Re: *Multiple Personality Disorder and Mike and his Mom*
Michael's mother stood firmly her arms crossed over her chest like she had done a million times when he was younger and had done something wrong. After all these years you would think that she would be less intimidating, after all Michael was a grown up. But just the sit of her standing there and tapping her foot expectantly and disapprovingly made him a little anxious.
"So?" She asked waiting for him to say something.
"You see... Holly, Ashley and Aimee are all insane!" He blurted out.
"Hunny, you were the one with the baseball bat..."
"No no no... let me finish! I don't know what happened. All the girls, something is messed up with them! Every time one of them hits their head they go psycho or something. They all have these split personalities. Holly became Hailey and Aimee became Amelia and Ashley became Angelica. And they get wicked out of character."
"How so?"
"Well...."
"Michael...."
"All right! Ashley who becomes Angelica becomes obsessed with Marc. You know she can only stand him half the time, but then she gets obsessive and wants him. Holly and Aimee are just a tad worse."
"Like..." Michael stood there trying to think of a way to tell him mom that when Holly became Hailey she wanted to have a threesome with his mother as well as him and Aimee became a lesbian who wanted Hailey.
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~ Dead Legend (Pheonix)
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Re: *Multiple Personality Disorder and Mike and his Mom*
" well it's kinda har 2 explain and it's way over the head of what u are thinkin about"
" tell me Mike.... u should tell ur mother everything... i didnt raise u 2 be hittin nice young ladies over the head with a bat"
" mom" Mike looked 2 the floor
" MICHAEL!" she screeched
" fine! AIMEE WANTED 2 SLEEP WITH HOLLY AND HOLLY WANTED ME IN THE BONDAGE ROOM AND U 2 JOIN US!" he said really quick under one breathe and happy that he let it all out and once he was relieved his mother had gasped
" i beg ur pardon!"
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Re: *Multiple Personality Disorder and Mike and his Mom*
"See! I told you you wouldn't understand!" He said to his mother.
"Michael Wayne Johnson you better repeat that and repeat that quickly and it best not be what I thought I heard." His mother said sternly.
"Aimee wanted to sleep with Holly and Holly wanted to sleep with you and me in the bondage room. You see, they are chemically imbalanced or something. They need a doctor. The only time they go back to normal is when they hit their heads. And the only time they get freaky is when they hit their heads. Poor Patrick has had to hit Aimee a few times."
Mrs. Johnson stared on in disbelief. "Not a word that you are saying makes sense. We'll just have to wait until the girls come to and ask them what's going on."
"But they don't remem..."
"No buts Mister!"
$$%%Did you think that I was supposed to be there put a smile on your face and make you a bet did you think that I was supposed to be there when you couldn't find a way I know now you never cared you never even cried at all and now i'm standing here wondering what went wrong.%%$$ Dead Legend (Supposed To)
~~**You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~
Dead Legend (Pheonix)
%%$$Don't care about a thing today, I used to but I'm FED UP and I can hear the words you say I wish that you would SHUT UP!!!$$%% Good Charlotte
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Re: *Multiple Personality Disorder and Mike and his Mom*
" fine when Holly hits on u she's gonna think ur going 2 be there b/c of a different reason" Mike said with his eyes open like she was going to regret something. He knew that holly was going 2 hit on her until she got hit over the head again. But since she got hit over the head she sould be back 2 her normal self. Hopefully something doesnt happen
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Re: *Multiple Personality Disorder and Mike and his Mom*
The guys had gathered all of the girls into one room. Presently they were all unconscious. They had to put up a good fight to get Angelica/Ashley away from Marc. He was enjoying all the attention.
Michael's mother was standing there with a disapproving look on her face.
"I just want to tell you that I am very disappointed in all of you." She said tapping her foot on the ground.
"But it's not our fault..." J tried to reason.
"Yes, I'm sure. Well the girls are starting to wake up, we'll just have to ask them what happened." The guys groaned inwardly, if they were back to their normal selves as Aimee, Holly and Ashley then they wouldn't remember anything but if they were their schitzo selves Amelia, Hailey and Angelica then they would be acting weird and Mrs. Johnson would understand. But that also meant they would be unbelieveably out of control. The guys weren't sure how many more times they could knock the girls out before their brains were completely scrambled.
"What if we can't get them back to normal, ever?" Patrick whispered to Mike. His eyes widened, he hadn't thought of that...
You went away sweet and came back so harsh I just don't like you any more did you leave to turn into this was there something that I missed if I ever let you down I'm really sorry where did the time go and now i wish that i were all alone where did the time go where did it go?**~~
Dead Legend (Pheonix)
%%$$I am lost in the see-through I think you lost yourself too throughout all of this confusion I hope I somehow get to you I've practiced all the things I'd say to tell you how I feel and when I finally get my change it'll all seem so surreal cuz from the first time I saw you I only thought about you I didn't know you I wanted to hole on to the things you never say to me but you said you can't change the way you feel...$$%% Good Charlotte (Change)
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Re: *Multiple Personality Disorder and Mike and his Mom*
" I dont know Pat... i dont know"Mike said a lil scared of all those things he and holly use 2 do would be no more... and if it was 2 happen....... the only way 2 make it happen was to get his mom involve and he didnt like the thought of that.
" where am i?" Amelia ask
" sweety your down in the basement what happened to you ....do u remember anything that has happened?" Mike's mom asked her.
Re: *Multiple Personality Disorder and Mike and his Mom*
"No I don't..." Amelia said as she looked around.
"Good maybe we better keep it that way..." Mike's mom said
"Ohh do we have to?" Michael asked
"Yes...I just hope those other girls wake up soon..." Mrs. Johnson said as she looked at the other unconcious girls.
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Re: *Multiple Personality Disorder and Mike and his Mom*
" What are we gonna do mom?" Mike asked. He didn't know what to do. He kept walkin' back and forth into the rooms and into the basement and thought a little to himself.
" Would you just shut up for a second and I will think of something clever. Maybe we need a doctor in here" His mother quickly ran to the phone and called the house doctor she said she'd come right away.
((( 20 mins later )))
" Hello doctor" Michael greeted.
"please, call me Glenda"
" ok."
" whatz the case?"
" I don't know it seems they have some case of skitso and it's not playing around. They've somehow managed to get multiple personality disorder or something"