~I have some cats to see. I hate those bloody things. The way they meow and they piss everywhere and their poo smells bloody awful~ Gregg the Grim Reaper

~ My father gave me a very important piece of advice, he said; son, some day a man will approach you with a brand new deck of cards, where the seal is not even broken. This man will bet you that he will make the jack of spades jump out of that deck and squirt cider in your ear. But Son, do not make that bet. For if you do, sure enough you will end up with an ear full of cider~ Sky Masterson, guys and dolls

"Pepino cantador....pepino cantador....pepino cantador....canta canta yeah!"
"Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow, where do we get them I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo!!!"
"Bulge to the left, and bulge to the right, bulge to the left, and bulge to the right"
"Well I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink plug and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings, and I've never been to boston in the fall"
Bow to me...I am the almighty protector of turtle sex toys!

~ My father gave me a very important piece of advice, he said; son, some day a man will approach you with a brand new deck of cards, where the seal is not even broken. This man will bet you that he will make the jack of spades jump out of that deck and squirt cider in your ear. But Son, do not make that bet. For if you do, sure enough you will end up with an ear full of cider~ Sky Masterson, guys and dolls

~*Shounen Ai no wa tame Kasuki lie! (thanks for telling me that Damien)*~ ~*Aitsura 'wa Flour Baby o koroshita! Kisimara!*~

~ My father gave me a very important piece of advice, he said; son, some day a man will approach you with a brand new deck of cards, where the seal is not even broken. This man will bet you that he will make the jack of spades jump out of that deck and squirt cider in your ear. But Son, do not make that bet. For if you do, sure enough you will end up with an ear full of cider~ Sky Masterson, guys and dolls

Milachi Sakura - Champion of sporks and funny red pants

~ My father gave me a very important piece of advice, he said; son, some day a man will approach you with a brand new deck of cards, where the seal is not even broken. This man will bet you that he will make the jack of spades jump out of that deck and squirt cider in your ear. But Son, do not make that bet. For if you do, sure enough you will end up with an ear full of cider~ Sky Masterson, guys and dolls

~ My father gave me a very important piece of advice, he said; son, some day a man will approach you with a brand new deck of cards, where the seal is not even broken. This man will bet you that he will make the jack of spades jump out of that deck and squirt cider in your ear. But Son, do not make that bet. For if you do, sure enough you will end up with an ear full of cider~ Sky Masterson, guys and dolls