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"Pepino cantador....pepino cantador....pepino cantador....canta canta yeah!"
"Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow, where do we get them I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo!!!"
"Bulge to the left, and bulge to the right, bulge to the left, and bulge to the right"
"Well I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink plug and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings, and I've never been to boston in the fall"
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