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EmperorConstantine
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(11/19/01 10:32 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
*Constantine gets a very evil grin*

Yes, Duncan......do try it! Or are you afraid?

I once saw, in a dream....
A place full of wonder....
A place full of love....
A place full of life....

And that place....was with you.

Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
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Posts: 93
(11/24/01 10:31 am)
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Re: Jenn Springer
Duncan: Seriously????!!! Jenn you'll help.....me?? YES! I'll do it!!! Ill do anything to rid myself of this sexdrive and booze craving! *grins*

Unity
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Posts: 276
(11/24/01 6:19 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
Jennacy: oh of COURSE We'll help you Duncan! That's what we're here for! *malicious grin* First off...Duncan...you need to come to terms with the horrid things you have done to females...you're a player...and it's time you face it...so Duncan...we're going to bring out a few...ladies...you've been with recently...LADIES? Come on in! *HORDES of Women file onto the stage*

Sometimes I think that the price of life isn't worth being human.

EmperorConstantine
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Posts: 1614
(11/24/01 6:55 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
*Constantine vacates the stage, and sits quietly back down in the audience, grinning from ear to ear*

I once saw, in a dream....
A place full of wonder....
A place full of love....
A place full of life....

And that place....was with you.

Tiren
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Posts: 5273
(11/24/01 6:59 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
*Tiren steps in from offstage with a small bag of dirt. He sprinkles it over Duncan.*

Tiren-ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I'll miss you man.

*he walks offstage again*

Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
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Posts: 95
(11/25/01 12:17 am)
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Re: Jenn Springer
Duncan: *Can't speak at the hordes of women filling the stage. Old women, young women, middle aged women, even a few teenaged girls, and some that could be classified as relics.*

Duncan: oooooooohhhhh @#%$...................

*an old lady walks towards Duncan and winks*: Hi you young sexy whipper snapper.

Duncan: *sweatdrops* H-h-hi Deloris..... Good to...see you,,,,again. It's been a long time.....A long,,,long time.. *to self: (not long enough,) an shudders to his very core.*

*suddenly a young girl (say 12 years old) came over and tackle glomped Duncan*: Hi Unca Dunkie!

Duncan: *smiles, then is reminded of all the other women on the stage* Hi Sarah. *picks her up and puts her on her shoulder* How are you doing?

Sarah: Great! *to the others* Unca Dunkie adopted me when my mommy went to the "big neon light district in the sky" *kisses Duncan on the cheek* Ain't he a peach?

EmperorConstantine
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(11/25/01 8:54 am)
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Re: Jenn Springer
OOC:: Gee.......someone else who gets hit on by old ladies.........*smirk*

I once saw, in a dream....
A place full of wonder....
A place full of love....
A place full of life....

And that place....was with you.

Unity
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Posts: 283
(11/26/01 8:42 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
ooc: oh that's just wrong..."Neon Red Light District"!? ...have you no morals. ^^;;

ica: Jenn: NEXT...Duncan...You have to repent for your sins. *smiles at Duncan and sits him down in a chair* Fred? Can you bring me my...implements?

Fred: *A HUUUUUUUUUUUGE Tall dood wearing all black and a Tee shirt with "Jenn Springer" on it* Here you go Jenn!

Jenn: Thank you Fred! ^_^ *Takes the tray* *Jenn points to one of the women on the stage* Miss? Can you come here?

?????: *Walks over*

Jenn: What's your name hon?

?????: Emileigh.

Jenn: well Emileigh...how do you feel about Duncan right now?

Emileigh: I....I..I can't beleive he's been with THIS many women.

Jenn: Not only thank honey...but this is just in the past...Week.

Emileigh: Walks over to Duncan* YOU JACKASS!! *Slaps him across the face*

Jenn: Now..Emileigh...you'll have your turn to get revenge. Here. *Hands Emileigh a can of Sprite*

Emileigh: But--I'm not thirsty!

Jenn: Honey...give it to Duncan.

Emileigh: Alrighty...*opens the can and pours it down Duncan's throat*

Jenn: *Evil grin*

Sometimes I think that the price of life isn't worth being human.

Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
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Posts: 98
(11/26/01 10:42 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
OOC: I suddenly feel so unloved. Oh well, c'est la vie.

IC: *Duncan suddenly contorts and mischapes. In a bright poof of smoke he is transformed into a woman. Sam basic appearance only a large bust and he (now she) crosses his(her) legs.*

Duncan: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Im an immortal woman now??? No man deserves this level of punishment! Im cursed to having PMS forever!!!!!!!!! *breaks down and cries, bawling*

Unity
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Posts: 285
(11/27/01 12:21 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
Jenn: Calm down honey...it's only for 24 hours.

Sometimes I think that the price of life isn't worth being human.

Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
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(11/27/01 4:55 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
Duncina: *sniffles* How is this gonna help me not to drink and have sex? If anything, Im more inclined to do it now! How do you women deal with this pain???? God,,,,, I have a new respect for all you now,, *bawls* AAAAAAHHHH The PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by: Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod at: 11/27/01 5:00:05 pm
Unity
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Posts: 286
(11/27/01 5:17 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
Jenn: Now now now Duncan...you're a player yes? Now...you get to see what some of your "lovers" go through with you. *Calls off stage8 oh BOOOOOOOOOOOONE..

Sometimes I think that the price of life isn't worth being human.

Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
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Posts: 100
(11/28/01 6:31 am)
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Re: Jenn Springer
*pain is starting to subside, but the sick feeling is still there*

Duncina: Ohhhhhhhhh no............I think Im gonna hurl... *runs offstage and throws up.* Urg,,,,,,thats better.....

Nene
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(11/28/01 2:51 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
ooc- O.o;;

iCA-

Yuki: *is sitting behind Constantine* Oh...my...god..... *whispers to Constantine* who is Bone? *begins digging through her purse for a bottle of Midol* I think Duncan may need that...

EmperorConstantine
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Posts: 1637
(11/28/01 11:18 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
*Constantine whispers back*

Bone is a friend of Jennacy's........rather like Duncan, when he's male.......I don't think Duncana's going to like this.........

I once saw, in a dream....
A place full of wonder....
A place full of love....
A place full of life....

And that place....was with you.

Nene
Digital World Visitor
Posts: 2
(11/29/01 2:56 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
*whispers to Constantine again* ahh.. i see giving him-err her a taste of his own medicine... Jenn has a very...."awkward " ... way of thinking....

((ooc- did i spell that rite? the spellcheck says it is...but that just looks funny....))

EmperorConstantine
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Posts: 1640
(11/30/01 1:04 am)
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Re: Jenn Springer
OOC:: Spell what right?

BIC::

*whispers*

Indeed........

I once saw, in a dream....
A place full of wonder....
A place full of love....
A place full of life....

And that place....was with you.

Logan Howlett
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Posts: 3
(12/2/01 1:34 am)
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Re: Jenn Springer
OOC: I just realized how much my Duncan piccie looks like a south park character when its shank that small.

IC:

Duncan: *is awaiting his/her horrifying fate at the hands of "Bone"*

TALLPANZER
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Posts: 1785
(12/2/01 3:35 pm)
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Re: Jenn Springer
*Back stage*

DGA: "Hi I'm here for the Super Villains thing."

Biff the security guy: "um your up next, leave your weapons here."

DGA: "Is it ok if I just give you the alternate dimension where I keep them."

Biff: "Ok, but the armor has to go to."

DGA: "Sure, um It may be dangerous for magic users to look directly at me."

Biff: "I'll go tell them."

DGA: "Thanks."

I died and never went any where. Now that is the really hell.

Nene
Digital World Visitor
Posts: 3
(12/4/01 7:01 am)
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Re: Jenn Springer
Yuki-*finally finds the bottle of Midol at the very bottom of her bag* Hey Duncina! *chucks the bottle at Duncan's head*

ooc-Akward...that's what i thought i spelled wrong...

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