Fingernails,Blackboards and Lou's Favorite Boy
"eeeeeeeeeeeeK!" Ben opened his mouth but the sound wouldn't come out. He had lost his talent!
"Seriously man, if you don't start singing good soon....." Marc P's voice trailed off. He knew how brutal Lou could be if you didn't bring home the bacon. Maybe if it was Patrick's voice that sounded like figernails scratching a blackboard.....Lou seemed to have a soft spot when it came to patrick but nobody ever mentioned it. Some things are better left unsaid.
Ben felt his eyes welling up. If he didn't sound better he would have to go to college! He was scared of college since he got lost so easily. Thats why being a singer was a good career for him, tour buses aren't that big.
Patrick looked up from where he was playing a nut card game with an inflatable doll. 'You sound really bad!...hey maybe, if you get kicked out, Desi Natty can be the fifth member! Shes a really good singer!" He looked over lovingly at the blowup doll.
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"No! I'll get better I promise... I just need some honey and tea... I havent been feeling to well... I think I have a cold"
"Well that cold better not last to long...b/c you have the superbowl 2 sing @ and there's nothing better then that" Marc P. said.
"I know I know I'll work on it... i'll hit that note if it's the last thing I do"
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" K I'm on it" J said as he ran out of the practice room into the kitchen 2 find some honey and tea.
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"I'll be right back Desi Natty, do you want anything to drink in the kitchen... ahh Ok, I'll get you a coke" Patrick heads off to the kitchen while Ben and Marc P. look at Patrick akward.
"That boy is getting stranger by the moment." Marc P said.
((in the kitchen))
J is searching through every cabinet looking for honey.
"Patrick, would you perhaps know where the honey is." J asked Patrick while still roaming through cabinets.
"Um, honey.. well we don't have anymore left." Patrick replied.
"What do you mean we don't have anymore left, there was a full bottle of it yesterday morning in the fridge and now it's gone. What in the world would somebody would do in this house with a full bottle of honey." J keeps roaming through cabinets.
Patrick gets a guilty face on him like he had something to do with the disappearance of the honey. "Well.. umm there are allot of things you can do with honey in short periods of time.. you know."
"Do I even want to know what happened to the honey?" J asked.
"Well Desi..."
"NEVERMIND, Ben can settle with tea and lemon." he starts fixing the hot tea.
"Wishing all the best for you and now I'll say goodbye. Cause all the shit that we've been through put wisdom in my eyes. So walk away, don't turn around,
cause I won't be standing here Cause all the lies that I've been living through are becoming very clear, In the mourning I can see the sights No wonder I could never keep you satisfied In the mourning I can see inside, Myself and all the things that you were trying to hide." "Mourning" Tantric
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Patrick got his and desi's drinks and walked back to the other room. J finished making the tea and came in to ben trying to sing...
*put your arms around meeeeeeeee your the one and onlllllllyyy*
"Ben please quit your hurting Desi's ears" Patrick said covering her ears.
*whimpering* "I cant go to college I just can't" Ben put his head in his arms in defeat
J came over to Ben with the tea and said "Don't worry ben you'll get your talent back..."
Patrick laughed "No he won't Desi says she's never heard anything so bad in her life..."
Ben said "SHUT UP WITH YOUR DAMNED FAKE GF ALREADY!" And through the tea on Desi causing a hole to burn on her and she started to deflate
Patrick stood up and had a look of horror on his face "You, You killed DESI!!!!" He ran off crying....
J said "Oh look what you did Ben" and went to go comfort Patrick.......
Edited by: josh horns gurl at: 10/6/02 8:19:59 am
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"I'm sorry man I'm sorry" He said trying to pull himself together. "I'm so sick of him and his weirdness already it's driving me insane"
"You would be the last one I would think to get sick of him" J said with a little attitude. He knew what was right and he knew Patrick loved that spiffy fake blow up doll. So what though. It ment a lot to him.
"Look I said I was sorry. I'll go buy him a new one"
"It's not the same"
"whats not the same. All them blow up dolls look the same"
"ugh! whatever" J said as he walked out of the room. He was being to get mad about Ben's attitude now.
"Man..." Ben thought to himself. "What was I thinking" He paused and thought he would fix everything later. But @ the moment he had to get his voice back.
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*put your arms ARRROUnnnd mEEEE yoUR the one and ONlYYYY (lol think of britney spears singing live thats how it sounds :p!)*
"DAMMIT shut up Ben or I'm gonna kick you where it counts" Michael said. He'd been trying to take a nap tell it was his turn to sing.
"Why? Your just jealous cuz you never get to sing..." Ben said
"well maybe he'll getta take ben's parts" marc p said under his breath to Marc. Marc laughed and Ben said,
"Shut up Marc at least I'm not a horny fag like you! I'm sick of all of you!!!! I..I...I wont go to college I'm going solo!" He smaked his recording headphones on the table and ran out of the room. On his way running out of the studio he ran but Pat and J. Patrick was a mess. He really really loved that darned blow up doll though it was just that!
*J and Pat*
"Patrick come on I know you loved it, I mean her but we can always go get a new one...."
"NO! NO ONE WILL REPLace my desi...." he broke off crying...
Edited by: josh horns gurl at: 10/15/02 6:26:56 pm
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J thought about what he might have to say to Pat. He grinned and slowly talked "I'll grab you 3 bags of peanuts?" He grinned happily. That was the only thing that Patrick loved other then Desi.
"Well if it would make me feel better" He tryed 2 act sad but the thought of having some new nuts drove him "nuts".
**back to the others**
"What are we gonna do?" Marc asked.
"I dont know..." Marc P. said. "We should go after him"
"No... he'll be back.I know him 2 well" Mike said.
"No he wont"
"I know he wont" Mike felt stupid. "Get him!"
Everyone raced outside to go check if Ben would still be there.
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See i would add but I wait until someone else adds b4 i add. I dont usually add right after i added something... wait until someone else writes... i dont know it's just something i have ...
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*okay then I'll just have to attempt this lol!*
They found Ben in his car just about to pull away
"Ben stop!" said Marc T
"No" ben said sobbing, "I lost my talent and now *sniff* I'm gonna have to go to college and and *snif* I'll get lost and its terrible!" He started crying
"No...no you wont." said Marc P "We have a special machiene that can fix that...you'll just have to lip sync on stage."
"Really?" Ben said cheering up.
"Yeah come on I'll show you!"
They all went back inside where Marc P showed Ben the machiene and the turned it on so Ben's talent was back !
Then Josh ran in the room
"OMG guys help! I promised Patrick some bags of nuts, and I just checked and their are none and now he'll cry again!"
"Oh here I got some..." Michael said as he handed J the bags of nuts.
Josh ran back and gave Patrick the bags of nuts.
Patrick looked at them then through them across the room and screamed.
"What whats wrong?!?!?" Josh asked
"These...*sniff* aren't the RIGHT kind of nuts!" Patrick sobbed.
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J began to get frustrated and said as he grinded his teeth "well what kind do you LIKE!!!!!!!!!"
"stop...yelling at me...and screaming" pat said covering his ears and laid in the corner as if he was a ball.
Pat rocked back and forth and said "this....isn't fair! why'd this happen" He began to cry again
J went to the others to see if they knew where he can get a variety of nuts.
"hey..michael by any chance do you have any more nuts?" J asked thinking the answer would be no.
"actually yeah, in my car..come on" michael said walking with J to his car
Michael opened the trunk and there before J's own eyes is a box full of different kinds of nuts, the honey, etc.
"mike?? wtf? are you the one that has been stealing the food rm the kitchen?" J asked with his eyes wide open
"well..umm...yeah! see with ben's voice all messed up and him being one of the leads, i figured that natural was screwed so I took the stuff so i wouldn' starve or anything" michael said as he looks down in shame and embarassment
"you!!!!! weirdo!!!!!!" J yelled as he grabbed hand fulls of nuts and brought them to Pat.
"umm..J!!!! don't tell anyon..please!!!" mike pleaded as he chased him into the studio!
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"Dude I wont say anything 2 anyone but I just gotta say your a freak"
"well" Mike grinned and looked around "Wella thank you"
"Exsactly my point!" J said as he walked away. "I think you ate to much salt and it's gone 2 ur head again." He said along the way.
J finally got back to wear Patrick was locationed and handed him the nuts.
"Here"
Patrick began to stare @ them, yet he did the same as a couple of minutes ago.
"PAT! I thought those were the kind you wanted"
"They are" He was on the floor flipping and turning.
"Then what the heck is your problem!?"
" I miss my mommy."
J took a big sigh and started 2 walk away. "That's your problem buddy"
"J!!" PAtrick yelled as J left the room. J closed the door behind him.
"Don't leave me! I'm scared of the dark"
J quickly opened the door and said "The lights are on you dumb@$$" And walked away.
Patrick continued to cry.
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Josh walked back into the studio room.
"Man he is something else..."Josh muttered angrily.
"Who is something else?" asked Marc T
"Patrick! I give him the right kinda nuts, so he crys, because he misses his mommy! Then I leave, and he crys because he says hes scared of the dark, but the lights are on!" Josh said as if Patrick was crazier then Michael !
"You left Patycakes alone? Hes scared of being alone!" said Michael as he ran to the room Patrick was in.
He found Patrick huddled up in a corner crying and on his cell phone
"Mommy and then and then he left me in the dark!!!!!!!" Patrick cried into the phone
Michael went over and picked him up, "its okay I'm here now."
"Mommy I gotta go, yeah I'll come see you soon! Luv u, bye." Patrick said as he hung up and huddled into Michael.
"Josh hates me!!!!!!!" Patrick cried.
"No he doesnt hate you..."Michael started as Patrick interuptted him,
"No he hates me!!!!!!!!"
Right then Lou Pearlman walked in
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"Aww..."Lou Walked up to patrick and graved him from mike. Holding him firmly. "Whats wrong with my favorite natural member?"
Patrick was crying so hard it took him years to explain what was going on. He took 5 sighed after every word. "And" *sighs* "He" *sighs* "Left me" *sighs* "here" *sighs*
"Awww, Alright. Well, we'll just go to him now" Lou said as he walked with at toward the studio wrong where J was on his keyboards figuring out some new tones.
"J, Can I talk to you for a minute?" Lou asked him.
J took off his headphones. "What happened?"
"Can I have a word with you for a minute?"
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"whats up lou?" Josh asked as he walked into the room where Lou lead him.
"Why did you do all those things to poor Patrick!?!?" Lou yelled at him
"I didnt do anything, I just tried to make him..." Josh started as Lou interuptted him,
"Thats a lie! Why would u be so mean to someone so sweet?" Lou screamed
"I wasnt mean Patricks my friend!" Josh said
"Well thats it, your grounded, go into the cupboard!" Lou stated.
"No not the cupboard!!" Josh begged, he hated the cupboard.
"Yes! In ya go!" Lou said as he took Josh out to the tour bus. And shoved him in the small cupboard and put a lock on it!
"Lou lemme out! I'm sorry!" Josh cried out. He hated small dark spaces.
"Nope, not tell Patrick says so!" Lou said as he walked back into the studio
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No one understand J. J was the smartest of everyone in the group, let alone he was treated as a baby, an animal that lives in the curcious.
"Damn! I knew I should of been in the group Dreamstreet"
"I heard that!" Lou said as he kicked the cabinet.
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Josh heard Lou walk away and took out the knife he had hidden there. He cut his way out of the cupboard and ran like hell! He didnt know where he was going, but he hot wired Ben's car and drove away. He was sick of being treated so badly!
20 minutes later Patrick and Lou came to let Josh out only to find the cupboard door slashed open.
"Where did *sniff* he go?" Patrick asked about to cry, he thought Josh left because he hated him.
"I dont know but I'll kill him when I find him!" Lou said as he took out his cell phone and tried to call Josh's. Josh wasnt that damn stupid, he didnt answer.
"Well I'll have Michael go look for him, dont cry Pat!" Lou said as he picked Patrick up, he was crying hysterically.
"MICHAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!" Lou screamed (away from Patrick's ear.)
Michael came running, he had light bulbs in his pockets, and bags on nuts stuffed up his shirt!
"What Lou?" he asked panting, as a bag of Patrick's favriote nuts fell out of his shirt, with a few light bulbs.
"*Gasp loudly* he stole my nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Patrick screamed as he started sobbing louder in Lou's shoulder
"What the hell is this?" Lou asked looking at the nuts, and lifting up michael's shirt so about 20 more bags fell out.
"Ummm I can explain!" Michael said as he back off from Lou
"Your fighting!!!!!!!!" Patrick cried loudly, he was scared of fighting
"No no where not fighting sweety, its okay." Said Lou as he held Patrick
"Michael..." Lou said in a very repressed and forced calm tone, "Go find Josh before I lock you in the closet!!!!"
"Okay I'm going..." Michael said as he went to pick up the nuts, Lou stepped on his hand and said, "No...go now...."
Michael just ran. He was hopeing he could find Josh, because if he couldnt Patrick would probably go into his 'dark place' and not talk to anyone for weeks, and also Lou would blame him and shove him in the closet!
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Michael went on his such only to find that a "Burger King" was more interesting then a field trip 2 find J.
" Yumm..." He said as he came out of his car and went to go order. His turn was next and he ordered a number 2. He turned around and found J hiding under a table trying to hide.
( You would think the stupid @$$ would run, but J was hungry too! So he decided to hide and eat @ the same time.)
"J!" Michael said
"Ahhh." J said to himself as he ran into the bathroom.
"J!" Michael chased him. J locked the door in Mike's face. " J! It's not time to run away. Let's eat.Whats wrong with you? Your acting weird"
J thought that Michael probably didn't know he was running away from the group so he came out.
"Whats going on... I just had 2 take a piss real bad and i didn't have time 2 say hi. It was like coming out" J said as an excuse.
"Dude that sh*t is gross. I don't wanna know that sh*T"
J was kinda shocked. "Well..." He thought of something 2 say. "Well, you asked asked me what was wrong. So I told you..."
" Well, dont tell me if it's discusting."
"Deal" The shook on it.
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Michael *still* forgetting what he was supposed to do, left the restroom and went to order some food. Josh almost went with him, but then his cell phone rang again: it was Lou. "Oh yeah!" Josh said aloud as Michael began to eat his burger, "Ummm Michael I got to go, my puppy is sick and Billy needs my help." Josh said quickly as he got up to leave
"Okay" Michael said with a mouth full of burger. Josh was long gone when Michael finished his pop and his cell phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Michael have you caught Josh yet? Patrick's gonna go into his dark space if you aren't back here by 8 he said!" Lou complained urgently.
"Oh dammit.....I mean.....um no not yet but I will soon." Michael said as he got up then ran back to get one of those hershey's pies.
Meanwhile back at the studio and tourbus:
"Is Josh going to love me again?" Patrick asked Lou sadly as he curdled up in a ball in a corner.
"He does he does, ummm him and Michael are just takeing awhile to come back." Lou said as he gave Patrick a hug.
"JOSH HATES MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! I'm going home to my mommy!" Patrick said as he stood up. Lou couldn't let that happen!
"Wait ummm no Patrick wait....here I got some of those nuts you like." Lou said offering him 2 bags of his favriote nuts.
"ummmmmmmm........." Patrick thought for a second, "ummm no I want my MOMMY!!!!!!!" Patrick started crying and ran out of the tour bus
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