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Hana Takaishi
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(12/9/01 6:45 pm)
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Part-Time jobs and why they suck

*setting: The local shopping centre in Odaiba*

???: Eyyyy Morty!

Morty: eh..?

???: When's dat new Santa and dah elves supposd'ta get 'ere?

Morty: Soon 'nuf.

*jingle...jingle...jingle*

Aubrey: -_-;; This is beyond humilliating.

Morty: *wolf whistle* Well, Helllllllo Miss Elf.

Aubrey: -_-;; I'm Mrs. Claus. {Why in God's name did I take this job...? Ah yes... Dai's Christmas present...}

???: Yeah yeah toots. Get a move on why dontcha? We have a whole line up of kids out there just waiting for yuh.

Aubrey: b-b-ut!!

Morty: *pushes her towards Santa's throne* git a-goin'!!

Aubrey: *picks up her large bag of candy canes and heads towards the thone* *mumble* I hate my life... Where the hell is this new Santa?

Little Girl: WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! ><!! She said a bad word!!

Girl's Mother: You should be ashamed of yourself!!

Aubrey: *folds arms* I hate my life even more....

ooc: Santa?? Yooo hooo! >.> Where be ye? Any takers?



~*The New Protector of Hope*~

Tiren
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Posts: 5394
(12/9/01 8:01 pm)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
*Falcon comes hurrying in wearing a red suit*

Falcon-HO HO HO! Sorry I'm late. Where do you want me?

EmperorConstantine
Lord High Hacker
Posts: 1669
(12/9/01 11:44 pm)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
##Falcon.......how long will I need to keep this snow effect up?##

*Constantine stood in the rafters, casting fake snow downwards*

I once saw, in a dream....
A place full of wonder....
A place full of love....
A place full of life....

And that place....was with you.

Tiren
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Posts: 5401
(12/10/01 12:15 am)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
Falcon-**oh, a couple more minutes should be enough, then you can take a break-a short one, mind you, children like santa and snow, preferably at the same time**

Nene
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(12/10/01 4:06 pm)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
Yuki-*Stands grudginly in an elf costume holding a poloroid camera..* Falcon..go...sit...there....*points at Santa's Chair* *puts her hand on the cheap rope and gets ready to unclick it and let the little persons go by once "santa" sits down*

Sally Ayami Storms
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(12/10/01 4:53 pm)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
Jennacy: *Is resisting* NO! I WILL. NOT. GO.!!!! *digs her heels into the ground, but gets pulled* *Jenn is wearing an elf costume, I mean...pointy ears and ALL*

*muttermutter*death*muttermutter*

Kids: ELF!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Jenn: AAAAAAH!!! OPENTHEGATEOPENTHEGAAAAAAAAATE!

Tiren
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(12/10/01 5:37 pm)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
*Falcon winces as Jennacy is swarmed by the crowd of midgets.*

Falcon-that won't happen to me, will it?

Mall guard-is your health insurance paid up?

Falcon-*sits down in the chair, muttering to himself* they don't pay me enough for this...

Nene
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(12/11/01 6:56 am)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
Yuki-Nyah!! *clicks open the gate and lets Jenn in along with the first little kid in the line*
okay Jenn...take 'im over to "santa" *rolls her eyes and goes and stands in her designated spot, camera ready.*

Chibimon Allstar 
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(12/11/01 11:52 am)
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Aubs: *looks around* ...At least I don't have to suffer alone...

Camera person: SMILE!!!

Aubs: *steps back in time for them to take a picture with Santa*

*FLASH!!*

Kid: *lip quivers* ......

Aubs: Oh no...

Tiren: >< Here it comes...

Aubs: Not the waterworks...

Kid: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Aubs: >< Ow... my ears... *bends down to the kid's level on Tiren's lap* What's wrong, sweetie? *plasters a fake smile on her face*

Kid: THAT'S NOT THE REAL SANTA!!! *loud sniff and starts bawling again*

Aubs: I know... but... He's... I mean... Santa....HE'S BUSY!! ><!

Kid: o.o

Aubs: *fake smile again*
I mean..
*looks to Tiren* *whispers* a little help here..?
*sweet, caring tone of voice*
Santa is really busy around this time of year. This is one of his.... helpers. ^^;;;

Kid: *folds arms* I don't believe you!!

Aubs: *through clenched teeth* Believe it, Kid.

Kid: *points* AND YOU'RE NOT MRS. CLAUS EITHER!!

Aubs: ><!!

©hÍßím°n Åll$†Â®

Tiren
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(12/11/01 3:37 pm)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
ooc-it's Falcon, not Tiren, and actually he looks remarkably like Santa when he stuffs a pillow in his shirt.

Nene 
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(12/11/01 4:49 pm)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
Yuki- O.o))) *hands the poloroid to the kid's mum and lets Jenn take care of the payment and rushes over to where Aubs, Falcon and the kid are* *mutters*Aubs i take it you don't have too much experince with kids *turns and grins at the little person* Well, what Miss. Claus said is true ^.^ Santa is VERY busy, and actually you were right about her not being Mrs. Claus. she's Santa's daughter ^.^

Kid: O.o Santa has a kid?

Yuki- duh, what do you think he does the other 364 days a year? watch football and go tubing?

Kid-*blank expression*

Yuki- >.> aaaanyways.... see Santa will be really mad that your giving us a hard time about being the real thing...so if you still want to get your christmas presents instead of coal, i sugesst you take that candy cane from Santa and go bug your mother...cuz we have got work to do to ^.^


~*Bubble Hearts in my notebook*~

Chibimon Allstar 
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(12/11/01 7:56 pm)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
Aubrey: -.-; Thanks Yuki. I owe you one... *anime puff of air*

©hÍßím°n Åll$†Â®

Tiren
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(12/11/01 8:41 pm)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
*Falcon reaches up behind the kid's ear, flicks his wrist and presents a candycane from nowhere and hands it to the boy who walks off happily*

Chibimon Allstar 
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(12/12/01 11:35 am)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
Aubs: *smiles sweetly at the little boy as the next child walks up. Smiles at her as the little girl looks up at Falcon and blushes madly. Laughs a bit. Walks up to the girl*
Hello. And what's your name?

Girl: ..... *blank stare*

Aubs: ^_^;;; Ummm.... My name's Aubrey. What's yours?

Girl: ....Sarah.

Aubs: ^^ What a pretty name!

Girl: *looks down and turns red*

Aubs: Ok Sarah. You ready to see Santa now? ^^ I think he's waiting for you. *takes her arm and helps her walk up to the throne* *to "Santa"* This is Sarah. ^^;;

Sarah: *blank stare*

©hÍßím°n Åll$†Â®

Tiren
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Posts: 5447
(12/12/01 1:30 pm)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
Falcon-Well hello, Sarah, now, what would you like for Christmas this year?

EmperorConstantine
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Posts: 1684
(12/12/01 10:26 pm)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
*Constantine continues "snowing" downwards*

I once saw, in a dream....
A place full of wonder....
A place full of love....
A place full of life....

And that place....was with you.

Kari Kamiya
Keeper of the Light
Posts: 122
(12/13/01 7:53 am)
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Re: Part-Time jobs and why they suck
Sarah: *continues to stare blankly*

Aubrey: Uhh... well, isn't there something you'd like ot ask Santa for? *winks* Only if you've been a good girl this year. Have you?

Sarah: *snaps into reality* Yes. ^_^

Aubrey: *smiles gently* Ohh so you CAN talk. *winks again* ^_^

Sarah: *giggles*

Aubrey: *picks up Sarah and sets her on Santa's lap* Now, tell him what you want and he'll do the best to grant your wish.

Sarah: Really?

Aubrey: Yup. I know him quite well, actually. ^_^ He is my husband after all.

*Aubrey smiles and walks over tp the other group of kids*

~*When my smile gets old and faded, wait around, I'll smile again...*~

Rea
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Posts: 213
(12/13/01 11:40 am)
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=P
Sarah: I want....I want....I wanna MARRY you santa! ^^ I love you. *hugs his arm and REFUSES to let go*

Tiren
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Posts: 5464
(12/13/01 4:39 pm)
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Re: =P
Falcon-~I think I could really get to hate this job.~ Now Sarah, you do know that ol'Santa's already married, right?

ooc-don't be so mean to Falcon, Cait :P

Jennacy 
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(12/13/01 9:39 pm)
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Re: =P
ooc: awww....sorry Justin....I'm just playin with yah! ^^;;; ONE MORE?

ica: Sarah: but....but....*CRIIIIIIIES* SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU! I SAW HER KISS THE SPIKEY HAIRED GUY!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jenn: *snickers*

Tiren
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Posts: 5472
(12/14/01 3:29 am)
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Re: =P
Falcon-err...Mrs. Claus and I will talk about that later on.

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