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Ken Ichijouji Posts: 192 (5/30/01 1:23 am) Reply |
Battle of the Older Brothers.... (The rabid hillbilly fans of the Deathmatch arena cheer for blood as the newest tale in this all-new Digimon legend of senseless violence unfolds...) Wormmon: Greetings, rabid ones! I am the insufferably cute Digimon known as Wormmon, and I'll be your announcer for tonight. (Points at Genomon, who is calmly waiting his turn) Please disregard the Anemic Psychopath over there. He is not an announcer, he is a quantity surveyor who has no love life, no social life, and is consequntially too boring to be of any interest. Feel free to hurl large amounts of water balloons at him once my little speech is done. (Genomon deathglares Wormmon. Wormmon ignores him.) Wormmon: Tonight's battle is a tag-team between Osamu and Ken Ichijouji. The older brother has finally pushed his Kaiser twin too far, and they have decided to duel. But to keep things interesting, they decided to have audience volunteers help and form a tag team! This should be really interesting...oh, and no Digimon are allowed. My speech is ended... Open season on genetic screwups! (Genomon disappears under a hail of water balloons.) Genomon: You'll die later, insect. Now that that particular Pain-in-the-Ass™ is dispensed with.... In the red corner, we have the defender... the Master of the Digital World, the Fangirl Magnet, a skinny prettyboy no more than 14 who somehow is my master's relative...please do NOT welcome... Ken Ichijouji! (The crowd cheers, and "Guerrilla Radio" is played. Ken waves and throws plushies, looking resplendent in his Neo-Kaiser outfit.) And in the blue corner, the challenger... the Speaker for the Old Ones, Agent 35 of the Syndicate, the Bearer of the Crest of Manipulation... and fangirls, he's good-looking and single...please welcome... Osamu Ichijouji!!! (The other part of the crowd cheers, and "Smack My Bitch Up" is played. Osamu is in his Digiworld outift, with his trademark smirk on his face.) Edited by: Ken Ichijouji |
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Dark DigiKaos
![]() Posts: 71 (5/30/01 10:45 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers....
Roiyaru: *he walks in, intrigued by the many screams* What the...? *he stares as Wormmon starts talking, and after Geromon finishes, Ken and Osamu are both looking for a tag-team partner* This could be interesting...even though I don't like that THING Osamu, it'd give me a chance to whup up on Ken! *hovers into the air, a few feet above the audience members* PICK ME! PICK ME! *flails his arms wildly*
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Ken Ichijouji Posts: 196 (5/30/01 5:49 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... Osamu: Ah, it's that weird, annoying guy with the Error Digimon I cloned once!!! Hmmm...he'd probably be an excellent tag-team partner... Hey! Genomon! Get Blondie! Genomon: You! Ugly guy who floats! C'mere, we're gonna get you prepped for the match! (takes Roiyaru off to get ready...) OOC: OK, Roiyaru...pick yer outfit and your theme music. Now all we need is a partner for Ken. |
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Dark DigiKaos
![]() Posts: 75 (5/30/01 6:13 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... *on the speakers, an eerie kinda monk music is played. The lights go out for a few seconds, and when they return a rocky protrusion is at Osamu's end of the ring. It glows faintly and the center shatters, showing a glowing, blue orb. A shadowy form is in the orb. The monk music gets louder and louder, and then there is silence. Then the music starts blaring, "When Worlds Collide." Roiyaru hops out of the orb and grins. He is wearing a black and blue ensemble, such as that he wore in the Digital World, except with some scattered pieces of "show armor." The crowd goes ballistic at the sight of explosions from the rock, all around Roiyaru* Thank you, Thank you. You're too kind. |
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Ken Ichijouji Posts: 205 (5/30/01 10:22 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... OOC: ANYONE out there wanna be Ken's deathmatch partner? I *refuse* to put in Zach...or Vincent...this needs to be another board member!!! You'd think with all the fan(girls) he has, Ken would be the first one to get a partner... |
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EmperorConstantine
![]() Posts: 1277 (5/31/01 6:04 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... OOC:: Well, Ken, if you care to RP EC for this.... BIC:: *The lights in the arena dim, and the audience quiets. Suddenly, a forest of organ pipes rises from all sides, and begins to play the "Toccatta and Fugue in D-Minor" by J.S.Bach. (First tune in the original Fantasia, for those who aren't familiar...) Constantine, "resplendant in Byzantine pearl-seeded robes", descends from the rafters, holding his sword* 'tis good against evil? Then count me in on the side of good! En Garde, ye base scum! *Several rotten bananas appear above Geromon* Some people collect stamps. Some people collect coins. I happen to collect interesting pieces of code. |
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eden wing ![]() Posts: 505 (5/31/01 1:37 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... Dagrus watches laughing. Dagrus: This is sweet! Sario is on the other side. Sario: Kill the weird talking one!!! Dagrus: Shut the fuck up Sario!! Sario: You wanna make somethin' outta it!?!?! Dagrus: DAMN STRAIGHT!! Yo, make it 3 on 3!! Destruction is a sport for those who can forget their souls for but a moment. |
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Ken Ichijouji Posts: 210 (5/31/01 2:20 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... Osamu: Hello, Hazekawa-san. Fancy seeing you here... I agree with Mishima's prospect. Ken? Ken: The more the merrier... Osamu: (to Roiyaru) You get Ken...Sario'll get Mishima...and I'll take CONNIE. Constantine: WHAT DIDST THOU CALL ME, WHORESON? 'Struth!!!! Thou shalt taste my blade! (Fires a plasma beam at Osamu, who is blasted backwards. Osamu retaliates with a vicious psy blast.) Ken: MegaKaiser Armor, activate! Digishift to... Imperialdramon!!! POSITRON LASER!!! (Roiyaru is now faced with a huge beam of energy barrelling at him at near 200 mi. per hour...) |
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eden wing ![]() Posts: 516 (5/31/01 3:21 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... *jesus of nazareth plays as Sario comes out grinning evily* Sario: Let's dance. *forgotten by linkin park plays as Dagrus walks in* *for fanfare he fires some gunblade shots into teh air* Dagrus: Let's. The two charge at eachother. Destruction is a sport for those who can forget their souls for but a moment. |
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Dark DigiKaos
![]() Posts: 86 (5/31/01 4:29 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... Roiyaru: Shimatta...this'll hurt *he holds his hands up in front of him and the beam crashes into the air in front of his hands, swirling around him, burning his arms but protecting his face. The beam eventually stops, and he drops his smoking hands* Ouch! Ken, it's time to stop that armor of yours. Heaven/ Hell! *a sword appears in his hand. He jumps into the air above Ken and slashes down, landing in front of Ken. Then, a bolt of lightning streaks from the sky down at Ken, while flame bursts out of the ground under him* |
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Ken Ichijouji Posts: 213 (5/31/01 5:30 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... Ken: (Jumps back from the flames, but the lightning connects.) OWWW! You bastard! Digishift to...Diaboromon!!! PROGRAM COPY!!! (Ken begins to replicate himself...when the number has reached a hundred, he stops, and looks down at Flik) Kens: (in unison) RED WRECKER!!!! (The laser blasts slam into Roiyaru, and they HURT.) Osamu: Hehe! Eat this, medieval boy!!! SHADOW SCREAM!!!! (A powerful blast of Dark Energy hits Constantine, sending the Emperor of Information into the ropes.) |
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eden wing ![]() Posts: 522 (5/31/01 5:47 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers....
Sario: *slams Dagrus into the ground, creating a crater* Dagrus: *shoots beam from his eyes, making Sario back off* *jumps up and hits him*
While the carnage is going, a chibi Dag runs by with a "Tiren screams like a baka onna" sign, followed by a chibi Tiren looking for blood. Destruction is a sport for those who can forget their souls for but a moment. |
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Ken Ichijouji Posts: 224 (5/31/01 9:08 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... Consantine: Thou art mighty, true...but thou hast nothing on the powers of mine magic! Rotten Fruit, Tequila-Style!!! (Splatters Osamu with fruit bits.) That was just the warmup... (begins the Chant of the Aleph, and is near passing out when he finishes) 'Struth! Takest thou THIS!!! (The Aleph explodes, and Constantine put fire energy into it this time...the fruit catches on fire rapidly, thanks to the tequila. Kern takes this opportunity to shift to normal and deliver a Neo flip-kick to the back of Roiyaru's head.) |
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Dark DigiKaos
![]() Posts: 90 (5/31/01 9:56 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... Roiyaru: *in true Homer fashion* D'oh! *sent to the ground, turns the fall into a roll and is quickly back on his feet, facing ken* I've lost to you once, and I'm not going to lose again! *he raises his sword and concentrates a great deal of energy into it* You know what I think, Ken? *his sword begins glowing brightly* I say you're NOTHING without your armor! *he points the tip of the sword at Ken* Let's see if my theory is correct...Armor Break! *he slams his sword sideways into Ken, not doing much damage but completely wasting his armor* Now, Ken, your not so tough anymore! *his sword disintigrates and he grins* Give up? |
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Jamie Anya
Digital World Visitor Posts: 280 (5/31/01 10:48 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... * Jamie jumps up and down waving two banners. One has Osamu's name on it and one has Ken's.* Jamie: I'm not sure which one of you two I like more so I'm rooting for both of you! " So..... you don't believe in god but you believe in the god of death?" ~ Nun " Yeah! I've never seen any miricales but I've sure seen alot of dead people!" ~ Duo Maxwell |
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Ken Ichijouji Posts: 231 (5/31/01 11:58 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... (Ken's eyes narrow to slits) You seem to have forgotten about my other weapons... (Swings his whip out and catches Roiyaru's sword) Matter Crush!!! (The sword crumbles like a toy. Ken flicks the whip out and charges it with a red glow...then begins viciously attacking Roiyaru with it.) Meanwhile, Osamu has given Constantine a psychic thrashing for the rotten fruit and flames...They are now trading sword blows.) Constantine: Eat steel, villain! (parries Osamu's psyblade) Osamu: I think not! (flips Constantine's sword out of his hand and readies to catch it..when he sees it has returned to its user.) Osamu: Bugger. (slashes Constantine, drawing blood... In turn, Osamu recieves a nice cut across the forehead.) |
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eden wing ![]() Posts: 537 (6/1/01 12:10 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... Dagrus flings Sario into Osamu, who goes flying into Roiyaru. Dagrus: Have at you!!! DOG PILE!! Destruction is a sport for those who can forget their souls for but a moment. |
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Ken Ichijouji Posts: 236 (6/1/01 1:30 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... Osamu: (Flings them off using psy energy...) You should have stayed in your fight, Mishima. (Before he can use his dark powers, Ken gives his brother a Matrix style punch to the jaw. Then another, and another, and another, and another, and sends him into the ropes. Osamu ain't happy.) Constantine: Feel the wrath of Aurelius Constantine, ye scum!!! Klein Bottle! (wraps Roiyaru up in a neat little package of positrons) |
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Dark DigiKaos
![]() Posts: 94 (6/1/01 9:49 am) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... Roiyaru: Oh yeah. This. Dammit. Hey, everyone? TOUCH THE BOTTLE! MWAHAHAHAH! *unable to move* Erm...I wish I could teleport... Well, at least I didn't lose to KEN. ^_^ |
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Ken Ichijouji Posts: 241 (6/1/01 6:23 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... (Osamu directs a bolt of dark energy at Roiyaru, shattering the Klein bottle. Constantine returns to Osamu with another blast of tequila-soaked fruit. Ken, oddly enough, seems to simply stand there, concentrating on SOMETHING....) |
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Erik Tatsuodo
![]() Posts: 641 (6/1/01 6:43 pm) Reply |
Re: Battle of the Older Brothers.... *Erik tackles the chibi dag running around with the sign* yes! 2 out of 3! I am a hunter of peace, searching for the illusive mayfly known as love. Or, well, something like that. |
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