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eden wing 
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(6/17/01 12:08 am)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
Dagrus: *walks out the room, but leaves a camcoreder to record Sario's torture* Man...Osamu's gonna have a seizure when he sees his partner...NB HA HAHA HAHAAAA!!!

Destruction is a sport for those who can forget their souls for but a moment.

Yuusha Densetsu
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(6/17/01 12:32 am)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
Seiken: ***Who is watching from the waiting area, sweatdrops.*** I think I got a second problem to talk to the doctor to about now... I am tramatized...

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US... HA HA HA HA...

Ken Ichijouji 
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(6/17/01 9:55 am)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
von Kupnik: (looks in on Sario's torment, raises eyebrow again)
Vell, Mr. Hazekawa, I tink dat you haz made a giant leap on ze log road to recovery. Eggscellent job, Mizz Gabrielle. Now I zhall be leaving to vomit in ze vastebasket, ya?

( does so, then returns to his office)

von Kupnik: Now, vho izz my next victim? Er, paizhent.

eden wing 
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(6/17/01 11:06 am)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
Sario walks out scared out of his mind. Gabby walks out with Dagrus to get a drink and figure out how best to distribute the recorded humilation of Sario.

Destruction is a sport for those who can forget their souls for but a moment.

Yuusha Densetsu
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(6/17/01 1:44 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
Seiken: ***Walks into the doctor's office.*** Ah... Hi... I am Commander Seiken Kitan of the 15th Armories Unit in the UN Elite Military... I have a problem with... Life in general...

Dr: Life hee? Let me sheck your file... ***Looks at Seiken's file and almost gets a heartattack.*** O.O;;;; Zayz here... that you have killed more people than both World War 1 AND World War 2 put together...

Seiken: ***Nods sadly*** Yeah... That's right... it's my job as a commander in the UN Elite Taskforce...

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US... HA HA HA HA...

Edited by: Yuusha Densetsu at: 6/17/01 1:56:12 pm
Ken Ichijouji 
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(6/17/01 1:52 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
von Kupnik: Ah! You iz completely zyco, zen? Vell, firzt, you zhould refrain from having zharp objectz anyvere near your perzon or veapons off any kind. Now tell me, vut iz it zat makez you zo keen to kill yourzelf and ozzerz?

( Seiken sweatdrops....removing weapons from his person, in his case, would not be an easy thing to do.)

Seiken: I told you. It's my *job*.

von Kupnik: Zo you haz fun doing ziz? Vhy?

Seiken: Oi....

Edited by: Ken Ichijouji  at: 6/17/01 10:24:34 pm
Yuusha Densetsu
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(6/17/01 1:58 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
OOC: Opps... Ah... I didn't see you post so I changed mine dude... >< Sorry... Do you want me to change mine or what?

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US... HA HA HA HA...

Ken Ichijouji 
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(6/17/01 10:32 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
OOC: No, just continue the silliness. Your post was fine.

BIC:

von Kupnik: Zo...did ziz problem come from zomething in your pazt?

( Meanwhile, a traumatized Sario nearly passes out as he sees Osamu passing out free tapes entitled
" Who Wants To Be Violated By Gabby Yagato? Sario Does!!!")

Sario: You...bastard....

Osamu: Whaaaaatttt??? I used your humiliation to make some extra money! The Syndicate doesn't pay me nearly enough.

( calls up Gabrielle)

Ms. Yagato? This is Osamu. I would also like to produce the sequel...that is, if there *IS* going to be a sequel. :evil

( Sario turns to run, but finds the three Agents standing there)

Jones: Going somewhere?

Brown: Not anymore.

Smith: Believe us, Hazekawa-san, it's nothing personal. It's just our job.

All: Hehehehe.

Dagrus Mishima
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(6/17/01 10:55 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
Dagrus appears behind Sario.

Sario: Mishima! Help me!

Dagrus: *grins evily* *grabs Sario by the collar*

Sario: *is drastically weakened due to his traumatization* Dammit!

Dagrus: Osamu, there will be a sequel. Trust me. Now Sario, how do you feel about hot wax?

Sario: *wimpers*

Everybody got busts a groove, but someone will bust a gut. And anyone can get their freak on, but few just look like freaks. In the end, I'll fight for what I believe in, and what I believe is that Tiren screams like a woman! Bow down to me, the almighty defender against rabbits!

Summoner Garnet
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(6/18/01 9:34 am)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
Gabby: *smiling, holding a candle* Can ve say....Livin' La Vida Loca? >D

Hi, my name's Garnet, I'm an alcoholic, nice to meet you.
I like Yama's ass. It's very nice. So pert and round and looks IMPECCABLE in leather....don't you agree?
Another thing I think is that Tiren screams like a frantic baka onna. Yessireebob. He screams more womanly than I do. Watch him wail as Daggy makes another character. Look! Watch the tears stream from his eyes like waterfalls! Beautiful, like pure poetry.
My name is Garnet, and I have lost every shred of sanity left in my mind. Amen.

Eriolana
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(6/18/01 3:24 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
OOC: You guys have lost it! So.. naturally I gotta have a go at this once Tiren has come since he's next in line!

Dark DigiKaos
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(6/18/01 3:53 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
OOC: Enter Skorne...the goofy evil villain

IC-
Skorne: *appears next to Sario in a burst of flames* The second tape will be entitled "Osamu and Sario: Gay guys scream"

Osamu: Whaaaaat? NO!
Smith: Wrong
Jones: No
Brown: Not happening.
Skorne: Watch me! he grabs Osamu in one hand, Sario in the other, and flys to the top of a building. He sets them down and surrounds them by flame; top and sides. He then comes down and picks up Gabby, setting her down a little ways away from the two fruit cups* Be my guest! *the flames dissipate and energy chains bind the two in place*

Wash away your tears, wash away your fears, I'll hold you in my arms, and tell you it's alright...What I am, and Who I am, the World can clearly see, I won't fade away...Let the weak say "I am strong!" Let yourself say "I am wrong!" Let your heart move on and on-let your heart move on! ~Roiyaru

Dagrus Mishima
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(6/18/01 4:12 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
Dagrus: *sets up a camera to watch them* *flies down* Um, shall we get a drink while she..um..works?

Everybody got busts a groove, but someone will bust a gut. And anyone can get their freak on, but few just look like freaks. In the end, I'll fight for what I believe in, and what I believe is that Tiren screams like a woman! Bow down to me, the almighty defender against rabbits!

Dark DigiKaos
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(6/18/01 4:45 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
Skorne: Why not? *he and Dagrus head off to get a drink*

Wash away your tears, wash away your fears, I'll hold you in my arms, and tell you it's alright...What I am, and Who I am, the World can clearly see, I won't fade away...Let the weak say "I am strong!" Let yourself say "I am wrong!" Let your heart move on and on-let your heart move on! ~Roiyaru

Ken Ichijouji 
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(6/18/01 5:29 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
Osamu: I AM SO NOT THE FRUIT CUP HERE!!!! SMITH!!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS!!!
I AM NOT BEING VIOLATED LIKE HAZEKAWA!!!!

Smith: Y'know, Ms. Yagato, he IS supposed to be the producer...

Brown: (looks around for moment...grabs random guys off of street) You!! Wanna be in a movie?

Guys: Uh...OK.

Jones: Here's Mr. Ichijouji's stand-in choices.

Gabby: Well...hmm....(considers) ^_^ So many choices!!! (devilish grin. Agents sweatdrop.)

Sario: You don't want me, Osamu-kun?

Osamu: (gives him the Yuy)>.< I will slice you into several thousand pieces when I am out of these...

OOC: And that leaves Osamu's fate entirely in Gabrielle's hands. Hehe.

Edited by: Ken Ichijouji  at: 6/18/01 8:35:24 pm
Sakura Avalonn
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(6/19/01 3:47 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
OOC: *cackle*

IC:

Gabby: *WIDE grin* I'll take the psycho bitch evil guy, please!

Osamu: >.< CURSES!!!!!!

Gabby: *swings whip 'round in a circle* THIS should prove to be amusing! >D

Ken Ichijouji 
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(6/19/01 5:47 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
Osamu: DAMNIT SMITH!!!!

Smith: There's no reason to get huffy.

Jones: We tried, Ichijouji-sama.

Brown: Besides, she's not bad-looking...

Osamu: It's not *her* I'm worried about, it's what she's going to do...(whimpers)

Smith: You'll be fine. Have fun.

Jones: Who knows, we may even have some popcorn left when you're done.

Osamu: YOU BASTARDS ARE PLANNING TO SIT THERE AND EAT POPCORN WHILE THIS CRAZED DOMINATRIX DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO ME???

Brown: Yes.

Smith: I like to *watch*...

Sakura Avalonn
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(6/19/01 6:07 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
Gabby: *cheering* You hear that, baby? They're VOYEURS! >D Now, where did I put my candle...*wanders off*

Hiroaki Kunikida
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(6/19/01 7:01 pm)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
The candle is found. Gabby evily moves upon the two, grinning maniacly.

Osamu: *wimper* Mama...

Sario: *goes into a fetal position* WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Skorne: You hear somethin'?

Dagrus: Yeah. The scream of a raped man. *grin* Justice has been served.

Ana Geddon
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(6/20/01 8:02 am)
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Re: Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.
ooc - oh. my. god. I am so NOT going to even ask. O.o .. I'll be chained to the wall trying to recover my sanity for years..

Many people have different jobs that earn them money, but no job is as fun as collecting teeth for the tooth fairy. You get your workout, you get to take people's teeth, and you get to see a pansy who is trying to make a kingdom out of human teeth. That is the best kind of job. If you don't agree, I'll need to take all your teeth--I've a deadline to meet.

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