretty good how bout you." katie said
"pretty alright." mike said
"hey benny." beth said
"hey baby." ben said "do you wanna go out someplace.?"
"sure." beth said with a smile
"well girls and guy wel be out late dont stay up now ya hear like last time you did." ben said with a laugh
"bye girls and guys." beth said
Bye everybody else said (i dont feel like naming off all there names)
"so katie we should go somewhere and talk." J said
"ok sounds good lets go." katie said
"Well im going to bed im tired wann join mike." linda said
"sure" mike said with a smile
"well i guess that leaves me and u billy wanna go to ur apartment and talk." mary said
"ok cool." billy said
** katie and j**
soooo katie said
hey katie. j asked
yeah.
i bought u this.
Oh really thats so sweet i love lilacs
i know you do thats why i got it for you.
hey could we go somewhere els and talk about stuff more and other things too. katie said with a wink
OK he said LETS GO!!!!
* so katie and j leave to a quieter place so they could talk (suposivly) (cant spell haha)
* AT BETH AND BEN*
"so what do you wanna do."beth said
" beth sweetie that was a stupid question you know what i want to do." ben said
" lol yeah i guess it was wanst it." beth said
ben smiled "yeah but thats ok i still love ya."
"well thats good i hope you do."
" i do" ben said
beth smiled "well then i will think about that alighty."
" ok."
"ok i thought about it" beth said with a smile
"whoohoo alright lets go." ben said
~* with mary and billy*~

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Mary and billy were sitting on his bed, making out. J had just got *done talking* with Katie and decided to go find Billy. He went and opened the door right as things were getting umm *heated*. "AHHHHH OMG!" all 3 people shrieked as the 2 were caught and J was once again tramatized.
"WHY? WHY NOT LOCK THE DOOR?" J asked as he covered his poor blinded lil sexy brown eyes.
"I thought I did..." Billy said confused. Just then Marc and Sara had walked in and Marc shouted from the living room, "Oh yeah Billy I broke your door...me and sarah kinda yeah..."
"Ugh....OUT!" Billy said refocusing on J.
"Fine...god!" J said as he shut the door and went to get some cookies.
***meanwhile, next morning, katie/beth/lindas apartment***
"EHHH EHHH EHH EHHH EHHHHHHHHHHH! *good morning you are listening to Hot 100! The weather today will be in the upper..." Lindas alarm clock screamed at her at 8am in the morning.
"ungh..." Linda said as she shut the damn thing off and got up and showered. Her agent had rescheduled the shoot for today and had told her the address. She wasnt excited but hey what could she do?
She got dressed and got her keys and left. In the car she got a call from Michael, "Hey baby...wanna go get breakfast? I dont have practice tell 9."
"Umm I would but I have a....shoot." Linda half lied as she drove.
"Oh...okay....ya know we dont get to spend much time together any more..." Michael said sadly, hed gotten up early in hopes of seeing her.
"Well I'll have all next week off, we can do stuff then." Linda said.
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 Re: Where's Billy?
"Alright...bye." Michael said as he hung up, he was in a VERY bad mood. Last night at midnight Patrick had sneaked away from Sara, grabbed Ben from Beths bed, and tried to rape him while he slept...*AGAIN*! So there was a whole bunch of noise as Sarah and Beth tried to stop him and poor Ben screamed through the gag in his mouth. To add to that then Beth *comforted* Ben loudly tell 3am, and then J came on the bus crying because Billy and him had gotten in a fight over *her* and *his her* whoever they were, and then Marc and Sarah came in at 5AM drunk off their asses and being VERY noisy. THE POOR BOY WAS TIRED AND NEEDED *his Linda* HUG!
When Linda got to the studio Lou Pearlman was there.
"Lou? Why are you here?" Linda asked very afraid now!
"Oh my brother does these shoots, I thought i'd *assit* him today" Lou said with a huge smile.
"More like *everyday*" His brother, the photographer added in.
"Do I have to do this?" Linda asked as she turned to her agent, Matt.
"Yes you signed a contract!" Matt said a bit annoyed.
"fine..." Linda said as she went and changed into her robe...and only her robe.
When she came out on the set the photographer said "ROBE OFF!" Lou was standing there with his *personal* camera and about 20-30 MORE men were watching.
"OMG Matt!" Linda said pleadingly.
Matt gave her the *do it* look and so she reluctantly did. Longest hour of her life (due to the fact they kept *claiming* they'd messed up though they hadnt.)
When she got home Katie was laying on Js tummy on the couch, and Beth was sitting in Bens lap in a chair. They were all watching Nicktoons (it was Saturday, and 2pm lol!)
"Hey where the hell were you?" Katie asked as she noticed Linda walk in and look VERY shaken.
"No where...is Mikey here?" Linda asked.
"No he said sometin bout going to shop with a girl who cared about him..." Ben said matter of factly as he kissed Beths neck.
"What girl?!?" Linda asked even more upset now.
"I dunno, some girl Billy seemed to fancy, which pissed Mary off, which is odd cuz Mary dont like Billy!" Katie said, not knowing bout Mary and Billy.
"TRACY!" Linda said as she walked out of the apartment down to Tracy/Sara/Meg's apartment.
She opened the door and Sara and Patrick were making out on their *love couch* again.
"Eww guys have u seen Tracy?" Linda asked.
"Mmmm OHHH awww mmm no she left with Michael and some other chica OMG!" Sara said as Patrick nibbled on her neck.
"Ewww k!" Linda said as she slammed the door and went back and got in her car to drive to the mall.
When she got there she seen Michael, Tracy, and some black haired girl bout Michael's height, shopping in M Martin jewlers. The tall girl was trying on a ring. Linda was so pissed she just went and drove around for awhile.
***Meanwhile 30 mins later back at katie/beth/lindas apartment***
"Hey guys!" Michael said as he walked in the door, he looked a lot happier. His sister Kristin (relyin on linda for names here lol!) and Tracy walked in with some shopping bags.
"Hey..." The 4 responded in a monotone as they watched a Simpsons rerun.
"Wheres my angel Linda?" Michael asked happily as he looked round.
"She left, she thought you were having an affair with Tracy...again." Katie said. Michael and Tracy had had a one night thing (yes tracy is apparently the groupie of choice lol!) awhile back, pre Linda.
"Shut up! No Im not why did she think that?" Michael asked.
"Dunno..." Katie said. J, and Ben were asleep so they didnt say anything.
"ugh! I was just getting her a ring...ya know I thought it was time ya know..." Michael said shyly.
"For the next step?" His sister helped him out.
"yeah thats it!"
Just then before anyone could say anything (the door was still opened) Billys apartment door opened and out came Mary, her back to the group.
"WELL @#%$ YOU! IF YOU WANT HER HAVE HER!" Mary shouted as she ran out and down the hall.
Everyone watched, and Katie got up and went into Billys apartment (after prying off Js death grip on her)
Billy was sitting on the couch trying not to cry as he looked at a small ring in his fingers.
"Billy you okay? What was that all about?" Katie asked as she sat next to him and gave him a hug.
"Ma...Mary is mad at me...she thinks I like Tracy again! I WASNT EVEN WITH HER THEN!" Billy said as he realized hed just admitted he was with Mary.
"What?" Katie asked confused.
"Im dating Mary, and I have been but the night before I asked her out me and Tracy had a one night thing...WE WERE DRUNK!" Billy said as he broke down again.
"aww is this like that time you asked Terri out but she got mad cuz you had that 3some with Marc and Sarah and woke up with a lampshade on your head cuz youd been really wasted the night before?" Katie asked.
"yeah...I...I gotta go I'll be back." Billy said as he got up and disappeared.
***4 weeks and 2 days later, Mary and Billy made up, Linda has been avoiding Michael so she still thinks he cheated on her, Natural drove off and are staying 2 hrs away from there, J is visiting Billy...***
***noon, billy and Js apartment***
"Josie no! Dont put your paws in daddys cereal!" J said as he put Josie (his kitty) on the floor.
"Scooby no! Daddy isnt sharing his cereal...today........*2 seconds later* oh dont give daddy that look.....*2 more seconds later* fine here." J said as he put his bowl down for his puppy Scooby to finish.
"Hey J have you cleaned turtie's cage?" Billy asked as he came out of the bedroom, he had Sean hair (Sean from lifehouse, look it up you'll no what i mean he he) and had his pajamas all wrinkles and a robe half thrown on.
"No thats YOUR job!" J said as he picked the bowl off the floor and heard the mail truck pull up.
"I'll go get it, Scooby probably has to go out anyways." J said as he got up, put his puppy on a leash and went downstairs to get the mail (in his sexy boxers and tee....awww!)
As Scooby sniffed around for a *good spot* J got the mail. As usual Billys monthly *porn delivery* was there. 4 mags: Playboy, Jugs, Penthouse, and the smaller new porn mag *Barenaky*. The mags had black covering packages so you could only see the titles, and J noticed a familar face on the cover but he couldnt place it cuz it had so much make up on. After Scooby *did his thang* J went back upstairs and said "Porn delivery." as he sat the mags down my Billy on the couch.
"Ohhhhh gimme gimme!" Billy said enthuisatically. He picked them up and opened the first one on top (Barenaky.) He ripped off the plastic and then his eyes got huge. On top of the black background and under the silvery word *barenaky* was LINDA! NUDE at that!
***meanwhile, same time, at linda/katie/beth's apartment***
"Hey Linda...your *art* arrived!" Beth said as she waved the porno mag at Linda as she walked in the room. Mary, Katie, and Beth were eating breakfast and laughing about it.
"OMG Im on the cover!" Linda said, she didnt think she'd be on the cover! Now Billy would for surely see!
"OMG we gotta stop him!" Linda said as she ran out of her apartment, Mary and Katie in tow (It was to early in the morning for Beth to run lol!)
***Meanwhile, 3 mins ago at Billys apartment***
"J OMG LOOK!" Billy said as he held up the fold out pinup of Linda.
"Eww Billy I dont wanna see your porn!" J said as he closed his eyes, he didnt like porn, he loved Katie .
Just then (the door was still opened, J had failed to shut it) Michael was walking up to Lindas room to see her, she'd been avoiding him and he drove all the way down just to see her. Right then he heard J say his *porn comment* and turned to look, and seen a huge NUDE PICTURE OF HIS GIRLFRIEND!
"OMG BILLY!" Michael said as he ran in and grabbed this mag from him, "WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?!??" Michael asked hurtly as he looked at it.
"My mag!" Billy said shocked as just then Linda, Katie, and Mary burst out of their apartment and came in.
"BILLY !" Linda screeched as she seen Michael holding the mag. Her eyes got huge, so did Katie and Marys.
"BILLY! YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDNT HAVE PORN ANYMORE!" Mary yelled at him as she seen his *porn delivery*
Then it got deahtly quiet...for a few mins no one said anything or moved, until Beth came out of the door and walked into the room holding her bowl of cereal as she swallowed a bite she looked around and then said, "Soo...how is everyone?"

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*Note: Mary wrote some of this but she had to leave so she sent it to me to add on to it**


All Mary could do was stand there, and look at the magazine Michael held in his hand. "Why Billy? Why? You told me you didn't have a subscription to it anymore. Why? What do you need that magazine for? Am I not enough? Am I lame, boring? Tell me! No wait…don't! I don't think I need to hear anymore excuses!" Mary said, as everyone stood still stunned of the site. "Mary? Why are you freaking out? Why do you even care?" Beth asked as she stood in the doorway. "Mary. I can explain. Let me…." Billy started to say, before Mary said…"No, no, no, no….I don't want another LAME lie of an excuse. One lie is acceptable, more then one…is too MUCH. I don't want to hear it. You lied to me, and after more then one lie…we're through! So, forget it! Im done with you, we're through. BUH BYE!!" Mary said as tears started pouring down her face, and as she put the ring in Billy's hand; and then turned and walked out the door. After a couple minutes of quietness, Katie ran after Mary. Billy couldn't move. He was hurt, and he just lost the best girl of his life. As Billy turned to go in his room, J said, "Why don't everyone leave, and let me talk to Billy. "Umm…J, we kinda don't have a place to go." Beth said. "Mary kinda kicked us out…and locked the door. Well her and Katie are talking, but she won't let anyone else in." Linda added in. "Oh ok, well...stay here in the living groom, and I am gonna go talk to Billy. Be back soon, make yourselves at home." J said as he walked down the hall.
*In the bedroom*
"Hey Billy…can we talk?" J said as he walked in Billy's room. "Sure…I might not be much to talk to, but go ahead." Billy said as he sat on his bed. "Billy, why didn't you tell Mary? What were you thinking? Billy, Im shocked Mary didn't kill you the first time. You know, what just happened might be the last time you will ever see her. Billy…she is the best girl you ever had. Why did you do that to her…and WHY? What were you thinking? Where you aware that once you get in a serious relationship…forget those magazines, and other girls. Cause if you make a stupid, idiotic, dumb mistake like that, you will loose her!" J said as he stood against the wall looking over at Billy. "You done with that tangent their J?" Billy asked in a sarcastic way. "I was gonna unsubscribe, I just haven't done it…yet. I don't know what I was thinking. You are right though…Mary is the best girl Ive ever had. J, she is my best friend...(girl wise), and J I just can't see myself with anyone else. She is my world! And…I just lost her. You know, like you said…you were shocked Mary didn't kill me the first time. Id probably kill me the first time to. Man…what have I done? What am I gonna do?" Billy said as he stared out the window. "Billy, what you did was pretty bad, but I feel if you give Mary time, and earn her trust again…you might be ok, but…I can't promise you." J said as he sat down on the floor. "J, you think things might work, if we start over, become friends again, and I guess start back at square one?" Billy said looking at his friend. "Maybe, but you gotta prove to Mary how special she is to you, and for the LOVE of peace…get rid of the MAGAZINES…for good!" J said with a light laugh. "Oh…one more thing, if you don't get rid of that Spice Channel before Mary finds out, your in even in BIGGER trouble!" J added with a smile. "Ok, I will do anything to get her back…anything!" Billy added. "Ok, well Im gonna go in the living room with the others. Come on out here with us…when you're ready." J said as he got up and started out the door.
*In Living Room*
Linda, Mike, and Beth all sat in the living room asking each other what was going on. "Hey, what's up?" J said as he walked in the living room. "What is going on? What was that big fight, and all that about?" Michael asked. "Well, I honestly am not to say, but if I were you, don't ask a lot of questions. Let Billy, or Mary tell you when there ready." J said as he sat down in the chair. "Are Mary and Billy together, or something?" Beth asked. "Beth...like I said…let them tell when there ready. Don't ask. Im sorry I can't answer questions. Please let Mary and Billy talk before you all start asking questions. By the way…where is Katie?" J asked looking around. "When Mary left crying…she ran after her." Linda added. "So, she will talk to Katie…but not you guys?" J asked kinda stunned. "Yep…her and Katie are like sisters, they share everything, talk about everything, and they just help out one another in situations like this." Linda replied. Just then Billy came through the hall. "Hey guys, sorry about all that. Mary and I just had a disagreement, and that is all I can say." Billy said as he walked out the front door.
Linda turned to Michael, "I guess I owe you an explanation."
"Yeah I'd say so," Michael said.
"Come on, we should go somewhere else," Linda suggested as she stood up.
Michael sighed then stood, "Let's go."
Linda and Michael left the apartment to go talk to somewhere.

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Linda and Michael walked down the hall and stairs to the laundry room (the only quiet place in the whole dang complex!) Linda locked the door behind her and Michael was facing her, he had a blank and hurt look on his face.
"Michael I can..." Linda started as he interuptted her.
"No no more! Linda I loved you...heck I havent even seen this!" He said as he let the magazines pin up fall out to reveal all it showed.
"Mike I needed the money and the chance!" Linda said in her defense.
"Well..." Michael said as he took a small black velvet box out of his pocket and looked at it in that *ironic way* "I guess I wont be needing to give you this....you avoid me and you do this and god what else is there!" Michael said as Linda was quiet. "Linda I think we're through!" Mike said as he walked out the door and then slammed it behind him.
Linda was emotionless...she walked back upstairs tore open the door which Mary had glued shut and just went to her room.
***2 weeks later, mary and Billy arent back together and havent spoken, same for linda n Michael, everyone else is good , Natural is touring, Billy is recording, and so is Katie and Linda (kinda). Beth is missing Ben, Mary is missing billy, Tracy, Meg, and Sara are all doin good.***
"Linda get up! Good god she hasnt come out of her room for days now!" Katie said as she quickly stuffed some music stuff in her *pink lilly* backpack.
"She aint comin today she told Ben on the phone to tell me that." Beth said as she sat holding her teddy bear Ben had given her to squeeze when she missed him (yes he wanted to get laid lol!)
"Well good god we cant build a fricken time machiene shes throwing her chance away!" Katie said as she grabbed her keys then hollered back to Linda, "Im leaving now!"
After no answer she left.
"Linda come out!" Beth shouted from her same position, 2 hours later. When no response Beth groaned and cursed Linda under her breathe for having to make her get up. She knocked on Lindas door and then just busted in. Linda was just lying on the bed looking near dead.
"Okay thats it get up missy!" Beth said as she rolled Linda off the bed and Linda sat up.
"Okay time for a shower!" Beth said as she made Linda get up.
"Beth not now!" Linda said wearily.
"Okay then I'll bathe you myself!" Beth threatned
"Fine fine I'll go I'll go!" Linda said in her pissy tone as she got up and showered. When she had came out Beth had laid out her hip huggers and revealing blue shirt for her to wear.
"Beth why?" Linda asked.
"Get dressed!" Beth demanded.
Linda was to low willed to argue so she took the clothes and went into the other room and put them on (as a note, she was in PJs before lol!)
When she came out Beth said, "Good....now come out here." Beth said as she took Linda out in to the hall way.
"K now what?" Linda asked confused.
"Heres $50," Beth said as she handed her the money, "have fun!" and Beth slammed the door behind Linda.
"WHAT?!?!? BETH! NO!!! LEMME IN!" Linda said as she banged on the door, no use Beth had locked it, and her house key was gone from her key ring. Linda groaned and sat down by the wall, she didnt want to go out anywhere.
***meanwhile, 30 mins earlier, in J and Billys apartment***
"BILLY VASSI!!!!!!!" J shouted as he threw the phone down by a sleeping Josie on the couch.
Billys bedroom door was shut but not locked, J had assumed he'd gone to work.
J opened the door to find Billy laying (just like Linda was) in his state of depression with Scooby actually laying his head on his back .
"Scooby leave daddys friend alone!" J said as he gently scooted Scooby off of Billy.
"Billy wake up!" J said as he shook him a lil.
"Huh wha? MARY!?" Billy asked as he jumped up, only to find his lil roommate.
"No no Mary...why didnt you go to work?" J asked concerned, Billy had been drinking himself stupid every night and J was really worried about him!
"Who told?" Billy asked grouchily.
"No one! Well Katie and Jen called and said you werent at the studio..." J said admittingly.
"Well @#%$ her good and she'll tell you all wont she?" Billy asked even more upset now.
"Shut up! Im only trying to help! Im worried about you!" J said as he looked down at Billy (who was laying on the bed.)
"Well....so!" Billy said in a childish way.
"ugh thats it!" J said as he made Billy get up (with the help of Scooby lol!)
"What? What do you want?" Billy asked as he sat up on the floor where he had been pushed .
"Get up and get a shower NOW!" J said.
"Why?" Billy asked saracastically.
"Because if you dont I'll strip right here and now!" J said as he put his hands on his shirt.
"EWWWWWWWWW fine god dont be such a @#%$ @#%$!" Billy said as he got up and went to shower. When he came out J had laid out an *umm interesting* outfit for him of grandpa jeans and a plaid shirt Js mom had given Billy.
"Ummm why?" Billy asked as he looked down at the fashion disaster.
"Cuz your gonna dress nice!" J said with a smile. Billy went to his closet and picked out some nice jeans and a t shirt.
"If I have to dress then I'll dress *my* way!" Billy said as he went and changed.
"Fine!" J said with a pout.
When Billy came back J handed him $50 and said, "Here will you run downstairs and get me the mail?"
"Why do I need $50 to get the mail?" Billy asked looking at his friend like he was going nuts.
"Just go!" J said as he handed Billy his wallet and pushed him out the door as he locked it quickly.
"J WTF!?!? Lemme in or SCOOBY WILL DIE!" Billy screeched as he (just like Linda) realized his house key was missing.
"UGH lil piece of..." Billy started to say as he turned around to see Linda crying in a corner of the hallway.
"Hey whats wrong?" Billy asked.
"Oh *sniff* nothing its just Beth kicked me out to well I dont know what to do! And I'm just really upset...bout Michael and all!" She said as she wiped her eyes. Billy bent down and gave her a hug.
"Hey dont cry, he aint worth your time anyways! Ya know I just got booted out too, wanna go get sometin to eat?" Billy asked trying to make her feel better (he hated seeing others upset!)
"Alright...I guess I am kinda hungry..." Linda said as Billy helped her up.
"Lets take my car." Billy said as they got down to the parking lot. In the ride there they didnt talk much, but Linda seemed really upset so Billy held her hand.
When they got to the nearby Burger King they went in and ate. They ate in silence for a few mins but then Billy laughed when he picked up his cell phone and read it.
"Hey I guess were both ditching Katie and Jen!" he laughed as he showed her the pissed off text msg Katie had sent him.
"Yeah...I wasnt in the mood..." Linda said as she bit into her sandwhich.
"Yeah me neither...so....you think you'll ever get over him?" Billy asked.
"Yeah I mean it just hurts thats all..." Linda said with a lil laugh, "We both got in trouble for porn of all things *ugh*! Its just pictures..." she said trying to smile a lil.
"Yeah I mean i *meant* to cancel the subscriptions I honestly just forgot...I really did care about Mary....but man she was way to blamy!" Billy said as he ate.
The 2 talked and by the end of their meal they were laughing and smiling (the first time since their breakups.)
They decided to head to the mall, and Billy still held Lindas hand. By the end of their shopping trip it was obvious what was happening....
As Billys car pulled up into the driveway and parked he said, "Hey ummm Linda ya know this might be a bit sudden and all but you think maybe we could go out tonight? Just clubbin I mean ya know...a well yeah..." He didnt want to say friend and he was to shy to say more then friends.
"Sure...what time?" Linda asked.
"Shall we meet bout 9?" Billy asked.
"Sure okay! I can wear those heels I bought!" Linda said with a smile as they both got out and got their bags and went in. Before Billy busted open Lindas door for her, he gave her a peck on the cheek.
***in Billy and Js apartment 10 mins later***
"Whoa your in a good mood? Where'd ya go?" J asked with a smile as he seen his friend smiling and like some teenage girl he was rummaging through his new clothes for the *perfect outfit.*
"Met someone...but we're just friends and all! We're goin clubbin tonight!" Billy said happily as he held up a pair of pants, but didnt like them so put them back down.
"Whoa thats amazing...have fun..." J said with a smile as he went back out to the kitchen to finish brushing Scooby.
***meanwhile in Linda/Katie/Beths apartment, same time***
"Hey Linda have you seen Billy?" Beth asked as her and Tracy were sitting at the table.
"Umm why?" Linda asked as she put her shopping bags down.
"Because Im *late*!" Tracy said, she looked scared.
"Well I think hes home, what are you late for?" Linda asked not getting the jist of the question.
"no Linda...Im *laaate*...." Tracy said insinuating her word again.
"OMG!" Linda said as her eyes got huge, "Did u take a you know? test?" Linda asked.
"Yeah it came out inconclusive...I have an appointment with the doctor tomorow but OMG this is not good!" Tracy said as she shook her head.....
***meanwhile that morning at the studio***
"DAMN BILLY ugh! He always does this!" Katie bitched as she put her music folder on the stand.
"he's Billy duh!" Jen said matter of factly.
"Where is everyone today anyways? I know where you, me, Linda and Beth are but where is Sara, Mary, Tracy, and Meg?" Katie asked.
"Hmm I only know Meg is at work, the others are missing!" Jen said.
"Ah okay..." Katie said as she continued to work.
***meanwhile in a small town on the border of Flordia and Im to unimaginative to think of a name for it.***
"So once again tell me WHY you wanted to come with?" Sara asked as she drove her convertible and Mary was in the shotgun.
"Ugh its starting to rain put the top up." Mary said as Sara did so.
"Now once again....why?" Sara asked. She was on her way to spend a weekend with Patrick since the guys were stuck in Atlanta (minus J) for a 3 day break.
"Because I just do okay! I need to get away from Billy and J and Ben can always cheer me up..." Mary said as she looked out at the now downpouring outside.
"Okay whatever! But Ben will only probably be there tonight, he'll go see Beth, and Marc and Sarah are always busy, and me n pat, and well j is gone, so basically you got the mopy Michael!" Sara said matter of factly.
"Whatever hes better then being around all the other people for a weekend!" Mary said, she just wanted to get away from Billy and Tracy and Linda and J and Katie and Beth . Especially because Tracy had admitted the night after Mary and Billy broke up that they had had a fling....
As the girls pulled up to the hotel a few hours later Patrick ran out to greet *his Sara*.
"Hi baby here dont get wet!" Patrick said as he put an umbrella over her as Mary got out and Patrick failed to see her.
"Thanks a lot!" Mary said as she held a newspaper over her head.
"Oh sorry here..." Patrick said as he walked him and Sara over so Mary could be under the huge umbrella, then the 3 walked inside.
"I'll go get your bags...BEN!" Patrick said as the girls entered the room, "Come help me!" Patrick demanded as Ben unglued himself from a IM chat with *his* Beth.
"I'll be back baby." Patrick said as he kissed Sara and left. The girls automatically noticed that Marc and Sarah and Michael had another room, especially because the door across the hallway was banging with moans and german words which werent to hard to translate were coming through the wall!
"Which room will I be in?" Mary asked looking scaridly towards the *loud love door*.
"You can sleep in Michael's room, hes alone anyways!" Sara said matter of factly as Ben and Patrick returned with the heavy bags.
"MARY!" Ben said happily when he seen her and put down her bags and hugged her.
"Hey Ben!" Mary said as she hugged him.
"How ya been? Hey lemme take these to your room!" Ben said as he walked to the door next door and opened it. As Ben was going on and on about him and Beth's wedding plans Mary noticed one bed, with crumpled sheets and a figure under them, a Michael to presume.
"Uh huh thats great..." Mary said as Ben ran off at the sound of the *bonk* from the IM. Mary walked over and pulled the covers back a little to make sure. As she looked at Michael's sleeping face his eyes opened and they both jumped and screamed just out of shock lol!
"What are you doing here?" Michael asked as he rolled over to face her.
"Came to escape the ex...." Mary said sadly.
"Oh man I've been there!" Michael said as he rubbed his eyes and sat up, he had no shirt on (yummmmmy !)
"Yeah...I guess I'm staying in your room for the weekend...." Mary said hesitantly afraid he'd kick her out.
"Oh kewl...I hate to admit it but I've been kinda lonely...Patrick and Ben do nothing but call their girls and well Marc does nothing but his girl! And J aint here..." Michael said remembering why Linda wasnt there either.
They sat in silence for a few mins as Michael finally yawned and said, "So did ya just get here?"
"Yeah..." Mary said.
"Wanna go get sometin to eat?" he asked, he hadnt eaten in two days.
"Sure why not..." Mary said as Michael got out of the covers (to reveal some boxers that didnt quite cover all ...). As he got up and put a pair of pants on and a t shirt he said, "Lets go."
As the two drove (michael was driving his car) they were silent. When they got to the Burger King (noticing how fate is just so damn ironic in this story ?) they sat and ate in silence for a few seconds.
"So...are you doing okay?" Michael asked.
"Yeah Im okay...you?" Mary asked.
"I've been better, but now that I got someone to talk to Im a lot better!" Michael said with a smile.
Mary smiled back.
The 2 got to talking about how their ex's had screwed them over good with their lies or schemes, and by the end of the dinner they had gotten closer then they ever thought they would (Spiritually sara lol!)
"Hey lets go walk round the mall..." Michael suggested.
"Okay." Mary agreed. In the car Michael put his hand on hers, he wasnt meaning to do anything more then be friendly but it was obvious as the day went on they were becoming more and MORE friendly.
When they were back in the hotel a few hours later they just laid by each other and watched TV. Titanic was rerunning on FOX and both of them could feel the tension in the air...
As Rose and Jack kissed on TV Michael kept getting the same thought to act that out, but pushed it away. But when the steamy car scene came on he couldnt help it! He rolled Mary to face him and kissed her! She was shocked but she had been expecting it...after a few mins they couldnt control themselves, they'd both been sex deprived for months and well...this was just to damn good of an offer to pass up! As clothes flew and so did moans they got further from the *point of no return*.
After they had finished they laid cuddling....
***the same night, next room (no not the german love room, the american love room he he !***
Ben had left to go see his Beth, so Patrick and Sara had the room to themselves. They sat on their couch also watching Titanic due to lack of anything better to do (hey they have more then a sex relationship a first for both lol !) Sara laid in Patricks arms and he played with her hair.
"Hey baby I think I should get my hair cut again..." Patrick said, his hair was finally the sexy meduim length...
"NO! If you cut it then I'll cut something else off!" Sara said.
"Fine...be that way..." Patrick said as he kissed her.
"You know hows Michael been holding up?" Sara asked, she was worried bout him because she remembered how Linda had been acting.
"He's been not so good...but I think now he has someone to talk to he'll be better..." Patrick said right as he heard Michael moan louder then Marc and Sara through the walls. Him and Sara sat for a second and Patrick said, "I aint asking questions tell tomorow....!"
"Haha...boyfriend switching the acient art...what are we all becoming? An orgy?" Sara asked thinking on how Mary now was pleasing Lindas old man.
"I think we're borderlining it..." Patrick said with a smile as he kissed her again.
***next morning***
Patrick woke up before Sara and decided for shits and giggles he was going to snoop. He walked into Michael's room and found Mary asleep in Michael's arms. They both looked so peaceful, but he was gonna have to give them hell for this later.....!
***Meanwhile, the night before, in Jen's car***
"Hey looks like Meg and Tracy are home..." Jen said as her and Katie pulled up in the driveway.
"Oh I bet Sara went to go see Patrick..." Katie said as if she had just had an epiphany .
"Ah touche`...." Jen said as the girls got out and went up to Katie/Linda/Beth's apartment. As Katie went to put her key in the door (assuming Beth was asleep or Ben busy, and Linda was still in depression) they heard Linda scream, "How could this happen!?!??! YOU CANT BE YOU JUST CANT!"
Katie and Jen looked at each other and went in.
They found Tracy near tears at the counter and Linda looking really upset, and Beth sitting eating cheetos watching the whole ordeal.
"Whats going on?" Katie asked as her and Jen walked in further.
"Well *crunch* Tracy *might* be pregnant with Billys kid and Linda for *some unknown* reason is upset about it!" Beth said as she munched on her cheetos.
Just then (before Katie or Jen could say anything) Meg and J came in.
"Hey Linda whats your favriote color?" Meg asked as J followed and then seen Katie and went to give her a hug.
"Why?" Linda asked in an upset tone.
"Well jeesh whats wrong with you?" Meg asked.
"TRACY is...." Linda said moving her hands trying to get the final word out.
"Gonna make Billy a daddy!" Beth helped as she ate her cheetos.
J stopped mid kiss with Katie and Meg's mouth dropped to the floor.
"WHAT?!??! HOW? WHEN?" Meg asked astonished.
"Well see when two people are very drunk and horny...." Beth started out.
"No not how I mean OMG!" Meg said as she shut Beth up and couldnt stop staring at Tracy in disbelief.
"Does Billy *know*?" J asked shocked.
"No he dont." Beth said matter of factly, since Ben was gone this was her only entertainment lol!
"Katie baby....would you come assist me...?" J asked as he took Katie's hand and headed for the door.
Before Katie could answer they were outside the door which was now shut.
"KATIE OMG!" J said as he looked at her, his expression hadn't changed.
"I know..." Katie said, she didnt know what to think anymore!
"Katie dont you realize whats wrong here?" J asked, he thought she knew that Billy and Linda *were* were going to go out that night.
"Yeah...Billy's gonna be a daddy!" Katie said matter of factly.
"NO! I mean....don't you know?" J asked as he looked around to make sure Billy hadnt followed him out or anything.
"Know what?" Katie asked confused.
"Billy well 1) he dont know about this and 2) he has a *to be* date with Linda tonight...thats why me and Meg came over, because she came up to make sure he was okay and found him driving me crazy with his 1000 questions, and then she offered to take me to go find Linda's favriote color....hes like gaga over her!" J said worriedly.
Katie's eyes got huge then she shook her head and said, "We *got* to get that man a dysectmy!"
J had to laugh at that, but he was now really worried. After kissing Katie unexpectdly he said, "Please help me tell him..."
"Now?" Katie asked shocked.
"Yeah....he better know!" J said as he held Katie's hand again and he opened their apartments door.
"Josie move for daddy!" J said as *his* Josie was laying in front of the door.
"Meow...hiss" Josie lazy *said* (lol for lack of a better word) as she streched further.
"Josie move for daddy now or no more table scraps!" J said as Katie was so tempted to laugh, for one it was *daddy* and 2) it would be just so easy to gently push that cat out of the way lol!
Josie rolled her eyes and moved to go pick on Sam and Scooby.
"Darn cat...shes lucky I love her!" J said as they went in. At the sound of the door Billy came out of his room, "Ohhh Katie good you can help, does this look okay?" he asked.
"Billy...it looks fine...umm listen do you like kids?" Katie asked with a forced smile on her face.
"Yeah their cute and all...why?" Billy asked confused.
"Congratulations you might be a daddy!" Katie said still forcing the smile. J tried to put his hand over her mouth to stop the tasteless telling but he was to late.
Billys eyes got huge and he froze, "da...da...daddy? WITH WHO?" He asked afraid it was Mary, she was vicious to him lol!
"Tracy...shes goin to the docotor tomorow..." Katie said as she sat on the couch by a sleeping Sam.
Billy's eyes got huge then he thought for a second..."Wait...we havent had sex for like 2 months! It cant be me...." he said thinking harder.
Katie thought a second and said, "you know...hes right!" and she got up and ran to tell the girls that thought.
"Are you sure?" J asked, he didnt want to have a hassle.
"Yeah Im a 100% sure..." Billy said smiling at the revelation.
"Oh thank god! The last thing you need is this!" J said as he sat where Katie had been sitting.
***Back at the other apartment***
"Tracy!" Katie said as she ran in.
"What?" Tracy asked upsetly.
"It cant be Billy...the last time you guys you know was the night after him and Mary broke up...and that was like 2 months ago...and I remember you complaining about certain *times of the month cramps* about a month ago...so it cant be Billy!" Katie said excitdly. All the girls in the room stayed motionless as they thought on that fact for a second.
"OMG your right! Oh god please not the *other* guy..." Tracy said as she realized who now had to be the daddy if she was pregnant.
"What other guy?" Jen asked.
Tracy sat with an indescribable look on her face as she said, "Marc and me and Sarah got really drunk last time they were here....other then that I havent with any guys...."
All the girls in the room immediatly looked up over at Tracy and their eyes were huge now.
"OMG!!! THAT IS WRONG!" Beth said as she choked on her cheetos.
"I need to go shower..." Linda said as she found n excuse to leave this conversation.
"I need to...go have sex with J..." Katie said as she left trying another excuse.
"I...need to go help Billy!" Meg said.
"Me too!" Jen said as they left following Katie.
That left just Beth in the room. She got up patted Tracy's shoulder and said, "There there...there there..." and then her cell phone rang so she went to go talk to Ben...for the 6th time that day.
Tracy decided to go to her apartment and hit her head on the wall for an hour or so .
***2 hours later, Billy and J's apartment***
"Are you SURE I like fine?" Billy asked for the 7th time to Meg, Katie, Jen, and J. The girls had helped him pick out *the* perfect outfit and he was so nervous he kept asking if it was okay.
"Oh here here one more thing!" Katie said as she got up and reached into her pocket. She took out a handful of strawberry flavored glow in the dark condoms and put them in Billys hand.
"There...we dont need any mini yous running around!"
"Why were those in your pocket?" Jen asked with a laugh.
"Yeah?" Meg agreed her and Jen had cracked up now.
"Shush...I hate kids I dont want any their evil I tell ya!" Katie said as she sat back down on the couch by the girls and J.
"You dont like kids?" J asked all of a sudden upset, he hadnt known that.
"No I had one to many sisters and brothers, THEIR EVIL!" Katie said.
"Oh...well I kinda wanted some kids...someday..." J said giving her the puppy dog eyes.
"Well you can adopt them and raise them as long as I dont have to do anything!" Katie said stubbornly.
"Alright what time is it?" Billy asked as he finished putting the condoms in his wallet.
"10 to 9." Jen said.
"Alright Im off like a prom dress bye bye!" Billy said as he grabbed his coat and left.
The 3 girls looked at each other and burst out laughing at his final comment, as J sat and pouted over what he had just learned.
***10 mins earlier, Linda/Katie/Beth's apartment***
"Beth are you sure I look fine?" Linda asked for the 6th time in 5 mins. She had on a tight blue halter top that was sparkly, and she had on tight hip huggers.
"Nah ya look perfect to get knocked up!" Beth said with a laugh, she was now eating Scooby snacks cookies (and not the kind J gave *his* scooby !)
"Shut up!" Linda said as she threw a pillow at Beth.
Just then the door bell rang.
"Ohhh its Billy okay *breathe*" Linda said to herself as she tried to calm herself and rearrange *the twins* once more.
"You know hes already seen them in Barenaky!" Beth said with a laugh as Linda opened the door. Much to Lindas disappointment and to Beth's delight there was Ben holding flowers and a choclate cake box.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!" Beth said happily as she got up to hug him.
"Bethy! I missed ya baby!" Ben said as he bent down to hug her.
"Ohhhh cake...I love you..ca...I mean Ben, bringer of cake!" Beth said with a smile.
"Hey nice to see you too Linda!" Ben said as he seen her look of disappointment, "Thats the 2nd one of those I got today!" he said with a laugh.
"What do you mean?" Beth asked confused.
"Oh when Sara and Mary came Mary was kinda upset that I was leaving...I think..." Ben said trying to remember.
"Mary?" Linda and Beth asked in unison.
"Yeah shes staying in Mi...a room." Ben said remembering Linda's heartbreak.
"Its fine Ben I got someone else now..." Linda said happily as she once again checked her hair and makeup.
"Ohhh whos the lucky guy? One of your subscribers?" Ben asked with a laugh as Beth kissed him and Linda threw a pillow at him .
"Actually..." Beth started out as Linda shushed her and said, "Billy...me and Billy are going out."
Just then the door bell rang again. Ben just turned around and answered it, there was Billy.
"Well hello young man, treat our girl good!" Ben said with a smile.
"Shut up...Im older then you!" Billy said with a laugh as he waited for Linda to come.
As the two left and the door was shut Beth said, "Okay I bet you $50 they have sex tonight!"
"nah money's no fun, I bet you 5 nights of doing whatever I want to do with you that your right..." Ben said with a smile.
"I agree..." Beth said as they kissed on it and dug into the cake as they too watched Titanic.
***in the car with Billy and Linda***
"Linda I gotta ask...what kind of date is this?" Billy asked as he held her hand as they drove to the club.
"I dont know...what kind do you want it to be?" Linda asked teasingly.
"Well I think we both no the answer to that..." Billy said as he couldnt stop smiling.
"Okay friendship it is..." Linda said as she tried not to laugh at the look on his face, "Im kidding, romantic it is..." she said with a smile as he got a relieved look on his face and kissed her hand.
In the club the 2 decided they didnt want to be a drunk groupie couple like Tracy and Marc he he, so they didnt drink. They just danced and had a lot of fun... by the end of the night outside of their door they kissed for the first time *that way*.
"Hey you think I could stay the night?" Linda asked as Billys eyes got huge.
"Umm well...I think...I mean..." Billy said nervously.
"No not that way, I mean ya know...just cuddle..." Linda said trying not to laugh atthe expression on his face.
"oh...OHHH...gotcha...sure..." Billy said as he kissed her again.
"Lets go to my apartment, something tells me Katie and J are in yours..." Linda said with a laugh as Linda discovered the door was unlocked. There on the couch they found Katie watching Titanic and looking very pissed off.
"Why are you here?" Linda asked.
"I dont know! Beth and Ben left a note saying they were going on their honeymoon whatever the hell that meant, and J dumped me because he said he wanted a girl who was more GROWN UP!" Katie said as she wiped her eyes trying not to cry.
"Oh god not again! Just a sec..." Billy said as he kissed Linda and went over to his apartment. In there he found J on the couch, also watching titanic and nearing crying. He was holding Josie like a baby and itching her tummy as scooby and sam laid by his sides.
"J...why?" Billy asked annoyed.
"Because." J said stubbornly.
"Are you alright?" Billy asked concerned.
"Im fine....just LET ME BE!" J screeched at Billy.
"Fine...unlike you I wouldnt be so stupid...Im not sure exactly *why* you dumped her but man J just marry her already!" Billy said as he left.
Billy went back and slept by Linda all night. He just loved holding her! And she loved being in his arms....
***meanwhile, same time (midnight) at a lil all night chapel not to far away...***
"Do you Ben, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife as long as you both shall live?" a minister asked. Ben and Beth had decided about 10 O clock why not just go get married now? That way Ben could take her with on his tour (lou said wives and opening acts only, sarah was a wife and opening act...)
"I do." Ben said with a huge smile on his face.
"Do you Beth take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband as long as you both shall live?" the minister asked Beth.
"I do." Beth said as she smiled also.
"I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now kiss the bride." the minister said as Ben bent down and kissed Beth passionetly.
The two went off to a posh hotel suite and spent their first night married together (lol lots of fun !)
***next morning***
Billy woke up before Linda did. He just gave her some kissed and cuddled with her for a few hours just enjoying her. Until about an hour later he heard Katie yelling.
"IM THE PROBLEM? YOUR THE @#%$ PROBLEM!" Katie shouted.
"YOUR JUST IMMATURE!!!!!!" Billy heard J scream back.
He got up out of the bed and kissed Linda once more as he walked out to the living room to see Katie and J standing up screaming at each other.
"Whats going on?" Billy asked as he rubbed his eyes awake.
"He came here and started yelling at me like the @#%$ he is!" Katie said as she pointed at J.
"I came to apolgize and she yelled at me!" J said back as he pointed at her.
Billy looked at them, got his coat, walked between them, took both their hands and made them come really close to each others hand, and then handcuffed em before they could move!
"OMG Ur dead!" Katie said as she went to kill Billy as he backed up and she fell because she was still attached to J.
"ha ha you kids have fun..." Billy said as he smiled and went back to *his* Linda.
Katie and J gave each other dirty looks for a second and then Katie just pulled J tell they were on the couch.
***back in Georgia***
Patrick walked back into his room and laid by Sara tell she woke up. When she did he said, "Hey baby morning." and he kissed her.
"Mmm morning...how long you been up?" Sara asked.
"To long...wanna come tease Mary and Michael with me?" he asked with a smile.
"Alright lemme get a shirt on!" Sara said as she reached for her night gown that had been thrown on a chair in the *passion of the night*
"Damn I like it better with out the shirt!" Patrick said with a smile.
"Shush..." Sara said as she headed for the door and he followed. They went into Michael and Mary's room to find the 2 had gotten up and were watching Good morning america and eating some pancakes from room service.
"Damn we got here to late!" Patrick said as they came in.
"To late for what?" Michael asked, he didnt know Patrick knew.
"To tease you." Patrick said with a smile as him and Sara sat down on the couch.
***mary wrote parts of this post and I added***
"To tease us? About what?" Michael asked kind of wonderingly. "Well last nightâ€|I know you and Mary were together." Patrick said with a smile. "Wellâ€|ya. She slept here." Mike responded. "Dudeâ€|listen. Mary and you slept togetherâ€|likeâ€|Sara and I do? You sooo no what I mean!" Patrick said. With that, Mary nearly choked on her pancakes. "Why you say that? Just because there is only one bed in here?" Mary asked questioningly. "Noâ€|I know, causeâ€|well, we heard you! Our room is right next door, and those walls aren't that sound proof." Patrick answered. Mary at that looked over at Mike. Mike didn't know what to say. He was just sat in the chair speechless. "Well, Im not sure what you heard, and Im not asking you to remind me!" Mary said as she got up to get dressed (she was in her nightgown pervs lol!)
"Well it was something to the effect of..." Patrick was just about to imitate the sounds of last night as Sara put her hand over his mouth to shut him up.
***later that night, in Michael and Mary's hotel room***
All day Michael and Mary had kinda just acted awkward towards each other, and pretty much had avoided each other.
By 8pm they had run out of places to hide from each other and had ended up back in their hotel room. As they sat on the bed watching TV Michael all of a sudden said, "Mary listen...Im sorry about last night I dont know exactly why I did...well I mean what do you want?"
"I dont know...I mean it was just....yeah...maybe if you want we could go out a few times, but just as friends?" Mary asked shyly.
"Sure...that sounds good to me...lets just pretend it all never happend!" Michael said.
***meanwhile, at the studio in Flordia***
Beth and Ben were on their honeymoon, so they were gone (thankfully honeymooners are just nasty wrong in public lol!) Meg was at home sleeping, and Tracy had gone to the doctors for her test. Linda and Billy and Jen had gone to the studio to record, and J and Katie were still handcuffed together and fighting.
"Hey guys Im going to go get some lunch, you want me to pick you up anything?" Jen said as she grabbed her keys.
"Nah Im good." Linda said as she put the music down.
"me too." Billy said as Jen left.
"So...whatcha wanna do while shes gone?" Linda asked teasingly. The producer guy had left, and they were completly alone for at least 20 mins.
"Ummm talk..." Billy said with a smile.
"You lie... I know what you want!" Linda said as she went over and kissed him. The 2 started going at it like Marines on shore leave when Billy all of a sudden stopped. For the first few minutes he was thinking of the fun he was having, but then he started thinking about Mary....and right as his pants were about to drop he stopped Linda and said, "You know... I think we should just be ya know...slower..."
Linda gave him a funny look and said, "Whats wrong with you?"
"Nothing its...just...Im still hurting ya know..." Billy said as he sat down again and put his head in his hands.
"Me too...god Billy I got to admit I feel like Im doing this just out of revenge to Michael..." Linda said as she sat down by him.
"friends?" Billy asked as he held out his hand to Linda.
"Friends." Linda said as she hugged him instead.
"I got to go!" Billy said as he was about to cry thinking of Mary and he left.
***meanwhile back at the apartment***
"Katie wake up!" J said as he nudged her. Katie had fallen asleep on the couch (it was 5pm lol!) Her and J had argued and argued tell about 3 and then she said @#%$ this and that she was going to take a nap. J would never admit it but as she slept he felt bad about everything and actually held her like he used to.
"huh uh wha?" Katie said groggily as she woke up.
"I need to...go to the bathroom!" J said wishing he could kill billy right about then.
"And you woke me up to tell me this?" Katie asked confused, she had forgot she was attached to him !
"Because....ugh!" J said as he held up his attached wrist.
"Well good god love you or hate you i dont want to watch you go to the bathroom!" Katie said scaridly.
"Well I *really* need to go...." J whined, the poor guy hadnt been to the bathroom since before he had come in to apolgize....5 almost 6 hours ago lol!
"Ugh...well how do you propose we do this?" Katie asked as she held up her attached hand.
"Well you can sit outside the door and I'll close it...just PLEASE!" J pleaded, he was VERY DESPERATE!
"Fine!" Katie said as she got up and tried to keep up with J as he ran to the bathroom. She sat outside the door as he slammed it. 'Ugh this is so ridicolous,' Katie thought. She just wanted to be unattached to the lil guy!
When J came out of the bathroom neither of them said anything to the other as they made their way back to the couch. After sitting for another few minutes in silence J reached over and kissed her. Katie tried to pull away but well under the circumstances she couldn't. After a few minutes they started going at it like Billy and Linda had only they weren't about to stop ! Right as things were getting good Linda came in.
"Ewwww well at least it worked!" Linda said as she came in.
"Here," she said as she threw the key at them, "Billy told me to give this to you..." and then she left the room.
Katie pulled away and picked up the key and undid their handcuffs, J thought they would *continue* but as he went in for a kiss she pulled away.
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 Re: Where's Billy?
"Oh thank god Im free!" Katie said as she got up and rubbed her wrist.
"hey werent we ya know? making up?" J asked confused as he looked up at her.
"No! J I will make up with you when you apoligize for calling me childish and accept the fact that I dont want kids!" Katie said stubbornly.
J gave her a dirty look and said, "baby Im sorry I just...ya know...want to be with you forever and if Im going to do that I want kids!"
"Well I dont!" Katie said as she walked away.
J just sat and thought for a second...god she had gotten crabby lately! He then got up and went to go see Billy.
***in J and Billys apartment***
"Hey." J said as he walked in, and then picking up Josie he said, "hi baby did ya miss daddy? huh didja?"
"Dude J quit talking to the cat and dogs like that!" Billy said as he seemed to be looking for something.
"Shut up! What are you looking for?" J asked.
"A lil ring..." Billy said as he lifted up the couch cushion, then noticed Sam on the other cushion and looked in Sam's mouth .
"Why? You and Linda getting serious?" J asked.
"No we broke up...just because!" Billy said as he went over and looked under Scooby.
***Ben and Beth's hotel room***
Ben and Beth had been having the time of their lives. They felt sooooo in love! Ben had surprised Beth with a lunch on the beach.
"....so anyways then I said LOOK marc dude you gotta quit coming in my room with Sarah!" Ben said as he laughed and picked up his sandwhich.
"He he that was good! You look so damn good in your....*ring* just a second." Beth said as she took out her cell phone and noticed that she must have accidently grabbed Katie's in a hurry the night before, because it had the *happy bunny* cover.
"Hello?"
"Hello Mrs. Horn (katie always used Js last name though they werent married ) your test results are in." A lady on the other end said.
"Oh really..okay what are they?" Beth asked with a smile that she was going to have some dirt on Katie.
"Well apparently the reason you haven't been feeling so well is because your a few months pregnant, so would you like to schedule a check up appointment?" the lady asked.
Beths mouth dropped bigger then when Tracy had announced her Marc revelation. Ben looked at her funny and asked if she was okay.
"Ummm yeah I'll have to ummm...get back to you on that. Bye." Beth said as she hung up and burst out laughing.
"What baby whats so funny?" Ben asked confused.
"Ohh man Ben would u say taking a day off our honeymoon would be fun?" Beth asked smiling.
"No why?" Ben asked scared he'd done something wrong.
"How about a day off to go visit J and Katie and tell them congratulations?" Beth asked with a smile.
"Congratulations for what?" Ben asked confused.
"Their gonna be parents." Beth said with a bit of a laugh.
Ben's eyes got huge again.
"Beth sweety...I think you've had to much sun!" Ben said concerned for her lol.
"No Im serious a nurse lady just called and told me that, this is Katie's cellphone." Beth said as she held up the phone.
"Well lets just call them, see look at it this way: sex? look on their face? sex is better!" Ben said with a laugh.
"Alright I will." Beth said as she took out the cellphone and called J's.
"Hello?" Billy answered.
"Oh hey Billy where is J?" Beth asked.
"Oh he went to go try and talk to Katie again." Billy said.
"Oh okay...well tell him to call me back on Katie or Ben's cellphone..." Beth said as she hung up.
***doctors office, a few mintues earlier***
"Well Tracy come back in a few hours and we'll give you the results." The doctor said as Tracy sat worriedly.
"Alright thanks..." Tracy said.
Just as she was walking out she heard a nurse say Mrs. Horn. She started listening and heard the conversation. Haha! Now she had something on Katie!
***2 hours later, back at the docotors office.***
"Well Tracy we have some bad news." The docotor said as he came in again.
"Oh no..what?" Tracy asked, worried she was carrying Marc's love child.
"You're not pregnant..." The doctor said.
Tracy was ecstatic! She immediatly left...and went to tell the others...
***Back at Katie/Linda/Beth's apartment 2 days later***
"Katie yo chill! Sit! What the hell has been wrong with you for the past few days?" Linda asked as she munched on some choclate chip cookies. Katie had been hyper, the doctor hadn't called and she was worried, in fact come to think of it no one had called for her! She just thought she had the flu, thankfully Billy had failed to give J the msg and Tracy had been so excited she forgot all about her blackmail.
"Im just ancy...have you seen J lately?" Katie asked, she was feeling bad about being so mean to him.
"Nope him and Billy went shopping, oh and they said we should all go out clubbing on Friday. When Mary and Sara are back. Of course J will be gone by then..." Linda said hintin to Katie that maybe she should apoligize now.
"oh god I need him!" Katie said as she got up, threw on her flip flops, and grabbed her purse and left.
***at the mall***
"J does this look okay?" Billy asked as he held up a shirt to himself in the AE.
"yeah...hey Katie would love this shirt!" J said as he grabbed a lime green shirt that was the last one of its kind, and a meduim just her size!
"J god its bad enough u spend money on her when your together but hey your not!" Billy said as he rolled his eyes.
Just then Katie came in looking hurried.
"J! Thank god!" Katie said as she came in and kissed him before he could even think.
"Mmmm nice to see you too." J said.
"J look you're leaving tommorow...and I can't let you go home single...I love you!" Katie said as Billy looked on just shaking his head and trying not to laugh, they were just to funny to him!
"I love you too..." J said happy that she had forgiven him.
"I *think* I should go try this on, and you should help me." Katie said with a wink as she picked up the shirt and Js eyes got huge and he followed her.
"DONT MIND ME!" Billy hollered after them as he rolled his eyes and went to pay for the shirt.
***Thursday night, Natural is gone recording in NY, all the girls are home, Billy is home, and Ben and Beth are still on their honeymoon.***
***in katie/linda/beths apartment***
"DAMMIT!" Katie shouted from her room.
"Whats wrong now?" Mary asked, she was moving in since Beth was moving out.
"This shirt ugh! J bought it for me only on Saturday and its to damn small! All my clothes are meduims!" Katie said as she came out to show her belly streching the shirt out.
"Well what have you been doing differently lately?" Mary asked.
"NOTHING ugh! Linda do you got one of Beth's shirts in your closet?" Katie asked.
"Yeah here!" Linda said as she threw Katie one of Beth's shirts she'd left behind.
"Thank you good god ugh!" Katie said as she went to change.
***Friday evening, about 8 in Billys apartment***
"Tracy! Meg! Jen! Thank God I need your guys help!" Billy said as the girls came in.
"With what now?" Meg asked as she rolled her eyes.
"Yeah we just came in to tell you all the girls were ready!" Jen said as she sat on the couch and petted Josie.
"Oh okay! Hows Mary is she okay? She's coming right?" Billy asked as he threw on a shirt.
"Shes fine and yes shes coming and yes she knows your coming!" Tracy shouted from the kitchen, she was eating Js cookies lol.
"Hey get out of those dont make J cry again!" Jen said as she looked back at Tracy.
"Shut up!" Tracy said as she took one of Billys beers out of the fridge.
"hey hey hey not my babies!" Billy said as he came out.
"I thought Mary was your baby!" Tracy teased.
"Yeah well beer's my 2nd!" Billy said as he took it away from her.
"Well lets go, we're all taking 1 car and the other girls are taking the other car." Jen said as the other girls got up and headed for the door. They all got in the car and drove off.
***5 minutes earlier, in Katie/Linda/Beth now Mary's apartment***
"Mary come on lets go we're gonna be late!" Linda shouted.
"I'm coming I'm coming!" Mary said as she finished putting on her eyeshadow.
"Yo Katie your holding us up too!" Linda shouted.
"Thats because my pants wont fit ugh dammit! Im gonna have to start going to the gym again!" Katie said as she came out in a pair of her old baggy pants.
"Could that be because of J?" Sara teased.
"How so?" Katie asked, she wasnt thinking.
"Think hard!" Sara said.
Katie got it then glared at her, "Shush...!"
"Whatever!" Sara laughed as she got up to go. The other girls came and left for the club.
***at the club***
The girls and Billy were having fun. Sara was missing Patrick so she was drinking a bit. Meg found her boyfriend and met up and ran off with him, Jen went to dance with a cute blonde, and Tracy spotted Craig David or one of his look a likes and went to go continue her groupie streak . Linda spotted a guy who looked similar to Michael and went to dance with him, and Katie wasn't feeling to good so she left to the bathroom. That left Mary and Billy at the bar by each other.
"Hey." Billy said.
"hey." Mary said as she sipped her Marguarita.
"So how you been?" Billy said as he sipped his Bud.
"I've been..." just then Michael (the real one) walked in.
"Mary hey! How you been?" Michael said as he spotted her and came to sit by her. Billy glared at him, Patrick had told J and J had told Billy about the night Mary and Michael had spent together.
"Michael! What are you doing here?" Mary asked upset now.
"Well me and Patrick got the night off because they only needed J and Marc's vocals so I flew down here to see you." Michael said with a smile, he really had come to see Linda but he wanted to make her jealous, and he knew he was doing Mary a fav: by making Billy jealous.
"Umm well thats sweet of you." Mary said, she seen him wink and got the jist.
"Mary could I talk to you over here for a second?" Billy asked.
"Sure..." mary said as she got up and followed him, Michael went off to flirt in front of Linda with another girl.
"So, what's going on?" Billy asked as Mary sat down. "Nothing, you?" Mary replied. "Not to much." Billy replied. As Mary sat with Billy, she truly wanted to just get up, and put her arms around him, but she didn't. She didn't know if she could trust him, and how he even felt about herâ€|anymore. "So, are you seeing anyone?" Mary asked hoping he wasn't. "Yea. Linda and I are datingâ€|a little." Billy answered. "You're dating Linda! What? Since when! You for real?" Mary asked shocked. "Yesâ€|I m serious. Ive been dating her for a lil time now. Why you acting so upset? We aren't together. Remember?" Billy said. "Yea. I know where not together! Butâ€|My God Billy Why one of my nest friends? You don't date your ex's best friend! Good LORD!" Mary snapped, as she got up to leave. "WAIT! I can't date a friend of yours, but you can date my friend? That is interesting! Oh, and I didn't know sleeping with them was a option!" Billy said as he held Mary's arm. "Youâ€|didn't sleep with Linda? Why?" Mary said as she slowly turned back facing Billy; with tears pouring down her face. "I didn't sleep with her, becauseâ€|I â€|I luuâ€|I didn't want to." Billy said as he looked at Mary. "Well, I don't know why, or made me sleep with Michael. Iâ€|I don't know why. It just happened. It wasn't supposed to though. Billyâ€|I m sorry. I shouldn't have, and Im truly sorry." Mary said as she sat back down next to Billy. "Mary, I was hurting, missing you, but I still didn't sleep with Linda. I couldn't. If I did, Id feel like I was cheating. It wouldn't be right." Billy said still hurt about everything. "Billyâ€|we weren't together. If you slept with her, it wouldn't be considered cheating. It would just kinda hurt me, but you wouldn't be cheating." Mary replied. "Maryâ€|I didn't sleep with Linda, cause I love youâ€|YESâ€|I love you, and it wouldn't feel right to me." Billy said. "You love me? Why didn't you ever tell me?" Mary said shockingly. "Mary, why would I sleep with you, talk about marriage, and why would I love you? You are the greatest girl Ive ever met. You are my best friend, and how can I NOT love you? Maryâ€|do you love me?" Billy added. Mary just couldn't answer. She didn't know, well she did, but whether she could trust Billy, and gain his trust againâ€|it was another question she was wondering. "How can I answer? You cheated on me, and lied to me? How can I? Billy, how can I trust you?" Mary asked. "Maryâ€|I don't think you really need to ask me that question. I should be asking you. You slept with one of my friends, and you ask me that? No..I don't think so." Billy said. "Your right. How can you trust me? I slept with Michael, I love you, and I don't Billy. What is going on with us? Are we going to work, or what?" Mary said taking a sip of her water. "Maryâ€|I truly want us to work, but for that to happen; we have to start back at square one. Gain each other's trust, and work through this. Ifâ€|you want." Billy answered. "I want us to work, and I agree, we need to start all over. So, are we going to? Start over?" Mary asked, as her tears began again. "Yeaâ€|I want us to." Billy said as he scooted over, and hugged Mary. As the 2 started back for the table Billy said, "Waitâ€|here," as he handed Mary her ring. "What is this for?" Mary asked shocked. "Think of it as a starting over ring, and hopefully more of a meaning later." Billy said with a smile.
"Oh Billy!" Mary said as tears ran down her face and she hugged him.
"Ya know...why dont we take a taxi home? And then we can talk about everything we need to..." Billy said as he kissed her tears away.
"Okay..." Mary said as she kissed him back and the two left.
Jen and Katie ended up going home not to long after because Katie wasnt feeling well and Jen was bored. Tracy ended up going off with her Craig and Meg went home with her bf. Sara ended up with Patrick who had showed up and found her. Michael and Linda got a ride back together, and ended up in a hotel room making up .
***10 pm, same night, in the studio in NY with J, Marc, Lou, and Marc P***
"My lips are aching for the taste of you I cant wait! Cuz I live for the love that we make..." J sang as the producer recorded.
"Cut! Okay that was good take 5 everyone!" The producer yelled as Marc and J sat down with some water to rest.
"J phone!" Lou said as he handed J his phone.
"Hello?" J answered.
"Hey J its Bethy!" Beth said thrilled she'd gotten through to him.
"Oh hey hows Ben and you doing?" J asked.
"Good good...so did Billy tell you I called?" Beth asked.
"No he failed to mention that." J said a bit annoyed...
"Oh well I just had something really interesting to tell you...congratulations!" Beth said trying not to laugh.
"What? What for?" J asked confused.
"You're gonna be a daddy, der..." Beth said.
J's eyes got huge and he dropped the phone. Marc picked it up as J sat frozen....
"Oh okay...I'll tell him." Marc said as he hung up.
"J dude...she said that she accidently grabbed Katie's celly and thats how she knew, so dont worry Katie dont know yet." Marc said proud to be a messenger of such an important msg.
J just breathed in deeply and said, "OMG she's gonna kill me....I better call her...." he said as he picked up the phone and froze......
***sorry Bethy but I already had this part wroted when internet quit workin . It's really long lol so i wanted to add it***
***Back at Katie/Linda/now Mary's apartment, 3 minutes earlier***
"Oh god!!!!" Katie said as she put her hand over her mouth and ran to the bathroom as Jen walked in the door.
Katie had thrown her stuff down on the couch and all of a sudden her phone rang.
"Katie ya want me to get that for ya?" Jen asked.
"Yes!" Katie called back.
*ring* *ring* "Hello?" Jen answered, alls she heard was a click.
*10 calls later*
"Oh good fricking lord HELLO!?" Jen answered.....*click*
"Thats it your ringer is going off!" Jen said as she shut the damn annoyance off and went to change into some comfy clothes.
***back in the studio***
"Come on J you gotta talk to her!" Marc said as J held the phone in his hands, looking at it like it was a bomb.
"I...I cant..." J said as he put his head down in shame.
***same time, in Billy's room***
Mary and Billy hadn't talked much on the ride home, they just sat by each other silently. When they came in the apartment Billy suggested they just go lay in his comfy bed and talk.
"So...you really forgive me? I mean honestly Mary I never wanted to hurt you...." Billy said as he moved some hair out of her eyes.
"I know...I'm sorry it's just...I love you..." Mary said as she laid on his chest.
"I love you too..." Billy said as he started kissing her. The two were just starting to have some fun when Billy's cell phone rang. He was going to ignore it but it wouldn't shut up! So they stopped kissing and Billy answered very annoyed, "Hello?"
"Hey Billy its J...I need HELP!" J said desperatly through the other end of the phone.
"Dude where are you and whos gonna kick your ass?" Billy asked from past expierences when J would insult someone and talk big tell he'd get his ass near kicked and call Billy to come save him .
"Im in my car, I'm on my way home, listen Beth got an interesting call she shared with me...." J said scaridly.
"What does a call have to do with needing my help?" Billy asked annoyed, Mary sat him up and started giving him a back rub, so he calmed down a bit .
"Billy Katie's pregnant!" J said.
Billys eyes got huge like everyone elses, and Mary noticed but just gave him a kiss, she didnt know the news.
"Okay look why didnt she tell you?" Billy asked, now he was upset with Katie for not telling his friend.
"She doesnt know! Beth had her cell phone and got the call, Beth told ME to tell her!" J said. Billy was speechless, he didnt know what to say. After a few moments of silence J said, "Billy I need help...I'm going crazy!" J said.
"Okay look I got an idea, why dont you go down to the Ritz Hotel and get a room n call me with the room # and I'll meet you there and then we can talk..." Billy suggested.
"Okay thanks buddy! Oh and bring Josie...she'll make me feel better." J said as he hung up.
"What was that all about?" Mary asked as she kissed Billy's neck.
"Uh baby," Billy said taking her hands and turning around so he was facing her, "Listen Im going to somewhere for awhile...to help someone out...anyways yeah whatever you heard TELL NO ONE if you love me..." he said as he put his forehead up against hers.
"Okay...only cuz I love you." Mary said as she kissed him. Billy got up, grabbed a few clothes, the blanket J used to sneak Josie in places, Josie, and left. Mary had no clue what the hell was going on but she figured it was just a crazy scheme, and let it be.
***later that night, at the hotel***
Billy walked up carrying Josie and his thing of clothes and found the room #457 that J was in. He took the key and got in. J was sitting on the bed, he looked deep in thought.
"Hey buddy umm.....are you okay?" Billy asked as he shut the door and then walked over and put Josie in J's lap.
"Yeah...Im actually really excited but yeah..." J said as he petted Josie.
"Well lets talk..." Billy said as he sat down by Josie and J.
***Monday morning***
None of the girls had heard from Billy all weekend. No one had noticed pretty much because they were hung over, but by Monday Linda had noticed him missing again. During the weekend other then being hung over Linda and Michael had fully made up, Katie had gotten sicker, and Beth and Ben were finishing up their quick honeymoon.
***noon at Linda/Katie/Mary's apartment***
"Katie....KATIE! Oh good god you look like death!" Linda said as she found Katie laying in her misery on the couch.
"Yeah I know... I feel it too! What d'ya want?" Katie asked.
"Have you seen Billy? Our car is broke, Sara and Tracy and Meg and Jen are all at work or gone, and Mary dont have a car cuz Billy and her share one! I need a ride to get some groceries! We're down to nothing here!" Linda said as she looked around for her cell phone.
"No I havent seen him..." Katie said as Mary came in.
"Hey guys...Linda whatcha doin?" Mary asked as Linda looked under the couch.
"I need my celly, I need Billy to gimme a ride and he's not here!" Linda said as she gave up with the cell phone.
"Oh well he wont be back for a while maybe..." Mary said shyly as she remembered she had promised she wouldnt tell. Just then before ne1 could say anything Billy came in the door.
"Finally I need a ride!" Linda said, but Billy just ignored her, walked right over to Katie and kneeled down.
"Katie...your cell phone is missing right?" he asked as he looked her in the eyes.
"Yeah...Beth stole it!" Katie said annoyed at the thought.
"Well congratulations! She got a call...you and J are gonna be parents, and Beth told him and hes been chicken so he sent me to come tell you!" Billy said as he gave her a hug.

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“What!?” Mary said as she saw Billy kneeling beside Katie. “Come again!” Linda said. “You ok?” Katie asked Billy. “Katie, J and I stayed at a hotel this weekend. He is scared out of his wits, so I went and stayed with him.” Billy replied. “So, she is pregnant? And that is why she looks like HELL!” Linda said. “Yep, Katie you are 2 ˝ months along.” Billy said as he stood up. “Oh God! No! He is a dead man!” Katie said sitting up now. “Hey, he feels bad about this, and that is why he didn’t come tell you himself. He knew you would want to kill him, and get a mad with him. But don’t forget…it isn’t just his fault!” Billy said in a unpleasant tone. “Billy, calm down. She is just shocked, and upset, she means nothing by it.” Mary said as she pulled Billy over to her. “I meant EVERY word!” Katie said as she snapped back at Billy. “Ok, ok, ok...calm down, don’t freak out. You need to relax, before you see J.” Linda replied. “J doesn’t want to see her if she is gonna act like a complete NUT case. He wants to talk to her in a normal calm rational manner.” Billy said. “Well, if he wants to talk to me when Im calm...tell him that won’t be till HELL freezes over!” Katie replied. “Well, you need to relax, and think of J, and not always yourself!” Billy said as he pulled away from Mary, and left. “Linda, you stay here with Katie…I will go with Billy.” Mary said as she left.

*Outside at the car*

“Billy…wait!” Mary said running after him. Finally Mary caught up with him at his car. “Hey I shouldn’t have snapped at Katie like I did, but seriously she gives J such a hard time. He loves her so much… and he puts up with her bitching. She never considers his feelings, or anything!” Billy said looking at Mary. “Well Billy, she has a point…J should have been the one to tell her, not you. But, you are right also, she needs to consider Js’ feelings as well. But...J should have been the one telling her…not you. Actually, Beth should have given Katie back her phone, and told the doctors to call Katie back later. So, actually, Beth is somewhat to blame.” Mary said. “Actually…you’re right! Beth was the one who got the message. And she should have the doctor’s call J or Katie. But, I still don’t think Katie should flip out over J like she always does.” Billy added in. “I know…you’re right.” Mary said as she laid her head on Billy’s chest. “Oh! If this type of situation ever happens to us…please… don’t flip out on me!” Billy said with a laugh. Mary just nudged him, and said…”If I ever get in that situation, I will kill you!” Mary said jokingly. Billy just laughed and kissed her. After Billy and Mary kissed for at least 5 minutes Billy said, “Would you please get Linda, tell her I will take her to the store, and call J and tell him I’ll be over there soon to pick him up.” “Sure, and I can stay with Katie till you come back, and we will both go pick up J. By the way…where is he?” Mary asked looking around. “ He is at the Ritz Hotel. He wanted to get a room there so he can think all this through, and relax before he saw Katie again.” Billy said laughing. “Oh ok.” Mary said as she kissed Billy and went to the apartment to get Linda, and call J. so, after Linda and Billy left, Mary called J to let him know Billy would be by in an hour to get him.

*Billy and Linda are back*

"Hey, you back." Mary said as she took some groceries from Linda. "Ya, and I think I got everything we need...I think." Linda said putting the bags down. "Here let me help you both, and then Im going to go check on J." Billy said as he helped Mary and Linda put the groceries away. After about 15 minutes of putting everything away, Billy and Mary left for the hotel to see J.

*On the Way to the hotel*

"You think everything will work out? Im worried about Katie. She is really mad about all this." Mary said looking over at Billy. "Well she shouldn't be mad at J...he isn't to blame for all of everything." Billy replied. "Hey, I get the feeling you are still a bit ticked off with Katie. You know Billy...she does have a right to be mad. It wasn't all just her. But, I know she doesn't need to be mad at J for everything either." Mary snapped. "Mary! Im not blaming all this on Katie. All Im trying to say is...she needs to stop blaming J for somethings! Incase she forgot..she was there also!" Billy snapped back. "You know, you are really starting to get to me. I don't blame your friends, and I don't critisize every damn thing you say. All I was doing was giving my opion, and if you don't agree...TUFF!!" Mary said as she turnd and looked out the window. "I don't mind you giving your opinion, but I don't like you telling me how to think. Like you said..you were giving your opinion..and I was giving mine. So, drop it!" Billy snapped. "You are acting like a real Jerk! And frankly right now...you are, and I DON'T like you!! So, don't speak to me, and SHUT-UP!" Mary yelled. For the rest of the drive, Mary and Billy didn't speak.

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***back at katie/linda/mary's apartment***
"Okay this is just NOT right usually the girl tells the GUY!" Katie said as she spazzed out to Linda.
"Hey ya know u and Billy kinda got into it....its not HIS fault!" Linda said with a laugh as she put away the grocieries
"Yeah well.....shut up!" Katie said as she got that *i know but shut up* look on her face.
"Well okay *deep breath* I'm calm...I may castrate J when I get the chance but yeah I'm better....damn it! Its to late to go anywhere...I need to shop...to calm down!" Katie said as she paced around the apartment nervously.
"Yeah you might wanna get a start on those maternity dresses!" Linda said as she ducked a pillow flying her way.
"I'm....gonna....go take Scooby for a walk that'll calm me a lil." Katie said as she went to the door.
She put on her sandals and opend the door. Only to see her J in the doorway.
Katie froze and so did J (he was prepping himself to go in, he didnt expect her to open the door lol) After a few seconds of just staring Linda had to laugh and said, "J what a lovely surprise!"
Katie turned around to glare at her and then walked out of the door way and shut the door.
J just stood there in the hall way. He didnt know what to say or do.
Katie just went over and hugged him and said, "Well u got your wish...your lucky I love you so much. Wanna take Sam and Scooby for a walk?"
J was stunned, he thought she'd beat him or something !
"Okay...but what about Josie?" J asked as he kissed her.
"Shes a cat she cant go on walks!" Katie said confused.
"Uh huh she can too I got her a kitty leash and everything." J said with a smile.
"Okay....whatever the damn cat can come too...." Katie said as she noticed J react to her sarcasm, "Sorry moodswings ya know?" she said with a laugh as they went into J and Billys apartment.
***back at the hotel, mary n billy had just pulled up***
The 2 walked inside and went up to Js room. Billy knocked on the door but there was no sign of J.
"Maybe he's sleepin!" Mary said annoyed with Billys constant attempts to get J to unlock the lil chain.
"Shut up! I'm sick of you yelling at me all the time! God your just like your friend!" Billy said as he reached in and unhinged the chain.
Mary gasped and said, "Well your just like yours! AN IDIOT!" as she and Billy walked in the room.
Billy looked around and found no sign of J, in fact none of Js stuff was there!
"Damn him he must have gone back to NYC!" Billy said as he sat down on the bed, he was feeling bad about what he'd said to Katie and Mary.
"Lets go...I want to leave NOW!" Mary said, she was upset about what he had said.
"Just a sec..." Billy said he was tryin not to cry, he felt so bad!
Mary noticed his stance and the feeling in the air and went over and sat by him on the bed.
"Im sorry...honey Im just not in a good mood okay? Im really on edge cuz I dont want to lose you again!" Billy said as he looked up at her.
"Its okay..." Mary said as he put his arms around her and kissed her. Both of them were obviously in the mood because well hell the door was still shut, the hotel room wasnt in use....why not have a lil fun ?
***outside on some street, with katie n j walking the dogs and poor cat lol***
"So your not upset?" J asked as he walked Sam and picked up Josie who refused to walk for the 40th time in the 20 minutes they'd be walking.
"No....actually it was bound to happen someday...I'm fine... Although I feel bad for yelling at Billy." Katie said as she walked Scooby.
"Eh he'll live...wanna call him?" J asked as he reached in his pocket to find his cell phone, and continued searching as Katie said, "No its fine..."
"Dammit I musta left my cell phone at the hotel...its just over there anyways wanna go get it? Or is that to far for you honey I dont want you to hurt yourself?" J asked as he leaned over and kissed her.
"Oh its only a block or two..." Katie said as they walked towards it.
***in the hotel lobby***
"Sir you can get your phone its probably still in the room the maids haven't been up there yet, but for the last time your animals must stay OUTside!" The desk lady said to J as he had argued for the past 10 minutes about bringing Josie and Sam and Scooby in quickly.
"Here's a $20...." J said with a smile as he and Katie started walking for the stairs. The clerk just rolled her eyes and let him go through.
"Lucky the maids haven't been up." J said as he put his hand on the door knob and finding it unlocked. Katie and J walked in and for a few steps just noticed it was pretty messy in the room, but other then that fine. J noticed his cell phone under so spongebob thongs on the dresser and picked it up.
"What the?" J said as Katie walked toward the kitchen (which was by the jaccuzi)
"EWWWWWWWWWW OMG EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Katie shrieked from the kitchen as some other OMG and AHHH's were followed from the jacuzzi area.
J went in to find Katie covering her eyes and Billy and Mary in the hot tub (do I really need to describe further details lol?)
"OMG!" J said as he covered his eyes in a similar fashion as Billy and Mary scrambled to find their clothes (which as previously mentioned were everywhere in the huge ass suite !)
"Let's...just....go...." Katie said as she reached for J and the two left.
***3 weeks later, J and Ben returned to Natural, Beth joined them. We join the ladies of corruption on a lazy Saturday off, in Katie/Linda/Mary's apartment***
"I miss Michael." Linda said as she moped on the couch.
"I miss Beth!" Katie said with a laugh.
"Yeah we need her witts to entertain us..." Meg said as she rolled her eyes and sorted her laundry on the counter.
"I would replace her...if I felt well enough!" Katie said as she put her hand on her head.
"bitch bitch bitch thats all you ever do!" Tracy said from the other chair where she was lounging.
"I got a right! At least I didnt almost get impregnated with Marc and Sarah's demon love child!" Katie said with a laugh as Tracy threw a pillow at her.
"I GOT THE DEAL!!!!!!!" Sara said as she bursted in the door and was beaming.
"Congratulations." The girls muttered through their boredom.
"Well thank you for so much damn enthuisam!" Sara said sarcastically as Jen came through the opened door with a paper in her hands beaming just like Sara.
"We know, you two got the deal." Katie said with a laugh as Jen rolled her eyes and sat down by Sara on a bean bag in the middle of the room (Beth's fav old lounging place.)
"Hey ya know...where the hell is Billy? I've been feeding Turtie and those dogs and Josie for like 2 weeks now!" Tracy said off topically.
"I dont know...MAAAAARRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!" Linda shrieked back to the end of the apartment. Mary came running out from her room, "Whaaaaat?"
"Where's lover boy?" Linda asked with a laugh.
"Shush! Actually I dont know he said he was gonna be gone for a week or two and refused to tell me where or why...." Mary said remembering.
"Oh god here we go again..." Katie said as she rolled her eyes.

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"Why does Billy always do this to us?!" Meg threw her arms up.
"I have no clue!" Sara said.
"Mary, do you have any idea where he went?" Katie asked.
"No," Mary told her.
"Well!!! Grr!" Katie spazzed out.
"Katie!!!!!!!!! Down, girl!" Linda yelled at her like she was a dog.
"Would you stop yelling at me like that!" Katie told Linda.
All the others including Linda were laughing their asses off.
"I'm sorry, Katie, I had the opportunity," Linda laughed as she shrugged her shoulders.
"I need food," Katie yelled and ran to the kitchen.
"Oh my stomach hurts," Tracy said as she wiped a tear away, she was laughing so hard she was crying. Katie came back out to the living room, with a pint of chocolate cookie dough ice cream.
"Whoa! Is that good for the baby?" Sara asked Katie.
"Who are you to tell me what's good or not for my baby!" Katie snapped.
Sara took in a deep breath, "It's the moodswings, repeat it's the moodswings. So let's not kill Katie...until AFTER the kid is born!" she said to herself.
Linda couldn't stop laughing.
"Would you shut up!" Katie yelled.
"I'm... HA! gonna try... haha!!!!! to get a hold of.... ha! Michael!" Linda laughed as she got up from the couch and went into her room. The others could still hear her laughing.
"My god, once you get Linda laughing it's hard to stop her but in about 5 minutes from now, she'll stop," Mary looked at her watch.
"How do you know?" Meg asked her.
"Have you ever went to Robin Williams Live with her?" Mary told her.
"No," Meg said.
"Don't!" Mary warned her, "Unless you're a fan of Robin Williams!"
All of a sudden, they heard a thump in Linda's room.
"Don't tell me she passed out from laughing," Tracy said.
"Oh I hope not," Meg said. Then Linda's door swung open and she came out with a suitcase.
"What the?" Katie looked at Linda weirdly.
"Uh...ummmm... could it be possible that I don't explain and just leave?" Linda asked.
Everybody looked at each other.
"Dah.... Ok," everybody shrugged their shoulders.
"Ok, bye!" Linda zoomed out the door and to her car. She let out a sigh of relief, she didn't want to explain that she and Michael were running away for a temporary (2 month) vacation in the Bahamas.

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*the next day*
"Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnndaaaaaaaaa........LINDA!" Katie screamed tiredly from the living room. She needed Linda to come to the studio with her to work on a song. She walked into Linda's room and found a note on the bed:
Katie, or whoever finds this:
Ran off somewhere....be back in a few months, dont tell Lou....-Linda
"Damn her..." Katie muttered as she walked out and grabbed her Pink Lilly bag and left. Billy seen Katie leave and ran like hell to mary/her/linda's apartment. The door was opened so he went in....
*meanwhile, in katies car, on the way to the studio*
*ring tone in the tune of *holler* by the Spice Girls*
"Hello?"
"Katie is all the girls there?!?!?!" a desperate Lou asked.
"Umm yeah..." Katie said, she knew never to tell Lou anything.
"Okay...is there any spare guys there?" Lou asked.
"No...just Billy I think is home...I think Js there..." Katie said confused.
"No not J...any blue haired spiky people?" Lou asked sounding very pissed.
"Not unless Billy let Linda do his hair again..." Katie said remembering that 1 time....hehe
"No I meant Michael!" Lou near screamed.
"Oh no I haven't seen him...Lou I gotta go I'm pullin up to the studio." Katie said as she hung up. So thats where Linda was Katie thought with a laugh...
*back at the apartment*
"Sara....SARA! Oh god...SARA!" Tracy screamed at the sleeping/passed out drunk last night Sara.
"Huh? Owwww not so loud...." Sara said as she woke up and the few dozen beer containers fell off her.
"Sara get up...I'm bored n I wanna go shopping with someone..." Tracy said as she helped Sara up.
"Why not ask Meg?" Sara said pissed a bit for being woken up from her Patrick dream .
"Shes at work." Tracy said.
"Fine...lemme get showered...I'll meet ya there why not bring Mary with?" Sara said as she made her way clumsily to the bathroom.
"Fine...be there by like 2!" Tracy said as she grabbed her keys and purse and left. As she walked out into the hall she seen Scooby roaming around the hall.
"Scooby...what the hell?" she said to herself as she grabbed the puppy by the collar and took him back to Billys apartment. There she found the door opened.
"Doesnt anyone close the damn doors in this complex any..." Tracy complained to herself as she heard a loud moan come from next door.
She looked over to find that door closed.
"Here Scooby." She said as she put the dog back in the apartment and shut the door.
She went and banged on Katie's (im just gonna call it my apartment for laziness sakes lol!) apartment door. The door was locked so she couldnt just bust in .
"Katie? Linda? Mary? One of you in there?" Tracy screamed in.
*in the apartment*
"Oh god...window time..." Billy said as he grabbed his pants and headed for the porch window.
"Damn Tracy..." Mary said as she hurriedly put her clothes back on and straightened her hair.
"What was that all about?" Tracy asked with a laugh as Mary answered the door a bit out of breath.
"Nothing...shut up! What do u want?" Mary asked.
"Just wanted to go shoppin...u up for it?" Tracy asked trying hard not to laugh.
"Yeah...lemme go change..." Mary said as Tracy walked in and half shut the door behind her.
Mary changed and Tracy waited. As they were leavin they started talkin about one of Natural's new music videos (which Bethy was in lol)...
"So yeah and I think it just went..." Tracy said as her and Mary walked out the door only to find Billy with his pants on (but not buttoned ), a hard on, and his hair messed trying to get into his apartment which was now locked (thanks to Tracy.)
"Nothing eh?" Tracy asked as she looked back at Mary who was turning 10 shades of red.
"Don't look at me!" Mary said as she tried to laugh like she had nothing to do with this.
"Okay both of u shut up...you gotta key?" Billy asked trying to get out of this situation quickly.
"No I don't..." Tracy said as she seen the look of anguish on Billys face then she burst out laughing and said, "Yeah of course I do here...dont lose it!" she said as she threw the key at him and signaled to Mary to come down stairs with her so they could leave to shop.

michaeljohnsonsangelstar:
*At the recording studio*
Katie walked into the snack room, extremely exhausted from walking from her car to the door (hehe). Lou spotted her and rushed over to her (he had flown back into Florida to find Michael).
"Katie!!" he yelled, "Where in God's name is...."
"AHH! Don't yell, damnit! I'm very tired and NOT-IN-THE-MOOD!" Katie shouted at Lou as she collasped on a couch in the snack room.
Lou just stared at her and backed away as if she were the devil (hey, if she had the chance, she would be). "I..I..I'm sorry.......... excuse me." Lou rushed outta the room.
Katie groaned as she stuggled to get up from the couch, for some reason, she was having trouble moving around, and the baby hadn't grown that much to make her helpless. She walked over to the refridgerator and to see if there was any more ice cream pints left.
"ARGH!!! DOESN'T ANYBODY BUY FOOD FOR THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Katie screamed obviously discovering that she had eaten all the ice cream yesterday.
Then one of her producers came into the room, "Um.... Katie? You ready to get started?"
Katie immediately glared at him, "Does it look like I'm ready to get started? Does it look like I'm ready to have a baby?!?!?! Does it look like I'm prepared to be fat for how many more months this THING is in me!!!!!!!!! HUH??? DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Katie, I was asking if you were ready to get started on your new song?" the producer asked her.
Katie's eyes popped wide open, "Oh..... sure."
The producer nodded his head, "Ok then, let's go."
*In Lou's office*
"Well, are you sure you have no idea where Michael is?" Lou asked the person he was talking to on the phone, "Well you should, he's your son!!!!!.... Ok, thanks anyway, Mrs. Johnson."
Lou slammed the receiver down. "GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
Just then Glenda walked in, "Care to talk about it?" she asked with a laugh.
"Do you know where Michael is?" Lou was so desperate, he was asking anybody.
"Nope, sorry," Glenda shook her head 'no' as she sat down, "Have you asked his girlfriend?"
"No, but I can't get a hold of Linda, because I don't know where she is and I was gonna ask Katie but..... Katie scares me ." Lou said in a little scared voice.
"Ohhh, you poor thing," Glenda said in a sweet voice as she stood up and she ran her hand through what's left of Lou's hair. Lou looked at her funny.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" he asked.
Glenda then sat down on Lou's lap. "Do you really think that about me?"
"Think what?" Lou asked, extremely confused.
"That letter you wrote me," Glenda told him.
FREEZE!!!!!!!!
(ok! Allow me to explain about this letter before I go any further... J felt bad about how miserable Katie was feeling and decided to cheer her up by writing her a love letter and obviously didn't sign it and then put it in Katie's purse. When Katie came into the studio, she quickly checked in with the receptionist and the letter fell out onto a bunch of Glenda's papers. Glenda then picked up her stuff and looked through her papers until she saw an anonymous letter. She read the letter and became very flattered and automatically thought it was Lou. Everybody caught up????? you should be! hehe! Back to the story!)
"What letter?" Lou asked as he pushed Glenda off his lap. "I didn't write you any letter! I don't have time to write a letter! I'm trying to find Michael!!!!"
Glenda didn't say anything, but her facial expression said it all, she was completely embarressed yet disappointed. Then she walked out of the office.
Lou shook his head in disbelief, "That woman needs some serious help."
*At the Bahamas*
Linda and Michael were laying out on the beach catching some rays.
"Ya know, I wonder how pissed off Lou is right now," Michael said then he and Linda laughed.
"Probably so pissed they had to give him a Prozac," Linda teased, "I am a little worried about Katie though."
"Actually, I'm a little more worried about J more than Katie," Michael told her. Linda laughed. Michael gave her a look, "I'm serious!"
Linda's smile faded, "Oh."
Michael burst out laughing, Linda rolled her eyes and punched him on the arm.
"Just wait til everybody hears what we did, when we get back," Linda said as she closed her eyes and laid back on her beach chair, "Well if we tell them."
"Everybody's gonna think we eloped," Michael said.
"Well, with MY luck, they'd think we made a porn, considering the fact.....ya know," Linda said hinting to her 'modeling' job back in Orlando.
"Uh, Honey, we practically did," Michael told her.
"Noooo, we didn't... we just posed for a foreign exotic magazine," Linda told him.
"WITH NO CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!" Michael added, "Linda, it was practically a porn."
Linda warned him, "Oh no!!!! We just posed!!!!! We didn't have sex in front of 20 people!"
"We did make out at one point," Michael told her, he loved getting her worked up, "It was a porn."
"We POSED for foreign exotic magazine!" Linda was getting pissed now.
"Porn."
"Magazine."
"Porn."
"Magazine."
"Porn."
"Magazine."
and it goes on and on and on ...........

josh horns gurl:
*back on the Natural tour bus, where everyone was gone or something cept Ben and Bethy the newlyweds who were havin some fun on Michael's bed*
"mmmmmmmmmmmm"
*ring*
"Dammit....hello?"
"Ben? Hey is Michael around?" It was Michael's mother.
"No Mrs. Johnson he said sometin bout goin to McDonald's..." Ben lied, he'd been starrin at Beth's ass when Michael muttered a lame excuse as he left with a huge bag and sunglasses on.
"Oh well...Lou's looking for him...I wonder where he is, I thought if I called his cell he'd be here but I guess not...thanks anyways." Mrs. Johnson said.
"Okay bye bye." Ben said eagerly as he hung up and got back to what he wanted to do.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! Take this child!" Marc said as he came in holding Hudson out in front of him.
"What? Why? I thought you wanted to watch him so me and Beth could have a break..." Ben said pleadingly. He loved his now 2 year old nephew and was watching him for a week for his sister, but he needed a break!
"Because the more Sarah's around him she wants one and I don't!" Marc said as he handed Hudson to Ben and left.
"Dammit....oh well....he Hudson." Ben said as he picked up his nephew.
*ring*
"Hello?"
"BEN! OMG guess what Lou just said?" J said frantically over the phone.
"What what what chill what?" Ben asked as he balanced his nephew on his lap and Beth got up to hold Hudson for him.
"Lou just told me that until Michael comes back we have to practice 2 more hours a day and when he's back we're doing a full out tour to make up for what were missing now!!!!" J shouted.
"So?" Ben asked...he didn't get it.
"OMG Ben ur such an idiot! Katie will be due and we'll be touring!!!!!!!" J said near tears.
"Oh well that suxs....hey I gotta go Hudson's crying." Ben said as he hung up despite J's pleas.
*In the car, with Mary and Tracy*
"So....what was the naked bf in the hall about?" Tracy asked with a teasing smile.
"Nothing...I dont know whos bf u are reffering to cuz I dont have 1!" Mary said stubbornly.
"Okay your Friday @#%$ whatever..." Tracy said with a laugh.
Mary's mouth dropped and her eyes got huge with the shock of Tracy's words.
"No hes not my...hes nothing to me but a friend!" Mary said trying to gather her wits about her.
"Sure....sure he is...so when are you gonna pull at Katie?" Tracy asked with a smile.
Mary got the shocked look on her face again and said, "I AM....OMG Tracy shut up! NO! You just assume things!"
*Back at Billy/J's apartment...damn this is like my grandmas soap operas...one to many fuckin plots goin on at once lol!...this story needs an ending *
*ring*
"Hello?" Billy answered the phone. He'd just gotten out of the shower....he had needed one badly
"Hey Billy everyone here sucks....and Lou was yelling at me can you believe it? Anyways wanna come down to the studio and I dunno pretend your doing work but your only here to entertain me?" Katie asked on the other end. She was sitting on the couch again, and the producer had just pissed her off in fact she was having a real bad day so yeah...pregnant and bitchy all in one .
"Ummm I can get there in like a half hour...lunch hour traffics bad..." Billy said looking at the clock.
"Fine....hey stop at that chinese place I like, theres no food here!" Katie said as she hung up.
'damn shes bossy' Billy thought as he went about putting his pants on after he hung up the phone. Just as they were half way up J burst in the door.
"AHHHH J!" Billy said as he scrambled to get his pants up. Poor J was tramatized enough from the one day when Ben decided to do his laundry....with the clothes on his body so he walked round near nude for a few hours!
"Ewwwwwwww is that what you do when Im gone?" J asked as he shielded his eyes and Scooby came up to greet him.
"SCOOOBY! Aww hi.....BRUSER!!!" J said as Bruser ran up to greet him too.
"J why are you here? And don't tell me the dogs called you again because that just didn't happen!" Billy said as he walked back into his bedroom to finish dressing.
"For your information they did too call me that day....and no they didn't call me....*this* time.... I came home cuz I got worried about Katie and then Lou pissed me off so I came to yell at him. But I thought I'd stop here and see if you wanted to go get sometin to eat first." J said as he sat down to pet his puppies.
"You lie...you stopped to see the dogs! But okay...your wife ordered me to go get her chinese anyways so why not." Billy said as he came out dressed.
"She's not my wife!" J said thinking about that whole thing...
"Whatever...might as well be! Let's go..." Billy said as he headed for the door.
"Okay just a sec," J said to Billy then he picked up Bruser and said, "Daddy will be back in a lil bit...okay?" Bruser kissed him on the nose, "Okay...daddy will bring ya back some chicken..." J said as he kissed Bruser's nose back and put him down. He then proceeded to do that to each dog and Josie...Billy was about to leave without him assuming he'd stop after that....nope Turtie needed a proper goodbye!
"J....double parked..." Billy said a lil annoyed.
"Fine...bye Turtie! Alright let's go." J said as he grabbed his keys and the two guys left.

michaeljohnsonsangelstar:
*In the car*
J and Billy didn't speak two words. Both sat in silence for a bit.
After about 5 minutes into the drive Billy said, "How do you you put up with her? She is so demanding!"
"Who?" J asked, he was taken off guard by Billy's question.
"Katie," Billy told him, "She's always asking you for this for that, so on and so forth. And now she's asking ME to do stuff for her."
"Well, Billy, she is pregnant," J told him, "She has mood swings."
"I understand but, Dude, she had mood swings before she got pregnant," Billy said.
"What's your point man?" J asked him.
"When are you ever gonna tell her 'no' for once?" Billy told him.
"Hey you could've said 'no' today, so don't you be talking," J warned him, "At least Katie isn't ashamed of our relationship unlike some other girlfriend."
"Hey! Mary isn't ashamed of our relationship, we just wanna keep it a quiet thing ok," Billy told him.
"Ok sure, listen you tell just your close friends about you two, but Mary denies it to her friends who are like sisters to her," J told him.
"Ok about that thing today, Mary was just embarressed ok," Billy said.
"What thing today?" J asked, "What happened?!?!"
"None a ya damn business," Billy told him, "Besides you might hear it from Tracy later."
"O-k anyways man, all Mary says about you guys is that you're JUST FRIENDS," J told him.
"That's only when she's talking to you!" Billy yelled at him.
"Dude why don't you just admit it! Mary doesn't like you like that," J told him, trying to convince him, "She's only 'staying' with you because she doesn't wanna hurt your feelings."
"Alright, J, that's going alittle below the belt there!" Billy was getting pissed, "Well at least whenever Mary asks me to do something I know she can do on her own, I put my foot down."
"Hey man, quit trying to change the subject, we're talking about your girlfriend now!" J yelled.
"You're the one who changed the subject to Mary, I'm just trying to get it back to Katie, the original subject!" Billy yelled.
"F**k you man!" J yelled.
"You know what that's it! Take me back to the apartment!" Billy ordered.
"Fine!" J yelled as he did a U-turn and headed back to the apartment. For the rest of the ride, neither of them spoke. After J dropped Billy, he peeled out of the drive way, pissed as hell.
"Sonofabitch, ain't gonna listen to me then to hell with him," Billy said to himself as he went to his room and took out a suitcase from under his bed and started packing his stuff.
Just then Mary and Tracey were pulling up to the driveway. Both girls were walking up to Mary's apartment when Billy suddenly came out to the hallway and dropped a suitcase down on the floor. Mary and Tracey looked at each other, wondering what was going on.
"Something must've happened?" Tracey told Mary.
"I guess... Billy?" Mary called out.
"What!" Billy snapped from inside his apartment.
"Hey! What the hell is your problem?" Mary asked, not taken kindly by Billy's snap.
"I'm moving out!" Billy yelled.
"What?!?!" Tracy and Mary yelled.
"Do you girls need hearing aids? I said I was moving out!" Billy didn't mean to be mean towards the girls but he wasn't really in the mood to keep repeating himself.
"We know what you said you dipshit!" Tracey told him, "Why?"
"Because J's pussywhipped!" Billy told her.
Just as he said that Sara, who apparently hadn't gotten showered yet, came out of her apartment.
"What's all the noise about damn it!?" Sara yelled.
"Grrr!! You tell her!" Billy told Mary.
Mary was too shocked, so Tracey decided to tell her, "He's moving out."
"What!?" Sara yelled.
Billy was about to explode, "What is with you girls always yelling 'what' after I told you something loud and clear?!?!"
"It's a reflex, live with it!" Sara yelled at him.
"Well excuse me!" Billy yelled.
"Hey, if this is about you and J fighting, don't take it out on us, Billy Vassi!" Mary yelled at him.
Billy didn't say anything to her then he went back to his room to continue packing.
Sara shook her head in disbelief, "Damn, this is one hell of a hangover. So, why are you guys here, I thought I was gonna meet you at the mall."
"Well on the way to the mall, Mary and I were talking about a certain incident that happened this morning and we thought of a way for it never to occur in the future," Tracey explained.
"What's that?" Sara asked.
"I'm getting my own home," Mary told her.
"You're moving out too?" Sara asked in disbelief, "Who's next Linda?"
"Where is Linda anyway?" Mary asked.
"I don't know... anyways! Where are you gonna move to?" Sara asked.
"Into alittle house that I'm gonna rent until I'm able to buy it, it's not very far from here," Mary explained.
"Well at least you know where you're gonna go when you move out," Sara told her as they all look into Billy's apartment.
"I wonder what happened," Tracey said.
"Something so bad it pissed Billy off enough for him to move out," Mary said.
"I know where I'm gonna stay!" Billy yelled obviously hearing their conversation.
"Oh yeah, where?" Tracey asked, giving him alittle attitude.
"With another friend of mine," Billy told them.
"Yeah, sure. Whatever Billy," Sara said as she and Tracey went to their apartment.
"Do I know this friend?" Mary asked Billy.
"I hope so," Billy said, "We've beens friends for quite some time."
"Who is this friend?" Mary asked.
"You," Billy told her.

josh horns gurl:
"Umm dumbass Katie lives with Mary!" Tracy said stating the obvious.
"God I hate her...and shes 4 times worse when shes pregnant!" Billy said as he rubbed his temples and thought a second, "Well she can move in with J....hes her bitch he'll let her..." Billy said as Mary helped him with his bags.
*10 minutes later as they unpacked Billys things*
"God I cant believe him! He is so fuckin @#%$ whipped..." Billy said as he went through one of his suitcases.
"Billy be nice...Katie's just a lil umm eager..." Mary tried to calm him down and defend her friend.
"You wouldn't say that if you knew what J said!" Billy said as he sat down and tried to relax a little.
"What'd J say?" Mary asked now a lil concerned.
"He said you didn't like me and you were only going out with me not to hurt my feelings....ha thats not true.....is it?" Billy said lookin at Mary.
"No of course not..." Mary said as she sat down by him.
"Then how come u tell everyone were just friends? I'm not famous yet..." Billy said remembering more of what J said.
"Well I just don't like people in my buisness." Mary said.
"Well I like showing off my girlfriend....so why cant I?" Billy asked.
"Cuz Billy no one needs to know..." Mary said a lil annoyed.
"Well what? Are you ashamed of me? If you are maybe we shouldn't be together..." Billy said looking at her outta the corner of his eye.
"Billy don't pull this on me! Why do you need to tell people....YOU DONT! Just leave then if you want..." Mary said a bit upset.
"Fine I will!" Billy said as he took his things and left.
"God he's such a dumbass when he wants to be...." Mary muttered to herself as she tried to keep herself together. She loved the man but he just didn't get it...
*2 days later*
Billy had been missing for 2 days, but no one knew cept Mary. Ben and Beth were umm Busy, so was Michael and Linda and Katie and J... The other girls and guys were all busy with their own things also....
*At Katie's apartment*
"Hey J where's Billy?" Katie asked as she sat on the couch.
"I don't know and I don't care..." J said as he pouted at the thought of his ex friend.
Katie picked up the phone to call Mary,
"Hey Mary have you seen your man...I mean Billy lately?"
"No I haven't and I don't care..." Mary managed to squeak out.
"Alright...bye bye." Katie said as she hung up.
"God everyone's disappeared..." Katie said as she dialed up Tracy's #.
"Hello?"
"Hey Tracy...he's missing again...."
***The End? For now...***




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