Glendaholic
** name thought up by Aimee haha**
(((for all the ppl on the H2N should know that we started this in the poll section but decided 2 add it here)))
There was this Lady named Glenda... yeah she was a cool person but she wasnt really known. She was known though by ppl al over the usa for who she works for. A group named Natural. Glenda was pretty much rude 2 all there fans. I mean hell she was just doing her job. But only one female seen the true Glenda and that was a gurl named Vicki
Vickie could see that Glenda was really and truly a beautiful woman inside and out so she started trying to see her as much as possible. When other girls went to Natural apperances for natural, Vickie went to go see Glenda and learn from her. She collected pictures of Glenda, quotes from Glenda, even hair specimens from Glenda. She dreamed of the day Glenda would adopt her as her very own daughter. Vickie's husband noticed the change in her and asked her why the hell she was so fascinated by this woman "you're not a lesbian now are you babe?" he asked alarmed "oh no no no! It's not like that! Glenda is the woman I wish to be and I try to learn as much as possible from her" Her husband gave her a strange look but said "okay then" and forgot about it.Things went very peaceful in Vickie's household for a month until she read on Natural's official site that Natural was coming to Richmond. She got very excited and began getting prepared for a meeting with Glenda. This would be a meeting to remember, those other times she met her Glenda probably didn't remember her but this time Glenda would always remember her, Vickie. This time she would finally adopt her and be her new mother.
~*Aimee*~ ****Patrick's Acrobatic Apple Pie**** Visit My Message board @ Handcuffed To Natural ~Email Me~ IM me @ AimeeIrene02
I want to pilot a plane with you So all our problems look small too It's just an inch from me to you Depending on what map you use
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
" omg omg i cant wait"
" whats the matter?" Vicki's husband asked
" i'm going 2 meet glenda"
" oOo ok"
" well arent u happy"
" yeah of course i'm happy for u just dont get out of hand... i know how much u worship her time and effort and all her work she puts into everything"
" yeah i know .. it's been pretty hard for me 2 try 2 act like her but soon she will be my new mommi"
Her husband made a wierd face" umm yeah"
She finally prepared and the day has came. The big day for vickie 2 finally meet Glenda and tell her everything that she envies and cherishes about her.
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
"Bye honey I am off to meet my idol Glenda! Remember you have the kids all day so try to think of some fun things to do with them!" Vickie yelled to her hubby as she ran to the car in her Glenda gear.
"When will you be home?" asked her husband
"tonight! Bye Bye!" she cried as she drove down the street. Vickie was so excited she couldn't even sit still to drive. She put on Natural's CD to sing to as she drove. "PUUUUTTTTT YOOOOUUUURRR AAAARRRRMMMSSSS AAARRROOOUUND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"" she sang at the top of her lungs. Soon she was in the parking lot of the mall. She realized that she was teary eyed with the anticiaption of seeing Glenda again.
~*Aimee*~ ****Patrick's Acrobatic Apple Pie**** Visit My Message board @ Handcuffed To Natural ~Email Me~ IM me @ AimeeIrene02
I want to pilot a plane with you So all our problems look small too It's just an inch from me to you Depending on what map you use
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
she walked into the mall slowly lookin @ her feet and then she walked faster and then slower and this continued until she seen a bunch of fans soundinin in the middle of the mall. She raced and said hi 2 the guys and asked where was glenda but no sign of glenda. Seems she had a cold and couldnt make it that after noon. Poor Vickie was scar'd and she was really PO'd that she put her hopes up on it. She was cryin in the coner or a table when Josh seen her. Poor Josh felt bad.
" hey umm u ok?" he walked up and asked her
" umm yeah i'm just a lil sad?"
" sad? aww why u sad?" he asked gently
" b/c i really wanted 2 meet Glenda 2day"
" glenda?" he asked confused
Vicki wiped her tiers and said " now u look her J she's a really nice person and she's my idol she's everything i want in a mentor in live and i want 2 go into her foot steps"
" ok ok lady i'm just surprise not all fans come up sayin they want 2 see Glenda usually they cant stand her guts"
" i know but thats b/c they dont know her and as far as there conserned they dont know what there missin"
J looked confused" yeah ur right" he said as he slowly walked away and said in his head "damn this gurl is phycho"
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
Vickie sat at the table staring into space muttering things to herself "must see glenda must see my new mommy must see gl....."
"Hello young lady, do you need some assistance?" It was Lou Pearlman.
She glared at him "What I need is Glenda! where the hell is she?!"
Lou cleared his throat and stepped back from Vickie and said "well I came in place of her today so maybe you can talk to me?"
"As if @#%$! I want Glenda! I need Glenda! She is my lifeforce! how dare you come in place of her!"
Lou said "well...um...okay...bye" and ran away. He went to the table and warned everyone about her.
Vickie started talking to herself again "Natural can lead me to her! I will follow them and find Glenda! thats it!" she ran off to hide so that she could sneak after them. "I had better call my sweet hubby and tell him what I am going to do!"
~*Aimee*~ ****Patrick's Acrobatic Apple Pie**** Visit My Message board @ Handcuffed To Natural ~Email Me~ IM me @ AimeeIrene02
I want to pilot a plane with you So all our problems look small too It's just an inch from me to you Depending on what map you use
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
" lets see the #" She looked @ her cell phone from hidin behind a car and she layed her back on it hidin
" hello" the phone answered
" yes um this is Vicki "
" oOo vicki baby when are u comin home i miss u already"
" well i mite not come home 2night i'm on a mission"
" oOo what are u doing this time" he got fustrated
" i'm going 2 see glenda"
" i thought the whole going 2 mall thing was 2 go see her always"
" yeah well she didnt come 2day she was sick and desided 2 let coffee stained shirt Lou take her place"
" yeah i c well give me a call and tell me what happens k"
" ok"
" hey !! lady get away from my car and woman said as she grabbed pepper spray and sprayed Vicki"
" AHHHH my eyes!!!"
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
Vickie sprang to her feet "Hey!!!!!" she screamed at the woman while rubbing her eyes "what is your problem?"
"Oh! I am so sorry dear! I thought you were a man! I thought you were going to carjack me and rape me and them kill me! You see so many things on the news these days you can't be too careful....I am soooo sorry! are you quite all right?"
Vickie said "oh sure I just can't see anything!"
"hmmmm I don't know what to do for pepper spray, i think it just needs to wear off....oooo look at that big tour bus pulling away, i wonder if it's anyone famous...."
"Whaaaaaat!?" screamed Vickie "They're leaving!" she blindly ran to her car tripping over her feet. She got in and started the car. She could see a teensy bit. So she followed the big dark blob out of the parking lot and on to the highway, "Blind or not Glenda here comes Vickie!!!!" She drove as fast as she could after the big black shape.
~*Aimee*~ ****Patrick's Acrobatic Apple Pie**** Visit My Message board @ Handcuffed To Natural ~Email Me~ IM me @ AimeeIrene02
I want to pilot a plane with you So all our problems look small too It's just an inch from me to you Depending on what map you use
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
Finally it came 2 a stop and Vickie wasnt still good with her eye sight. She finally got out of the car by then she was seein a lil clearer as she walked more 2 the bus she looked @ the big words on it. it read " SUPER STOP AND SHOP"
"oOo sh*T" Vicki said as she looked it it and fell 2 the ground and fell asleep
" hey miss.... miss.... someone is about 2 take ur car there"
" Vicki woke up and ran 2 her car" The car was steady and nothing was wrong with it " hey man nothing is wrong with my car " she yelled
" i know u feel asleep on mind and i need 2 go home" the man said as he got into the car and drove off.
" asslicker!" she yelled out as she watch him hit the high way
She looked around all she could see was a hotel. A yankee's candle store and Walmart (haha for u aimee haha walmart). God i need some water she said as she walked into the walmart and bought some water although it tasted like tap she didnt care she didnt care about anything b/c all she wanted 2 do was meet glenda. She decided 2 stay @ the hotel for the night since she was tierd, sad and she didnt know where the heck she was. ( ) But what she didnt know is that that was the same hotel Natural was in ... includin Glenda!
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
Vickie fell into bed and was about to go to sleep when her cell phone started ringing *BRRRRINGGGG BRRRRIGGGG* "Hewwwo?" It was her husband. "Vickie where are you? Are you hurt? Do you need help? Should I come help you?"
"No I am staying at this motel cause I am tired....I don't know what town I am in" Vickie said
"What the @%&#??? Why are you staying in a motel?"
"Well I couldn't find Natural so I will continue my search for my Glenda tomorrow morning"
"When will you be home cause I have to work on Monday! Will you be home tomorrow?"
"It depends on if I finally find my new mother Glenda...*sigh* I love her so!!!!"
Vickies husband sighed "okay Please come home sweetie"
They hung up and Vickies husband wondered if he should call Happy Farm.She was going a little kooky. Vickie went to bed and dreamed of Glenda...maybe she would see her tomorrow!
~*Aimee*~ ****Patrick's Acrobatic Apple Pie**** Visit My Message board @ Handcuffed To Natural ~Email Me~ IM me @ AimeeIrene02
I want to pilot a plane with you So all our problems look small too It's just an inch from me to you Depending on what map you use
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
She woke up and waked to the window. She looked out and she seen J
" holy SH*T!" she yelled
she grabbed her stuff and ran down the stairs to check if her favorite person in the world was around but no sign of glenda. She walked in the bathroom and some lady was there.
" hello someone there?"
" yeah i'll be out in a sec"
" ok but can you hurry up i'm kinda lookin for someone and i want 2 chance them b4 it's to late" Vickie said.
Meanwhile back at Vickie's house her husband is fuming mad. He had shipped off the kids to Vickie's mothers house and now he didn't know what to do. He decided to go through Vickie's glenda memorabelia to see what was so special about this woman. He started reading everything. It took an hour for him to go through it all but when he was done he had come to the same conlusion of Vickie "This woman is AWESOME!" he cried "And REALLY HOT!!!!" He needed to meet her so he ran to his car and called up Vickie on her cell phone to see where she was. It rang as he drove out of their neighborhood, "why won't she pick up?!"
Vickie heard her cell phone ringing but all she could do was stare at Glenda with love and affection. She got down on her knees and cried "Teach me all you know oh Great and Good Glenda!"
Glenda's eyes got wide "um...shouldn't you answer that ringing?"
~*Aimee*~ ****Patrick's Acrobatic Apple Pie**** Visit My Message board @ Handcuffed To Natural ~Email Me~ IM me @ AimeeIrene02
I want to pilot a plane with you So all our problems look small too It's just an inch from me to you Depending on what map you use
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
"oOo it dont matter i ... i just want 2 be just like you teach me everything i mean everything you know i want 2 be just like you with everything in my soul"
" umm Lady your scarin me there"
" oOo i'm sorry i dont want 2 scare you i just mean your everything to me"
Glenda looks down 2 Vickie who has crowled down to her and holdin on her legs.
" umm" Glenda see's the ring on Vickies hand "how about your husband"
" husband what husband"
" your ring ur married"
" oOo that husband he's @ home"
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
"Damn ringing! One second." Vickie got frustrated and wipped out her phone and answered it.
"Vickie baby, it's me!" Her husband started.
"Why are you interupting me? I have finally met my new mother! She is even BETTER in PERSON!" She exclaimed with happiness.
"Where are you, I need to come meet this new mother of yours. I want to welcome her into the family." Vickie was very pleased to see that her husband was taking her seriously and told him where she was, or at least where she thought she was. After all, she wasn't positive but from what she could see her husband knew exactly where she was.
"Okay well I'll talk to you later. See you then. Love ya!" Vickie hung up the phone. "Sorry bout..." But Glenda was no longer there! She had slipped out while Vickie was on the phone. "MOTHER, WAIT! COME BACK!" She yelled. Just as she ran out the door she saw the tour bus pulling out into the street. "Mother must have work, that is the only reason all mighty and good Glenda would leave someone who adores her so. She has committment. Memo to self, be more committed just like Glenda." She ran to her car and got in buckling up. She opened her cell phone to call her husband as she drove to tell them where the bus was heading.
Meanwhile On the bus...
"Glenda what took you so long?" Patrick asked innocently.
"There was some girl in the bathroom. She got on her knees and started praising me... almost worshipping."
"Haha yeah right Glenda, now tell us the REAL reason." J laughed.
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
I'm having fun just PUNKIN' it OUT!
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
" i'm dead serious... she looked like... she looked like she was gonna eat me all up like a piece of cheese cake on thankgivin dinner"
" haha! ok whatever u say"
" fine dont believe me"
Glenda walked in the back of the bus and looked out the window
" oOo my Word" she said
" what?" Marc asked who was also in the back room playin his playstation.
" that gurl who was like going crazy is followin us now" she looked back " J! PATRICK!! come here" she yelled as the 2 came out " look" she pointed
Vickie waved hi as she seen Pat and J look they waved back
" omg! they waved" Vickie said 2 her husband on the phone
" yea what about her?"
" thats the gurl"
" thats the gurl who what?" Pat asked
" the gurl was was like praisin me 2 my feet"
" haha! are u serious... i think we should talk 2 this gurl"
" no no plz dont she'll see me and do u know how long it took me 2 get away from her"
" aww she's harmless"
When the bus stopped Mr. Lou Pearlman stepped out of the car over 2 vickie's car
" YOU AGAIN" she stated
" what are u doing here" he asked
" i'm lookin for Glenda"
" well the guys want 2 talk 2 u but i'm not that sure that Glenda doesnt"
" why must mother act the way she does.... all i want is her love and support"
" mother"
" yes she is my birth mom"
" i didnt know Glenda had kids... she's not suppose 2 if she has this job" Lou calle her over " Glenda ur fired"
" sir y are u doing this"
" b/c u have kids 2 take care of"
" no i dont have any kids"
" yes u do this poor young lady has been waitin 2 talk 2 her mother"
" i've never met this gurl only one time and i tryed ran away from her"
" now ur abandonin ur child how can u be so foolish" Lou asked
~LuCinda aka LuLu or Harmony
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Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
"MOmmy!" Vickie cried and threw her arms around Glenda. "I'm hugging her right now!" she whispered to her husband,Victor.
"wow" he said "have the phone touch her so I can feel the love too" Vickie did as he said.
Patrick and J walked in as Vickie held on to Glenda with love.
"whoa!" said Patrick "I didn't know that you swung that way!"
Lou said "this is Glenda's long lost daughter. I have fired Glenda so she can finally be a proper mother to this poor girl."
J laughed "wow she does kind of look like you....only skinnier and prettier and younger and....."
"okay okay okay SHUT UP J!" Glenda cried "I have proof that she can't be my daughter."
"mommy" Vickie sighed
"mommy-in-law" Victor sighed
"Did that come from her cell?" J whispered to Patrick
"I know I can't have a kid because......I am a virgin." Glenda held her head and started to cry
"Don't cry mommy! I love you!" said Vickie
"Don't cry mommy-in-law! i love you!" said Victor
Lou, Patrick and J just stared.
"But what about the time I found you in bed with that redneck in kentucky when the boys did a show there?" Lou asked
"He was impotent, we weren't able to do anything....no one else has ever wanted me!" Glenda sobbed.
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
" mom how can u deni me" Vickie cryed
" ok kid u know what i dont know i dont need u and basically i dont like u!" Glenda said nice and clear " leave me alone stop stockin me" Glenda said as Vickie stared @ her straight in the eyes 2 see the hatred that Glenda had toward her. Glenda walked inside the bus and the guys stood there starin @ the floor feelin bad for Vickie
" u know what mamma i hate u!!!!!" Vickie screamed and wanted 2 do something vilent. She walked into her car and raced in front of the bus and took off... just wonder where she's off 2 know... she took a long trip... She finally made a pit stop @....
~LuCinda aka LuLu or Harmony
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Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
At the pit stop Vickie burst into tears. Her husband was still on the phone. "My mother hates me!" She sobbed. "The bitch hates me! How can she hate me? Hunny, I have to go. I'm going to come home soon. I need to be by myself right now." She hung up the phone and got out of the car.
"Jesus Christ, that b*tch bugs the HELL out of me!" Was the first thing that Vickie heard as she stepped out of her car. She looked towards the girl. "I mean, Glenda thinks she's like all high and mighty."
"She never did anything to you." Said one of the other girls.
"No, but it's the way she handles herself, I KNOW that Glenda doesn't like any of the fans. We just need proof." The girl with dark hair and blue streaks in it continued.
Vickie heard Glenda's name and immediately burst into tears once again.
"Hey lady, what's wrong? You all right?" The girl with blue and purple hair asked.
"You want us to call someone for you?" The third girl whose hair had blue and pink in it asked.
"No. I just met my birth mother Glenda. She told me she hated me and never wanted to see me again! I don't understand how she could do this! All I ever wanted was to be like her!" Vickie started to sob. "I followed the tour bus and everything and... and..."
"Wait, wait, wait. Are you talking about Glenda as in Natural's PR person?" The girl with dark hair and blue streaks asked. Vickie nodded. The three talked. She learned all of the girls names. Lucinda was the girl with the dark hair and the blue streaks in it, Ashley had blue and pink in her hair and Holly had blue and purple in her hair.
"I can't believe she did that to you!" Holly said in deisbelief. "No offense, but what a bitchy mother you have!"
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
I'm having fun just PUNKIN' it OUT!
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
" yeah i know and she said that she never had sex and that no one wanted 2 have her and i was like how can u deni me like that"
" thats just wrong" said Ashley
"Yeah u know i never liked her anyway... sorry 2 say but if she was ur mother and she denied u that u shouldnt be cryin over her b/c u lived without her and u dont need her and as far as she is concerned she can go fly a kite that lesbian b*tch" holly said
" YO! chill chick... thats her mom" Lucinda said and turned 2 Vickie " ok about 75% of what holly said was kinda cool... until she opened her freaken mouth... but yes u shouldnt cry over it... tell u what... u give us all the information u want on her and i'll follow her around and ask her questions... i know i bug her and she knows i wont leave her side until i get an answer so she'll be quick 2 reply"
" oOo ur the sweetest"
" well ur one her... but ur nothing like her... dont try 2 act like her... be urself"
~LuCinda aka LuLu or Harmony
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Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
Just then another car pulled up and a girl with brown hair and no streaks got out.(lmao) She did have a hot pink and black tattoo on her lower back though. She ran over to the girls. "Did you find the bus? did you see my sweetheart?" just then she noticed Vickie. 'hey who are you?"
Holly said "She is the daughter of that bitch Glenda!"
"Really!? Omg! I am patrick's girlfriend but we aren't allowed to see each other cause that evil witch wants him for herself and she is jealous of me!.....Wait I hope i don't hurt your feeling since she's your mom and all."
Vickie wiped her eyes "Actually she's not really my mom but i wish she was! I have always idolized her and i followed her here hoping that she would adopt me!"
Lucinda's mouth dropped open "you mean you WANT her to be your mom! WOW!"
"Yeah but she totally blew me off!"
"thats cold" Ashley spoke up
Vickie looked at the girls "so your mission is to get aimee and patrick together?"
"Yup we are the 3 ladies of corruption!" Ashley, holly and Lucinda all said in unison
"and i am their princess!" Aimee grinned
"That sounds like a rock group name!"
"hmmmmm maybe we should start a group after we rid the natural world of Glenda!" Ashley said excitedly
"Thats our real mission!" said lucinda "we want to do it for all Natural fans everywhere"
"we knew she was evil but, wow, blowing off your own fan! thats real mean!" Aimee said.
Lucinda told Aimee the plan they had come up with before she had shown up.
"thats brilliantly wicked!" Aimee cried "Let's go!"
"First I shold call my husband Victor and tell him" Vickie said dialing the number.
"wow cool you're married!? how old are you?" asked aimee
"26"
Holly jumped up and down "then the first order of business is going to the 7-11 so you can buy us drinks!"
Re: Glendaholic (vickie)
" haha! sweet" Lucinda said " oOo and yea i need some new gloves b/c my hair is turnin blonde a lil... oOo and u see that green spot!... it kinda looks cool though" she said pointin out 2 her hair
" haha! thats cool.... i want 2 do my hair... can i?" Vickie said
" omg!.... Corrupted one and our Princess... we are asked 2 do a Makeover... i'm so releaved... if u want 2 roll with us ... u have 2 be cool... haha and have something like us! Like hair, piercins, tattoos, or dyed colored hair" Lucinda almost said cryin she had not done a make over in so long
" woah... i think i'll just do the hair thanx very much"
" haha sweet" said Ashley
" ok well what color would u like 2 do... well i want 2 do a color u guys dont have... oOo how about orangE! haha holly dont u think"
~LuCinda aka LuLu or Harmony
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) But what she didnt know is that that was the same hotel Natural was in ... includin Glenda!
** LuLu ** 
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