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EmperorConstantine
![]() Posts: 1612 (11/19/01 10:32 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer
*Constantine gets a very evil grin*
Yes, Duncan......do try it! Or are you afraid? I once saw, in a dream.... |
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Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
Digital World Visitor Posts: 93 (11/24/01 10:31 am) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer Duncan: Seriously????!!! Jenn you'll help.....me?? YES! I'll do it!!! Ill do anything to rid myself of this sexdrive and booze craving! *grins* |
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Unity
Razberri Jam Posts: 276 (11/24/01 6:19 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer Jennacy: oh of COURSE We'll help you Duncan! That's what we're here for! *malicious grin* First off...Duncan...you need to come to terms with the horrid things you have done to females...you're a player...and it's time you face it...so Duncan...we're going to bring out a few...ladies...you've been with recently...LADIES? Come on in! *HORDES of Women file onto the stage* Sometimes I think that the price of life isn't worth being human. |
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EmperorConstantine
![]() Posts: 1614 (11/24/01 6:55 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer *Constantine vacates the stage, and sits quietly back down in the audience, grinning from ear to ear* I once saw, in a dream.... |
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Tiren
![]() Posts: 5273 (11/24/01 6:59 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer *Tiren steps in from offstage with a small bag of dirt. He sprinkles it over Duncan.* Tiren-ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I'll miss you man. *he walks offstage again* |
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Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
![]() Posts: 95 (11/25/01 12:17 am) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer Duncan: *Can't speak at the hordes of women filling the stage. Old women, young women, middle aged women, even a few teenaged girls, and some that could be classified as relics.* Duncan: oooooooohhhhh @#%$................... *an old lady walks towards Duncan and winks*: Hi you young sexy whipper snapper. Duncan: *sweatdrops* H-h-hi Deloris..... Good to...see you,,,,again. It's been a long time.....A long,,,long time.. *to self: (not long enough,) an shudders to his very core.* *suddenly a young girl (say 12 years old) came over and tackle glomped Duncan*: Hi Unca Dunkie! Duncan: *smiles, then is reminded of all the other women on the stage* Hi Sarah. *picks her up and puts her on her shoulder* How are you doing? Sarah: Great! *to the others* Unca Dunkie adopted me when my mommy went to the "big neon light district in the sky" *kisses Duncan on the cheek* Ain't he a peach? |
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EmperorConstantine
![]() Posts: 1618 (11/25/01 8:54 am) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer OOC:: Gee.......someone else who gets hit on by old ladies.........*smirk* I once saw, in a dream.... |
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Unity
Razberri Jam Posts: 283 (11/26/01 8:42 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer ooc: oh that's just wrong..."Neon Red Light District"!? ...have you no morals. ^^;; ica: Jenn: NEXT...Duncan...You have to repent for your sins. *smiles at Duncan and sits him down in a chair* Fred? Can you bring me my...implements? Fred: *A HUUUUUUUUUUUGE Tall dood wearing all black and a Tee shirt with "Jenn Springer" on it* Here you go Jenn! Jenn: Thank you Fred! ^_^ *Takes the tray* *Jenn points to one of the women on the stage* Miss? Can you come here? ?????: *Walks over* Jenn: What's your name hon? ?????: Emileigh. Jenn: well Emileigh...how do you feel about Duncan right now? Emileigh: I....I..I can't beleive he's been with THIS many women. Jenn: Not only thank honey...but this is just in the past...Week. Emileigh: Walks over to Duncan* YOU JACKASS!! *Slaps him across the face* Jenn: Now..Emileigh...you'll have your turn to get revenge. Here. *Hands Emileigh a can of Sprite* Emileigh: But--I'm not thirsty! Jenn: Honey...give it to Duncan. Emileigh: Alrighty...*opens the can and pours it down Duncan's throat* Jenn: *Evil grin* Sometimes I think that the price of life isn't worth being human. |
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Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
![]() Posts: 98 (11/26/01 10:42 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer OOC: I suddenly feel so unloved. Oh well, c'est la vie. IC: *Duncan suddenly contorts and mischapes. In a bright poof of smoke he is transformed into a woman. Sam basic appearance only a large bust and he (now she) crosses his(her) legs.* Duncan: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Im an immortal woman now??? No man deserves this level of punishment! Im cursed to having PMS forever!!!!!!!!! *breaks down and cries, bawling* |
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Unity
Razberri Jam Posts: 285 (11/27/01 12:21 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer Jenn: Calm down honey...it's only for 24 hours. Sometimes I think that the price of life isn't worth being human. |
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Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
![]() Posts: 99 (11/27/01 4:55 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer
Duncina: *sniffles* How is this gonna help me not to drink and have sex? If anything, Im more inclined to do it now! How do you women deal with this pain???? God,,,,, I have a new respect for all you now,, *bawls* AAAAAAHHHH The PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited by: Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod at: 11/27/01 5:00:05 pm
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Unity
Razberri Jam Posts: 286 (11/27/01 5:17 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer Jenn: Now now now Duncan...you're a player yes? Now...you get to see what some of your "lovers" go through with you. *Calls off stage8 oh BOOOOOOOOOOOONE.. Sometimes I think that the price of life isn't worth being human. |
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Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
![]() Posts: 100 (11/28/01 6:31 am) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer *pain is starting to subside, but the sick feeling is still there* Duncina: Ohhhhhhhhh no............I think Im gonna hurl... *runs offstage and throws up.* Urg,,,,,,thats better..... |
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Nene
Digital World Visitor Posts: 1 (11/28/01 2:51 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer ooc- O.o;; iCA- Yuki: *is sitting behind Constantine* Oh...my...god..... *whispers to Constantine* who is Bone? *begins digging through her purse for a bottle of Midol* I think Duncan may need that... |
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EmperorConstantine
![]() Posts: 1637 (11/28/01 11:18 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer *Constantine whispers back* Bone is a friend of Jennacy's........rather like Duncan, when he's male.......I don't think Duncana's going to like this......... I once saw, in a dream.... |
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Nene
Digital World Visitor Posts: 2 (11/29/01 2:56 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer *whispers to Constantine again* ahh.. i see giving him-err her a taste of his own medicine... Jenn has a very...."awkward " ... way of thinking.... ((ooc- did i spell that rite? the spellcheck says it is...but that just looks funny....)) |
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EmperorConstantine
![]() Posts: 1640 (11/30/01 1:04 am) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer OOC:: Spell what right? BIC:: *whispers* Indeed........ I once saw, in a dream.... |
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Logan Howlett
Digital World Visitor Posts: 3 (12/2/01 1:34 am) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer OOC: I just realized how much my Duncan piccie looks like a south park character when its shank that small. IC: Duncan: *is awaiting his/her horrifying fate at the hands of "Bone"* |
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TALLPANZER
![]() Posts: 1785 (12/2/01 3:35 pm) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer *Back stage* DGA: "Hi I'm here for the Super Villains thing." Biff the security guy: "um your up next, leave your weapons here." DGA: "Is it ok if I just give you the alternate dimension where I keep them." Biff: "Ok, but the armor has to go to." DGA: "Sure, um It may be dangerous for magic users to look directly at me." Biff: "I'll go tell them." DGA: "Thanks." I died and never went any where. Now that is the really hell. |
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Nene
Digital World Visitor Posts: 3 (12/4/01 7:01 am) Reply |
Re: Jenn Springer Yuki-*finally finds the bottle of Midol at the very bottom of her bag* Hey Duncina! *chucks the bottle at Duncan's head* ooc-Akward...that's what i thought i spelled wrong... |
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