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michaeljohnsonsangelstar
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(2/2/03 6:02 pm)
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Re: Fingernails,Blackboards and Lou's Favorite Boy
Meanwhile Ben was 'practicing' lip-syncing, "Thank god, Marc, that you came up with this lip-syncing idea!"
"What idea?" Lou came into the room, and scared Ben and Marc T.
"Hhhhhi, Lou," Ben tried to talk normally so Lou wouldn't think that Ben had a sore throat, "Just an idea about, um." he looked at Marc T. who was standing right next to him, "Marc?"
"Uh waa, um, this idea about," Marc couldn't think of anything either then he looked at Marc P., "Marc P.?"
"Uhhhh, about..... about...." Marc P. had to think of something quick, because there was no one else to pass it on to, "WARMING UP WITH A TAPE!!!!!!!" He said it with such pride.
"Really how does it work?" Lou asked with interest.
"Uh, the guys would play a tape of them singing and they would try and see if they could make it sound better...," Marc P. explained hopefully it was convincing.
"That does sound like a good idea," Lou said nodding his head, "Care to demonstrate?"
"Uh, sure," Marc P. said with a smile, Ben and Marc T. were both about to smack the @#%$ out of him, because it wasn't really the idea.
"Marc, you dumbass," Ben whispered to Marc P.
Then Marc P. had realized what he had said, "You can kill me later," he whispered back.
"Uh, I'll demonstrate it," Marc T. said.
"Why doesn't Ben demonstrate too?" Lou suggested.
"Uh we can't," Marc. P said.
"Why not?" Lou became confused.
"Because... my warming up tape hasn't be made yet," Ben said.
"What? But then how can you say that it was a good idea if you haven't tried it yet?" Lou asked.
"D'uh, um, he was just messing around and was singing to J's warming up tape," Marc T. covered up.
"Oh, ok, so Marc I guess you'll have to demonstrate it," Lou said.
"Alright then," Marc T. said. Then after he demonstated, Lou gave it a 2 thumbs up and left.
"Well that went well," Marc P. said with a smile on his face like he was off the hook, but when he turned to Marc T. and Ben, he knew right away he wasn't. Marc T. and Ben charged at Marc P. making him fall to the ground, "I'm sorry I'm sorry!" he was screaming like a little girl. Ben and Marc T. got off him and started laughing their asses to Marc P.'s little girlish screams.
"Marc screams like a girl, Marc screams like a girl,!" Ben and Marc T. started chanting.
"Hey shut up!" Marc P. demanded in his macho man voice. Right away, Ben and Marc T. stopped then ran out of the room, "Damn kids," Marc P said to himself.




(*(*Linda*)*)

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(2/14/03 7:00 pm)
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Re: Fingernails,Blackboards and Lou's Favorite Boy
Ben and Marc had ran into Patrick who was a total mess.
"hey buddy what's wrong?" Ben asked trying to comfort him
"ohh like you don't know!!!" Pat said as he continued "I can't talk right now"
Patrick sniffed and walked away
"man...we have to find a way to cheer him up!!" Ben said
"he's a wimp! what kind of a guy cries? huh?" Marc said laughing.
Ben had a smirk on as if he had an idea
Marc went to go sit down on a chair when BAM! Ben pulled the chair from under him and he fell hard on his ass
Marc began to whine and tear up as he stood up and rubbed his butt
"damn you!!!" Marc yelled
"ohh now what man whines and tears?? huh?" Ben said in satisfactory and left as he chuckled!!

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(2/18/03 10:08 am)
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Ben walked into the hallz to see what else everyone was doing but he couldn't see anyone else but Lou. He quickly ran to get away when Lou yelled @ him to stop. He stoped instantly and turned around.
" I'm in a rush " Ben said quickly.
"For what?"
"Well, Because I'm trying to find stragories to help my voice better. So, I'm going to also go on the net and get some honey and stuff like that. Maybe get some green tea."
" hm.... but I thought the whole training with the tape thing was working."
"Well, Yes It is..."Ben thought of what he could say for a quick sec. "but um, I was thinking while they make my tape I could find something that can also help me out."
"oOo ok. I c. Good Idea. Well, I'll let you run off and do what you gotta do. I got to take matters into my own hands and go look for J."
Ben didn't really know what was going on but he agreed. He was kinda scared talking to Lou by himself with no idea to get him away.

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(2/18/03 11:03 am)
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Re: Fingernails,Blackboards and Lou's Favorite Boy
Lou had to go to drastic measures just to find J! He called up Glenda who was on her way to the studio. she was to drive a while and see if she spotted him or any friends that might know.
Glends agreed well she had too. he set off to find J
As she drove along she saw Michael in the Burger King lot with a slurpee in his hand.
She got out of her car and walked to him. she heard him talking to himself
"oooh! where'd J go...I'm so dead if I head back to the studio" Michael said as he got tapped on the shoulder.
"are you looking for J, too?" Glenda asked
"ohh ummm... yea yeah I am!" Mike stuttered
"well so am I! No luck?"
"*ahem* nope" Michael cleared his throat
"why did u say that you were gunna be dead if ya go to the studio?"
"well umm.. ya see Lou ordered me to find him and um.. well if i turn up without J I dunno what he'll do"
"ohh I see!"
"well we can split up! call my cell if ya find him amd I'll call ya if I do"
"umm..sure!!"
They set off on a mission! To find J before they're both dead meat!!

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(5/4/03 12:18 am)
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J meanwhile was tickled pink he'd escaped and got into Mike's car (which as always had the keys already in it :p !) He was bout to drive off when he discovered he was to short to reach the pedals or steering wheel! "Damn it..." J said as he got out, went over to the 5 phone booths and stole the thick phone books. So now he had 10....5 for his feet and 5 for his sexy bum. He just barely reached the wheel and happily drove off.
Michael left burger king back on his mission for now (until his short attention span took him elsewhere lol!) only to discover his car was gone!
"Damn...where did it go?" Mike asked as he thought maybe he just forgot where he had parked and started looking around.
***later that night, in the tour bus***
"Patrick come out please?" Lou asked. Patrick had been in his *dark spot* for 7 hours! Lou had found him curled up on Js bed convulsivly crying until he just stopped and went blank. Mike and J hadn't returned, Glenda was still searching and Ben ran out to get some nuts for Patrick, and take Marc with him to discourage his *helping* of poor Patrick.
Patrick didnt respond.
"Patrick please....come on if you do I promise Ben will bring back the best nuts..." Lou tried to coax.
Just then the door opened. Patrick turned around happily thinking J had returned to love him again. Only to see Ben with a big bag filled with nuts and Marc holding up a sailor outfit.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait.....*crying hysterically* J HATES ME!" Patrick said as he spazzed out worse then a hamster with its tail on fire! He decided to hide behind Lou and curl back into his lil *patrick ball*.
"But baby it'll make ya feel better...." Marc said as he started for Patrick as Lou stopped him.

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(5/4/03 9:41 pm)
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"Get out of here" Lou snared @ Marc. "ugh" he pushed him away. "Get out of my face" he said as he was so discusted, but as if he really knew what was going on.
"Fine, fat bastard! never liked u anyways!" Marc said as he walked away.
"Yo! That's messed up" Ben said.
"I don't care he has favorites and it's not right"
"Yea, true that."
"Did u just call me a bastard"
"No I called u FAT!" Marc said and started to run.
"oOo ok. I thought you called me a bastard" Lou said as he became calm.
"huh?" Ben said.
"Well, I'm not a bastard!" Lou said as he through his hands in the air.
"And thats the worse of ur problems?" Ben rolled his eyes.

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(5/6/03 7:42 pm)
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Re: Fingernails,Blackboards and Lou's Favorite Boy
"Ben shut up! Go away...." Lou said as he waved his hand in annoyance and went back to comforting Patrick. Then Lou remembered the nuts and screamed, "Wait! Bring PATRICKS NUTS BACK!" as he left to chase after Ben.
Now Patrick felt really alone. Ben had stolen his nuts I mean *HIS* nuts :o ! And Lou had left him, and J didnt love him any more :o ! Patrick looked around and decided he was unwanted and noticed Bruser (J's puppy) sitting on the floor sleeping.
"Come on Bruser...we're gonna go runaway! And I'll get my *OWN* nuts!" Patrick said defiantly as he picked the poor dog up like a nut sack (yeah i could word that better....*could* lol :lol !) and left.
***Meanwhile***
As J drove the stolen car he was starting to feel bad. So what if the other guys had mental issues and Lou had a homoerotic obsession with Patrick? They were still his friends.... J started feeling so bad that he actually talked himself into going home!
Meanwhile Michael and Glenda gave up. They figured J was easily replacebal since DreamStreet had split, and well Michael was getting hungry again so they turned around home.
***back at the bus***
"BEN U STUPID SOB GIMME HIS NUTS!" Lou shouted as he chased Ben around the couch for the 40th time, Ben had found it quite humourous to make the fat old man run and so well being Ben he did just that.
"GOT EM!" Lou said triumphantly as he crushed Ben and got the nuts.
Lou went back to Patrick's room to give him his beloveded nuts, only to find him gone!
"OMG OMG OMG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!" Lou screeched as.....

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(5/10/03 9:53 am)
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Re: Fingernails,Blackboards and Lou's Favorite Boy
Ben who was tryin 2 recover his legs got up as fast as he could to see what was the problem.
"What happened?"
"HE's..... He's .... GONE!" He sobbed.
"Chill he's just probably in a different room. Your just jumping into conclusion" He then coughed. His voice still hasn't recovered and all that screaming he had done hardly did anything for him.
"Well, What are you waiting for! Look for him!" Lou shooted @ him.
"Fine!" Ben got pissed a little.

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(5/10/03 4:07 pm)
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Re: Fingernails,Blackboards and Lou's Favorite Boy
"Damn homo making me look for his lil bitch..." Ben muttered to himself as he started looking under pillows and in corners for Patrick. Lou was screaming Patrick's name hysterically in the backround while tearing apart every inch of the house. Just then Michael and Glenda pulled up. When Lou heard the door he ran up screaming, "PATRICK!?" as Michael and Glenda came in.
"Your not Patrick!" Lou shouted at them.
"Yeah....and?" Michael asked confused as he came in.
"WHERES J I'LL KILL HIM! PAAAAAAAAAAAATRICCCCCCCK!!!!!!" Lou screamed out the door hysterically.
"Dude whats wrong with him?" Michael asked as Ben looked in a can of Moutain Dew and then drank it.
"Patrick's missing." Ben said matter of factly.
"Why?" Michael asked as he took a Moutain Dew.
"I dunno...J made set off his IMS (male equivalent of PMS) or sometin..." Ben said as he looked under the table.
"Man lou's really torn!" Michael said as he assisted Ben look under the table while listening to Lou's hysteric crying.
"Yeah...just proves my point!" Ben said know it allly (that aint a word lol!)
"What point?" Michael asked as they got up and went to look in the closet (Patrick's favriote hide and go seek spot, it was his favriote game Lou made J play with him.)
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MARC GET OUT!" Ben yelled as him and Michael covered their eyes in terror of Marc and Sarah and some random guy's threesome.
"Make me!" Marc said as he shut the door.
***3 hours later***
"OMG HES GONE hes goooone!" Lou cried as he broke down further on the floor (thus causing a big indent in the floor :p !)
"Lou I'm sure he'll come back..." Ben said trying to be reassuring.
"NO! NO HE WONT ITS ALL J'S FAULT!" Lou shouted.
Just then poor lil J happened to walk in.
"Hey everyone I'm home..."

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(7/21/03 1:22 pm)
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"Why you little" Lou said chocking J.
"HEY HEY HEY!!!" Everyone said as they tryed 2 get his hands off of J.
"Whats going on!" J said in shock, he still didn't know what was going on.
" Lou seems 2 think that you..." Ben said as he was interupted by Lou who had just jumped @ J.
"STOP! You stay in that corner!" Glenda pushed him.
"Gawd,.... Lou seems 2 think that Patrick ran away b/c of you" Ben said again.
" No I ran away "
"Well now it's the other way around."
"Are you serious? He'll be back though, If I'm back then he's bound 2 come back"
"Well, I don't think he knows that your back."

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(7/22/03 1:46 am)
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Re: Fingernails,Blackboards and Lou's Favorite Boy
"Well god he's not my responsibility!" J said as he stormed off.
"WHYYYYYYYYYY WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY!" Lou cried in the corner. He really missed his fav lil man.
"Lou god get it together!" Ben said as he sat down on the couch.
Lou sat there a minute weeping, when he got an idea. He just got up, calmly went out the door, and drove off.
"Okay that can't be good!" Michael said as they all looked at each other.
"Probably not...well I'm goin to bed!" Ben said as he got up and headed for his bedroom.
"MARC OUT!" Ben shouted as he caught Marc with his favriote monkey.
"God Ben your such a bitch..." Marc said as he picked up his monkey and left.
*alrighty I need sleep, pease someone else add*

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(8/2/03 7:59 am)
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" Everything is just crazy 2day man" Mike said to himself while Glenda went 2 her room 2 go 2 sleep for a long day tommrow.
" Ben lost his singing voice, J is having a fit, Patrick is lost, Lou's gone mad, Marc's sleeping with a damn Monkey teddybear and I'm driving myself crazy here... man am I the only one who's sane in this place...." He said quietly. "man..." he whispers.

(i'll be back going 2 eat. It's 8:55 in the morning)

~ Lucinda aka LuLu

   
   

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(9/9/03 11:21 pm)
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Re: Fingernails,Blackboards and Lou's Favorite Boy
The next morning Michael woke up to hysterical crying and screaming coming from the other room. He got up only find Marc next to him holding him in a death grip. It was all the mroe disturbing because Marc was wearing a teeny man thong that wouldn't hold even J's assets :p !
"Ewwww...." Mike said as he slowly slipped out of the sleeping Marc's grip. He just prayed that he had had a bad dream and no other reason for ending up in his bed!
When Michael got out into the living room it looked like all hell had broken loose. Ben was no where to be found, J was hiding behind the couch from Lou, and Lou was crying and screaming hysterically.
"Dude whats going on?" Mike asked Glenda who was trying to comfort Lou.
"He's a little upset because Patrick still hasn't come back...Ben's setting up Patrick traps but its no success yet..." Glenda said as Lou cried even more.
Michael just sighed...he hated this. "Okay umm Lou why don't me and J go find Patrick?"
Lou howled loudly at the mention of Js name but calmed down at the proposition. After a few seconds of thinking Lou nodded.
"Alright J come on...road trip!" Michael said as he protected J from Lou as they headed out the door...

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(9/15/03 10:59 pm)
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" Thanx for getting me out of there man... but now we got ourselfs into some serious sh*t. If we don't come back with patrick we're dead..... where can he be?"
I don't know man" Mike sighed.
" Maybe he went back home."
" Home?"
" yeah, were his mom lives. That's his favorite place in the world. I his 'mommies' house"
" Good thinking."

They headed down to Patrick's mom's only to find in the back yard a large pool and Desi floating away with a foot-ball and some rubber duckies. They looked around and all they heard was some disco fever songs on the radio and rushed toward the bushes when they heard a voice.

" Patrick?" His mom called.
" I made some peanut butter and jelly for you. Shaped into stars for you hun!" She looked around and didn't see him outside..... I added extra nuts just the way you like them....." She looked around. " HEY!" She seen some blue hair from the small bush. "Who is that?" She grabbed her bat. " I'm going to call the police!" She yelled.

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Edited by: BeN bLeDsoEs pLaYtOy 4EvA at: 9/17/03 5:17 pm
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Re: Fingernails,Blackboards and Lou's Favorite Boy
"Ohh @#%$!" Michael whispered as Patrick's mommy came after them.
"Wait!" J said as he stood up, he didn't need ANOTHER baseball bat related concussion.
"J!...*Michael stands up too* Michael! What are you doing in the bushes?" Patrick's mommy asked as she put down the bat.
Just then Patrick was walking back to the yard. He had gone to get Desi a drink and some honey when he stopped dead in his tracks at the sight of his mom, J, and Michael.

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Re: Fingernails,Blackboards and Lou's Favorite Boy
" what are you guys doing here? you guys don't need me anymore. You guys always sounded better as 4 anyways. You just me and think I'm dumb and just some pretty boy. Well, me and Desi aren't gonna take that from no one."
" Patrick why don't you go wait in the living room for a second" Patricks mother said to him.
" Fine"

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