Odaiba Psychiatric Services, Inc.

( When the torment is finally over, Sario lays on the ground weeping. Osamu, on the other hand, looks half scared, half pissed, He goes over and picks Smith up by the jacket collar.)

Osamu: ( trying to remain calm but obviously scared half out of his mind) WE. ARE. NEVER. SIGNING. A. CONTRACT. WITH. THAT. CRAZED. BITCH. AGAIN.

( remembers who got him into this mess and deathglares the Agents)

Oh,and your pay is DOCKED. As well as your PRIVLEGES.
And NO LEAVING THE MECHANOID ROOM. You're cleaning it with a FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH, got me?

Smith: Really?

Osamu: Or I could just go to the High Council with this. That would work too. (glares at them)

Agents: ( sweatdrop, and salute) NO SIR! WE WILL CLEAN THE MECHANOID ROOM, SIR!!!

Gabby: Hey! Ken's evil brother! We still have another tape to make!!

Osamu: O.O AIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!( grabs camera and cuts film into irreparable pieces, smashes it into little bits, and hauls outta there.)

Edited by: Ken Ichijouji at: 6/22/01 7:23:14 pm

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Ken Ichijouji Digital World Visitor Posts: 591 (6/20/01 2:00 pm) Reply	Osamu gets outta there... ( When the torment is finally over, Sario lays on the ground weeping. Osamu, on the other hand, looks half scared, half pissed, He goes over and picks Smith up by the jacket collar.) Osamu: ( trying to remain calm but obviously scared half out of his mind) WE. ARE. NEVER. SIGNING. A. CONTRACT. WITH. THAT. CRAZED. BITCH. AGAIN. ( remembers who got him into this mess and deathglares the Agents) Oh,and your pay is DOCKED. As well as your PRIVLEGES. And NO LEAVING THE MECHANOID ROOM. You're cleaning it with a FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH, got me? Smith: Really? Osamu: Or I could just go to the High Council with this. That would work too. (glares at them) Agents: ( sweatdrop, and salute) NO SIR! WE WILL CLEAN THE MECHANOID ROOM, SIR!!! Gabby: Hey! Ken's evil brother! We still have another tape to make!! Osamu: O.O AIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!( grabs camera and cuts film into irreparable pieces, smashes it into little bits, and hauls outta there.) Edited by: Ken Ichijouji at: 6/22/01 7:23:14 pm
Hiroaki Kunikida Digital World Visitor Posts: 165 (6/20/01 3:23 pm) Reply	Re: Osamu gets outta there... Dagrus comes up from behind Gabby and produces a completed tape that Osamu missed. The two grin evily, and in under an hour a new tape "I've been a baaaaad boy" is distributed. Sario waits again for counseling.
Ken Ichijouji Digital World Visitor Posts: 597 (6/20/01 5:32 pm) Reply	Re: Osamu gets outta there... von Kupnik: ( handing $50 to Gabby for both tapes) I tink ziz iz eggscellent example of recovery procezz. I zhall zhow it to all my paizhentz. If you ever needz a zychiatrizt, juzt ztop by, ya?
Tiren Digital World Visitor Posts: 3147 (6/21/01 2:58 am) Reply	Re: Osamu gets outta there... Tiren paces outside the doctor's office I hope he's finished soon...*
Dark DigiKaos Digital World Visitor Posts: 333 (6/21/01 1:11 pm) Reply	Re: Osamu gets outta there... Roiyaru: waits his turn, talking to a hobo And then I says to Mabel,"That's not hydroxiline! That's Nitroglicerin! Hobo: Oh, ho ho! You cracked a funny! Now, You'll never guess this one...Why did the chicken cross the road? Roiyaru: thinks it over No idea. Hobo: To get to the other side! the two laugh their heads off while everyone else in the Psychiatrists office just stare Roiyaru: Knock Knock! Hobo: Who's there? Roiyaru: Boo Hobo: Boo Who? Roiyaru: Don't cry, it's only a joke! the two laugh again, and the onlookers just stare Hobo: My turn... OOC: Guess Roiyaru's problem! GUESSGUESSGUESS! I'll Wipe away your tears, wipe away your fears, I'll wrap you in my arms, and keep you safe from harm...What I am, and Who I am, the World can clearly see, I won't fade away...Let the weak say "I am strong!" Let yourself say "I was wrong!" Let your heart move on and on-let your heart move on... I'm falling even more in love with you, letting go of all I've held onto...I'm hanging by a moment I'm with you...~Roiyaru
Ken Ichijouji Digital World Visitor Posts: 614 (6/21/01 2:15 pm) Reply	Ummm.... OOC: I'm not sure I even WANT to know... BIC: ( Dr. von Kupnik walks in, grinning broadly) von Kupnik: Vell, Mizter Kitan, I'm afraid our time iz almozt up. But I vish zincerely to help you vith your problem. I zuggeztz we haz veekly zezzionz til you run out of money, ya? Seiken: Can you cure me? von Kupnik: ( surprised) Hell no. I paid by ze hour. I give you problemz you never even heard of. (Seiken, more scared than ever, runs from the office.) von Kupnik: Ahem. I helpz neggsct paizhent now, ya? Mizter Tiren Jamezzin. ( Tiren gets up and goes into the office.) von Kupnik: In ze meantime, all of you can vatch ziz educational film. Hope you enjoy. ( puts tape of Osamu and Sario being raped by Gabby into large VCR which is hooked to big-screen TV. Paitents have various negative reactions.) Roiyaru: O.O I didn't know you could do that with a candle.....nor did I want to.... Sario: And she can do even WORSE...( shudders in fear) ( Osamu comes in to get counseling and develops a large patch of red on his face and a smoldering countenance.) Osamu: >< Excuse me. ( Cut to Syndicate HQ. Smith, Brown, and Jones are being forced to clean a HUGE room full of threatening looking weapons and robots. With toothbrushes.) Osamu: YOU GET TO DO IT TWICE NOW!!! WITH TOOTHPICKS!!!! ( snatches toothbrushes and gives them toothpicks. Remembers hideous experience and shudders. ) Osamu: Gabby...evil...Gabby very evil...very bad..scary......( backs himself into corner, whimpering from bad memories) Jones: I'm getting my new suit all dirty. Brown: Same. ( Smith is working on the other corner of the room. Jones and Brown deathglare him) Jones: This is Smith's fault. If he wasn't such a damn voyeur, we'd be happily distributing tapes right now. Brown: Maybe we still can be. ( looks at Smith.) I'm sure Yagato would like to make a third tape... Jones: You are a genuine BASTARD. Brown: ( grins) Aren't I? ( Smith doesn't see his fellow Agents as they come up from behind him and smack him on the head with a crowbar, knocking him unconscious... Osamu then sees the two Agents carrying out Smith.) Osamu: Where are you going? Jones: Look! It's Gabrielle! Run, Osamu-sama!!!! Osamu: O.o EEP!!! ( runs) Jones: ( calls up Gabby) Would you like to make a third tape? No, this time it's Smith...yes, the bastardly Agent. Sounds good. We'll meet you there in ten minutes. ( holds out phone so Osamu can hear.) Osamu says hi, by the way. Osamu: ( cowering in corner) I want my mommy....
Dark DigiKaos Digital World Visitor Posts: 335 (6/21/01 2:44 pm) Reply	Re: Ummm.... Skorne: is sitting in the Psychiatrists office with Dag, LAUGHING at Osamu and Sario get their just reward This is good! Roiyaru is still cracking corny jokes I'll Wipe away your tears, wipe away your fears, I'll wrap you in my arms, and keep you safe from harm...What I am, and Who I am, the World can clearly see, I won't fade away...Let the weak say "I am strong!" Let yourself say "I was wrong!" Let your heart move on and on-let your heart move on... I'm falling even more in love with you, letting go of all I've held onto...I'm hanging by a moment I'm with you...~Roiyaru
Dagrus Mishima Digital World Visitor Posts: 594 (6/21/01 2:58 pm) Reply	Re: Ummm.... Sario(on the tv): WAAAHHH!! Gabby(on the tv): Who's yer DADDY?!?! Sario(on the tv): I killed my father when I was 14!!!! Gabby has the boiling wax drip on his neck. Sario: sobs Sario: (real world): Is shivering in a corner of the room Everybody got busts a groove, but someone will bust a gut. And anyone can get their freak on, but few just look like freaks. In the end, I'll fight for what I believe in, and what I believe is that Tiren screams like a woman! Bow down to me, the almighty defender against rabbits!
Tiren Digital World Visitor Posts: 3154 (6/21/01 3:19 pm) Reply	Re: Ummm.... Tiren-steps into the office hi Doc, I've got a bit of a problem... Tiren suddenly glows with a black aura Asmodai-No he doesn't, everything's FINE Tiren suddenly glows with a white aura Azrael-don't listen to that liar! the glow fades Tiren-see what I mean? ooc-I know this doesn't normally happen with Azrael and Asmodai, but it will for the duration of this thread.
Dark DigiKaos Digital World Visitor Posts: 339 (6/21/01 3:27 pm) Reply	Re: Ummm.... Skorne: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! he points and laughs at Osamu and Sario on the screen I'll Wipe away your tears, wipe away your fears, I'll wrap you in my arms, and keep you safe from harm...What I am, and Who I am, the World can clearly see, I won't fade away...Let the weak say "I am strong!" Let yourself say "I was wrong!" Let your heart move on and on-let your heart move on... I'm falling even more in love with you, letting go of all I've held onto...I'm hanging by a moment I'm with you...~Roiyaru
Ken Ichijouji Digital World Visitor Posts: 617 (6/21/01 6:09 pm) Reply	Re: Ummm.... OOC: Where is Cait, btw? BIC: von Kupnik: Ah, you haz ze multiple perzonalitiez. Asmodai: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MULTIPLE PERSONALITY? von Kupnik: Now vho iz ziz? Asmodai: I AM ASMODAI!!!! DEMON FROM THE BLACKEST PITS OF HELL!!!!! von Kupnik: Ah, zo ziz iz your angry zide.... Skorne: Hey, look, it's the Agents!!! ( Smith is tied and gagged and being carried on a pole by Brown and Jones.) Jones: Y'know, this isn't our job, Smith. Brown: No. It's PERSONAL. Jones: I wonder when Osamu will find out that I configured his CD player to endlessly play a recording of Yagato's voice over and over again.... Brown: Where is that woman????
Dark DigiKaos Digital World Visitor Posts: 355 (6/21/01 6:17 pm) Reply	Re: Ummm.... Skorne: ~The agents are gonna get a butt whuppin'!~ Roiyaru: Knock Knock? Hobo: Who's there? the two laugh at nothing I'll Wipe away your tears, wipe away your fears, I'll wrap you in my arms, and keep you safe from harm...What I am, and Who I am, the World can clearly see, I won't fade away...Let the weak say "I am strong!" Let yourself say "I was wrong!" Let your heart move on and on-let your heart move on... I'm falling even more in love with you, letting go of all I've held onto...I'm hanging by a moment I'm with you...~Roiyaru
Tiren Digital World Visitor Posts: 3169 (6/21/01 8:00 pm) Reply	Re: Ummm.... Asmodai-ANGRY! I AM FAR BEYOND ANGRY MORTAL, HERE I AM, ONE OF THE GREATEST DEMONS IN EXISTENCE, HELD WITHIN THIS MORTAL SHELL!
Ken Ichijouji Digital World Visitor Posts: 623 (6/21/01 9:36 pm) Reply	Re: Ummm.... von Kupnik: Vell, vot iz it that cauze you to be zo very angry? And haff deluzionz zat you iz demon from blackezt pitz of hell?
Tiren Digital World Visitor Posts: 3174 (6/21/01 10:28 pm) Reply	Re: Ummm.... Tiren begins to glow white again. Azrael-Please mortal, Asmodai is every bit what he claims to be. I am Azrael, an angel...and Asmodai's enemy.
Ken Ichijouji Digital World Visitor Posts: 639 (6/22/01 12:23 am) Reply	Re: Ummm.... von Kupnik: And you haz deluzion you izz angelz to? You is vun mezzed-up guy. I haff never bevore vaced a tazk zo challenging...
Tiren Digital World Visitor Posts: 3180 (6/22/01 1:56 am) Reply	Re: Ummm.... Tiren takes control again Doc, they're real! I'm not crazy, but I will be soon if you can't get them to leave me alone!
Jamie Anya Digital World Visitor Posts: 520 (6/22/01 9:41 am) Reply	Re: Ummm.... * Jamie yawns.* Jamie: ~ Someone remind me why I am WANTING to see this guy? Oh yeah.... never mind. Waugh! I'm having another conversation in my head!~ Voice 1: ~ Well it's only natural since you proboply ARE insane.~ Jamie: ~ Oh who asked you?~ Voce 2: Nobody. Jamie: ~ Exactly. Now... uh.. leave me alone and go away however you little voice thingies go away.~ Both voices: ~ Ok.~ Jamie: ~ Oh great.... -_- Now I'm TALKING to the voices!~ " Don't blame me I can't spell!" ~ Wormmon
Ken Ichijouji Digital World Visitor Posts: 649 (6/22/01 5:33 pm) Reply	Re: Ummm.... von Kupnik: Don't vorry. It vill be all right. I zhall cure you of ziz major problem you haz, and you zhall zee zat your mind haz been playing trickz on you all along, ya? Oh, zere goes ze video. I vill be bach. (goes out and switches to the one-on-one session with Sario. The perverts cheer. The other paitents get ready to let loose what remains of their lunches...von Kupnik returns to Tiren, takes out a watch, and begins hypnotizing Tiren) Now, be repeating affterr me...I doez not haz angel and demon inzide my head. Onze you haz conquered ziz fear, ze rezt izz ezay. I haz lotz of people viff ze multiple perzonalities and voicez inzide ze head. Like girl out there talking to zelf. Brown: Where IS Yagato?! Jones: If she doesn't show up soon, we'll have to... ( Smith looks up thankfully) Smith: WHMMMMMHMMMMM!!!!!! Brown: get a different dominatrix. Smith: DMMMMIMMMM!!!! ( Back at Syndicate HQ, Osamu makes a lousy choice...) Osamu: ( picks up CD player) Maybe some Rammstein will calm me down... ( puts on headphones and turns it on, sitting down on bed... Instead of what Osamu considers the calm, soothing sound of "Du Hast," the CD player begins to play a recording of Gabby yelling " Who's YOUR daddy?? WHO'S YOUR DADDY, BITCH?!" over and over, thanks to one Agent Brown.) Osamu: O.O ( passes out from shock) Edited by: Ken Ichijouji at: 6/22/01 7:29:59 pm
Dagrus Mishima Digital World Visitor Posts: 615 (6/22/01 10:21 pm) Reply	Re: Ummm.... ooc: Graham, get on AiM. I ned to talk to you about the movie thread. Everybody got busts a groove, but someone will bust a gut. And anyone can get their freak on, but few just look like freaks. In the end, I'll fight for what I believe in, and what I believe is that Tiren screams like a woman! Bow down to me, the almighty defender against rabbits!

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